Xuanmen boss in the horror game card BUG

Chapter 23 Your Home Was Stolen Again
"If you can't say it, you're in a hurry, and you can't afford it."

Yan Lan grabbed the handrail with one hand and jumped up, the soles of her feet collided with the sharp teeth of the black dragon, and she turned back from the stairs and fell into the fog on the first floor with her strength.

Bending her knees and landing, Yan Lan spun around and held the dangling thermos cup in her hand, looking up, it was all hazy gray mist.

I can only vaguely hear the rustling of the scales passing by the floating clouds, and see the afterimage of the fast swimming, which really means "swimming dragon".

Yan Lan closed her eyes, raised her hand to sense the changes in the wind, and quietly captured the existence she wanted amidst countless noises.

The wind suddenly approached behind him, and eight dragon heads struck from all directions, forcing Yan Lan to be trapped in the center!

Yan Lan moved sideways in an instant, kicked her feet back when the dragon's head was approaching, and jumped forward to escape from the blockage through the gap of the incomplete end.

"Why do you think I chopped off your head?"

Yan Lan raised her eyes, and glanced at the black dragon who attempted to attack:

"Because it is close to the center, there will be gaps anyway, and it cannot form a strict encirclement in all directions."

Annoyed, the black dragon turned around and climbed into the gray mist to circle behind Yan Lan, and charged up again.

"In the year of Yichou, the dragon raised its head, and there was a difference in the reservoir. The big fish came out of the clouds and the fog, with nine heads and no faces, and a fish body and a snake head. The Taoist priest wanted to attract thunder to drive it away, but the leader later ordered him to capture it, and used [Dragon Qi] to build a Kowloon amusement park. .”

Yan Lan spoke suddenly.

The sound of the surging wind paused slightly, and the movement of the black dragon behind it, which was about to attack, froze.

"Xin Sinian's dragon raises its head, and when it is full of desire, it overflows. Its nine faces can transform evil into a thousand changes. It can reproduce and steal people's identities. Thousands of faces are indistinguishable, and it is difficult to distinguish between human and evil. With the reservoir as a barrier, the evil dragon that is trapped and wants to change."

After Yan Lan finished reading, she pondered slightly: "The reservoir is your spiritual realm of practice?"

"Yes, since you are a Taoist priest, you should know best what it means to have your spiritual realm destroyed and capture with 'dragon energy'."

Black Dragon sneered.

"Yuyuelongmen is the only way to get the Tao. I got the opportunity of the Nuwa stone back then, so I have the same snake tail body as the emperor. I have never done evil or even helped the farmers to make rain in my practice. How could I be destroyed by someone when I jumped over the dragon's gate? Captured when shedding the skin is the weakest!"

"Borrowing the dragon's breath sounds good! In fact, it is to extract my Taoism and build a temple with my bones to enshrine it forcibly!

"Use my bones to bear their desires and satisfy their wishes. Even if the gods and souls become gods by offering incense and incense, they are still evil gods. It's like my current rotten fish scales with nine...eight heads, evil or immortal!"

When talking about the dragon's head, the black dragon angrily gouged out Yan Lan's eyes.

"..."

Yan Lan rubbed her nose and said vaguely: "The Ming Tombs Reservoir was built by humans, why do you treat human buildings as spiritual realms?"

"You fart!"

The black dragon glared, his eyes staring like copper bells:

"I have been sinking under the water all the time, and I only come out once in decades, and when I came up, I found that my house was stolen by humans!
"You are the ones who came later, and you still need to charge tickets for occupying my spiritual realm!"

Yan Lan: "..."

Okay, okay.

"I'm used to meditating and keeping healthy. I don't want to fight with you, really."

Yan Lan raised her hand, motioning for her beloved thermos, with a sincere tone:

"I was reckless just now. I shouldn't have pierced your heart. I don't have any malice."

The sixteen nostrils of the black dragon breathed at the same time, none of the eight heads believed her expression.

