Chapter 111
Mingfu is generally the name for the county magistrate, but in the drinking order, the most prestigious person is required to be the supervision order, responsible for supervising the progress of the entire drinking order activities, and everyone will respectfully call him "Mingfu".
And there are two people in the Ming Dynasty, one is called "Lü Lu Shi", also known as "Xi Jiu", and the other is called "Gong Lu Shi", also called "Jiu Jiu", mainly following Xi Jiu's orders.Responsible for running errands and punishing drinking.
Su Da has big ears, big waist and a simple and honest appearance. He was unanimously agreed to serve as a bartender.
And Pan Juren was the oldest, so he naturally became the master of the drinking order.
After confirming the arrangement, Mrs. Zheng covered her mouth and smiled slightly, her brows flickering with a certain taste.
"Drinking orders are as important as military orders. No matter how high or low, I am the Lord. If you violate my words, you will be punished."
Wei Mingyuan, Wei Xiucai smiled and said: "It must be so, tell me quickly."
Mrs. Zheng said: "As soon as I raise this little flag, you all have to drink a glass of wine first, and then the flowing water, whoever stops the wine glass will answer. If someone makes a wrong answer, Lord Mingfu throws the bamboo chip over. Those who answer wrong will be punished with three cups."
Mrs. Zheng clarified the rules, and the drinking order officially began.
The first round was regarded as a warm-up session, not Qushui Liushang, but starting from Pan Juren, who took turns saying "Old Luan has a good brain, old Luan has a good brain".If someone slurred their words and forgot their words, they would have to drink a glass of wine.
The first eight passed smoothly, but when they reached the ninth, maybe they were nervous, or their speech was dull, and they only said a few words "Lao Luan, Lao Luan".It made everyone laugh.
Mrs. Zheng explained: "In the past, when He Ruobi played tricks on Minister Zhangsun Luan, he made this order because he was old, stuttering and hairless."
Su Da'er didn't care what the allusion was, he cheerfully carried the jug to the side of the man, and after it was full, booed and urged him to drink for punishment.
Qu Shui Liu Shang banquet is full of happy air.
The next few people made no mistakes, Wen Yu and Jiang Zhuqing were the last two, and they naturally passed through smoothly.
After one round of warm-up was over, Madam Zheng got up and said, "Our rule for the second round is 'one thing, two orders', each person says one thing, and then two sentences. Those who fail will be fined a glass of wine."
After Mrs. Zheng finished speaking, everyone fell into deep thought, and the wine glasses went down the flowing water, dangling, and finally stopped in front of Su Da'er.
"En." Su Da'er scratched his head, unable to think hard.
"You have to pick up the wine glass and answer immediately, and you can't deliberately delay."
After hearing this, Su Da'er picked up the wine glass, opened his mouth and couldn't think of anything.
Wen Yu raised her sleeves to cover her mouth and coughed lightly: "Candles in the wind, let half flow, keep the other half."
The voice was deep and deep, only Su Da could hear it, his eyes lit up, and he immediately said loudly: "Candle in the wind, let half flow, keep half!"
With a successful answer, Su Da'er triumphantly put the wine glass back into the running water, and everyone's eyes moved away with the wine glass. At this moment, Su Da'er came to Wen Yu's side and said gratefully: "Thank you, little brother Wen, from now on you will be my Su Zhao's." Brother!"
"Hey, if it's my turn later, can little brother Wen compose another song for me? Don't worry, I'll cover all your expenses here today bro, please leave your address, and I'll give you some more gifts."
Wen Yu said with a warm face: "Brother Su is a kind person and full of knowledge. Even if he doesn't have a younger brother, he will definitely be able to make a good sentence."
Wen Yu's words made Su Zhao very useful. He thought he was a poet, and when he heard others praise him for his talent, he thought he was his brother.
"Don't worry," Su Zhao patted Wen Yu's shoulder, "My elder brother has been in Chang'an City for the past two days, and I will introduce you to him tomorrow."
