I went crazy after dressing as a villainous tyrant

Chapter 2 Training some ministers

An hour later, the Golden Luang Hall.

All the ministers were dragged out of the warm blankets in the cold wind in the morning. They were so sleepy that they couldn't even lift their heads. They each dozed off with dark circles under their eyes. There were also several elderly ministers who were standing with their eyes closed. , there were occasional low-pitched conversations, which looked like a lazy state.

"His Majesty is here!"

Lan Yao came here dressed up, and the ministers who had never attended a court meeting so early in the morning saw Her Majesty approaching in person, and immediately bowed in fear and trepidation:
"Your Majesty the Queen, please—"

"Destiny my emperor, Zebei Kyushu!"

"The emperor's world is prosperous, and the Jin'ou will last forever!"

On the dragon chair, Lan Yao with a calm face raised her hand and said loudly:
"Okay, everyone get up!"

"There is no need to say such flattering words in the future, you might as well change the words and replace them with—"

"Daxuan is not prosperous, we will continue to bathe!"

"People are not happy, we don't have holidays!"

All the ministers were startled when they heard the words. Those who hadn't stood up were almost scared to kneel down again. They didn't know how to explain Her Majesty's words.

The young empress glanced at the courtier who did not answer, and said lightly:
"Why, you don't want to?"

The voice was a bit cold just now, when Man Chao civil and military saw that the situation was not good, they knelt down again, and they said the same thing in horror:
"Daxuan is not prosperous, we will continue to bathe!"

"People are not happy, we don't have holidays!"

But even though they said so, the officials who are used to idleness are afraid that they will lose their lives if they try hard and accidentally lose their lives. How can they dare to make progress easily?

Their Majesty the Empress, who has always slept until the sun was up, could it be that they went too far last night by accepting the most beautiful man in Jiangzhou, and that's why they were so excited today that they were full of nonsense?
Lan Yao clapped her hands, and said with a loud smile, "Very well, I am very relieved to see that all the ministers and workers are so obsessed with state affairs!"

Governing the country is like running a business. For an excellent company, the corporate culture must also be excellent. This slogan was first shouted. Taking advantage of this first time to go to court, she must set a wind vane no matter what!

The atmosphere in the court hall was very stagnant, and all the ministers were wondering why Her Majesty, who was singing and singing every night, would come to the court today uncharacteristically, but Lan Yao said casually:

"Do you have anything important to report?"

The ministers couldn't figure out what Her Majesty meant, and they didn't dare to speak easily, and the atmosphere fell to freezing point again.

When Lan Yao was waiting to see what these ministers who had been doing nothing with their salaries all day long could say, they heard the Minister of the Ministry of Officials flatteringly say:

"Your Majesty, I have selected more than a hundred talents for His Majesty in the past ten days. Would Your Majesty want to take a look?"

Lan Yao: "..."

The courtiers Ning Shu selected are really good at business, they don't do business at all, they just want to follow the trend to curry favor with this female tyrant who also doesn't care about human affairs!

As soon as the Minister of the Ministry of Officials finished speaking, the Taizhong doctor immediately jumped out and said: "I have two sons, both of whom are talented and talented, and I am willing to enter the palace to serve Your Majesty!"

Seeing this situation, Taichang Shaoqing immediately followed him and said: "I searched for Daxuan for His Majesty, and urged Yecheng, Jiacheng, and Licheng to present nine beautiful men to His Majesty, each with their own skills. His Majesty must be satisfied!"

Seeing that the atmosphere was getting better, even the Secretary of the Household Department took advantage of the heat: "Your Majesty, the time to choose a queen is coming up this month. I don't know if Your Majesty has any special requirements. Is it the same as before, or—"

Lan Yao rubbed the corners of her sore brows, and almost wanted to throw out this group of guys who only knew how to flatter and flatter, and immediately said in a cold voice:

"That's enough! Daxuan's state affairs are complicated, and the daily affairs are not enough. Are all the gentlemen busy with these things all day long?"

