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Chapter 83 We Are Married, Two Children Can Play Soy Sauce
Chapter 83 We Are Married, Two Children Can Play Soy Sauce
"Oh, this is a serious store, not a special facility like a love hotel. This sign will be taken down soon."
Shi Zhaozhao still hesitated,
Although she and Xie Shiyu are innocent, if there are too many coincidences, the audience may really misunderstand.
"Thank you, Best Actor, or else."
Before she finished speaking, the man beside her had already stepped up the steps.
Instant epiphany from time to time,
No one is afraid of anyone, what are you afraid of!Even if you are told, you can still take advantage of the popularity and make a steady profit without losing money.
After successfully convincing herself, she also made a big stride to keep up with Xie Shiyu's pace,
It is not the peak season for tourism, and there are not many people in the store. Shi Zhaozhao followed Xie Shiyu to the innermost window seat,
They all wear masks and hats,
The customer didn't recognize them, and Shi Chaozhao finally settled down in suspense, and immediately scanned the QR code and ordered two ice creams, sticking to the behavior of eating and drinking for nothing.
The softness, sweetness and sweetness of the mango collide with the cream, and the entrance is full of satisfaction.
She smiled contentedly and rolled her eyes.
Xie Shiyu chuckled lightly: "It's just a cup of ordinary ice cream, as for being so happy."
"This is no ordinary ice cream, this is white whore ice cream,
In many cases, prostitution itself is a kind of happiness. "
Shi Zhaochao didn't feel guilty about stealing money from minors at all, and pushed Xie Shiyu's cup towards him: "This taste is delicious, and if you don't eat it for nothing, you won't eat it."
Facing those beautiful and playful eyes, Xie Shiyu's heart suddenly skipped a beat, and he was about to speak,
Suddenly there was an exclamation from behind,
"Thank you for your time!"
Shi Chaochao's reaction was strong and quick. He grabbed Xie Shiyu's arm, rubbed his body up, and was ready to rush out of the shop door immediately.
"Don't worry."
Xie Shiyu didn't move her five fingers away, but patted her lightly with the other hand, indicating that Shichao looked behind her,
"They were watching the last episode of a variety show."
Seeing the familiar scene, Shi Zhaozhao breathed a sigh of relief, sat back in his seat resentfully, then moved his position little by little, pricking up his ears to eavesdrop on the conversation over there.
B: "What's wrong with Xie Shiyu! Why do you pay so much attention to my husband? Are you going to climb the wall?"
A: "Climb the wall, Xie Shiyu's house collapsed, what a movie star with a bright future, and he got mixed up with the bad artist Shi Chaochao,
I heard that these two have already obtained their certificates, and they have two children, who can now make soy sauce. "
"puff"
Shi Zhaochao's expression management almost got out of control!Another female voice joins the conversation:
"Fart! Your family is a bad artist, and Shi Chaochao is a mental patient. You can say that our family is in a bad state of mind, but you can't say that she broke the law."
"."
A: "It's outrageous, a green tea essence who tied up her husband by pulling and stepping on Song Mingyue, and pretended to be crazy to attract gimmicks, actually has fans."
C: [Oh, your mouth is so smelly, you just went to the toilet to eat shit!
Don't understand anything, just open your mouth and come here, your ancestors specially put hats on people, a bunch of feudal dross. 】
The voices of the two became louder and louder, and there was a faint urge to fight, and two voices came out from around,
"Okay, stop arguing! I declare that Chao Chao is the time scene."
"Shi Jing is a woolen thread, it's obviously Yang Zi's. Isn't it a good combination with no face and no brains?"
Shi Zhaozhao was startled,
Is this variety show so popular?
They discussed so intensely, if it wasn't for worrying about causing unnecessary trouble, Shi Chaochao would definitely stand in the crowd and yell,
Shi Zhaochao loves the God of Wealth the most in his life!
Single-minded, unswerving.
In the end, the quarrel ended with several people breaking up unhappy, and Wang Liu also came back at this time, accompanied by a girl who looked gentle and soft.
Just now, he said that a man can't lose to a woman, but now his voice is clamped enough to be comparable to a humming monster.
"Squad leader, you two are adults who bully me, and you know I'm not good at thinking,
What should I do if I am tricked by them to only have pants left?
You are so smart, please help me. "
"."
"."
"Just now, I was just talking about labor and capital, but now I'm starting to blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah."
"Sorry to talk about me, he. Isn't he the same way."
Still in the store now, Wang Liu also knew not to cause a sensation, so he didn't mention Xie Shiyu's name clearly.
"That makes a big difference."
