I rely on culinary skills to cry in the world of comprehension

When Yan He opened her eyes, she thought she could see a deity with a fairy-like demeanor. She had never seen a deity in her entire life...

I'm still looking forward to it, what do gods look like?
Is he the kind of old man with a white beard and his white eyebrows hanging to the ground?
She was just thinking about it when a solemn and solemn voice came to her ears——

"Yan He."

!

The gods called their names!
When she first arrives, she must make a good first impression.

Yan He immediately sat upright in front of the danger and responded angrily, "Here we come!"

There seemed to be a sigh in his ears, followed by a roar that echoed through the sky.

"Why are you standing there! Why don't you go feed the pigs quickly?"

Yan He:?
When she comes to heaven, she still wants to feed pigs?
The Great Sage Monkey King became Bi Mawen, she...

Bi Zhuwen?
Yan He immediately withered.

Her voice changed from the strong one just now to weak, "...Yes..."

The person next to me seemed to be gritting his teeth, "What the hell, I'm asking you to feed pigs and I'm wronging you, right? If you don't want to do it, you can just leave. Anyway, I won't give you an internship certificate!"

The depressed Yan He's pupils shrank when he heard those words.

what?
What proof?
Didn't she ascend to the sky?

As a result, she actually returned to modern times...

So the end of cultivating immortality is modern times, right?
Yan He was really about to faint.

……

After Yan He ascended, he found himself back in modern times.

Everything that happens in the world of cultivation is like a dream.

The only thing that was unreal was that many days later, the senior brothers and sisters also came.

But why is it different from what I imagined.

How come they all turned into...?
The fourth junior brother is a King Charles Spaniel with a pair of big ears, a pair of round and bright eyes, always looking at her wetly, a strong body and hair that flutters in the wind when running, coupled with a noble appearance and smart personality , very much in line with his temperament. Yan He still didn't understand that the fourth junior brother had really turned into a dog...

The eldest brother is a glazed-rumped peony parrot. The colorful feathers all over his body are extremely bright. Unfortunately, all the feathers he is most proud of are lost to the beautiful female parrot. After plucking them out by himself, Yan He still takes good care of them. Raise him slowly, he will be a jerk when he is not good, he will be angry when he is good, and he will cling to his shoulders when he likes people, which is very consistent with his stinky behavior in the world of cultivation.

The second senior brother is a rooster. Except for the big cock with breath in its mouth that reminds people of the Wanjian Sect, everything else is very consistent with his involution style. After all, the rooster has not yet dawned in the morning. Get up on time and crow, and you can't stop crowing all day long. The only difference is that the second senior brother gets up in the morning to practice swordsmanship.

The fifth junior brother is a little hamster, but he is a unique little hamster - he is a little hamster who likes to drink. Every time he holds the wine glass, he will not let go, and his slimy and coquettish appearance is very endearing.

Junior Sister Six is ​​a very noble and beautiful tortoiseshell cat. She looks like she has some flaws and spots on her face, but she is actually the most beautiful lady in the cat world.Be more confident, Sixth Junior Sister...

Junior Brother Seventh is a docile and cute little rabbit who seems to be indifferent, but he has a strong ambition in his heart. Even if he becomes a rabbit, he must be the strongest!

At the end, Yan He went out with a bunch of animals. The scene was so spectacular that people who didn't know it thought she was a zookeeper.

A colleague at the pig farm jokingly asked her, "Hey, Master Yan stopped raising pigs and became a zookeeper instead?"

Yan He: ...

Seeing the mess they had made at home, Yan He gritted his teeth. His teeth were itchy, so he simply stewed them in a pot.

Why didn't they let her have peace of mind in the world of cultivation, and why didn't they let her have peace of mind in the modern world?

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Fourth Junior Brother
Is the puppy in front of me the fourth junior brother? !
He always says he has dog eyes, but he really turned into a puppy.

"Third Senior Sister, where are we?"

The fourth junior brother was very ignorant and helpless, looking at her blankly with a pair of dog eyes, real dog eyes.What are these things!Why are there boxes that can run, cylinders that can glow, etc. Why are my hands turned into claws?

When she realized that after ascending, instead of reaching the sky, she traveled to another world and turned into a dog, Su Changqing's eyes went dark and she almost fainted.

Yan He's mouth twitched, Fourth Junior Brother, how should she explain to you.

She glanced around unnaturally and spoke thoughtfully, "Fourth Junior Brother, to tell you the truth, I am not your original Third Senior Sister. I am a soul from another world..."

Su Changqing, who had transformed into a King Charles Spaniel, opened her wet eyes, looked at Yan He firmly as usual, and said softly, "I know, Third Senior Sister."

He already knew.

How could his former third senior sister do such a thing?How can a person change so much?Everything revealed that she was not the original third senior sister.

But so what, he only recognized her as a third senior sister.

He has and only has this third senior sister.

Yan He's face was shocked. The fourth junior brother had already seen it?

Then the other senior brothers and sisters...aren't it the same?
Yan He swallowed his saliva rarely, slightly embarrassed.

Su Changqing raised her paw, wanting to comfort Third Senior Sister, but her height was not an advantage, and she couldn't even touch her knees when she jumped.

Su Changqing: The fist is hard.

Uh ah ah ah!

What's wrong with him is turning him into a dog, right?

Apart from anything else, there is nothing I can do to comfort Third Senior Sister!

His voice became hoarse and he had no choice but to speak out, "Third Senior Sister, don't think so pessimistically. In fact, it's impossible to predict this kind of thing. What if I'm the only one who discovers it?"

Yan He showed a smile that was uglier than crying, "Haha, thank you."

Su Changqing was now glad that she could speak since she was a dog. Otherwise, she would just bark "woof, woof, woof" and glare with big eyes, which would be really embarrassing.

Thinking of this, Su Changqing began to look at this novel world. It was bustling with traffic and flashing neon lights. It looked much more prosperous than their world, and the people were wearing extra cool clothes. To be honest, he was embarrassed to look at the third senior sister just now...

His attention was quickly diverted to what was that?He flew over in a blink of an eye, faster than they could fly with their swords!
Su Changqing's dog eyes shone, her ears stood up, and her tail behind her kept wagging, "Third Senior Sister, take me out for a walk!"

When Yan He saw him like this, his heart tightened. The fourth junior brother had become so fluffy and soft. It was hard for her to control him. Please let her touch him!
Yan He liked this kind of soft stuff the most. She couldn't help but move her hands up and down, touching here and there, and even kissed her...

Su Changqing's eyes widened, and his whole body stiffened. Even under the cover of long furry hair, his whole body began to turn red...

His whole heart was setting off fireworks, each one brighter and louder than the other.

Uh ah ah ah!

Third senior sister kissed him!

There is no regret in dying!
Realizing what ridiculous move he had made, Yan He stood up and looked around unnaturally.

Ahem, she didn't do anything just now.

Just kissed a cute dog.

That's it, that's all.

Yan He cleared his throat, covered his face with fists, "Let's go."

Su Changqing was still immersed in joy and her mind hadn't turned around yet, "Ah, Third Senior Sister, where are you going?"