Wen Yu thought in her heart when she heard the words, Su Zhao's elder brother?Mr. Su, the owner of Su's Grain Store?
Someone in the family served under King Ning.
Wen Yu confirmed Su Zhao's identity: "Younger brother has little talent and learning, so it's not worth seeing Mr. Su."
Su Zhao shook his head, and said earnestly: "You can't say that, you are my Su Zhao's brother, why don't you deserve to see him, and the elder brother doesn't have a job, and he only thinks about the books all day long, we have to instill in him the benefits of poetry and articles .”
Wen Yu nodded, before he could say anything, the next selected talent appeared, thought for a moment, took the wine glass and said, "Pick up pearls in your dreams, pick up one, lose one."
"Okay!" Su Zhaoxin cheered after being led over.
After drinking for three rounds like this, Mrs. Zheng changed the rules again: "The rule for the third round is the word orders, each with two characters combined, coordinated with rhyme, and ended with a poem. I will make a sample first."
"There are three chariots for Hong, and three chariots for Yudou. The chariots and chariots are far away from the cold mountain and the stone path is inclined."
"Ms. Zheng's talent and learning really live up to her reputation." A scribe sighed.
"Mr. Wen is overrated."
Wen Yu saw that Su Zhaoxin was blunt and did not seem to be pretending, so she intended to ask him for more information, but she was unlucky, and she was the first one in this round.
Taking advantage of the time to pick up the wine glass, Wen Yu went through the rules quickly, and blurted out: "Three sips for taste, and three sips for shuiyou make wine. Take a sip of sip, I advise you to drink more wine."
"Okay!" Su Zhao was still very supportive, and he looked at Wen Yu with more and more admiration.
I, Su Zhao, like literary talents!
My husband often said that if you enter the room of Zhilan, you will not smell its fragrance for a long time; if you enter the room of abalone, you will not smell its smell for a long time.Get along with people who can write poetry more, and then you can write amazing poems in the future.
The atmosphere during the drinking order was lively, and as the difficulty increased, Su Zhao also became busy, pouring wine everywhere.
The person on the left was not there, so Wen Yu had to chat with Jiang Zhuqing on the right.
"What is the year of Brother Jiang?"
If they can chat, Wen Yu is still interested in trying to see if he can lure people into his team. After arriving in Yongzhou, there will be a shortage of all kinds of talents, especially women who can read and write and have self-awareness.
"The Year of the Crown."
Jiang Zhuqing was also curious about the young man next to him who looked ordinary but had a quick mind and could get along with the Su family.
If they can talk well, they can ask Zhuo Fang to lobby in person and join their camp when they go back.
Jiang Zhuqing thought so.
She went out today with a mission. They heard that Chang'an was one of the gathering places for talented people, and they hoped to come here to find some like-minded friends.
This day is going to change, princes and generals, would you rather be kind?
The two tried to chat with each other with their own plans, but found that the more they talked, the more speculative they were, and they shared common opinions in many aspects.
Especially in terms of people's livelihood and national policy, both of them agree with the concept of "the people are the most important, the community is second, and the king is the least." This is not the current mainstream view.
Wen Yu/Jiang Zhuqing: I must pull her into my side.
Both are interested in each other, and the chat between the two parties is more enjoyable.
Several rounds of drinking orders have passed, and everyone is already in the mood. Seeing this, Mrs. Zheng knew that it was time to end, so she slyly smiled and said: "This is the last round of drinking orders, how about writing poems within a limited time? You don't have to limit themes and rhymes. , as long as you can do a good job in cupping tea, you will be successful."
How can the scribes disagree with each other, and they are all gearing up to show off their talents.
Su Zhao was bitter, but he couldn't say it. He racked his brains for a long time, and prayed not to stop every time the wine glass passed by him, but the good luck lasted for a few rounds before it was exhausted.
The wine glass stopped in front of him.
