Saying XX lines makes me rich
Chapter 130
Every year, the national unified activity day, in addition to various traditional holidays, must also add a college entrance examination day.
After the results of the college entrance examination came out, many social people who had graduated early couldn't help speaking online, saying that they didn't know why they also became nervous and excited.
#列入DNA的高考# This topic rushed directly to the hot search, and there is absolutely no capital to use money to pile up the popularity. It can be seen how popular the full-name movement of the college entrance examination is. It is said to be a super top stream and a classic traffic code Not too much.
On this day, there was a lot of news about the college entrance examination on the Internet. A video with the hashtag #燕府单元749# appeared on the social network of a small Internet celebrity named "My history teacher is bald before he is old". on the platform.
The short video released by this video blogger mainly focuses on the daily life of her old Teacher Wang and Teacher Xiao Wang. Because the main theme is warm and a bit skinny, it has already gained [-] to [-] fans after half a year of operation.
The way this short video appears is very ordinary, but the label it carries is destined to be by no means an ordinary short video.
In the short video, the camera is still aimed at the blogger, who is a little handsome, but has a bit of a brain circuit, Mr. Xiao Wang. I saw Mr. Wang standing beside the sofa in the living room like a statue with a pair of black eyes. .
The time passed by second by second, and Teacher Xiao Wang didn't move at all. There was a text narration next to it indicating that this scene was not a still shot. By the way, there was also an anime version of the wall clock next to it, counting down from second to second, telling the short video viewers that this is Teacher Xiao Wang Waiting for the telephone channel for checking the results of the college entrance examination at nine o'clock.
Finally, the second hand and the minute hand coincided at 12, and I saw Mr. Wang, who was still a statue just now, stared wide-eyed, and his whole body was still motionless. Only his fingers quickly pressed the phone number he had dialed earlier, and the time error was absolutely kept at 0.00001. Within [-] second, it is so fast that people suspect that the finger movement at that moment is just an illusion.
However, the successfully connected call proved that it was not an illusion.
Perhaps because he was worried that his ears could not hear clearly, Teacher Xiao Wang chose to play the sound outside, so the video viewers could clearly hear the prompt sound coming from inside.
Teacher Xiao Wang once again showed his superior hand speed. He entered the test number of the candidate he wanted to inquire according to the prompt within a few clicks. He did not hesitate at all, and he did not know that he had memorized hundreds of Go through the student's test number.
Just when the audience wondered whether Teacher Xiao Wang was so nervous because there were candidates at home, the blogger who understood the mentality of netizens wrote a narration, saying that there were only retired Lao Wang, Xiao Wang who was working, and Xiao Wang who was about to lose his job after graduating from university. The blogger Xiao Wang himself has no candidates.
But soon, the video viewers had no energy to think about it, because they clearly heard the score broadcast from the other side of the phone: 749 points!
Many netizens couldn't sit still after seeing this, and couldn't help but leave a message in the comment area before watching the video:
[If I remember correctly, the blogger is Yan Sheng?Isn't Yan Province's full score in the college entrance examination 750?Come on someone and wake me up! ! ! 】
[Kick the buttocks in the front row, no thanks!And indeed I remember correctly!Whose college entrance examination scores did Mr. Wang check?All I can say is awesome! 】
[No, this is a funny vlog recorded by the blogger, right?Catch the heat of the top-ranking college entrance examination? 】
The short video is still going on.
Teacher Xiao Wang in the video froze there at first, and then took a deep breath when the voice automatically hung up, and jumped up and down a few times on the spot flushed with excitement, and then made another call with shaking hands.
In the screen, the narration text reappeared, and the animation version of the arrow poked on Teacher Xiao Wang's head, and reminded: High energy ahead, please prick up your ears.
As a result, the audience's attention was temporarily shifted from the 749 points that shocked the [-]th generation of ancestors to Teacher Xiao Wang's next actions.
In the video, Teacher Xiao Wang waited for the phone to be connected, and immediately notified the other party loudly: "Er Yu!!! You are such a sweet baby! 749 points! The provincial number one!!!!"
Because he was so excited, Teacher Xiao Wang couldn't hold the phone to his ear to talk on the phone at all, so he chose to play the voice, which can be regarded as an indirect benefit to the audience of this short video.
Everyone was stunned, and then admired.
It turns out that such an awesome candidate is really a student taught by Teacher Xiao Wang?
