Live broadcast: This sister can get along, if something happens, she really loves it

Chapter 29 Top Yin Yang, It's You, Su Han!
At this time, the debate in the live broadcast room became more and more intense.

Some have even risen to personal attacks.

Countless female netizens hoped that Su Han would stand up immediately.

Beat the puxin men who look at people with their nostrils in the live broadcast room.

But Su Han still looked calm.

Just when the female netizens hated that iron could not be made into steel, and were very aggrieved.

Su Han spoke slowly.

"Seeing how excited some brothers are in the live broadcast room, many of them must be fans."

"As fans, I think you also had football dreams when you were young."

As soon as Su Han said this.

The atmosphere of needle-point confrontation in the live broadcast room quickly subsided.

Because, after hearing what Su Han said.

The male trolls felt that Su Han did not refute them like other female water friends.

Even this beautiful anchor is still concerned about their dreams.

Indeed, most men have had a football dream.

On the green field, he is full of sweat and sweat.

Some male water friends also began to recall how handsome they were when they played football in their school days in the barrage area.

Some are on the varsity team, and some are even captains of the football team.

Seeing this, Su Han just smiled.

"Tiezi, I think that many of you meet the standards of male football players!"

Su Han's words immediately won the support of all the male water friends in the live broadcast room!
After all, what men lack most is blind self-confidence!
"I am very relieved to see that many brothers agree with my words, because you have a very clear understanding of yourself."

"As for why I said that many irons meet the requirements of men's football players?"

"The reason is very simple."

"Although you are bald and have big bellies, these are not a problem!"

"Because there is really no difference between you and the Longguo men's football team!"

"First, all of you can't get along with others."

"Second, you all defend with your eyes."

"Third, none of you pass the ball correctly."

"Fourth, none of you can score goals."

"Fifth, none of you can stop the ball well."

"Sixth, after losing the game, you can all be indifferent, and then go to the nightclub to dance at night!"

"Also, what makes you stronger than the Longguo Men's Football Team is that you can score goals with your mouth!"

"So, I think you meet all the criteria of a football player!"

Su Han listed seven reasons in one breath.

Let the many male netizens in front of the screen feel as if thunder is ringing in their ears, and they are directly stunned!
Everyone looked at Su Han with horror.

A male netizen wanted to type, but he just couldn't get the words out of his mouth!

Because what Su Han said is indeed the status quo of most boys playing football in their teenage years!
After all, they are not professional players.

Oh no, it should be said that, after all, professional Rulong national men's football players are indeed like this!
And the female netizens who reacted burst into laughter instantly!
"Sister Han's words are too realistic! My ex-boyfriend plays football like this!"

"At first glance, I feel that the anchor is connoting, but when I think about it carefully, I feel that she is telling the truth!"

"I think there is one more point that the anchor didn't say, that is, they all love sea cucumbers!"

"The sisters upstairs are going to kill me laughing! Nothing wrong!"

"Sister Han, you can say so well, the literary world of Longguo needs you!"

"The anchor is really good, and will never let us down!"

"Hahahaha, incisive, absolutely amazing!"

I haven't waited for everyone to come back to their senses.

Su Han's voice sounded again.

"I know you all have football dreams in your hearts, but if there are too many people competing for men's football positions."

"I think it would be great for you to be the next best commentator. After all, there are no more than five lines from the beginning to the end."

Su Han finished speaking.

Some netizens couldn't help asking curiously.

"Five sentences? Which five sentences?"

When the male netizen finished asking, he subconsciously felt something was wrong.

Just now Su Han seemed to be connoting them.

Why couldn't I hold back and ask the question again.

Although this male netizen had to admit, what Su Han said was quite incisive.

But isn't this another chance to give her connotation? ?

After asking, the male netizen couldn't help but want to slap himself.

I don't know which pot I can't open and which pot to lift.

It's like shooting yourself in the foot.

And after the male netizen asked.

Some other netizens in the live broadcast room couldn't help but become curious.

"Sister Han, what are the five lines?"

"Hahaha, I always feel that these five lines are not good lines."

"The anchor, tell me, I'm going to be scared to death by you!"

"Watching Sister Han's live broadcast is like watching cross talk, oh no, cross talk is not as good as her talk!"

The netizens in the live broadcast room kept urging Su Han.

Seeing this, Su Han didn't hold back anymore.

Answer immediately.

"The first sentence: There is not much time left for the national football team!"

"Second sentence: The only theoretical possibility left for the national football team to qualify!"

"Third sentence: Although we lost, we saw progress and hope!"

"The fourth sentence: The national football team underestimates the enemy!"

"Fifth sentence: Strike, fly solo, oops, the ball flew!"

Although Su Han really never watched a complete game of the Longguo men's football team.

But as a human being in two lives, I have seen many small videos edited by netizens about Longguo men's football.

When these five lines can be heard in almost every Longguo men's football game, they are said.

Many netizens burst into laughter in front of the mobile phone.

Among them are some male netizens.

Obviously, football commentary is not as simple as Su Han said.

In the 10-minute game, the commentator has to evaluate the game situation almost every minute and every second, and also quickly introduce the players with the ball.

But why are these viewers laughing so hard.

Because as long as it is a Longguo men's football game.

Regardless of whether the commentary is hype or not.

The result of the final game, these five sentences can perfectly summarize the entire process of the game.

"time is limited!"

"Theoretically, it is still possible to qualify."

"Despite the loss, we've seen progress."

"Hey, underestimated the enemy."

"Strike, solo, oops, the ball flew!"

These five sentences can be said to be the commentary lines that every Longguo men's football fan least wants to hear, but has heard the most.

Netizens who complained that women's football is not as good as men's football in the live broadcast room before.

At this moment, each face turned into a pig liver color.

Although they really want to refute and scold.

But every word Su Han said is an iron-like fact!

These male netizens can only swallow their teeth with tears in their stomachs!

"Also, I saw some netizens say that women's football is not as good as men's football, and then women are not as good as men. I want to say something fair."

"We are born as human beings, no matter men or women, there are indeed many difficulties."

"However, the suffering of men does not correspond to the suffering of women!"

"A woman's suffering often comes from the fact that she is a woman."

"For example, the pain of the great aunt, the pain of giving birth."

"The suffering of men often comes from the concept of 'I am not a big man who stands up to the sky'!"

"In the male group, there will always be a competitive game of who is more masculine and more powerful."

"As long as you jump out of this game, you don't have to suffer that much."

"So, the suffering of men is the result of many men's cocooning!"

Su Han said something earth-shattering.

It directly exploded the live broadcast room!
(End of this chapter)