That being the case, that's fine.
Su Zhao whispered softly, looking confident, but everyone who heard his poems turned red and tried to hold back their laughter.
""Wing Snow"
The country is general, and there is a black hole in the well.
The yellow dog is white, and the white dog is swollen. "
The drinking orders in this chapter are all derived from ancient allusions.
1. "Xuanguailu" -- "Liu Satirical"
Another girl started to pass the password, but still took out a green hairpin, and hurriedly said that the green hairpin must be passed on, and if the green hairpin is passed, she will be punished immediately.The order said: "Old Luan has a good brain, old Luan has a good brain." It is said that after several rounds, Zisui was ordered to sit down to speak orders.Cui Sui is a vegetarian, and he is ordered to come, but he is called Luan Lao Luan Lao.The girls all laughed and said: "In the past, He Ruobi, the eldest son Luan's servant, made this order because he stuttered and had no hair because of his old age."
2. I couldn't find the source of "one thing, two saying orders", but these two examples can be found on the Internet.
3. "Shuyuan Miscellaneous Notes Volume [-]" records that Chen Xun, the Jijiu (minister of the Ministry of Education) in the Ming Dynasty, had a straightforward personality.A farewell party in Tongliao, and a drinking order, require that "each use two characters to separate and combine, use rhyme to coordinate, and end with a poem."
Bachelor Chen Xunyun: "The word for boom is three cars, and the word for Yudou is oblique. Cars and cars are far away from the cold mountain and the stone path is inclined." Bachelor Gao Guyun: "The word for product is three words, and the word for water is wine. Koukoukou, persuade Jun Geng has a glass of wine." Chen Yun: "The word "chu" is three straight, and the word "black" is "shu".
4. The doggerel poem "Song of Snow" was written by Zhang Dayou in the Tang Dynasty. The whole poem uses slang and vulgar language, which is plain and simple, and Zhang Dayao's reputation spread.Later, people called the poems with vulgar language as doggerel.
(End of this chapter)
Mingfu is generally the name for the county magistrate, but in the drinking order, the most prestigious person is required to be the supervision order, responsible for supervising the progress of the entire drinking order activities, and everyone will respectfully call him "Mingfu".
And there are two people in the Ming Dynasty, one is called "Lü Lu Shi", also known as "Xi Jiu", and the other is called "Gong Lu Shi", also called "Jiu Jiu", mainly following Xi Jiu's orders.Responsible for running errands and punishing drinking.
Su Da has big ears, big waist and a simple and honest appearance. He was unanimously agreed to serve as a bartender.
And Pan Juren was the oldest, so he naturally became the master of the drinking order.
After confirming the arrangement, Mrs. Zheng covered her mouth and smiled slightly, her brows flickering with a certain taste.
"Drinking orders are as important as military orders. No matter how high or low, I am the Lord. If you violate my words, you will be punished."
Wei Mingyuan, Wei Xiucai smiled and said: "It must be so, tell me quickly."
Mrs. Zheng said: "As soon as I raise this little flag, you all have to drink a glass of wine first, and then the flowing water, whoever stops the wine glass will answer. If someone makes a wrong answer, Lord Mingfu throws the bamboo chip over. Those who answer wrong will be punished with three cups."
Mrs. Zheng clarified the rules, and the drinking order officially began.
The first round was regarded as a warm-up session, not Qushui Liushang, but starting from Pan Juren, who took turns saying "Old Luan has a good brain, old Luan has a good brain".If someone slurred their words and forgot their words, they would have to drink a glass of wine.
The first eight passed smoothly, but when they reached the ninth, maybe they were nervous, or their speech was dull, and they only said a few words "Lao Luan, Lao Luan".It made everyone laugh.
Mrs. Zheng explained: "In the past, when He Ruobi played tricks on Minister Zhangsun Luan, he made this order because he was old, stuttering and hairless."