Just when they were full of admiration and lying, the audience heard a voice that could not be described in words for a short time from the other side of the phone.
That's the kind of tone that is skinny and arrogant, and a bit funny like leading an elder.
The other party didn't feel surprised by his own results at all. Instead, he paid attention to Teacher Xiao Wang's hand speed problem, and then the teacher and the student pretended to be aggressive online through the phone. The audience couldn't help laughing Sprayed.
This said, absolutely should not, I should not have left the examination room early without checking the test papers.
The one said, ah, yes, yes, you have to learn your lesson, don't look at the loss of just one point, in fact, it is a chance to break the historical record of Yan Province's college entrance examination.
This also said that thanks to the teacher's continuous teaching, the students are deeply impressed by their internal organs, and they dare not forget to die young and walk on the road to Huangquan 500 years later.
That one also said, don’t think that I don’t know how to teach this idiom when I teach history, so I don’t need to remember the internal organs. Are you a king in 500 years?Then Pierce asked again, can the celebration party be held?
In short, this pair of teachers and students is genuine, awkward and funny, and the audience left a lot of "hahahaha" in the comment area. The real laughter is so loud that people can see it.
While exulting, the news about the 749 points of the college entrance examination of the fresh graduates in Yan Province also quickly spread to other corners of the whole network, quickly attracting countless netizens who came to watch.
Thanks to the omniscient netizens this year, news spread that the top scorer of Yan Province's liberal arts college entrance examination with a score of 749 was the younger sister of the Internet celebrity, the God of Wealth.On Weibo, Chu Qingyu didn't hide her secrets, and generously posted the content of her text message to check the results of the college entrance examination, confirming that the news is true.
So netizens who paid attention to the college entrance examination score of 749 gathered here from all directions.
[The front row pays homage to the god of the college entrance examination! 】
[Amen Jesus Tathagata Buddha Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva, God of the college entrance examination, please bless me to get a three-digit 7 in the college entrance examination next year [hands together]]
[I'm really old now, I just went to ask the short video blogger at the beginning, the score of Sister Fortuna is directly naked]
[Hahaha Guidance Dou Le short video@我家史史教师不老先阴头The conversation between the sister of God of Fortune and her head teacher in the short video is really laughable hahaha]
[So if you like to play and love waves, you are not 100% a scumbag. If you learn it, it is useless, so I will save it and forward it to my family group [狗头]]
[@富贵花开妈!Come and see!Here is a super invincible college bully who is naughty, rough, playful and troublesome! 】
[Hehe, where are the prophets who used to go out to play because their sister finished the college entrance examination, and thought that her sister was a scum? 】
【@戴就我对来了,Look at who this scumbag is, he only got 749 points in the test~[按鼻]]
One day passed, and the interest of the netizens in heated discussions did not diminish at all, until Chu Qingyu posted a new Weibo, expressing that he was happy today and would hold another tens of millions of dollars in the lottery draw for everyone.
[Island owner Yu V: I lost a point, lost my share, worry.Why worry?Only Kong Fang, thinking that it is better to be happy alone than to be happy with others, so he sent tens of millions of cash, who wants it? 】
The hundreds of thousands of sailors who had already waited for the sister of the God of Wealth to show off their majesty until the flowers all withered were shocked, stretched out their hands, and pressed the keys!
【I! ! ! 】
【Boss, do you think my kneeling posture is beautiful? 】
[Boss, please let me share your worries! ! ! 】
[Brother Kong Fang, come to my arms quickly! 】
At the same time, Chu Qingyu's Nongjiale Agricultural Products Company, Wangting Palace, Xinxin Film and Television Entertainment, and the newly opened Adventure Theme Park all posted blogs saying that they would keep up with the big boss and hold a limited-time lottery event on the official website. Netizens are welcome to participate actively. participate.
In the end, even Dayin Xisheng Law Firm joined in the fun, saying that they would hold a lottery together.
This amused the netizens who followed the official blog of Dayin Xisheng.
【Da Yin, what can you get as a prize? 】
[Da Yin, good boy, just go back and help the old, the weak, the sick and the disabled to file a lawsuit, let's not get involved in this matter]
Dayin Xisheng official Bopi expressed dissatisfaction, and commented back: "We can use gold medal lawyers to draw a lottery!" Later, they also posted work ID photos of several talented gold medal lawyers in their law firm, which is very proud!
