Improperly being a control group, I became popular on family variety shows
Chapter 20 Why Don't You Go to Heaven?
Chapter 20 Why Don't You Go to Heaven?
Director Sun learned the whole story from the filming PD, and when he saw the village chief leading Chu Xi and Li Sulan home, he was so angry that he complained, "What's the matter with Chu Xi? It seems that our show is not difficult at all. look."
Netizens are happy.
[Who told you that you didn't investigate clearly when you invited Chu Xi, and you just picked a village that President Chu didn't invest in, and you're done? 】
Director Sun was not reconciled, and urged the director: "Cut the camera to other guests for me, I don't believe that other people besides Chu Xi can have this kind of treatment!"
"Give me Qie Sangning's family first. Her family of four will have four free mouths if they are accepted. I want to see which farmers are willing to accept them."
As a result, as soon as the camera cut, I saw Sang Ning driving a tractor on a country road. The Sang family was sitting behind the tractor, with the distinctive red snakeskin bag at their feet.
Director Sun and a group of new netizens who entered the Sang's live broadcast room:? ? ?
[Damn, I'm not mistaken, that person on the tractor is Sang Ning? 】
[Sang Ning can actually drive a tractor, this is a very explosive existence in the whole entertainment industry. 】
[I'm really drunk, why no matter which live broadcast room I enter, I can always miss the essence perfectly, who can tell me, what happened here at Sang Ning's house? 】
Seeing Sang Ning, who was in high spirits, driving a tractor and looking like a sports car, Director Sun felt so angry that he directly scolded the follow-up PD: "What are you doing? I have already said that the program team does not give guests Any support, why are you giving Sang Ning a tractor?"
"Director Sun, we didn't give you this tractor. Where did the show crew get it? It was given by the villagers."
Feeling aggrieved by following the camera, he turned the camera to the side, and an old farmer wearing a straw hat and grinning appeared in the camera.
The old man heard being scolded for following the camera, and now he faced the camera, waved his hand at the camera, and said in a strong local accent: "Xiao Sun, you can hold back the scolding, my car broke down on the way, it was Xiao Sang's daughter After I fix it, I will take Xiaosang's daughter's house for a ride, what a great idea!"
Director Sun is almost out of breath, and he can drive and repair tractors, why doesn't this woman go to heaven?
[A female celebrity who can drive a tractor is already very explosive, but you told me that she can also repair tractors? 】
【Is this a script? Does anyone believe it?Anyway, I don't believe it. 】
[If you don’t believe me, wait until the live broadcast is over to watch the replay by yourself. People who followed the live broadcast all the way said that Sang Ning was so obsessed, so let’s argue if you don’t agree! 】
The tractor drove to a small river and stopped. Sang Ning jumped out of the driver's seat, her movements were very handsome and neat, her fair face was covered with dust from the repair of the tractor just now, and the corners of her lips were slightly raised , the whole person looks cool and domineering.
She just stood with one hand lightly on the steering wheel, which caused the netizens in the live broadcast room to scream.
【ah! ! !How can there be such a cool woman? I declare that Sang Ning will be my husband from today! 】
[Her evil smile is like a domineering boss, not greasy at all, if she changes this style earlier, I won't hate her! 】
[Mom, don't stop me, I've been beaten by Sang Ning, and from today onwards, I'm a member of her harem group! 】
Sang Ning looked at the back of the tractor, her red lips parted slightly and she said, "Sang Chuan, quickly unload the luggage, we have to return the car to the old man."
Sang Chuan got off the tractor with a snakeskin bag, followed by Sang Youming and Hu Zhi.
The old man returned to the driver's seat, looked at Sang Ning with a smile, and asked, "Little girl Sang, why do you want me to take your family to this abandoned cowshed?"
Sang Ning smiled, and replied with the same local accent: "Old man, the program team is not a man, let us go to a fellow villager's house to eat and drink for free for 30 days, it is really shameless, we are rough people , As long as there is a place that can shelter from the wind and rain, it will be wide. This cowshed has tiles and bricks, which is very good. It is not a problem to make do with it for 30 days."
[Oh my god, I'm about to vomit from laughing, Sang Ning, I don't know how many surprises you have? 】
[I have another dumb husband, can a beautiful woman talk well! 】
[Director Sun, did you hear that you are shameless? 】
[Director Sun's inner os: I heard it, I heard it, I heard it with both ears! 】
The old man was not happy when he heard that Sang Ning wanted to bring her family to live in the cowshed: "Miss Sangsang, there is nothing in this cowshed, why do you live here? You should bring your family to my house, I let my old lady Make some beds and come out."
