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Chapter 91 You Call This a Poetry
Chapter 91 You Call This a Poetry
"It's mine!"
Sang Chuan stood in front of Song Shiye, holding half a card in each of his left and right hands, leaning his hands in the middle, and at the same time putting together a complete card, he turned his head to the side, and the little tail sound was too cute.
[Look at the appearance of this villain, Sang Chuan, if it wasn't for Chuwei's bad luck, the wooden house would be our little one. 】
"No, sister, why did you arrive before us?" Sang Chuan immediately suppressed the smile on his face when he saw Sang Ning coming back, and asked solemnly.
"It's because you are too slow, we arrived before you by the second cable car."
"what?"
Sang Chuan couldn't laugh at all. They climbed desperately for more than an hour, but Sang Ning came up swaggeringly in the cable car.
Others are silent too, so what's the point of them trying to stop others?
It was to create a second chance for Sang Ning to climb to the summit. Thinking of this, they felt even more worried.
Sang Ning took the loaf of bread and distributed it to the guests for breakfast, and Director Sun had a heart attack for a moment.
Damn it, she saved it again!
"Director, where's our mountain view room? Did you lie to us?"
Chu Xi looked around, and the surrounding area didn't look like a place with houses at all.
The top of the mountain here is actually not like the top of the mountain. To be precise, it should be considered halfway up the mountain. The place where they are currently located is surrounded by cliffs on three sides, one of which is another mountain with a higher altitude.
Looking towards the middle of the top of the mountain, there is a narrow and long path, with rugged rockery on both sides of the path, walking along the path for about ten meters, you can see a memorial archway carved with huge stones, engraved with "Ah That town" in three big characters.
Because the path is too narrow, it is impossible to see what is inside, but no matter how you look at it, it is no different from an ordinary mountain top. It is hard to imagine that there is a small town in such a place.
"Guests, drawing the card is only the first step. Then you have to get the key before you can officially move into your new home." Director Sun explained from the side.
Sang Youming clicked his tongue a few times: "We are all living in tents, what key do we have?"
"Others are looking for keys, you who live in tents are looking for tents, pick a place with good geomantic omen, and set up a tent by yourself."
Director Sun motioned the guests to get closer together, and continued, "We have invited a mysterious flying guest this time, and he has the key and the tent in his hands. Now you have to find the mysterious guest based on the clues, and find the mysterious guest first." The guest group will receive a mystery item card and a luxurious lunch."
Sang Chuan stretched out his hand to Director Sun: "As for the clue, you gave it to us!"
Director Sun smiled inexplicably: "Of course the clues are not given for free. There are three clues related to the identity of the mysterious guest. We have prepared three rounds of pk. The winning family of each round of pk will get a clue. Those who don't get a clue Families can only ask for more blessings. The first two rounds of pk are rush-answer sessions, and the third round of pk is a family cooperation session. I wish all guests good luck!"
While speaking, the staff had already brought up six answering machines.
Li Sulan signaled Sang Ning to press the answering machine. Things that require responsiveness are more reliable for young people.
"You go up if you want." Sang Ning moved aside, leaving the position of the answering machine to Li Sulan.
She suddenly wanted to act badly, fighting for herself was fighting for Li Sulan, she hadn't abused herself to the point where she wanted to take advantage of Li Sulan.
"Heh, I'll come if I come!" Li Sulan angrily held the answering device in her hand, "When I get the big meal, don't eat it if you can."
[Sang Ning really holds a grudge, she is probably still angry at Li Sulan for taking her bread without saying hello. 】
[If you're not angry, the quality of teammates is so low, who wants to complete the task well, would rather endure hardships than let such teammates enjoy the blessings. 】
Sang Ning stood directly next to Director Sun and completely withdrew from the competition.
Director Sun was speechless. Where did her courage to fight for the first place before going up the mountain go?
Director Sun was going to ignore Sang Ning directly, anyway, Li Sulan was participating in the pk in their group.
He raised his arm and blew his whistle: "Attention all guests, the first round of pk will start next. The first round of pk is a poetry quiz answering session. The first guest who presses the button and answers successfully will get the first clue .”
"Please listen to the poetry requirements."
Everyone held their breath for a moment, for fear of missing the key words in Director Sun's words.
"Please recite an ancient poem with "star" in its entirety..."
Before Director Sun said which star "xing" was, the No. 1 answering machine rang. Everyone followed the prestige, and to their surprise, the first one to raise their hands was Sang Youming.