Her Majesty's sudden anger really stunned the crowd who had been doing this before. They were able to stay by Her Majesty's side for a long time, so they naturally knew what to do at this time, so they immediately knelt down and said:
"Your Majesty is terrified, please forgive me!"

Just when all the ministers felt that Her Majesty, who was furious with thunder, was about to start killing people to vent her anger as usual and were very frightened, Lan Yao had a rare good temper and said:
"It's okay, get up, my harem is full, so there's no need to send anyone over!"

"Whether it's making offerings or choosing the king, everything will stop in the future. With this financial and material resources, why not do more practical things for the people!"

Lan Yao didn't want to kill innocent people indiscriminately like the female tyrant, so in order to make a change, she didn't get angry because of these things. What made her angry was that these subordinates were really hard to use.

It seems that her boss still needs to train her well!
All the ministers were even more surprised when they heard the words. They looked at Her Majesty who had restrained her temperament a lot, and wondered where she got the wind to do such a series of strange actions.

After all, in the past year, what they have often done, which is the thing that pleases His Majesty the most, is to send beauties to the harem one after another, apart from fighting hard.

Now that there is no shortage of people in His Majesty's harem, and Dongchen Kingdom is destroyed, what will they do next?
Her Majesty, who suddenly acted differently, saw that she caused a thousand waves with one stone, and immediately said in a deep voice:

"Aside from the matter of sending someone to the harem, what other important matters do the gentlemen have to present?"

All the ministers looked at each other in blank dismay. They didn't dare to speak any more as they didn't know the boss's purpose. They immediately chose silence and said one after another:
"The minister has nothing to do!"

"The minister has nothing to do!"

"The minister waits for nothing to play!"

……

Lan Yao couldn't help frowning, feeling speechless in her heart.

Ning Shu, the female tyrant, is really well-mannered, and these ministers will be like puppets. Even if the fire is imminent, they can still parrot here and continue to whitewash the peace.

Simply wonderful!

Since they didn't open their mouths, don't blame her for amplifying her moves!

Just when the ministers thought that this was nothing to start with, and they were going to go home to do what they should do, and continue to live a leisurely life, the empress, who was not angry and pretentious, had no intention of retreating from the court. Raising his hand, motioning everyone to wake up, he threw down the thunder again and said:
"Since that's the case, let's ask our third-rank officials to report on the work of the first half of the year? I also want to see how the public affairs of the state are handled in the hands of the ministers!"

"First of all, let's start with the Prime Minister?"

As soon as the words were uttered, all the ministers stood there wanting to cry but without tears. In such a strange atmosphere, they lived in fear.

As the only existence in the hall who can compete with the empress, Qi Yuming, the Prime Minister of Power, had no choice but to bite the bullet and say:
"In the first half of this year, the minister led the coordination of the six departments, and made every effort to do a good job in logistical support for the attack on Dongchen..."

Lan Yao propped her elbows slightly, and seemed to be taking a leisurely doze, but in fact, she heard these polite words reported to her superiors clearly, and her heart was full of disgust for this old fox who single-handedly supported her to the top.

Sure enough, he is a great leader with less than one person and more than [-] people. After all, it is all nonsense, and there is no actual performance at all!

Lan Yao, who used to be a worker, has always been the most contemptuous of those middle-level leaders who don't work and take credit for their subordinates' achievements. As a superior, she can't tolerate the under-reporting and under-reporting. road:
"After listening and listening, I didn't hear a single bright spot, and in the past five days, I haven't seen any official documents from Jinzhou, Yuezhou, and the northern border of Qinzhou. I thought that the northern border officials were not doing practical things!"

"Lord Prime Minister, there have only been ten court meetings in the first half of the year, and you are missing eight times, all with the same reason!"

"Since your old health is so bad, why don't you leave this seat to someone who is capable, and you go back to live your life?"

The name of the female tyrant is intimidating, and everyone is silent, and no one dares to openly speak out at this time.

The prime minister has been in court for 20 years. He is a fine person. Although he is angry in his heart, he can still deal with it calmly:

"Your Majesty forgive me, the old minister has recently relapsed, the government cannot take care of it for a while, and the official documents of the three northern regions have not been processed for a while, I hope Your Majesty will understand."