Su Da'er didn't care what the allusion was, he cheerfully carried the jug to the side of the man, and after it was full, booed and urged him to drink for punishment.
Qu Shui Liu Shang banquet is full of happy air.
The next few people made no mistakes, Wen Yu and Jiang Zhuqing were the last two, and they naturally passed through smoothly.
After one round of warm-up was over, Madam Zheng got up and said, "Our rule for the second round is 'one thing, two orders', each person says one thing, and then two sentences. Those who fail will be fined a glass of wine."
After Mrs. Zheng finished speaking, everyone fell into deep thought, and the wine glasses went down the flowing water, dangling, and finally stopped in front of Su Da'er.
"En." Su Da'er scratched his head, unable to think hard.
"You have to pick up the wine glass and answer immediately, and you can't deliberately delay."
After hearing this, Su Da'er picked up the wine glass, opened his mouth and couldn't think of anything.
Wen Yu raised her sleeves to cover her mouth and coughed lightly: "Candles in the wind, let half flow, keep the other half."
The voice was deep and deep, only Su Da could hear it, his eyes lit up, and he immediately said loudly: "Candle in the wind, let half flow, keep half!"
With a successful answer, Su Da'er triumphantly put the wine glass back into the running water, and everyone's eyes moved away with the wine glass. At this moment, Su Da'er came to Wen Yu's side and said gratefully: "Thank you, little brother Wen, from now on you will be my Su Zhao's." Brother!"
"Hey, if it's my turn later, can little brother Wen compose another song for me? Don't worry, I'll cover all your expenses here today bro, please leave your address, and I'll give you some more gifts."
Wen Yu said with a warm face: "Brother Su is a kind person and full of knowledge. Even if he doesn't have a younger brother, he will definitely be able to make a good sentence."
Wen Yu's words made Su Zhao very useful. He thought he was a poet, and when he heard others praise him for his talent, he thought he was his brother.
"Don't worry," Su Zhao patted Wen Yu's shoulder, "My elder brother has been in Chang'an City for the past two days, and I will introduce you to him tomorrow."
Wen Yu thought in her heart when she heard the words, Su Zhao's elder brother?Mr. Su, the owner of Su's Grain Store?
Someone in the family served under King Ning.
Wen Yu confirmed Su Zhao's identity: "Younger brother has little talent and learning, so it's not worth seeing Mr. Su."
Su Zhao shook his head, and said earnestly: "You can't say that, you are my Su Zhao's brother, why don't you deserve to see him, and the elder brother doesn't have a job, and he only thinks about the books all day long, we have to instill in him the benefits of poetry and articles .”
Wen Yu nodded, before he could say anything, the next selected talent appeared, thought for a moment, took the wine glass and said, "Pick up pearls in your dreams, pick up one, lose one."
"Okay!" Su Zhaoxin cheered after being led over.
After drinking for three rounds like this, Mrs. Zheng changed the rules again: "The rule for the third round is the word orders, each with two characters combined, coordinated with rhyme, and ended with a poem. I will make a sample first."
"There are three chariots for Hong, and three chariots for Yudou. The chariots and chariots are far away from the cold mountain and the stone path is inclined."
"Ms. Zheng's talent and learning really live up to her reputation." A scribe sighed.
"Mr. Wen is overrated."
Wen Yu saw that Su Zhaoxin was blunt and did not seem to be pretending, so she intended to ask him for more information, but she was unlucky, and she was the first one in this round.
Taking advantage of the time to pick up the wine glass, Wen Yu went through the rules quickly, and blurted out: "Three sips for taste, and three sips for shuiyou make wine. Take a sip of sip, I advise you to drink more wine."
"Okay!" Su Zhao was still very supportive, and he looked at Wen Yu with more and more admiration.
I, Su Zhao, like literary talents!
My husband often said that if you enter the room of Zhilan, you will not smell its fragrance for a long time; if you enter the room of abalone, you will not smell its smell for a long time.Get along with people who can write poetry more, and then you can write amazing poems in the future.
