I was a boy in the Beast Sect to overthrow the way of heaven

Chapter 9 The Snail Girl (Two in One)

Mei Yuke first took out the disciple's token and nodded, and then directed Wei Shu to clean the Eight Immortals table.

Under Tunan's expectant eyes, he casually arranged for her to wipe the stool, and went back to the dormitory opposite to bring a huge food box.

"Sister Ke! It smells so good!" As soon as Mei Yuke stepped into the door of the dormitory, Wei Shu immediately sensed it as if she had installed a surveillance camera, and went up to greet her in two or three steps.

Tunan didn't react at all, and Wei Shu was blown away like the wind. [Is Xiao Shu a positioning missile?So fast! 】

"You have a good nose! This is the snack I bought from Tianxiang Restaurant." Mei Yuke opened Wei Shu's hand that was about to touch the food box, and burst out laughing when she saw Tunan's dumbfounded look.

"Sister Ke is so proud! I'll hold it for you, Sister Ke!" Wei Shu patted Mei Yuke's back courteously, "You're tired of such a big food box! Let little Shuzi come!"

Tianxiang Restaurant is one of the most high-end restaurants in Yuling Continent. It is famous for its high-grade spirit beast meat exclusively provided by Yushouzong.

"Hey! No need, little Shuzi should clean the table first!" Mei Yuke was amused and laughed.

Mei Yuke stacked more than a dozen plates of dim sum such as mung bean sorbet, crab shell yellow, flower cake, ox tongue crisp, wisteria cake, etc. on the Eight Immortals table.

Tunan is okay, just staring closely, unlike Wei Shu whose saliva is dripping on the dessert.

If Wei Shu was just starving, Mei Yuke would pretend she didn't see it.

As we all know, sword cultivators fight against beatings and starvation. Although Wei Shu joined the Royal Beast Sect, she behaved better than sword cultivators.

Only Tunan was 14 years old, thin and emaciated.The physique is not good and I haven't drawn Qi into the body, I'm afraid I'm already hungry, it's pitiful.

At this time, the weak and slender sick beauty stared at the delicious snacks, her appearance was really unbearable.

Reluctantly, Mei Yuke took out chopsticks and empty plates, and took a piece of each for Tunan and Wei Shu to satisfy their hunger.

Wei Shu winded up and piled most of the snacks in front of her.Zhu Bajie was like eating ginseng fruit, one bite at a time, almost choking.

Mei Yuke sighed and patted her on the back, handed her a water bag, and picked up a few pieces from the plate in front of her for Tunan who couldn't grab Wei Shu because of his slow eating.

"Eat this pad to fill your stomach first, and then bear with it. It will be fine when the snail girl finishes cleaning. The token shows that she has arrived at the door of the dormitory." After speaking, he patted Tunan's head again, his eyes full of pity.

Tunan didn't know, so he raised his head with a puzzled expression.

[Sister Ke is only 19 years old, why does she suddenly look so mature? 】

Tu Nan only had time to eat a piece of dim sum, Wei Shu swallowed the nine or ten dim sum in front of him, without even having time to wipe his mouth, staring deeply at the only three dim sum left in front of Tu Nan.

Wei Shu's eyes at this time have changed into the shape of the dim sum in front of Tu Nan. Tu Nan hasn't felt it yet, like a lazy panda, he picks out a dim sum slowly and eats it carefully.

Mei Yuke was so anxious that the corners of her mouth were bubbling, and she was just about to help Tu Nan leave a piece when the doorbell rang.

"The wealth is abundant, the wealth is prosperous, the wealth is rolling, and the wealth is coming!"

Mei Yuke's eyes widened, and the base of her ears turned red.

"Oops! The doorbell hasn't been changed!"

Tunan, who had been eating carefully, also raised his head at this moment with a look of appreciation.

"This doorbell is quite auspicious! Happy~"

The people outside the door got impatient and kept ringing the doorbell before it was finished.

"Financial resources are abundant, financial luck is prosperous", "Caiyuan is extensive", "Caicaicaicai" + N
Mei Yuke looked like she was about to faint, her mind was full of "money".

[The character design of my outer sect Kaolin Flower won't be broken just like that!God!Who made such a tacky doorbell!Shame, shame, shame! 】

"Sister Ke? Sister Ke? I'm going to open the door!" Tu Nan saw that Mei Yuke's eyes were glazed over, and Wei Shu was also in a daze for a long time, feeling that the family could only rely on her now.

