Resigned!Who made me awaken the Lingzhi space?
Chapter 43 Fishing
Chapter 43 Fishing (1)
The heavy rain fell as soon as it was said, and stopped as soon as it was said. After the rain, Dingcheng was shrouded in a layer of light mist.
Because of the heavy rain, the water level of the Jinding River rose a lot, and the muddy yellow water gushed out from under the Yundu Bridge, and the jumping water seemed to hit the bridge surface.
Wen Xu stood at the back door of the flower shop, looking at the busy people on the Diaoyutai in front of him, "Uncle Wu, it's time to go fishing."
"Hahaha, Boss Xiaowen, you don't understand this." Uncle Wu adjusted the position of the fishing rod, turned his head to Wen Xu with a smile and said: "This old saying is good, it is better to fish after the rain than not to fish." Before the rain, fishing is good at this time!"
"Then you should pay attention to safety. It's raining heavily today, and the water is almost up to the road surface." Wen Xu walked to Uncle Wu's side, "What are you fishing for today? Are you still fishing for earthworms?"
"No, no, corn fishing today!" Uncle Wu swung his arm towards the surface of the river, and splashed water on the surface like a goddess scattered flowers. Corn kernels that had been fermented fell into the water one by one. Uncle Wu said confidently: "I'll make a nest first, and I'm sure I'll catch a ten-jin big carp today."
"Big carp? Ten catties?" Wen Xu looked at Uncle Wu in surprise, and exclaimed, "Uncle Wu, your ambition is not small."
"What's so great about a ten-jin big carp." Uncle Wu threw his fishing rod into the water, "When I was young, I caught even bigger ones."
"It's so long!" Uncle Wu gestured, looking at Wen Xu with piercing eyes, and said proudly: "It can't even fit in a washbasin, guess how many catties?"
"How many pounds?"
"Twenty catties!"
"Hiss!" Wen Xu gave a thumbs up, "Amazing, Uncle Wu, then guess if I believe it or not?"
"Hey, Boss Xiaowen, don't believe me." Uncle Wu said immediately: "Don't look at me, I often catch nothing when I go fishing, but when I was young, I was really good at fishing. Really, sir. Lie to you, if I lie to you, Gu Changfeng will become a puppy."
It doesn't have to be.
Wen Xu couldn't help laughing, but it's a pity that Gu Changfeng has already left, otherwise, Gu Changfeng must have had a wonderful look on his face when he heard what his grandfather said, "I'll believe whatever Uncle Wu says."
"Hey, you can talk." Uncle Wu was happy, "Boss Xiaowen, you can talk a lot more than that stinky boy in my family, so if I feed another big carp today, you must go to uncle's house to drink fish soup! "
"Okay." Wen Xu said with a smile, "Then I'll wait for Uncle Wu's big carp."
Slip.
Uncle Wu didn't know what he thought of the delicious carp soup, but he thought of something else, and said with a sneaky smile: "Just look at mine, I will definitely catch a big carp weighing ten catties today!"
It's all because Chang Feng is useless, and asked him to ask Boss Xiaowen what delicious and delicious lunch he had that day, but he was too shy to help.
If that stinky boy had asked for help, he might have already tasted it. How could he lie to a child and boast that he once caught a carp weighing twenty catties.
Alas, I don't know how it will end in a while.
Uncle Wu was sitting on the ponytail, staring seriously at the floats on the river, big carp, please, come quickly.
It doesn't need twenty catties, a big carp of two catties will do.
Wen Xu didn't know what Uncle Wu was nervous about, but the sudden change of expression on his face seemed quite amusing.
Wen Xu became interested, so he simply stood by the river, quietly watching Uncle Wu fishing.
Uncle Wu suddenly felt that he was like an examinee who couldn't answer the questions in the examination room and was anxious to scratch his head, while Wen was the invigilator who couldn't tell that he was already nervous and was still wandering around him.
Uncle Wu couldn't sit still and wanted to make some noise, but he was worried that Wen Xu thought he was cheating...
No!
He can't show cowardice.
Uncle Wu tried his best to save face, but after half an hour passed, not to mention big carp, not a single carp, even a yellow carp.
"..."
how so.
"Old Wu, why did you come fishing by yourself and didn't call us?" Just when Uncle Wu was already very anxious, the voices of his old friends came from behind him.
"Lao Zhao, Lao Zhang, Lao Wang, why are you here?" Uncle Wu frowned, well, today he will make a fool of himself in front of Wen Xu, and old friends are here too, it seems that he is today Doomed to lose face.