Sang Ning frowned, smiled and declined the old man: "It's okay, the program team will send us something later, I have a lot of family members, so I won't bother you."
The old man thought about it, and there really are not so many free beds at home. Since the program team will take care of them, it is better not to drag Xiao Sang's daughter's family to his house to squeeze, and after saying goodbye to Sang Ning, drive away with a tractor up.
As soon as the old man left, Sun Dao's angry voice came over: "Sang Ning, I let you live in a farmer's house, not in a cattle pen?"
Sang Ning blinked at the camera, smiled, and said: "But this cattle pen is also owned by a farmer. I helped the old man repair the tractor just now, and he agreed to lend us this abandoned cattle pen. We are looking for a farmer who can accept us for 30 days, and there is no rule that we are not allowed to live in the cattle pen."
Director Sun was angry again.
[Laughing, Director Sun's inner os: I tm didn't expect that there would be people rushing to live in the cattle pen. 】
Director Sun caught the loophole in Sang Ning's words just now, and smugly attacked: "Sang Ning, we told you repeatedly before departure that the program team will not give you any material support, how dare you boast to the old man?" Going down to Haikou and saying that the program team will give you things, it’s too whimsical! Since you want to live in the cattle pen so much, then I will grant your wish, but the program team will not even give you a piece of paper, you are free Please be blessed!"
After finishing speaking, Director Sun asked the director to cut the scene, and he wanted to see how long Sang Ning would be able to speak so hard without the support of the program crew and farmers.
Sang Ning walked forward, pushed open a dilapidated wooden door, and entered the yard.
The yard is overgrown with weeds. On the left is an abandoned cattle pen, and on the right is an earthen stove. There are three brick houses in the center of the yard. The roofs are covered with tiles. Each brick house is only half the height of a person With wooden doors, every corner of the room can be filled with wind.
Fortunately, it is midsummer now, as long as there is a bed, you can make do with it at night. If the weather is a little colder, it may freeze people to death.
Netizens thought Sang Ning was crazy.
[Sang Ning's goodwill accumulated with me just now has been defeated again, can people live in this kind of place?Please, can she stop using this way of torturing herself and her family to gain attention? 】
(End of this chapter)
Director Sun learned the whole story from the filming PD, and when he saw the village chief leading Chu Xi and Li Sulan home, he was so angry that he complained, "What's the matter with Chu Xi? It seems that our show is not difficult at all. look."
Netizens are happy.
[Who told you that you didn't investigate clearly when you invited Chu Xi, and you just picked a village that President Chu didn't invest in, and you're done? 】
Director Sun was not reconciled, and urged the director: "Cut the camera to other guests for me, I don't believe that other people besides Chu Xi can have this kind of treatment!"
"Give me Qie Sangning's family first. Her family of four will have four free mouths if they are accepted. I want to see which farmers are willing to accept them."
As a result, as soon as the camera cut, I saw Sang Ning driving a tractor on a country road. The Sang family was sitting behind the tractor, with the distinctive red snakeskin bag at their feet.
Director Sun and a group of new netizens who entered the Sang's live broadcast room:? ? ?
[Damn, I'm not mistaken, that person on the tractor is Sang Ning? 】
[Sang Ning can actually drive a tractor, this is a very explosive existence in the whole entertainment industry. 】
[I'm really drunk, why no matter which live broadcast room I enter, I can always miss the essence perfectly, who can tell me, what happened here at Sang Ning's house? 】
Seeing Sang Ning, who was in high spirits, driving a tractor and looking like a sports car, Director Sun felt so angry that he directly scolded the follow-up PD: "What are you doing? I have already said that the program team does not give guests Any support, why are you giving Sang Ning a tractor?"
"Director Sun, we didn't give you this tractor. Where did the show crew get it? It was given by the villagers."
Feeling aggrieved by following the camera, he turned the camera to the side, and an old farmer wearing a straw hat and grinning appeared in the camera.
The old man heard being scolded for following the camera, and now he faced the camera, waved his hand at the camera, and said in a strong local accent: "Xiao Sun, you can hold back the scolding, my car broke down on the way, it was Xiao Sang's daughter After I fix it, I will take Xiaosang's daughter's house for a ride, what a great idea!"
Director Sun is almost out of breath, and he can drive and repair tractors, why doesn't this woman go to heaven?