He stood up and opened the door with the sound of "Cai" all the way.

As soon as Tu Nan turned and left his seat, Wei Shu came to life immediately, and sneaked a glance at Mei Yuke, who had dull eyes, and, with lightning speed, used chopsticks to skewer the two snacks left in front of Tu Nan.

Race against time, turned his back to Tu Nan, raised his head and stuffed all the snacks into his mouth, chewing hard.

"Eh? Why is there no one?" Tu Nan looked around but didn't see the snail girl.

"Sister Ke, I didn't see the snail girl!" Tu Nan turned around and shouted at Mei Yuke who was still breaking the defense.

It seemed that Mei Yuke didn't hear it, and Wei Shu also turned her back to her and lowered her head, wondering what she was doing.

"Hey! The snail girl is here!" A soft, soft voice full of anger sounded.

"Scared! Who's talking!" Tunan was taken aback, and put his fists tightly on his chest.

"It's the snail girl!"

In front of Tunan, a little girl suddenly jumped out from below, with a huge snail shell behind her, she looked like a four or five-year-old human girl.

She combed her hair with two buns, her round face, her brows and eyes revealed a dignified elegance, and she stretched out her two short, fat hands with a straight face, ready to pluck Tunan's hair.

But his eyes stayed on Tu Nan's pale face, and his hands rested on his hair. The little bun's face wrinkled into a ball, and he said with disgust:

"Why do you look like you are going to die! Forget it, I don't care about you!"

Seeing the snail girl pretending to be mature, Tu Nan smiled sweetly.

In the hot and windless June afternoon, the pale and slender girl smiled, like a slim lotus flower just about to bloom.She is still young, but her peerless capacity is just beginning to appear.

Just looking at it makes me feel refreshed, fresh and comfortable.

The little bun was dumbfounded, and his big green eyes were like springs, staring at the young and beautiful young girl in front of him without blinking.

Tu Nan didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and nodded her white and tender face, "Hey, are you the snail girl that Sister Ke found?"

"Yes! It's me!" The snail girl came to her senses, and put on a straight face again, trying to create a cold demeanor.

"Ah?" Tu Nan frowned slightly.

[She is still a child!Hiring child labor is a crime! 】

"Ah what! Welcome me in quickly, where is Mei Yuke? Why did you move suddenly?"

Tian Luo girl with a serious face, landed only on Tunan's waist, took Tunan's cold hand and walked quickly into the house.

"You came out to do missions at such a young age..." Tunan was a little curious.

"I'm younger? I'm older than you! I'm 19 years old!" the snail girl pretended to be old-fashioned.

"…what?!"

"Hmph! Forgive you, ignorant freshman disciple!"

Tunan was a little embarrassed by the mature tone of the snail girl who looked four or five years old, so he quickly changed the subject and shouted:
"Sister Ke, Xiaoshu, the snail girl is here!"

Mei Yuke greeted her weakly as if waking up from a dream, "You're here, the snacks are on the table, let's have a taste first."

"What's wrong with you? It's because."

"The wealth is abundant, the wealth is prosperous, the wealth is rolling, and the wealth is coming?"

The Tianluo lady shook her head and repeated the doorbell with a smile.

"Xiaotian!" Mei Yuke also wore the same signature smile, which at first glance looked like two twin sisters.

Mei Yuke and Mrs. Tianluo faced each other with smiles and battled each other's eyes. Tu Nan looked left at Mrs. Tianluo who was holding her hand, and looked right at Mei Yuke who had regained her fighting spirit. She didn't know what to do for a while.

He looked at Wei Shu, who had been turning his back on everyone, for help.

"Little Shu! What's the matter with you!" Tu Nan let go of Mrs. Tianluo's hand, stepped forward and patted Wei Shu on the back, "Don't swallow it!"

Wei Shu's face was flushed at this time, and she tried to swallow the snacks that Tu Nan had eaten, and kept beating her chest with her hands, her face flushed from holding back.

Mei Yuke noticed the movement, and hurried to persuade, "Spit it out quickly! Let Tunan use his strength!"

Wei Shu was blushing and choked, but she still shook her head like a rattle and wanted to say something, because her mouth was stuffed, so she could only make a "woo-woo" sound.

Mei Yuke couldn't understand, but Tunan could.

"She said she's fine, just let her get on with it. Huh? You're all like this!"