"Hey, it's amazing that you, a person with elementary school education, can recite ancient poems." Hu Zhi smiled from the side.
[Tucao from your own wife is the deadliest, and only you can know what kind of virtue your husband is. 】
[I guess it was Sang Youming who snatched it up. Qin Kai answered, how many ancient poems can he memorize with a primary school education? 】
[Sang Youming is giving Qin Kai crazy winks, and it really is Qin Kai who is in charge of answering the questions. 】
Qin Kai didn't expect Sang Youming to move so quickly. Facing Sang Youming's expectant and trusting eyes, his brain crashed instantly, and he couldn't think of a poem about "star".
Here, Director Sun urged at the beginning: "Time is limited, please hurry up and answer in group 1, the countdown starts in ten seconds, ten, nine, eight..."
Qin Kai racked his brains and couldn't figure it out. He just wanted to tell Director Qin that he was going to give up the answer, but Sang Youming suddenly turned around and shouted: "I got it!"
In everyone's suspicious eyes, he replied solemnly: "The stars light up the lamps, illuminate the door of my house, and let the lost children find the way when they came..."
Sang Youming not only answered, but also sang. Director Sun told him to stop: "Stop, stop, is this a poem?"
"This doesn't count?" Sang Youming lowered his head, rolled his eyes, and raised his head again two seconds later, "What about this? Twinkle and twinkle, the sky is full of little stars..."
Everyone: "..."
[No way, is Sang Youming pretending to be stupid or really stupid, he actually calls this a poem? 】
[On the importance of completing the nine-year compulsory education, if you don’t even know what a poem is, it’s really too easy to lose face and die. 】
[Don't make mistakes, as long as you are a Chinese, even if you haven't studied, you should know what a poem is. 】
Sang Ning clutched her forehead, expressing that she had lost her sight. It seemed that the overall cultural level of the Sang family needed to be improved.
Director Sun had a disgusted expression on his face, and even Qin Kai, who was in the same group, bowed his head deeply.
That's it?It is better not to answer.
"Group 1 answered incorrectly and is disqualified. Next, please continue to answer the other 5 groups." Director Sun ruthlessly interrupted Sang Youming who wanted to continue answering.
Li Sulan kept laughing from the sidelines: "It's ridiculous, if you are uneducated, don't stand up and slap your swollen face to pretend to be fat."
(End of this chapter)
"It's mine!"
Sang Chuan stood in front of Song Shiye, holding half a card in each of his left and right hands, leaning his hands in the middle, and at the same time putting together a complete card, he turned his head to the side, and the little tail sound was too cute.
[Look at the appearance of this villain, Sang Chuan, if it wasn't for Chuwei's bad luck, the wooden house would be our little one. 】
"No, sister, why did you arrive before us?" Sang Chuan immediately suppressed the smile on his face when he saw Sang Ning coming back, and asked solemnly.
"It's because you are too slow, we arrived before you by the second cable car."
"what?"
Sang Chuan couldn't laugh at all. They climbed desperately for more than an hour, but Sang Ning came up swaggeringly in the cable car.
Others are silent too, so what's the point of them trying to stop others?
It was to create a second chance for Sang Ning to climb to the summit. Thinking of this, they felt even more worried.
Sang Ning took the loaf of bread and distributed it to the guests for breakfast, and Director Sun had a heart attack for a moment.
Damn it, she saved it again!
"Director, where's our mountain view room? Did you lie to us?"
Chu Xi looked around, and the surrounding area didn't look like a place with houses at all.
The top of the mountain here is actually not like the top of the mountain. To be precise, it should be considered halfway up the mountain. The place where they are currently located is surrounded by cliffs on three sides, one of which is another mountain with a higher altitude.
Looking towards the middle of the top of the mountain, there is a narrow and long path, with rugged rockery on both sides of the path, walking along the path for about ten meters, you can see a memorial archway carved with huge stones, engraved with "Ah That town" in three big characters.
Because the path is too narrow, it is impossible to see what is inside, but no matter how you look at it, it is no different from an ordinary mountain top. It is hard to imagine that there is a small town in such a place.
"Guests, drawing the card is only the first step. Then you have to get the key before you can officially move into your new home." Director Sun explained from the side.
Sang Youming clicked his tongue a few times: "We are all living in tents, what key do we have?"
"Others are looking for keys, you who live in tents are looking for tents, pick a place with good geomantic omen, and set up a tent by yourself."
Director Sun motioned the guests to get closer together, and continued, "We have invited a mysterious flying guest this time, and he has the key and the tent in his hands. Now you have to find the mysterious guest based on the clues, and find the mysterious guest first." The guest group will receive a mystery item card and a luxurious lunch."