Lan Yao saw that the Prime Minister's face was darkened, and she was secretly happy, but she waved her hand again, and said neither angry nor annoyed:

"Since the Prime Minister is ill, it is time to take a good rest. How about this, all the ministers and workers should work harder. This month's rest and holidays will be devoted to work, and the accumulated government affairs will be analyzed and dealt with as soon as possible. error!"

Originally, there were many officials in the court who were doing nothing with their salaries, and the female tyrant wanted to prevent her from getting angry and slapped the ministers of civil and military affairs again, so they lived in a very chic way all day long, admiring flowers, feasting, drinking, etc. There are many things like tea and theater.

This time, when he heard that he suddenly didn't even have a rest day, Qi Qi immediately looked at the prime minister who had ended his leisurely life because of his fault alone. .

Lan Yao glanced at her and knew that her trick was effective by leveraging her strength. The court is the workplace, and now she has become the immediate boss in one step. Naturally, she has to find someone who can stand up to the thunder.

It's the blame, the prime minister who monopolizes the power is a rare candidate!

After Lan Yao finished beating the head of the gentry, she turned her attention to the Minister of the Ministry of Officials, and said with ease: "Then, the Minister of the Ministry of Officials will talk about it?"

The Minister of the Ministry of Officials controls the power to appoint officials in the world, so he was nervous for a while, so he stumbled and said:
"The minister has been in charge of the Ministry of Officials for the past six months, um... going deep into the various state capitals... to select, select and inspect scholars, and approve the selection of talents with excellent character, talent and learning. At present-"

Lan Yao glanced at the official minister who was sweating profusely, knowing that he was a representative of the prime minister's faction, so she immediately interrupted the words of this incompetent official minister, and said coolly:

"Okay, needless to say, I see that the Ministry of Household Affairs has not been able to make a list of appointments in the past five months, and half of the pre-inspection lists handed in are unknown people with little talent and little knowledge. What about field inspections? Do you engage in private granting and accepting, buying officials and nobles?"

Du Wei, Minister of the Ministry of Officials, was in his thirties. Although he was poor in ability, he was used to being able to observe words and actions, and to follow the wind to make the rudder. He immediately knelt down in fear and said:
"I don't dare to dare. It's really a shortage of manpower. The matter is delayed again and again. In addition, most famous scholars consider themselves hermits and don't want to be officials in the court. That's why-"

Lan Yao has long been aware of the existing problems, but this time she saved her face and said with a slight smile:

"Oh, so that's the case. Forget it, you can correct your mistakes, and there is nothing good about it. Then Du Shangshu, there is still a lot of materials to prepare for this inspection and appointment list, so we need to speed up the progress. I will give you three days, how about it?"

Du Wei heaved a sigh of relief seeing that the female tyrant hadn't lost her anger, and quickly thanked her: "I will do my best to live up to your majesty's expectations."

This company has been appointed two ministers who hold real power, and the ministers can now understand the intention of the high-ranking empress——

Isn't this just a matter of finding them a job!

But His Majesty, who has always devoted himself to banquets and entertainment, cares about nothing but wars. When did he become so transparent about other affairs of the government?

All the ministers took the risk of being beheaded to be officials of this big publicity, in order to grasp both leisure and wealth, and now that His Majesty intervenes in the government, wouldn't they suffer?
Lan Yao stayed up all day and night to find fault with this group of ministers who are used to making fishes, of course she would not stop there, she soon pointed the finger at the Minister of the Household Department, and said with a smile:

"The Minister of the Household Department, you can also talk about it!"

……

Although the ministers guessed Lan Yao's intentions, they still underestimated the determination and endurance of their majesty who had changed his soul.

Lan Yao not only listened to the reports of [-] officials in charge of the six ministries of the three provinces in an hour, but also easily pointed out their mistakes and loopholes according to their job responsibilities, and she was serious and thorough.