Accompanied by Shi Chaochao's voice, Lin Linping's helpless eyes lit up instantly, and the light disappeared quickly.
Xie Shiyu raised his eyelids and glanced at her, without any emotion on his face.
Lin Lin inexplicably felt a chill on his back, hid behind Wang Liu, and said weakly: "Then I will help you once, and I must complete the [-]-word self-criticism tomorrow."
"Okay monitor, no problem monitor."
Shi Zhaozhao smiled, and pointedly said: "Suddenly think of a word, you can pet him, pet him until you have good fruit to eat later."
"You, a worker who has long lost sight of his eyes, what do you know?"
"She doesn't need to understand, but you remember to submit a [-]-word self-criticism tomorrow." Xie Shiyu said unhurriedly.
Shi Zhaochao nodded: "I'm not Ultraman, what kind of light do I need in my eyes?"
"Squad leader." Wang Liu tugged at Lin Lin's sleeve: "Look, look, these two couples are bullying me, a minor, what will I do if you don't come."
"They're a couple!"
Lin Lin's voice couldn't help but a little louder. After realizing her gaffe, she immediately lowered her volume and looked at Shi Chaochao tentatively: "Is it true?"
"When you get married, you can have two children who can play soy sauce."
Shi Chaochao was very playful, and found that Lin Lin's pupils were about to lose color, she immediately became serious: "No, we are just pure guests."
"Oh." Lin Lin nodded, and deliberately looked at Xie Shiyu. He obviously didn't have any emotions on his face, but he felt a chill.
Lin Lin leaned against Wang Liu again, not daring to speak again.
7 minutes later,
Five people came to the entrance of the secret room,
The staff put on blindfolds for them, and then took them to different places in groups of two.
After taking off the blindfold, Shi Chao looked at the surrounding decorations,
This is a very narrow room, the only light comes from a half-burned candle on the wall, and there are strange and cold sound effects around,
Coffins were placed one after another around, and a faint smell of blood wafted in the air.
There are three grotesque bronze statues standing directly in front of them, each holding different things in their hands, namely, a bloody dagger,
White gauze dyed red, and a book.
Xie Shiyu took the book down and flipped through it, only to find that there was only half of the book, and the second half was missing.
This book will definitely have a beginning and an end!
Probably just playing a few less variety shows than expected.
(You can’t fool people from the last one, and then continue to unfinished, hahahaha)
(End of this chapter)
"Oh, this is a serious store, not a special facility like a love hotel. This sign will be taken down soon."
Shi Zhaozhao still hesitated,
Although she and Xie Shiyu are innocent, if there are too many coincidences, the audience may really misunderstand.
"Thank you, Best Actor, or else."
Before she finished speaking, the man beside her had already stepped up the steps.
Instant epiphany from time to time,
No one is afraid of anyone, what are you afraid of!Even if you are told, you can still take advantage of the popularity and make a steady profit without losing money.
After successfully convincing herself, she also made a big stride to keep up with Xie Shiyu's pace,
It is not the peak season for tourism, and there are not many people in the store. Shi Zhaozhao followed Xie Shiyu to the innermost window seat,
They all wear masks and hats,
The customer didn't recognize them, and Shi Chaozhao finally settled down in suspense, and immediately scanned the QR code and ordered two ice creams, sticking to the behavior of eating and drinking for nothing.
The softness, sweetness and sweetness of the mango collide with the cream, and the entrance is full of satisfaction.
She smiled contentedly and rolled her eyes.
Xie Shiyu chuckled lightly: "It's just a cup of ordinary ice cream, as for being so happy."
"This is no ordinary ice cream, this is white whore ice cream,
In many cases, prostitution itself is a kind of happiness. "
Shi Zhaochao didn't feel guilty about stealing money from minors at all, and pushed Xie Shiyu's cup towards him: "This taste is delicious, and if you don't eat it for nothing, you won't eat it."
Facing those beautiful and playful eyes, Xie Shiyu's heart suddenly skipped a beat, and he was about to speak,
Suddenly there was an exclamation from behind,
"Thank you for your time!"
Shi Chaochao's reaction was strong and quick. He grabbed Xie Shiyu's arm, rubbed his body up, and was ready to rush out of the shop door immediately.
"Don't worry."
Xie Shiyu didn't move her five fingers away, but patted her lightly with the other hand, indicating that Shichao looked behind her,
"They were watching the last episode of a variety show."
Seeing the familiar scene, Shi Zhaozhao breathed a sigh of relief, sat back in his seat resentfully, then moved his position little by little, pricking up his ears to eavesdrop on the conversation over there.
