Urban Denon

Yang Shaojun watched Ouyang Ziyi walk into the villa, shook his head slightly, and said to himself: "Xiao Yihan is in love? Are you kidding me? If this guy can fall in love, the world will probably be turned upside down."

That night, Xiao Yihan and Yang Shaojun did not go back to the villa, so they lived in the dormitory. Except for Xiao Yihan, everyone took out their laptops, Yang Shaojun was browsing news on the Internet, and Zhang Shaogang, Tian Yuxuan, He Zhihong, and Wang Guangyu four The other person was playing a game, and saw a few people looking very angry. The four of them were swearing and swearing while clicking the mouse frantically, and the dirty words were pouring out of their mouths. Street ruffian in general.Hearing Yang Shaojun and Xiao Yihan shaking their heads, in the middle of the night, Yang Shaojun and Xiao Yihan had rested, while the four continued to fight with their shirts off.

I heard Xiao Yihan say to Yang Shaojun: "Take me to buy a computer tomorrow."

There was nothing to say all night, when Yang Shaojun and Xiao Yihan got up in the morning the next day, they saw that the notebooks of the four guys were still open there, and the four of them were sleeping at this time, and they saw the four guys in the game on the screen. Lying upright on the ground, Xiao Yihan looked puzzled, and heard Yang Shaojun say: "Hang up, I must have been killed."

"What hung up? What was killed?"

"Fuck, no way, you don't understand this, I remembered, you are from the primeval forest." I heard Yang Shaojun say.

The two drove to Bainaohui in less than an hour with a GPS navigator, and saw that there were more people distributing leaflets than buying computers, so Yang Shaojun asked, "What brand of laptop do you want to buy?"

After Yang Shaojun finished speaking, he went on to say: "I remembered, you are from the virgin forest and don't understand these things, let me choose for you."

"I want to buy ASUS **** model, cpu intel core i7 920 (box), motherboard rampage ii extreme with ASUS mars gtx295/2di/4gd3 discrete graphics card, memory stick Corsair ddr 3 2133 model." Xiao Yihan blurted out.

At this moment, I saw that Yang Shaojun was stunned, and it took him a long time to say: "Damn, who are you? Well, ASUS is ASUS."

The two went straight to the ASUS notebook store, and when Xiao Yihan talked about the configuration, they heard the people in the store say: "Boss, you are not going to be a hacker, the configuration of this laptop is the ultimate configuration for notebooks at present, and it will be launched soon." However, in more than two months, less than [-] units have been sold nationwide so far, and the price of one is [-]. Do you decide to buy it?"

Xiao Yihan just wanted to buy it, but he heard that person said that only a hundred units were sold in the whole country, and if he bought it now, it would be too conspicuous.The descriptions of those hackers in many computer books that Xiao Yihan has read are amazing. Xiao Yihan's goal is to become a hacker. It was easy to find his mother through hacking techniques at that time, but according to most books, as a A qualified hacker is how to hide himself and keep himself in the "darkness" all the time.

Thinking of this, I heard Xiao Yihan say: "Just get me one that can go online for around eight or nine thousand."

Yang Shaojun was stunned again when he heard this, what's wrong with this guy, Yang Shaojun doesn't think Xiao Yihan can't afford that high-end computer.

After a while, the clerk brought one and put it in front of Xiao Yihan, and asked, "Are you satisfied with this machine? This machine is enough for surfing the Internet or playing large-scale 3D games."

Xiao Yihan looked at it for a long time and asked, "Where is the power button?"

At this time, not only Yang Shaojun but also the clerk opened their eyes wide. In this day and age, apart from idiots and idiots ranging from five to 90 years old, almost no one knows how to operate a computer. Everyone was surprised about the computer hardware, but now they don't know where the power button is. After a while, the clerk asked Yang Shaojun: "Sir, is your friend okay?"

Yang Shaojun quickly said, "No problem, no problem."

Yang Shaojun hurried over and said: "Okay, just pack this up, we bought it. Yang Shaojun is afraid that Xiao Yihan will do something amazing if he stays any longer, and he can't afford to lose this person. As for the power button, he should go back and tell him himself."

"This one is 15, then get me another one that is about 4 inches in size," Xiao Yihan said.

"I have a computer, and I'm not used to using such a small one." Yang Shaojun said.

"I didn't buy it for you." I heard Xiao Yihan say.

Yang Shaojun suddenly became angry for his self-indulgence. At this time, the clerk was already leaning forward and backward with a smile, and Yang Shaojun said angrily: "Why are you laughing, go get it quickly, or we can buy it elsewhere." .”

Yang Shaojun felt that he had been tricked by Xiao Yihan many times today, so he had to leave quickly, otherwise he didn't know what amazing words would come out of this guy's mouth next.

After the two of them bought the computer, they heard Yang Shaojun say: "I don't think you have a phone, and you just came here, why don't you buy a phone by the way?"

"No, I don't have anyone to contact, and it's useless to buy it."

"Okay then, let's go back."

"Wait, I'd better buy a phone."

Yang Shaojun was almost driven crazy by Xiao Yihan, and after a while, the two came to a counter selling mobile phones. Xiao Yihan randomly chose a black straight Nokia mobile phone, and then Xiao Yihan asked the clerk to take out a pink and very feminine one. When the phone came out, Yang Shaojun's eyeballs were about to fall out. What happened to this guy today?Suddenly Yang Shaojun remembered what Ouyang Ziyi said, God, is this Iceman in love?

Thank you Xiaoyao Shitian and 007 for the red envelopes, everyone go and see my magic machine