As soon as Tu Nan questioned, Wei Shu finally put down all the snacks, blushing and trembling, picked up the water bag and drank desperately.

"Ahem, it's okay, I'll just take a sip of water slowly."

Seeing that Wei Shu was fine, Tu Nan and Mei Yuke were relieved.

"It's all right! I'm done eating, I can start cleaning!"

The Tianluo lady was sitting on the stool, her legs were dangling in the air, and she said to the three of them with a smile.

The table, which was originally full of dim sum, was now clean as new, and Tu Nan, who was helping Wei Shu to pat back, was shocked!

[Why does the world of cultivating immortals always shock me!Such a small child ate it all up so quickly! 】

"Well, let's start!" Mei Yuke was not polite, and agreed familiarly.

The snail lady jumped off the chair and stood still, a big shell half the size of her appeared behind her.

After making a few gestures, the broom, mop, and rag moved by themselves to clean up, and even the kitchen spatula moved by itself to prepare for cooking.

"Wow!" Tu Nan couldn't help sighing, and the hand that helped Wei Shu Shunqi lost control of his strength and patted harder.

"boom!"

Wei Shu flew out of the chair and knelt on the ground.

"What's the matter with the pen!" The snail lady jumped up in fright and screamed loudly.

Mei Yuke was not frightened by Tunan and Wei Shu, but she was frightened by the snail woman who was on the side and took a few steps back.

Tunan stood there with an embarrassed grin, and clenched his hands nervously.

Wei Shu knelt on the ground with an unfathomable expression. Under the gaze of everyone, she slowly spread her five fingers, quickly stretched her fingers behind her, and stopped Tu Nan who wanted to help her, "Don't help me! Swordsmanship!"

For a moment, both man and beast were silent.

For the first time, Tunan felt that genes are really his father's magic. In terms of stubbornness, the Wei family's father and daughter are in the same line.

The terrified and screaming Tianluo lady saw Wei Shu's operation, her eyes lit up, and she seemed to think of something:
"Hmph! Shouting loudly is one of the cultivation methods of the snail lady!"

The snail lady seemed to be doing this kind of "unreasonable and strong" thing for the first time. She was very inexperienced, her eyes flickered, and she pretended to be serious, her tender and white face like a white bun was stained with blush.

Once again, the atmosphere froze.

Until Wei Shu couldn't help laughing, as if turning on a switch, Tu Nan and Mei Yuke also laughed.

"Hahaha, I believe you!" Wei Shu was still kneeling, but this didn't stop her from laughing at others. She who was kneeling on the ground laughed and fell to the ground.

Smiling and laughing, seeing Tunan and Mei Yuke laughing, the Tianluo lady blushed and ordered the broom and mop to chase them down, Wei Shu's eyes moved.

Kneeling and crawling slowly towards the corner, trying to find a hidden place to stand up.Wei Shu was elated in her heart:
[This move is calling misfortune to divert water from the east!How can I be so witty! 】

While Mei Yuke and Tu Nan were hiding around, Wei Shu felt a chill behind her back, looked back, and screamed:

"You two!!!"

How could Mei Yuke and Tu Nan not notice Wei Shu's Xiao Jiujiu, they looked at each other, and immediately had a charter in their hearts.

[I can't make her feel better! 】

Mei Yuke threw the broom at Wei Shu, while Tu Nan was even simpler. He grabbed the mop and rag, hesitated, and threw the rag at Wei Shu.

【Xiao Shu, this is my last tenderness! 】

Wei Shu landed on all fours, rolling and crawling, dodging the attack in a panic.

Looking at the laughing crowd, he let out a smirk.

Running towards the two people standing together, Tu Nan and Mei Yuke dispersed with a "wow", and flew away separately at the imminent disaster.

The mop and broom chased Wei Shu, and Wei Shu chased Tu Nan and Mei Yuke, leaving only the angry snail lady sitting cross-legged on the Eight Immortals table and laughing.

The schadenfreude in the shrill children's laughter was so obvious that the three fleeing in panic all turned their heads to stare at the little doll with picturesque eyebrows, a strange light flashed in their eyes.

"Don't come here!" the snail lady yelled, now the loop is closed.

The mop and broom chased Wei Shu, and Wei Shu chased Wei Shu and Tu Nan, who also smiled maliciously, with a funny grin, and Tu Nan and Wei Shu chased the snail lady with tears in her eyes.

