Chapter 1 This time travel is better than dressing like a dog
Life is impermanent, the large intestine wraps the small intestine,

Some people want to travel through life and death but cannot wear it.
Meanwhile, Shi Chao Chao was in the middle of wandering around Haitang, when suddenly his eyes went dark,
When he opened his eyes again, there was an unfamiliar voice next to his ear.

"If you really like someone, you should be willing to give everything for the other person.

What's more, there are many people who like me, without exception, better looking than you, gentler than you, richer than you, but I only give you this opportunity,
Shi Chao Chao, you just slept with others, but what I lost was the principle of not falling in love.

I have paid such a high price for you, and you are not only not moved, but are still hesitating. "

"."

How dare you use such rubbish PUA words to deceive people?

While complaining, a bunch of disorganized information flooded into Shi Zhaozhao's mind.

Ten seconds later,
The face of an old man in the subway.

She, a good young man in society who has correct thinking in the 21st century, upholds the Three Views, and resolutely resists gambling and drugs, unexpectedly transmigrated into a cool article in the entertainment industry that destroys the Three Views.
This book is about the poor heroine——Song Mingyue, who was adopted by a rich family as an adopted daughter. She wore the aura of Marysu, who was comparable to a little sun. The story of a fish.

And Shi Chaochao is the real daughter of that wealthy family and the best tool for the heroine.

The heroine was not born well and was discarded by the side of the road.

It doesn't matter, the original owner fell from the sky and took her home.

The heroine lacks family affection and no solid backing,

It doesn't matter, the original owner happened to have a brother and a father.

The hostess detests the original owner as an obstruction,

It doesn't matter, the original owner will commit suicide to make way.

In the plot, the heroine has completely replaced everything of the original owner in less than ten years since she arrived at the original owner's house.
Father and elder brother treated the original owner as air.

Without family affection, the original owner could only pin his spirit on the idol Ding Mu, but unexpectedly fell into the trap of the heroine, and gradually fell into the abyss of PUA.

The time when the time travels from time to time happens to be the day of the unspoken rules,

The original owner, who had been PUA for a long time without self, really went to the hotel room, met the anti-pornography brigade, and was admitted to the police station as a special profession.

After I got out, the video at the hotel has gone viral on the Internet,
The unstoppable cursing, the silent disregard of the family members, and the condescending contempt of Ding Mu almost broke the original owner's mind.

The hostess is still in this fashion and comes to condolences,
Knowing that he was someone else's springboard from the beginning, the original owner completely collapsed and found a remote place to commit suicide by swallowing medicine.

This life experience is really worse than a dog,
But I am not much better.

Recalling the last description I saw, Shi Chaochao clasped his hands together and prayed sincerely:
"Turn off the phone quickly, turn off the phone quickly, and die innocently in the world."

Impossible~impossible~everything you think is impossible~
时朝朝"."

Hate some cell phone ringtones without borders.

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Ding Mu's call is still going on, and the tone over there is getting stronger and more irritable.

Shi Chaochao ignored him, and walked northeast for a while on his own,

When she came to a light sign, she stopped and imitated the soft tone of the original owner and replied: "Okay, I am willing to do anything for you."

Hearing what he wanted to hear, the irritability between Ding Mu's brows dissipated a little, recalled the tutorial, and deliberately emphasized his tone: "Three minutes and 57 seconds have passed since just now,

What passes is not time, but my love for you.Forget it this time, next time I ask you to do something, you should do it right away.

I'll send you the address here, hurry up and don't make Director Li angry. "

ding dong~
A message pops up from the top,

Shi Chao raised the corners of his lips, cut off the call, and raised his cell phone to the policeman in front of him: "I will call the police, someone is using mind control to lure weak and innocent women into unspoken rules in exchange for benefits."

Zhang San paused, raised his eyes to look at Shi Chaochao, his expression was in a trance for a moment, and he soon regained his clarity.

Shi Zhaozhao continued to speak:
"Ding Mu used PUA means to ask me to go to the hotel to find Li Zhong. There may be a business chain behind this."

Hearing Li Zhong's familiar name, Zhang San immediately became serious.

This person happened to be involved in the suicide of an actress.

Shi Zhaozhao chuckled, "I know you have been struggling with no clues, so you couldn't arrest and question Li Zhong.

But what if he was involved in sex trafficking this time? "

The snow-white slender fingertips tapped on the screen, and there happened to be the hotel address sent by Ding Mu.

At this point in the words, Zhang San instantly understood the deep meaning, stood up with surprise on his face: "Thank you for your efforts, the police will definitely do their best to protect your safety."

Shi Chao smiled with hooked lips.

"However, won't it be a bit old-fashioned to break into the door directly, or let's change the way of debut this time."

Zhang San: "What do you mean?"

Shi Chao Zhao narrowed his fox eyes slightly, and slowly opened his mouth...

Five minutes later, she walked briskly out of the police station,
The phone has been vibrating non-stop since the beginning, and when I opened it, it was densely packed with missed reminders.
The source is all Dingmu.

"How ironic, these 5 minutes are more than what the original owner received in the past year."

After saying this,
Ding Mu's call came again.

Take a deep breath from time to time, press the answer button,
"Shi Chaochao, why haven't you arrived yet? Director Li is already urging you."

Hearing this almost hysterical roar, Shi Chao Chao rolled his eyes, squeezed his throat, and cried nervously: "I accidentally got off the wrong station just now, and I don't know where I am now."

The anger in Ding Mu's heart was even worse: "Aren't you brainy? Get off at the wrong station and just take a taxi and go there."

"But." The weak female voice dropped instantly, "But I have given all my salary to you, and I can't afford the two hundred taxi fare."

"Where did you go, you idiot? The taxi fare is two hundred."

Director Li's urging messages kept ringing, and Ding Mu became more irritable, too lazy to continue talking nonsense, so he clicked on the transfer page,

"Hurry up, I'll lend you the remaining two hundred!"

"it is good."

Shi Zhaozhao looked at the two thousand number on the transfer page, his eyes lit up, he received the money immediately, and then set up an automatic reply.

Ding Mu: [I typed an extra zero, quickly return the extra thousand and eight]

Shi Chaochao: [I love you]

Ding Mu: [What do women want so much money for? Give it back to me]

Shi Chaochao: [I love you]

【Don't you fucking want to pay it back】

【I love you】

Ding Mu was so angry that he was about to throw his phone out when a message was sent from the top of WeChat, and his ferocious face instantly became tender.

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