Young Master Gu's forced marriage every night

Yuan Bo said, "There are a lot of reed poles by the river, but it's not easy to pour them in. It's possible to pour them with your mouth."

I said, "No, although the reed pole is hollow, it cannot bend. It is not straight from the throat to the stomach, and the reed pole is fragile, and it will break if you are not careful. If it breaks in the body, the consequences will be disastrous. Is there anything else, something like hollow, a little bit flexible, that can be bent but not broken?"

Yuan Bo gritted his teeth and said, "Yes!"

"What?"

"Sheep gut!"

"Sheep gut?"

"It's not the fresh sheep intestines that have just been slaughtered, but the sheep intestines that have been dried and shrunk. They are thin, but hollow and tough."

"Then hurry up and find it, where is it?"

"I have a few at home. I usually save them. Your mother likes to play the piano, and I like to keep them for making strings."

"My mother likes to play the piano? Why haven't I heard of it?"

In my eyes, Wei Ruchang has always been an image of a strong woman in the business field, she is quite strict with me, and loves Jiang Sijin more than me. In Jiang Rumeng's memory since childhood, there is no scene of Wei Ruchang playing the piano.

Uncle Yuan suddenly lowered his voice, "You don't know, your mother has loved playing the piano since she was a child."

"You still know my mother when she was a child? So you knew my mother very early?"

"It's a long story..."

I didn't have time to listen to him so much, so I said anxiously, "Go and get it."

Uncle Yuan went to the grocery store and searched for a while, and finally found two long and thin things. I saw that the gray ones were sheep intestines?I can't tell at all that this is the shape of an animal, and it's a thin one, not much wider than the noodles we eat.

I was a little skeptical, "Will this thing work?"

Uncle Yuan pinched the two pieces of sheep intestines, "It's useful, it's hollow, but I don't know if the middle can get through, and if it doesn't work, let's get it all right." Then he went to find a long thin stick, Shunzi's The sheep intestines were poked inside, and after a while, he said, "Look, it's clear, it can be used now."

I pinched the thing that looked like a shrunken baby's umbilical cord, and it was really not very pretty, and it had an unpleasant stench, so I asked Uncle Yuan, "What's that smell like?"

Yuan Bo said, "Because it needs to be soaked and washed twice during production, it is not so clean. If it is too clean, it will be too brittle and easy to break. If it is broken, the sound will not be so good."

"So the sheep's intestines still have the poop of the lamb?"

Uncle Yuan grinned, "Yes, but not many. The smell is a bit unpleasant, but it will definitely work well."

I,"······"

Anyway, it's for Gu Nanfeng's use, not for me. Don't care about him so much, he won't stop doing one thing, "Uncle Yuan, please open his mouth for me."

"Hey, that's good!" Yuan Bo opened Gu Nanfeng's mouth to the maximum extent as he said.

Speaking of which, this guy's mouth is really not small. Judging from the extent of opening it now, he can clearly see his tonsils and four extra wisdom teeth.

He has four wisdom teeth. This guy has four more teeth than the average person. So he has 32 teeth?
I used to have one wisdom tooth and it hurt like hell, but in the end I couldn't bear it and asked the dentist to pull it out for me. This guy actually has four. Doesn't he have a toothache?

Is my focus a bit off?

I straightened my mind, cleared my throat, and stuffed the intestines directly into Gu Nanfeng's mouth, stabbing down, stabbing down...
This guy's esophagus is really long enough, how long is the fortress enough?

No, I have to make a gesture, I can't over stuff it and puncture his stomach later, then he should die of gastric perforation if he didn't die of brain congestion.

I pulled out the sheep intestines that had been stuffed in with great difficulty.

It's disgusting, in addition to saliva and gastric juice.

Then I unbuttoned Gu Nanfeng and opened his clothes...
What catches the eye is his eight-pack abs...

This guy has such a good figure, even if he is tall, his body is so tight, and his eight-pack abdominal muscles are distinct, like sliced ​​cheese. If he lives in the 21st century, he can rely on selling himself if he is not Gu Shao Have a good life...
Yuan Bo said, "Why are you taking off his clothes?"

"Let me draw how long it is from his stomach to his throat."

I slid my hand down his chest, looking for an eight-pack belly... Bah, looking for the whereabouts of the stomach, and then I moved up along his stomach, and finally determined the length of guts that needed to be stuffed down.

I fucked up, "Uncle Yuan, continue to open his mouth."

Uncle Yuan did as he did, and just as I was about to stuff the intestines in again, Uncle Yuan suddenly stopped and said, "Are you sure you don't wash this before using it?"

"The situation is urgent, please wash it next time you use it!"

Without further ado, I stuffed the intestines into Gu Nanfeng's esophagus again, reckoning that the length should be enough, and said to Yuan Bo, "You can let go."

Uncle Yuan let go, Gu Nanfeng's wide-open mouth closed, a small section of gut was exposed in his mouth, and the next thing was to pour the medicine.

Yuan Bo said, "It's such a small hole in a sheep's intestine, I'm afraid there is no other way to do it, I can only blow it in with my mouth."

I pushed the medicine bowl in front of Uncle Yuan, "Uncle Yuan, come to this glorious and arduous task."

Yuan Bo looked at the medicine bowl without moving.

I said, "No, why don't you come and return me?"

Uncle Yuan looked at me, took the medicine bowl in tears, took a bite, and blew the medicine into Gu Nanfeng's stomach along the intestines.

Blowing medicine is a kind of technical work, but also a kind of hard work. Look at Yuan Bo's tiredness, his nose and tears all at once.

After filling the bowl of medicine, Uncle Yuan asked, "What about the intestines?"

I glanced at it and said, "Leave it alone, it will be used tomorrow anyway, that's all for today, you can watch him sleep at night."

Uncle Yuan continued to wipe away his tears, "I won't drink it tomorrow, this medicine is bitter!"

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The next day, early in the morning, Uncle Yuan said he was going out to buy vegetables, and asked me to watch Gu Nanfeng, and told me that You Scar and Wu Scar are looking for Mr. Gu's whereabouts, and told me not to open the door casually , let alone let them in, if we let them in and see Gu Nanfeng like this, we're done.

I nodded, indicating that I knew the seriousness of the matter, and I would definitely not make such a low-level mistake.

Uncle Yuan went there in peace.

I stood in front of Gu Nanfeng's bed, looking at Gu Nanfeng who was not moving at all. This guy has never been so quiet before. It's good to be quiet.

Not to mention, this guy is really good-looking, with a high forehead, thick eyebrows, a straight nose bridge, and a well-defined face, including the Adam's apple under his chin, which bulges just right, and the Adam's apple can Let yourself have a body that has no worries about food and clothing...

Cough!

The quiet Gu Nanfeng right now is quite different from the usual him, but it makes people a little unaccustomed to him who is so quiet. It's better to wake up quickly, the lifeblood of Uncle Yuan and I are firmly grasped by you in hand~
Your tickets have given me motivation to code, haha...