"You have come to fish, why can't we come?"
"No," said Uncle Wu, "Lao Zhao, didn't you say you were going to the hospital for an examination today? Lao Zhang, didn't you say you were going to help your daughter-in-law take care of the baby? Lao Wang, didn't you say that your waist flashed?" Can't get up?"
Uncle Wu found out that he had been cheated.
What one is going to the hospital for an examination, what is going to help the daughter-in-law take care of the child, excuses are all excuses.
Lao Zhao said, "Isn't the appointment time changed?"
Lao Zhang said: "Hey, my daughter-in-law is taking my grandchildren to her mother's house, so I don't need it."
Old Wang said, "Okay, okay."
"Do you think I believe it or not?" Uncle Wu snorted coldly, "Are you planning to go fishing?"
Then don't take him.
When Uncle Wu said this, the two uncles and Wen Xu's landlady were all embarrassed.
"Oh, what's the matter." The landlady, who is the old Zhang in Uncle Wu's mouth, smiled and said: "Old Wu, don't be so concerned. We are already old, how can we go fishing in the wild? Love For fishing, it’s not very good to go fishing by the Jinding River, and a fishing platform has been specially built here, so we might as well not come here, but go to the valley.”
Upon hearing this, Uncle Wu said, "That's true."
The rest of the people were relieved to see that Uncle Wu had believed it.
Okay.
This old Wu usually doesn't look very smart, why is he so clever sometimes.
To be honest, if it weren't for the sudden heavy rain today, maybe they would have been fishing in the mountains by now.
But thankfully I didn't go.
In such a heavy rain, their old arms and legs are no better than young people. It’s okay for young people to fall in the mountains and get up after patting their buttocks.
These old guys are not good, each bone is very brittle, if one is not careful, it will be miserable if it falls.
A lot of people is lively.
A few people talked to each other, chatting up gossip while fishing.
The uncles and aunts chatted one by one, and the news came from nowhere, and they chatted with nose and eyes.
"Oh, that girl is also ignorant." The landlady curled her lips and said in disgust: "The girl lives in Shaxikou in the north, how far is Shaxikou from our Dingcheng, her parents didn't let her at that time. , but that girl was like drinking ecstasy soup at that time, no matter how many times people told her that it is not good to marry far away, she just didn't listen."
(End of this chapter)
The heavy rain fell as soon as it was said, and stopped as soon as it was said. After the rain, Dingcheng was shrouded in a layer of light mist.
Because of the heavy rain, the water level of the Jinding River rose a lot, and the muddy yellow water gushed out from under the Yundu Bridge, and the jumping water seemed to hit the bridge surface.
Wen Xu stood at the back door of the flower shop, looking at the busy people on the Diaoyutai in front of him, "Uncle Wu, it's time to go fishing."
"Hahaha, Boss Xiaowen, you don't understand this." Uncle Wu adjusted the position of the fishing rod, turned his head to Wen Xu with a smile and said: "This old saying is good, it is better to fish after the rain than not to fish." Before the rain, fishing is good at this time!"
"Then you should pay attention to safety. It's raining heavily today, and the water is almost up to the road surface." Wen Xu walked to Uncle Wu's side, "What are you fishing for today? Are you still fishing for earthworms?"
"No, no, corn fishing today!" Uncle Wu swung his arm towards the surface of the river, and splashed water on the surface like a goddess scattered flowers. Corn kernels that had been fermented fell into the water one by one. Uncle Wu said confidently: "I'll make a nest first, and I'm sure I'll catch a ten-jin big carp today."
"Big carp? Ten catties?" Wen Xu looked at Uncle Wu in surprise, and exclaimed, "Uncle Wu, your ambition is not small."
"What's so great about a ten-jin big carp." Uncle Wu threw his fishing rod into the water, "When I was young, I caught even bigger ones."
"It's so long!" Uncle Wu gestured, looking at Wen Xu with piercing eyes, and said proudly: "It can't even fit in a washbasin, guess how many catties?"
"How many pounds?"
"Twenty catties!"
"Hiss!" Wen Xu gave a thumbs up, "Amazing, Uncle Wu, then guess if I believe it or not?"
"Hey, Boss Xiaowen, don't believe me." Uncle Wu said immediately: "Don't look at me, I often catch nothing when I go fishing, but when I was young, I was really good at fishing. Really, sir. Lie to you, if I lie to you, Gu Changfeng will become a puppy."
It doesn't have to be.