B: "What's wrong with Xie Shiyu! Why do you pay so much attention to my husband? Are you going to climb the wall?"
A: "Climb the wall, Xie Shiyu's house collapsed, what a movie star with a bright future, and he got mixed up with the bad artist Shi Chaochao,
I heard that these two have already obtained their certificates, and they have two children, who can now make soy sauce. "
"puff"
Shi Zhaochao's expression management almost got out of control!Another female voice joins the conversation:
"Fart! Your family is a bad artist, and Shi Chaochao is a mental patient. You can say that our family is in a bad state of mind, but you can't say that she broke the law."
"."
A: "It's outrageous, a green tea essence who tied up her husband by pulling and stepping on Song Mingyue, and pretended to be crazy to attract gimmicks, actually has fans."
C: [Oh, your mouth is so smelly, you just went to the toilet to eat shit!
Don't understand anything, just open your mouth and come here, your ancestors specially put hats on people, a bunch of feudal dross. 】
The voices of the two became louder and louder, and there was a faint urge to fight, and two voices came out from around,
"Okay, stop arguing! I declare that Chao Chao is the time scene."
"Shi Jing is a woolen thread, it's obviously Yang Zi's. Isn't it a good combination with no face and no brains?"
Shi Zhaozhao was startled,
Is this variety show so popular?
They discussed so intensely, if it wasn't for worrying about causing unnecessary trouble, Shi Chaochao would definitely stand in the crowd and yell,
Shi Zhaochao loves the God of Wealth the most in his life!
Single-minded, unswerving.
In the end, the quarrel ended with several people breaking up unhappy, and Wang Liu also came back at this time, accompanied by a girl who looked gentle and soft.
Just now, he said that a man can't lose to a woman, but now his voice is clamped enough to be comparable to a humming monster.
"Squad leader, you two are adults who bully me, and you know I'm not good at thinking,
What should I do if I am tricked by them to only have pants left?
You are so smart, please help me. "
"."
"."
"Just now, I was just talking about labor and capital, but now I'm starting to blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah."
"Sorry to talk about me, he. Isn't he the same way."
Still in the store now, Wang Liu also knew not to cause a sensation, so he didn't mention Xie Shiyu's name clearly.
"That makes a big difference."
Accompanied by Shi Chaochao's voice, Lin Linping's helpless eyes lit up instantly, and the light disappeared quickly.
Xie Shiyu raised his eyelids and glanced at her, without any emotion on his face.
Lin Lin inexplicably felt a chill on his back, hid behind Wang Liu, and said weakly: "Then I will help you once, and I must complete the [-]-word self-criticism tomorrow."
"Okay monitor, no problem monitor."
Shi Zhaozhao smiled, and pointedly said: "Suddenly think of a word, you can pet him, pet him until you have good fruit to eat later."
"You, a worker who has long lost sight of his eyes, what do you know?"
"She doesn't need to understand, but you remember to submit a [-]-word self-criticism tomorrow." Xie Shiyu said unhurriedly.
Shi Zhaochao nodded: "I'm not Ultraman, what kind of light do I need in my eyes?"
"Squad leader." Wang Liu tugged at Lin Lin's sleeve: "Look, look, these two couples are bullying me, a minor, what will I do if you don't come."
"They're a couple!"
Lin Lin's voice couldn't help but a little louder. After realizing her gaffe, she immediately lowered her volume and looked at Shi Chaochao tentatively: "Is it true?"
"When you get married, you can have two children who can play soy sauce."
Shi Chaochao was very playful, and found that Lin Lin's pupils were about to lose color, she immediately became serious: "No, we are just pure guests."
"Oh." Lin Lin nodded, and deliberately looked at Xie Shiyu. He obviously didn't have any emotions on his face, but he felt a chill.
Lin Lin leaned against Wang Liu again, not daring to speak again.
7 minutes later,
Five people came to the entrance of the secret room,
The staff put on blindfolds for them, and then took them to different places in groups of two.
After taking off the blindfold, Shi Chao looked at the surrounding decorations,
This is a very narrow room, the only light comes from a half-burned candle on the wall, and there are strange and cold sound effects around,
Coffins were placed one after another around, and a faint smell of blood wafted in the air.
There are three grotesque bronze statues standing directly in front of them, each holding different things in their hands, namely, a bloody dagger,
White gauze dyed red, and a book.
Xie Shiyu took the book down and flipped through it, only to find that there was only half of the book, and the second half was missing.
This book will definitely have a beginning and an end!
Probably just playing a few less variety shows than expected.
(You can’t fool people from the last one, and then continue to unfinished, hahahaha)
(End of this chapter)
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