I was recruited by the motherland in the world of Xianxia
Chapter 291: Soothing the Irritated Stupid Bird
"Silly bird?" Hong Ge called out.
The stupid bird didn't pay attention. Instead, he turned around, pointed his butt at her, and then continued pecking at the tree. Are you so angry?
"Don't be angry, let's talk?"
It still ignored it, but the force of pecking at the tree was much smaller.
"You come down first and then talk!"
The silly bird remained silent.
"If you ignore me, then I'm leaving!" Hong Ge sighed and pretended to go back to the house.
The birds on the tree suddenly exploded, jumping back and squawking at her.
Quack quack quack quack...
"What are you talking about? Where did I get the other beasts? Aren't you the only one?" She had a black line on her head.
Quack quack quack quack...
"No! Look at which one of them has a contract? Isn't it just you?"
Quack quack quack quack...
"Of course you are important. How can they compare to you? Can you come down now?"
The silly bird then hesitantly jumped from the tree onto her shoulder, looking at her with doubtful eyes.
quack?
"Yes, yes, in my heart you are the cutest in the world." Hong Ge immediately responded.
Only then was the silly bird satisfied. He leaned over and rubbed her face, trying to coax her.
Hongge took the opportunity to start educating, "But you are really too impulsive today. How can you fight with them? They are all full-level monsters that can transform. What if you are injured?"
quack! (I’m not afraid, I’ll kill them sooner or later!)
In the silly bird's dictionary, there are only two kinds of beasts in the world, one is its little brother, and the other is its enemy that can be killed.
Hongge had a headache, thinking that it had advanced to the first level today, and now it was a ninth-level spiritual beast. Its cultivation had surpassed hers, and it was only one level behind those humanoid monsters. In addition, it was the king of beasts, so it really wanted to fight. , may not lose yet.
And when it reaches the tenth level, it will probably be the first to fight those monsters.
In order to avoid another near-group fight like today, Hongge immediately taught, "It's wrong for you to think like this? If you can win once, can you still complain about them every day? There are so many of them, you have to complain about them. when."
gah...
Sure enough, Silly Bird hesitated, and Hong Ge continued, "And they are all beasts in the sect now. You are the king of beasts. If you fight with them every day, will you eat the fruits or plant spiritual plants? Every person in the peak will Do you still want to take the spiritual field planting leader that is held once every three years?"
quack~~
The stupid bird was anxious. It had been planting the spiritual field for more than ten years, and it had already developed feelings. It had grown an ordinary spiritual field into a high-class spiritual field, and it was also the leader of the field. Naturally, it was not willing to turn it into a high-class spiritual field. Give up this title.
"So..." Hongge sighed, touched its head and said, "Rather than thinking about fighting and nagging them every day, farming is more important."
Quack quack! (But what if they want to rob you? You are my boss!)
"Then you accept them as your little brothers." Hong Ge said, "Don't your little brothers also call me boss?"
quack? (Can it still be like this?)
Silly bird opened up new ideas.
"Don't fight with them anymore, especially in groups. We are civilized beasts, and our claws can only be used on people outside the sect. They are already included beasts. You are the king of beasts, and you have the responsibility to take care of them." Hong Ge Continue to brainwash.
quack!
Silly Bird puffed up his chest and felt that the feathers on his chest were bright again.Hong Ge breathed a sigh of relief when he saw that he had coaxed it.It's just that stupid birds are easy to coax, but monsters and strong men are always a problem.They are now considered a group of high-risk elements. Although they are not bad in nature, they seriously lack common sense and, most importantly, have no moral concepts. Conflicts are inevitable.
This time I'm fighting with the spirit beasts, but next time I don't know who I'm going to fight with?Therefore, they must understand the rules of the world of immortality as soon as possible and integrate them into society, and they must be taught from scratch.
It's just that they are cultivating gods after all. Those in the sect who can suppress them don't have time to teach, and the disciples with low cultivation dare not teach.Moreover, Xuantian Sect does not have the kind of place where children can learn literacy and moral standards.
Hongge could only discuss this issue with the center, and then the center recommended someone to her.
Zhao Zhen was called back to Xuantian Sect again: "..."
No, is it really okay for him, who studies electronics and immortality technology, to suddenly switch careers to engage in education?Can he teach me something, ctrl+C and ctrl+V?
"Come on! They will be left to you, Comrade Zhao Zhen, you can do it!" Hongge patted him on the shoulder and encouraged, "There is no rush for anything else. The main thing is to teach them some basic moral concepts and common sense. Let’s strive to become three good monsters.”
"...Okay, Commander." Zhao Zhen smiled bitterly and took the job.