Sang Chuan stretched out his hand to Director Sun: "As for the clue, you gave it to us!"
Director Sun smiled inexplicably: "Of course the clues are not given for free. There are three clues related to the identity of the mysterious guest. We have prepared three rounds of pk. The winning family of each round of pk will get a clue. Those who don't get a clue Families can only ask for more blessings. The first two rounds of pk are rush-answer sessions, and the third round of pk is a family cooperation session. I wish all guests good luck!"
While speaking, the staff had already brought up six answering machines.
Li Sulan signaled Sang Ning to press the answering machine. Things that require responsiveness are more reliable for young people.
"You go up if you want." Sang Ning moved aside, leaving the position of the answering machine to Li Sulan.
She suddenly wanted to act badly, fighting for herself was fighting for Li Sulan, she hadn't abused herself to the point where she wanted to take advantage of Li Sulan.
"Heh, I'll come if I come!" Li Sulan angrily held the answering device in her hand, "When I get the big meal, don't eat it if you can."
[Sang Ning really holds a grudge, she is probably still angry at Li Sulan for taking her bread without saying hello. 】
[If you're not angry, the quality of teammates is so low, who wants to complete the task well, would rather endure hardships than let such teammates enjoy the blessings. 】
Sang Ning stood directly next to Director Sun and completely withdrew from the competition.
Director Sun was speechless. Where did her courage to fight for the first place before going up the mountain go?
Director Sun was going to ignore Sang Ning directly, anyway, Li Sulan was participating in the pk in their group.
He raised his arm and blew his whistle: "Attention all guests, the first round of pk will start next. The first round of pk is a poetry quiz answering session. The first guest who presses the button and answers successfully will get the first clue .”
"Please listen to the poetry requirements."
Everyone held their breath for a moment, for fear of missing the key words in Director Sun's words.
"Please recite an ancient poem with "star" in its entirety..."
Before Director Sun said which star "xing" was, the No. 1 answering machine rang. Everyone followed the prestige, and to their surprise, the first one to raise their hands was Sang Youming.
"Hey, it's amazing that you, a person with elementary school education, can recite ancient poems." Hu Zhi smiled from the side.
[Tucao from your own wife is the deadliest, and only you can know what kind of virtue your husband is. 】
[I guess it was Sang Youming who snatched it up. Qin Kai answered, how many ancient poems can he memorize with a primary school education? 】
[Sang Youming is giving Qin Kai crazy winks, and it really is Qin Kai who is in charge of answering the questions. 】
Qin Kai didn't expect Sang Youming to move so quickly. Facing Sang Youming's expectant and trusting eyes, his brain crashed instantly, and he couldn't think of a poem about "star".
Here, Director Sun urged at the beginning: "Time is limited, please hurry up and answer in group 1, the countdown starts in ten seconds, ten, nine, eight..."
Qin Kai racked his brains and couldn't figure it out. He just wanted to tell Director Qin that he was going to give up the answer, but Sang Youming suddenly turned around and shouted: "I got it!"
In everyone's suspicious eyes, he replied solemnly: "The stars light up the lamps, illuminate the door of my house, and let the lost children find the way when they came..."
Sang Youming not only answered, but also sang. Director Sun told him to stop: "Stop, stop, is this a poem?"
"This doesn't count?" Sang Youming lowered his head, rolled his eyes, and raised his head again two seconds later, "What about this? Twinkle and twinkle, the sky is full of little stars..."
Everyone: "..."
[No way, is Sang Youming pretending to be stupid or really stupid, he actually calls this a poem? 】
[On the importance of completing the nine-year compulsory education, if you don’t even know what a poem is, it’s really too easy to lose face and die. 】
[Don't make mistakes, as long as you are a Chinese, even if you haven't studied, you should know what a poem is. 】
Sang Ning clutched her forehead, expressing that she had lost her sight. It seemed that the overall cultural level of the Sang family needed to be improved.
Director Sun had a disgusted expression on his face, and even Qin Kai, who was in the same group, bowed his head deeply.
That's it?It is better not to answer.
"Group 1 answered incorrectly and is disqualified. Next, please continue to answer the other 5 groups." Director Sun ruthlessly interrupted Sang Youming who wanted to continue answering.
Li Sulan kept laughing from the sidelines: "It's ridiculous, if you are uneducated, don't stand up and slap your swollen face to pretend to be fat."
(End of this chapter)
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