[Hahahaha, this is just saying that I am not malicious after shitting on someone’s head]
[Why is it so vulgar before?Metaphors all go downhill]
[That is to say that it is a spirit official formula after comparing the middle fingers in front of people's faces]
"Master Patriarch," Yan Lan vowed, "If I lie, I will have no Taoist temple to return to, penniless, and my merits will be wiped out!"

It's so poisonous!

Most of the black dragon's anger dissipated in an instant:

Even the patriarch moved out, which shows that this Taoist is still a little sincere, anyway, he doesn't want to fight with these practitioners.

"Okay, since you don't want to fight for your health, then I'll talk to you!"

The black dragon smiled coldly, marched through the gray fog, and his voice was sexless and ethereal:
"You are a Taoist priest, the so-called way of walking is called a Taoist priest.

"What is the Dao? The Dao is formless, but it gives birth to the world; the Dao is ruthless, and moves the sun and the moon."

[Cough cough, Xiaosheng will give you a translation: the Dao has no form or image, no preference or personal affection for all things]
"Independence without changing, traveling around without perishing, the eternal world is the Tao, but the world is not benevolent, and everything is a humble dog."

[Heaven and Earth treat all things equally and allow them to develop freely]
"You Taoists also pay attention to being quiet and inaction. This is the admonition of your ancestors."

[Wuwei: Thinking proactively, taking actions that conform to the current situation and trends]
"But human beings can't see any existence stronger than them, so they can intervene in other people's lives and change their fate.

"If it is of the same kind, it will be isolated, imprisoned, and destroyed; if it is a species higher than human beings, it will be feared, used, and even lead the banner of righteousness to become the superior by any means."

An ethereal voice with fury:

"You want to get rid of me to defend the way, but what did I do wrong?!

"I follow the way of all things to practice and seek the Tao. It is human beings who have destroyed my spiritual realm of practice and sacrificed forcibly with sacrifices to satisfy my selfish desires and destroy my Tao body!
"Tell me, where is the way you want to defend? Is it the way, or the way of your human selfish desires?!"

[Here I come: you humans are fucking stupid X]
[...What brother said is very true]
[6, Raw meat becomes cooked meat, thank you big brother for saving the illiterate]
[Good guy, I can't communicate and negotiate now that I don't have any culture]
"Where is the Tao you ask me?"

Yan Lan put her hands in her pockets and smiled softly:

"The way is in the ants, the way is in the barnyard grass, the way is in the tiles, the way is in the dung, everywhere."

[......]
[Although it is in classical Chinese, I understand the meaning of the last two sentences]
"As for Wei Dao..."

Yan Lan sighed with a smile:

"Wandering in the shape of a skeleton, wandering wildly, like a boat that is not tied to it; I am free and happy all day long, and I am full of food. I don't have much pursuit, and I really can't be called a person who has attained the Tao.

"Wei is the way in his heart. He only wants to be good for himself. He really doesn't have any big thoughts of benefiting the world. He is just afraid that his merits will be ruined if he sees death."

As she spoke, she glanced at the cobra ring calmly, counting the time.

"So we have nothing to talk about!"

The black dragon is entrenched in the height of the gray mist, looking down and sneering:
"I wanted to forgive you for hurting me, but now you are with those people, and you all die together!"

"Whatever," Yan Lan stretched her waist, and smiled casually, "Anyway, I've procrastinated enough."

The black dragon's eight heads shook, its eyes vigilant: "When..."

"Bam—!!"

There was a loud noise from the second floor.

The black dragon was shocked, and then severe pain came from his whole body.

"Since you have not become a fairy, the bones in the Fishbone Temple will still have an impact on your spiritual body."

Yan Lan snapped her fingers and said with a smile:

"Sorry, your house was stolen again."

The black dragon's face instantly distorted, trembling with anger, and roared angrily:
"Despicable humans—!!"

　Ask for a ticket, ask for a ticket~
　　
　
(End of this chapter)