"Oh, right!" Hong Ge suddenly thought of something, turned around and took out a green bamboo from his storage bag and handed it over, "This is what the center told me to give to you."
"This...what is this?" Zhao Zhen took it blankly.
"I don't know either." Hongge really didn't know. She checked and found that it was indeed just an ordinary bamboo, not a magical weapon. "The experts from the center said that it might be helpful to your education work."
Zhao Zhen had no choice but to put it away, and the next day he non-stop participated in the enlightenment and ideological education of monsters.
For his safety, Hongge made a series of preparations. In addition to giving Zhao Zhen a bunch of defensive magic weapons and asking the junior uncle to impose several restrictions on the class venue, she also personally accompanied the monsters on two courses. Zakat.
It wasn't until the education work slowly got back on track and the strong men got used to it that she stopped staring here.
Hongge thought that these unruly monsters would cause trouble more or less, but what was unexpected was that they were extremely honest. When they came to Zhao Zhen, everyone looked respectful, and their attitude was even better than when they saw her.
She felt a little strange until she accidentally saw Zhao Zhen punishing students in class. He was holding a familiar bamboo in his hand, knocking on the podium as if it were a pointer, and said angrily, "Anyone who didn't finish their homework yesterday, stand up." !”
As soon as the words fell, the three monster beasts stood up.
Zhao Zhen's whip struck louder, "You haven't even finished your homework yet. Do you still act like a student? Recite the core values for me."
The next moment, the three of them bowed their heads obediently, trembling while carrying their arms in unison.
"Prosperity, democracy, civilization, harmony, freedom..."
"louder please!"
"Equality! Justice! Rule of law..."
Red Song: "..."
Well, this education is very popular, professional and blue-star!
But out of curiosity, he still asked the beast skin why they were so afraid of Zhao Zhen. He was obviously just a foundation-building monk.
Unexpectedly, Beast Skin replied with a frightened expression, "Boss, have you seen the magic weapon in Teacher Zhao's hand?"
"Magical weapon? That bamboo pointer?"
"Yes, yes!" the big man in animal skin said even more horrified, "We have discovered a long time ago that... there is the aura of ancient mythical beasts on it. It's so scary! We didn't dare to look up at him a few days ago. Only in the past few days have we Better." Teacher Zhao must be a powerful mythical beast in his original form.
"..." Ancient mythical beast?What the hell?
Didn’t the center say that it was a bamboo given by a demon cultivator named Meng San from the training academy?
That demon cultivator teacher...is a mythical beast? ! !
The stupid bird didn't pay attention. Instead, he turned around, pointed his butt at her, and then continued pecking at the tree. Are you so angry?
"Don't be angry, let's talk?"
It still ignored it, but the force of pecking at the tree was much smaller.
"You come down first and then talk!"
The silly bird remained silent.
"If you ignore me, then I'm leaving!" Hong Ge sighed and pretended to go back to the house.
The birds on the tree suddenly exploded, jumping back and squawking at her.
Quack quack quack quack...
"What are you talking about? Where did I get the other beasts? Aren't you the only one?" She had a black line on her head.
Quack quack quack quack...
"No! Look at which one of them has a contract? Isn't it just you?"
Quack quack quack quack...
"Of course you are important. How can they compare to you? Can you come down now?"
The silly bird then hesitantly jumped from the tree onto her shoulder, looking at her with doubtful eyes.
quack?
"Yes, yes, in my heart you are the cutest in the world." Hong Ge immediately responded.
Only then was the silly bird satisfied. He leaned over and rubbed her face, trying to coax her.
Hongge took the opportunity to start educating, "But you are really too impulsive today. How can you fight with them? They are all full-level monsters that can transform. What if you are injured?"
quack! (I’m not afraid, I’ll kill them sooner or later!)
In the silly bird's dictionary, there are only two kinds of beasts in the world, one is its little brother, and the other is its enemy that can be killed.
Hongge had a headache, thinking that it had advanced to the first level today, and now it was a ninth-level spiritual beast. Its cultivation had surpassed hers, and it was only one level behind those humanoid monsters. In addition, it was the king of beasts, so it really wanted to fight. , may not lose yet.
And when it reaches the tenth level, it will probably be the first to fight those monsters.
In order to avoid another near-group fight like today, Hongge immediately taught, "It's wrong for you to think like this? If you can win once, can you still complain about them every day? There are so many of them, you have to complain about them. when."
gah...
Sure enough, Silly Bird hesitated, and Hong Ge continued, "And they are all beasts in the sect now. You are the king of beasts. If you fight with them every day, will you eat the fruits or plant spiritual plants? Every person in the peak will Do you still want to take the spiritual field planting leader that is held once every three years?"
quack~~
The stupid bird was anxious. It had been planting the spiritual field for more than ten years, and it had already developed feelings. It had grown an ordinary spiritual field into a high-class spiritual field, and it was also the leader of the field. Naturally, it was not willing to turn it into a high-class spiritual field. Give up this title.
