The little goblin has a soft waist and a ruthless heart, and the cold actor pinches his waist and ki

Netizens got headaches from the series of birdsong, and they clicked on the software that hadn't been opened in 800 years.

then,

subway old man face,
[I thought the content would be ridiculous before, but I didn't expect it to be so illogical. 】

[(Big brother lights a cigarette), you can speak vulgarly, but you can’t ground the house]

[Help, thank you how I couldn't hold back my laughter, I almost died laughing in front of the screen. 】

[To be honest, I suddenly wondered how they came to our country to travel safely. 】

[Didn't the director trick you into acting as a group performer? hhh, two iron fools. 】

The barrage continued to complain, and Shi Chaochao's performance continued.

She pulled up the red coat, and pointed to the messy hair,
The voice is sad and sad,

"Those celebrities are simply deceiving people too much. I was walking well on the road.

Suddenly I heard someone calling my Chinese name,

I followed the principle of friendship first, and greeted them when I turned around, only to be shot by a bullet.
Not only that, they plucked my hair,

Before departure, it was smoother than using Rejoice, but now it has become a messy chicken coop. "

Speaking of the latter, Shi Zhaozhao seemed unable to bear it, covered his face and wept, barely uttering a few sobbing syllables.

The collective sense of honor on the two of them was overwhelming after a lifelike performance.

A patted his chest in righteous indignation: "It's simply too much to deceive, sister, don't be afraid, brother will avenge you in a while.

My machine gun is really good, and the chug chug will send those stars back to their death in no time. "

B tugged at A's shoulder with some hesitation: "Brother, the fandom culture here is so heavy, if you really do something, those fans will spit on each other.
We are afraid that we will never be able to travel to country Z in this life. "

One word awakened the dreamer, and Shi Zhaozhao's few consciences woke up from a deep sleep. She agreed: "Or just kill one person. We adults don't count the faults of villains, just make sense."

"That won't work! How can I watch my compatriots being bullied, I have to kill a few more,
At worst, I will just stay in my hometown picking tea leaves and feeding pigs. "

"Ah, I really deserve to die!" Shi Zhaozhao had already entered the late-night emo state, and then heard the second half of A's tired sentence,

"Tea from two large mountains and two thousand pigs, I can't fill a day, even if I don't travel."

"Um……???"

[Before this sentence: What kind of fool is this, after this sentence: I am a clown]

[There was a loud noise in the sky, and the old slave made his debut,]

[I'm behind, I bring my own stereo, young master look at me]

[I want to visit the young master's house, there is no other reason but pure curiosity. 】

[How to pretend, you are greedy for other people's money, I am different, I am greedy for the position of the household registration book of the young master. 】

Breathing and breathing from time to time, I tried my best to suppress the thought of self-recommendation,

"The compatriots, let's go now, I have a hunch they are over there."

Shi Chao Chao casually pointed in a direction.

"No hurry, let's adopt the principle of proximity first, and get rid of a guest first." A seriously raised his gun, his eyes turned cold instantly.

Looking at the black muzzle, Shi Chao jumped to his little heart,
When the revolution just started, she died directly at the starting line.

"Come out." A's hand holding the gun moved a little to the side, aiming at the trunk of a big tree.

This sound was still in their Mandarin, and Shi Chaochao acted as an interpreter for free, with his hands on his hips, and shouted loudly: "Come out quickly, we have already found you, hand in your gun and don't kill me."

There was movement on the other side of the big tree, and what caught my eye was a long straight and slender leg.
"Ham, don't be nervous, this is my big brother."

Shi Zhaochao smiled, and came to Xie Shiyu step by step, grabbed his arm, and brought him to his side.
"This is my son who was born in country Z. When he was born, he was thrown out of the house by his goddamn father to freeze for an hour.
So I'm not very smart, and I can't even speak the language of our country. "

"But." A suspiciously took out his phone: "He looks exactly like the person in the photo given by the director.
Thank you..."

"Xie Shiyu, right." Shi Zhaochao added what he hadn't finished, blushed, raised his right foot and tapped on the ground, his movements shy and coquettish: "I was crazy about Xie Shiyu, the male star before, but why? It's impossible to meet him at all.

I happened to have a little money in my hand, so I took my eldest son to have plastic surgery. "

"Hehe, sister, which hospital did you go to for this operation? It's so realistic. I also have a little money in my family. I want to try the whole thing."

"It's easy to talk, I'll send you the address in a while."

In public, Xie Shiyu is inconvenient to use translation software,

But when he saw Shi Chaochao smiling like this, he always felt something was wrong.

"you?"

"You need to go to the toilet, don't worry, Mom, I'll take you there right away."

After finishing speaking, Chao Chao smiled at the two bullies, dragged Xie Shiyu into the grass,
Said in a voice that only two people can hear: "Xie Yingdi, I have successfully penetrated into the enemy's interior, and I can use them to beat the enemy army.

Next, you don't need to talk, just stay by my side, no matter what others say, just smile back. "

"You think I don't understand what you're saying?"

Xie Shiyu pulled the corner of his lips and laughed, then slowly lowered his head and narrowed his eyes slightly, "Be lenient when confessing, and strict when resisting."

If he could really understand, he wouldn’t be so calm. Shi Zhaozhao didn’t feel any guilt at all, and nodded his head: “I’m all for the future of our group.

You don't want to artificially skate two kilometers of sea, do you? "