Work overtime

Jiang Yuebai: System, you said that if you feed it to pigs, cattle and sheep, will it work well?Where is the rabbit?What about fish?What about food, vegetables and fruit trees?
A litter of pigs can generally give birth to about ten pigs.But cows can only give birth to one in a litter, and sheep can usually give birth to two.If used on cattle and sheep, wouldn't it be possible to produce many of them?

【system:】

Are you really Gongdou?

Insufficient system memory, clear memory
[System: There are a hundred of each kind, you can try it. 】

Jiang Yuebai: So you promised to give it to me?System, I knew you were the best.

[System: What about the agreed apology?Why did you get tricked again?By the way, have you received my Durex?Are you touched?You said you don't want to conceive and have children. I exchanged five boxes with the warehouse system of the last days.Isn't it super sweet? 】

Jiang Yuebai: I really appreciate it.Have you heard the story about the mouse putting a bell on the cat?
[System: Yes.How could the emperor use Durex.That's not a joke.He will not get sick, and he is not afraid of making a woman's belly bigger. 】

Jiang Yuebai: Just know.Is it Chinese version or English version?If it is a Chinese version, it may kill me.

【System: 100% original imported goods. 】

Jiang Yuebai: Is there an import label?

[System (Khan): Didn't look carefully.The doomsday warehouse system says that it is imported with original packaging. 】

Jiang Yuebai: Sorry!

[System: No apologies! 】

Jiang Yuebai: Compensate me!
[System: How to compensate? 】

Jiang Yuebai was taken aback when she heard that, but she was actually making trouble out of no reason, and wanted to have something to do with the system.If you get it, you earn it, if you don't get it, you lose it.

Jiang Yuebai: I haven't thought about it, you owe it first.I'm about to start the roll dance.Do you have a special dance class here, and do you have a class for practicing light exercises?
[System: Has the little master started dancing?You can give priority to the lesson "Dancing the Capital with Unique Skills" taught by teacher Zhao Feiyan.As for the lightness kung fu course, it's not a problem, it can be exchanged with the martial arts system.Is this also for Gong Dou? 】

Jiang Yuebai (unhappy): It's not because the Chinese Kung Fu 108 Styles (alias)" course requires subject two and subject three exams.The technical requirements are too high.

The system didn't expect the host to work so hard and prepare to integrate dancing and light work into sleeping.

It's just that when did the servant have requirements for lightness work?
It couldn't help but began to look forward to the exams of the second and third subjects of the host.

[System: That's it.The little master is so hardworking.This system will help you.Give you 2 super elastic dance practice belts.The little head coach is useful. 】

Jiang Yuebai: What is a super elastic dance practice belt?How is it different from ordinary exercise belts?

[System: Combining the latest human material technology, nanotechnology and artificial intelligence, this exercise belt can adjust the degree of difficulty arbitrarily and score your flexibility. 】

Jiang Yuebai: It sounds very powerful.

[System: The default delivery address of the system is the bed in the east wing of the main hall of Taorui Palace.If you don't want a Durex-style tragedy, please update your delivery address, and the system will arrange immediate delivery. 】

Jiang Yuebai: Didn't it take the second day before?
[System: The system has been upgraded. 】

Jiang Yuebai: Please be sure to update, upgrade frequently, and authorize the "developer mode" as soon as possible.

【system:】

Insufficient system memory, clear memory
[System: Have you ever thought about what interesting things would happen if those boxes of Durex were found. 】

Jiang Yuebai: Did you do it on purpose?

[System: No.I just want to help you become a heroine. 】

Jiang Yuebai: I really appreciate it.

In fact, she was very calm.Isn't it just a few boxes of Durex.easy to say.It's not an atomic bomb.

At worst, it's a balloon.

At worst, just tell the truth about its true use, and show that you don't want to get pregnant for the time being.Maybe colleagues who regard themselves as a thorn in the side will be very happy to hear it and reduce hostility.

After changing the address, a pure white dance exercise tape appeared on the bed in an instant.

It looks no different from ordinary exercise belts.

She held it in both hands curiously, looked at the high-tech product carefully, and stretched it according to the baseline position in the middle from time to time.

When stretching lightly, a line of subtitles appears in the mind: the difficulty factor is 10, and it is 20 when using a little force.

Buckle the innermost two squares, that is, the shortest length, and then the difficulty factor of extending the arms is 70!

But the exercise belt looks ordinary, white and clean, with nothing on it.

It seems that this thing is still a Bluetooth product.

Just as she was eager to jump out of bed, staring at the white exercise belt, and was about to grit her teeth and make a vertical fork, a little maid from the Empress Dowager's Palace happened to come in with a bowl of white fungus and bird's nest.

Well, what kind of grievances has this virtuous young master suffered, that he wants to commit suicide by hanging himself!

The little maid immediately panicked and shouted loudly, "Come on, come on! The little girl wants to kill herself!"

What?
I want to kill myself?

Jiang Yuebai looked at the dance exercise belt in his hand in a daze, and suddenly realized.

The little maid took it for Bai Ling.

But do you have the motive to hang yourself?

After a while, Baitao ran in in a panic, looking at the "Bai Ling" in Jiang Yuebai's hand in horror.

"My lord, my lord, what are you going to do? Don't be too hard on yourself!"

Baitao said that he doesn't care about the three sevens and twenty ones, what the offender is not the offender, so he directly pulled the dance practice belt over and held it in his hand.

Looking again, there was actually another one on the bed.

This is not about to hang yourself, what is it?
Hanging generally requires a longer white silk, so it is generally more secure to tie it to the beam.

One is not long enough, so it is just right to find two and tie one.

Baitao immediately picked up the other one from the bed, hugged it in her arms, and said with a choked voice, "My lord, you must not let it go, you still have little lord Jinxiu."

Jiang Yuebai couldn't laugh or cry: "Baitao, don't panic. I didn't intend to hang myself. You misunderstood. Give me back my dance practice belt."

"Dance practice belt?" Baitao asked with a puzzled expression, but took a few steps back.

Jiang Yuebai had a headache.It seems that you have to communicate with the system, you can't keep delivering things that don't exist in this dynasty, and you will die miserably if you are treated as a witch.

"Yes. Hurry up and bring it to me. Otherwise, we will be blamed if it is too late."

Jiang Yuebai waved at Baitao, "I'll practice it for you now."

Bai Tao dubiously handed the practice tape in her hand to Jiang Yuebai, and said very worriedly: "You must not do stupid things. If you die, the servant will not want to live either."

Jiang Yuebai didn't say any more, sat on the bed, made a good posture, and then asked Baitao to help her hook her feet from behind with an exercise belt.

The exercise belt is hung on the waist, and the exercise belt is tightened at once, and the standard horizontal fork comes out.

Because the outermost two grids are used, and no action has been taken yet, the difficulty coefficient shows only 70.

But this also frightened Baitao.

"Little, little master, don't you feel hurt like this?"

"It hurts, why doesn't it hurt? It hurts to death." Jiang Yuebai grinned.

A tendon on the inner thigh really hurts like hell, okay? !
It's sore and painful, but it makes people happy.