"So..." Hongge sighed, touched its head and said, "Rather than thinking about fighting and nagging them every day, farming is more important."
Quack quack! (But what if they want to rob you? You are my boss!)
"Then you accept them as your little brothers." Hong Ge said, "Don't your little brothers also call me boss?"
quack? (Can it still be like this?)
Silly bird opened up new ideas.
"Don't fight with them anymore, especially in groups. We are civilized beasts, and our claws can only be used on people outside the sect. They are already included beasts. You are the king of beasts, and you have the responsibility to take care of them." Hong Ge Continue to brainwash.
quack!
Silly Bird puffed up his chest and felt that the feathers on his chest were bright again.Hong Ge breathed a sigh of relief when he saw that he had coaxed it.It's just that stupid birds are easy to coax, but monsters and strong men are always a problem.They are now considered a group of high-risk elements. Although they are not bad in nature, they seriously lack common sense and, most importantly, have no moral concepts. Conflicts are inevitable.
This time I'm fighting with the spirit beasts, but next time I don't know who I'm going to fight with?Therefore, they must understand the rules of the world of immortality as soon as possible and integrate them into society, and they must be taught from scratch.
It's just that they are cultivating gods after all. Those in the sect who can suppress them don't have time to teach, and the disciples with low cultivation dare not teach.Moreover, Xuantian Sect does not have the kind of place where children can learn literacy and moral standards.
Hongge could only discuss this issue with the center, and then the center recommended someone to her.
Zhao Zhen was called back to Xuantian Sect again: "..."
No, is it really okay for him, who studies electronics and immortality technology, to suddenly switch careers to engage in education?Can he teach me something, ctrl+C and ctrl+V?
"Come on! They will be left to you, Comrade Zhao Zhen, you can do it!" Hongge patted him on the shoulder and encouraged, "There is no rush for anything else. The main thing is to teach them some basic moral concepts and common sense. Let’s strive to become three good monsters.”
"...Okay, Commander." Zhao Zhen smiled bitterly and took the job.
"Oh, right!" Hong Ge suddenly thought of something, turned around and took out a green bamboo from his storage bag and handed it over, "This is what the center told me to give to you."
"This...what is this?" Zhao Zhen took it blankly.
"I don't know either." Hongge really didn't know. She checked and found that it was indeed just an ordinary bamboo, not a magical weapon. "The experts from the center said that it might be helpful to your education work."
Zhao Zhen had no choice but to put it away, and the next day he non-stop participated in the enlightenment and ideological education of monsters.
For his safety, Hongge made a series of preparations. In addition to giving Zhao Zhen a bunch of defensive magic weapons and asking the junior uncle to impose several restrictions on the class venue, she also personally accompanied the monsters on two courses. Zakat.
It wasn't until the education work slowly got back on track and the strong men got used to it that she stopped staring here.
Hongge thought that these unruly monsters would cause trouble more or less, but what was unexpected was that they were extremely honest. When they came to Zhao Zhen, everyone looked respectful, and their attitude was even better than when they saw her.
She felt a little strange until she accidentally saw Zhao Zhen punishing students in class. He was holding a familiar bamboo in his hand, knocking on the podium as if it were a pointer, and said angrily, "Anyone who didn't finish their homework yesterday, stand up." !”
As soon as the words fell, the three monster beasts stood up.
Zhao Zhen's whip struck louder, "You haven't even finished your homework yet. Do you still act like a student? Recite the core values for me."
The next moment, the three of them bowed their heads obediently, trembling while carrying their arms in unison.
"Prosperity, democracy, civilization, harmony, freedom..."
"louder please!"
"Equality! Justice! Rule of law..."
Red Song: "..."
Well, this education is very popular, professional and blue-star!
But out of curiosity, he still asked the beast skin why they were so afraid of Zhao Zhen. He was obviously just a foundation-building monk.
Unexpectedly, Beast Skin replied with a frightened expression, "Boss, have you seen the magic weapon in Teacher Zhao's hand?"
"Magical weapon? That bamboo pointer?"
"Yes, yes!" the big man in animal skin said even more horrified, "We have discovered a long time ago that... there is the aura of ancient mythical beasts on it. It's so scary! We didn't dare to look up at him a few days ago. Only in the past few days have we Better." Teacher Zhao must be a powerful mythical beast in his original form.
"..." Ancient mythical beast?What the hell?
Didn’t the center say that it was a bamboo given by a demon cultivator named Meng San from the training academy?
That demon cultivator teacher...is a mythical beast? ! !
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