The atmosphere during the drinking order was lively, and as the difficulty increased, Su Zhao also became busy, pouring wine everywhere.
The person on the left was not there, so Wen Yu had to chat with Jiang Zhuqing on the right.
"What is the year of Brother Jiang?"
If they can chat, Wen Yu is still interested in trying to see if he can lure people into his team. After arriving in Yongzhou, there will be a shortage of all kinds of talents, especially women who can read and write and have self-awareness.
"The Year of the Crown."
Jiang Zhuqing was also curious about the young man next to him who looked ordinary but had a quick mind and could get along with the Su family.
If they can talk well, they can ask Zhuo Fang to lobby in person and join their camp when they go back.
Jiang Zhuqing thought so.
She went out today with a mission. They heard that Chang'an was one of the gathering places for talented people, and they hoped to come here to find some like-minded friends.
This day is going to change, princes and generals, would you rather be kind?
The two tried to chat with each other with their own plans, but found that the more they talked, the more speculative they were, and they shared common opinions in many aspects.
Especially in terms of people's livelihood and national policy, both of them agree with the concept of "the people are the most important, the community is second, and the king is the least." This is not the current mainstream view.
Wen Yu/Jiang Zhuqing: I must pull her into my side.
Both are interested in each other, and the chat between the two parties is more enjoyable.
Several rounds of drinking orders have passed, and everyone is already in the mood. Seeing this, Mrs. Zheng knew that it was time to end, so she slyly smiled and said: "This is the last round of drinking orders, how about writing poems within a limited time? You don't have to limit themes and rhymes. , as long as you can do a good job in cupping tea, you will be successful."
How can the scribes disagree with each other, and they are all gearing up to show off their talents.
Su Zhao was bitter, but he couldn't say it. He racked his brains for a long time, and prayed not to stop every time the wine glass passed by him, but the good luck lasted for a few rounds before it was exhausted.
The wine glass stopped in front of him.
That being the case, that's fine.
Su Zhao whispered softly, looking confident, but everyone who heard his poems turned red and tried to hold back their laughter.
""Wing Snow"
The country is general, and there is a black hole in the well.
The yellow dog is white, and the white dog is swollen. "
The drinking orders in this chapter are all derived from ancient allusions.
1. "Xuanguailu" -- "Liu Satirical"
Another girl started to pass the password, but still took out a green hairpin, and hurriedly said that the green hairpin must be passed on, and if the green hairpin is passed, she will be punished immediately.The order said: "Old Luan has a good brain, old Luan has a good brain." It is said that after several rounds, Zisui was ordered to sit down to speak orders.Cui Sui is a vegetarian, and he is ordered to come, but he is called Luan Lao Luan Lao.The girls all laughed and said: "In the past, He Ruobi, the eldest son Luan's servant, made this order because he stuttered and had no hair because of his old age."
2. I couldn't find the source of "one thing, two saying orders", but these two examples can be found on the Internet.
3. "Shuyuan Miscellaneous Notes Volume [-]" records that Chen Xun, the Jijiu (minister of the Ministry of Education) in the Ming Dynasty, had a straightforward personality.A farewell party in Tongliao, and a drinking order, require that "each use two characters to separate and combine, use rhyme to coordinate, and end with a poem."
Bachelor Chen Xunyun: "The word for boom is three cars, and the word for Yudou is oblique. Cars and cars are far away from the cold mountain and the stone path is inclined." Bachelor Gao Guyun: "The word for product is three words, and the word for water is wine. Koukoukou, persuade Jun Geng has a glass of wine." Chen Yun: "The word "chu" is three straight, and the word "black" is "shu".
4. The doggerel poem "Song of Snow" was written by Zhang Dayou in the Tang Dynasty. The whole poem uses slang and vulgar language, which is plain and simple, and Zhang Dayao's reputation spread.Later, people called the poems with vulgar language as doggerel.
(End of this chapter)
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