But fortunately, although there were many problems and the work was done in a mess, their cruel Majesty the Empress did not intend to kill them, but instead gave them a chance to correct their mistakes while encouraging them.

This, no matter how you look at it, is outrageous!

Just when the ministers were wondering what kind of medicine was sold in the gourd of their Majesty the Empress, Lan Yao, who had already achieved her goal, waved her hand again, and said with a gloomy face:
"Nowadays, the atmosphere in the court is lazy, and there are a lot of government affairs. Not only the capital, but also the whole Daxuan, the people are complaining. I am deeply saddened, and I am determined to set an example. I will work hard for 30 days to clean up the unhealthy practices in the court and get rid of the old habits. , to ensure the efficient and standardized completion of various government affairs.”

All the ministers were afraid that if they said one more word, their heads would be lost, so even though they were unhappy in their hearts, they still dared not speak.

Of course, since she came to court today, her Majesty the Empress has acted extremely strangely, and everything she said and did made them feel uneasy from the bottom of their hearts.

Normally, with His Majesty's moody temperament, he would always see a little blood every court meeting, but today the atmosphere is surprisingly kind, full of weirdness.

Lan Yao wants to pull the ministers to work hard, so naturally she also needs to give them the motivation to roll up. Immediately after slapping her, she started to give Tianzao:

"As an official, you should be diligent in government and love the people. I also know that the ministers work hard, and there are problems such as shortage of manpower in the work, but I believe that you are all capable people and talents, who can overcome various problems and make achievements, and protect me. The country is peaceful and the people are safe."

"You must follow the rules when doing things. I know that if you want everyone to devote themselves to the construction propaganda, you must provide sufficient logistical support. So from now on, in addition to the prescribed four hours, mornings, evenings, and even rest and bathing For the extra working hours, double the salary will be given as overtime pay according to the hours."

"At the same time, a monthly assessment and evaluation system is implemented. First, the assessment should be based on the results obtained by comparing the job responsibilities. The results are fairly selected. The advanced people in each department will be rewarded. If they can win the leader, I will be promoted to a higher official position and will be given a hundred taels of gold!"

After giving an exciting reward, Lan Yao, who used money to mobilize the enthusiasm of the ministers, suddenly changed the subject and announced:

"Of course, if the monthly assessment fails to meet the standards, they will all be dismissed. The management of officials must be strict. I don't want in the future, above my Daxuan Dynasty, there will be behaviors of dawdling, inaction, and muddling along!"

"If you are in charge of government, if you are afraid of taking responsibility and harming your own interests, you will be incapable of doing anything, and you will simply quit. If you continue to eat vegetarian food, I will not tolerate it, and you will all be dismissed and severely punished!"

"Do all the ministers understand?"

As soon as Lan Yao opened his golden mouth, all the ministers were eager to try and at the same time murmured unavoidably, but they didn't dare to say more, and they immediately said the same thing:
"Your servants, please remember!"

Lan Yao knows well that being a boss requires a bigger picture. If you want to fully mobilize the enthusiasm and enthusiasm of this group of salted fish, of course you have to use prosperity and wealth to lure you, so after setting the goal of working hard for 30 days, follow closely This gives the impetus to money.

Seeing that the sun outside the hall had risen high, Lan Yao, who had been open for an hour and a half in the morning, finally waved her hand and said:

"Since that's the case, I'm waiting for the good news from all of you ministers and workers. I will see the results of the work you promised. Don't let me down!"

Lan Yao looked at the excited expressions on the faces of the ministers, and secretly thought that it was not in vain to work all day and night preparing for the court meeting.

After all, it's not easy to be the top boss, and she manages a lot of things every day, which just matches her extremely introverted work attitude.

God chose her to help the female tyrant change her ways, she was indeed destined!

Thinking of this, Lan Yao, who was full of energy, stretched immediately, and returned to Qianyuan Hall without any tiredness.

Above the court hall, the ministers with different thoughts stood for two hours in a row, their legs were almost swollen from exhaustion. After looking at each other for a while, they secretly thought that their hearts were not as good as their actions, and they scattered like birds and beasts.

(End of this chapter)