Wen Xu couldn't help laughing, but it's a pity that Gu Changfeng has already left, otherwise, Gu Changfeng must have had a wonderful look on his face when he heard what his grandfather said, "I'll believe whatever Uncle Wu says."
"Hey, you can talk." Uncle Wu was happy, "Boss Xiaowen, you can talk a lot more than that stinky boy in my family, so if I feed another big carp today, you must go to uncle's house to drink fish soup! "
"Okay." Wen Xu said with a smile, "Then I'll wait for Uncle Wu's big carp."
Slip.
Uncle Wu didn't know what he thought of the delicious carp soup, but he thought of something else, and said with a sneaky smile: "Just look at mine, I will definitely catch a big carp weighing ten catties today!"
It's all because Chang Feng is useless, and asked him to ask Boss Xiaowen what delicious and delicious lunch he had that day, but he was too shy to help.
If that stinky boy had asked for help, he might have already tasted it. How could he lie to a child and boast that he once caught a carp weighing twenty catties.
Alas, I don't know how it will end in a while.
Uncle Wu was sitting on the ponytail, staring seriously at the floats on the river, big carp, please, come quickly.
It doesn't need twenty catties, a big carp of two catties will do.
Wen Xu didn't know what Uncle Wu was nervous about, but the sudden change of expression on his face seemed quite amusing.
Wen Xu became interested, so he simply stood by the river, quietly watching Uncle Wu fishing.
Uncle Wu suddenly felt that he was like an examinee who couldn't answer the questions in the examination room and was anxious to scratch his head, while Wen was the invigilator who couldn't tell that he was already nervous and was still wandering around him.
Uncle Wu couldn't sit still and wanted to make some noise, but he was worried that Wen Xu thought he was cheating...
No!
He can't show cowardice.
Uncle Wu tried his best to save face, but after half an hour passed, not to mention big carp, not a single carp, even a yellow carp.
"..."
how so.
"Old Wu, why did you come fishing by yourself and didn't call us?" Just when Uncle Wu was already very anxious, the voices of his old friends came from behind him.
"Lao Zhao, Lao Zhang, Lao Wang, why are you here?" Uncle Wu frowned, well, today he will make a fool of himself in front of Wen Xu, and old friends are here too, it seems that he is today Doomed to lose face.
"You have come to fish, why can't we come?"
"No," said Uncle Wu, "Lao Zhao, didn't you say you were going to the hospital for an examination today? Lao Zhang, didn't you say you were going to help your daughter-in-law take care of the baby? Lao Wang, didn't you say that your waist flashed?" Can't get up?"
Uncle Wu found out that he had been cheated.
What one is going to the hospital for an examination, what is going to help the daughter-in-law take care of the child, excuses are all excuses.
Lao Zhao said, "Isn't the appointment time changed?"
Lao Zhang said: "Hey, my daughter-in-law is taking my grandchildren to her mother's house, so I don't need it."
Old Wang said, "Okay, okay."
"Do you think I believe it or not?" Uncle Wu snorted coldly, "Are you planning to go fishing?"
Then don't take him.
When Uncle Wu said this, the two uncles and Wen Xu's landlady were all embarrassed.
"Oh, what's the matter." The landlady, who is the old Zhang in Uncle Wu's mouth, smiled and said: "Old Wu, don't be so concerned. We are already old, how can we go fishing in the wild? Love For fishing, it’s not very good to go fishing by the Jinding River, and a fishing platform has been specially built here, so we might as well not come here, but go to the valley.”
Upon hearing this, Uncle Wu said, "That's true."
The rest of the people were relieved to see that Uncle Wu had believed it.
Okay.
This old Wu usually doesn't look very smart, why is he so clever sometimes.
To be honest, if it weren't for the sudden heavy rain today, maybe they would have been fishing in the mountains by now.
But thankfully I didn't go.
In such a heavy rain, their old arms and legs are no better than young people. It’s okay for young people to fall in the mountains and get up after patting their buttocks.
These old guys are not good, each bone is very brittle, if one is not careful, it will be miserable if it falls.
A lot of people is lively.
A few people talked to each other, chatting up gossip while fishing.
The uncles and aunts chatted one by one, and the news came from nowhere, and they chatted with nose and eyes.
"Oh, that girl is also ignorant." The landlady curled her lips and said in disgust: "The girl lives in Shaxikou in the north, how far is Shaxikou from our Dingcheng, her parents didn't let her at that time. , but that girl was like drinking ecstasy soup at that time, no matter how many times people told her that it is not good to marry far away, she just didn't listen."
(End of this chapter)
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