In the end, Mei Yuke ran fast and grabbed the Tianluo lady. The Tianluo lady was already a second-level spirit beast, equivalent to a monk who could easily break free from Mei Yuke, who was a sixth-level Qi refining, but Tu Nan arrived.

Tu Nan hugged the snail lady in his arms with a smile, Mei Yuke pinched the snail lady's fair and tender face a few times in retaliation, and finally the tall and slender Wei Shu smirked and threw herself on the three of them.

The snail lady didn't want to hurt anyone, so it didn't hurt at all when she hit everyone, but the dust she just cleaned fell on everyone.

The Tianluo lady and Mei Yuke shouted at the same time: "It's so dirty!"

Mei Yuke was pressed down by Tu Nan and Wei Shu who were giggling, so she could only let go of the hand that was holding the snail lady and beat the dust desperately.

The Tianluo lady also made a few gestures immediately, with a faint blue light glowing on her fingertips, and cleaned up everyone with a cleansing formula.

"Huh~" One man and one beast breathed a sigh of relief at the same time.

The four looked at each other, and finally laughed together.

The whole dormitory is filled with a cheerful atmosphere, and even the orange trees in the yard are swaying in clusters, seeming to be infected by the happy atmosphere.

After playing around for a while, it was dusk, and the snail lady finally decided to start working.

"Let me show you my excellent housekeeping skills!" Mrs. Tian Luo was very capable at this time, her immature face was serious and serious, quite like a master.

Manipulating the broom and rag to clean the room, in the blink of an eye, the dormitory was completely new.

He also used spiritual power to wash the quilt cover, dried it together with the bedding and helped Mei Yuke move the dormitory.

After finishing these tasks, the kitchen also smelled of fragrance, and the dishes containing the food floated from the air, beautifully arranged, exuding an attractive fragrance.

Cleaning, washing and drying the mattresses, helping to move, and cooking in the kitchen are all four processes going on at the same time. The snail lady just gestures with a straight face, calm and calm.

"How is it?" Tianluo girl slowly raised her eyelids, and patted the dust-free skirt expressionlessly.

Mei Yuke smiled gratifiedly, and Wei Shu and Tu Nan, two country bumpkins who had never seen the world, were completely stunned!
Hearing the ringing of bells in the distance, Mei Yuke's eyes gradually turned cold, and the face of the snail lady wrinkled.

It was too late to say goodbye, and the Tianluo lady glanced at Tu Nan and Wei Shu with relief, hugged Mei Yuke gently, and whispered in her ear, "Next time I come again, I will eat something made by you!", and it turned into a puff of smoke. disappeared in front of everyone.

The snail girl disappeared, and Mei Yuke's eyes were undisguised, becoming like an iceberg pressed by magma, and the anger that was about to burst out was suppressed in the cold eyes.

Wei Shu muttered to herself in the direction where the snail girl left: "When can we have a snail girl!"

Tu Nan keenly sensed that something was wrong with Mei Yuke, 【Is Sister Ke familiar with Miss Tianluo? 】

After the snail girl left, the bustle was no longer there. Everyone returned to the living room, and a table of exquisite dishes was placed on the table.

"Let's eat first!" Mei Yuke had returned to her original gentle and dignified appearance, but she didn't move her chopsticks and let Tu Nan and Wei Shu eat first.

Although Wei Shu had eaten dim sum before, Wei Shu was not full at all, and Tu Nan didn't want to miss out on such delicious food with all kinds of color, fragrance and taste.

The two silly white sweets don't need guidance at all, they just fell into the trap with one sentence, and they can't wait to taste it.

"Ouch~ Is the snail girl not good at cooking?? Ooh!"

Wei Shu picked up a large chopstick and chewed it without chewing it. Zhu Bajie swallowed it like eating raw fruit, and then spit it out after the taste dissipated in his mouth.

"Yue~" Tunan retched after taking a sip, his already poor face was now as pale as death, and his body as weak as a willow was even more thin and desolate.

"...This snail girl is still growing up, so there are always some people who are not proficient." Mei Yuke, who hadn't eaten yet, saw the miserable state of the two, and silently put down the soup in her hand.

"Then what are we going to eat today?" Wei Shu's stomach rumbled in response as she spoke. At dusk, chimneys rose from every house, and the smell of food came.

The three who smelled the delicious food but couldn't eat looked at each other speechlessly.

(End of this chapter)