[A female celebrity who can drive a tractor is already very explosive, but you told me that she can also repair tractors? 】
【Is this a script? Does anyone believe it?Anyway, I don't believe it. 】
[If you don’t believe me, wait until the live broadcast is over to watch the replay by yourself. People who followed the live broadcast all the way said that Sang Ning was so obsessed, so let’s argue if you don’t agree! 】
The tractor drove to a small river and stopped. Sang Ning jumped out of the driver's seat, her movements were very handsome and neat, her fair face was covered with dust from the repair of the tractor just now, and the corners of her lips were slightly raised , the whole person looks cool and domineering.
She just stood with one hand lightly on the steering wheel, which caused the netizens in the live broadcast room to scream.
【ah! ! !How can there be such a cool woman? I declare that Sang Ning will be my husband from today! 】
[Her evil smile is like a domineering boss, not greasy at all, if she changes this style earlier, I won't hate her! 】
[Mom, don't stop me, I've been beaten by Sang Ning, and from today onwards, I'm a member of her harem group! 】
Sang Ning looked at the back of the tractor, her red lips parted slightly and she said, "Sang Chuan, quickly unload the luggage, we have to return the car to the old man."
Sang Chuan got off the tractor with a snakeskin bag, followed by Sang Youming and Hu Zhi.
The old man returned to the driver's seat, looked at Sang Ning with a smile, and asked, "Little girl Sang, why do you want me to take your family to this abandoned cowshed?"
Sang Ning smiled, and replied with the same local accent: "Old man, the program team is not a man, let us go to a fellow villager's house to eat and drink for free for 30 days, it is really shameless, we are rough people , As long as there is a place that can shelter from the wind and rain, it will be wide. This cowshed has tiles and bricks, which is very good. It is not a problem to make do with it for 30 days."
[Oh my god, I'm about to vomit from laughing, Sang Ning, I don't know how many surprises you have? 】
[I have another dumb husband, can a beautiful woman talk well! 】
[Director Sun, did you hear that you are shameless? 】
[Director Sun's inner os: I heard it, I heard it, I heard it with both ears! 】
The old man was not happy when he heard that Sang Ning wanted to bring her family to live in the cowshed: "Miss Sangsang, there is nothing in this cowshed, why do you live here? You should bring your family to my house, I let my old lady Make some beds and come out."
Sang Ning frowned, smiled and declined the old man: "It's okay, the program team will send us something later, I have a lot of family members, so I won't bother you."
The old man thought about it, and there really are not so many free beds at home. Since the program team will take care of them, it is better not to drag Xiao Sang's daughter's family to his house to squeeze, and after saying goodbye to Sang Ning, drive away with a tractor up.
As soon as the old man left, Sun Dao's angry voice came over: "Sang Ning, I let you live in a farmer's house, not in a cattle pen?"
Sang Ning blinked at the camera, smiled, and said: "But this cattle pen is also owned by a farmer. I helped the old man repair the tractor just now, and he agreed to lend us this abandoned cattle pen. We are looking for a farmer who can accept us for 30 days, and there is no rule that we are not allowed to live in the cattle pen."
Director Sun was angry again.
[Laughing, Director Sun's inner os: I tm didn't expect that there would be people rushing to live in the cattle pen. 】
Director Sun caught the loophole in Sang Ning's words just now, and smugly attacked: "Sang Ning, we told you repeatedly before departure that the program team will not give you any material support, how dare you boast to the old man?" Going down to Haikou and saying that the program team will give you things, it’s too whimsical! Since you want to live in the cattle pen so much, then I will grant your wish, but the program team will not even give you a piece of paper, you are free Please be blessed!"
After finishing speaking, Director Sun asked the director to cut the scene, and he wanted to see how long Sang Ning would be able to speak so hard without the support of the program crew and farmers.
Sang Ning walked forward, pushed open a dilapidated wooden door, and entered the yard.
The yard is overgrown with weeds. On the left is an abandoned cattle pen, and on the right is an earthen stove. There are three brick houses in the center of the yard. The roofs are covered with tiles. Each brick house is only half the height of a person With wooden doors, every corner of the room can be filled with wind.
Fortunately, it is midsummer now, as long as there is a bed, you can make do with it at night. If the weather is a little colder, it may freeze people to death.
Netizens thought Sang Ning was crazy.
[Sang Ning's goodwill accumulated with me just now has been defeated again, can people live in this kind of place?Please, can she stop using this way of torturing herself and her family to gain attention? 】
(End of this chapter)
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