Now that a law firm like Dayin Xisheng has joined in the fun, the official blog of the Peace of Mind Helping Medical Charity Foundation, which was originally as quiet as a chicken, is also weakly bubbling: "Then, let's set up one too?"
Netizens: "."
You are a charitable foundation that sends warmth to people in need, what kind of sweepstakes can you do?Is it possible to have a flag-style queue jumping opportunity to pre-book "online help for family members who are seriously ill and have no money for treatment"?
An enthusiastic netizen reminded the official blog like an old mother: [Xinxin, don’t be skinny, be careful to be beaten]
An Xin Aid Medical Foundation official blog subcutaneous: QAQ
Why can brothers and sisters do it, but I can't?
Thank you guys for your comments, encouragement and monthly ticket recommendation ticket support. I have read them all. The data in this article is too bad haha, but I like to read comments. If there are many book reviews, I will be energetic.
I will try my best to keep in a good state and continue to write, thank you for your encouragement and support, more heartfelt
PS: go to bed early, good night
After the results of the college entrance examination came out, many social people who had graduated early couldn't help speaking online, saying that they didn't know why they also became nervous and excited.
#列入DNA的高考# This topic rushed directly to the hot search, and there is absolutely no capital to use money to pile up the popularity. It can be seen how popular the full-name movement of the college entrance examination is. It is said to be a super top stream and a classic traffic code Not too much.
On this day, there was a lot of news about the college entrance examination on the Internet. A video with the hashtag #燕府单元749# appeared on the social network of a small Internet celebrity named "My history teacher is bald before he is old". on the platform.
The short video released by this video blogger mainly focuses on the daily life of her old Teacher Wang and Teacher Xiao Wang. Because the main theme is warm and a bit skinny, it has already gained [-] to [-] fans after half a year of operation.
The way this short video appears is very ordinary, but the label it carries is destined to be by no means an ordinary short video.
In the short video, the camera is still aimed at the blogger, who is a little handsome, but has a bit of a brain circuit, Mr. Xiao Wang. I saw Mr. Wang standing beside the sofa in the living room like a statue with a pair of black eyes. .
The time passed by second by second, and Teacher Xiao Wang didn't move at all. There was a text narration next to it indicating that this scene was not a still shot. By the way, there was also an anime version of the wall clock next to it, counting down from second to second, telling the short video viewers that this is Teacher Xiao Wang Waiting for the telephone channel for checking the results of the college entrance examination at nine o'clock.
Finally, the second hand and the minute hand coincided at 12, and I saw Mr. Wang, who was still a statue just now, stared wide-eyed, and his whole body was still motionless. Only his fingers quickly pressed the phone number he had dialed earlier, and the time error was absolutely kept at 0.00001. Within [-] second, it is so fast that people suspect that the finger movement at that moment is just an illusion.
However, the successfully connected call proved that it was not an illusion.
Perhaps because he was worried that his ears could not hear clearly, Teacher Xiao Wang chose to play the sound outside, so the video viewers could clearly hear the prompt sound coming from inside.
Teacher Xiao Wang once again showed his superior hand speed. He entered the test number of the candidate he wanted to inquire according to the prompt within a few clicks. He did not hesitate at all, and he did not know that he had memorized hundreds of Go through the student's test number.
Just when the audience wondered whether Teacher Xiao Wang was so nervous because there were candidates at home, the blogger who understood the mentality of netizens wrote a narration, saying that there were only retired Lao Wang, Xiao Wang who was working, and Xiao Wang who was about to lose his job after graduating from university. The blogger Xiao Wang himself has no candidates.
But soon, the video viewers had no energy to think about it, because they clearly heard the score broadcast from the other side of the phone: 749 points!
Many netizens couldn't sit still after seeing this, and couldn't help but leave a message in the comment area before watching the video:
[If I remember correctly, the blogger is Yan Sheng?Isn't Yan Province's full score in the college entrance examination 750?Come on someone and wake me up! ! ! 】
[Kick the buttocks in the front row, no thanks!And indeed I remember correctly!Whose college entrance examination scores did Mr. Wang check?All I can say is awesome! 】
[No, this is a funny vlog recorded by the blogger, right?Catch the heat of the top-ranking college entrance examination? 】
The short video is still going on.
Teacher Xiao Wang in the video froze there at first, and then took a deep breath when the voice automatically hung up, and jumped up and down a few times on the spot flushed with excitement, and then made another call with shaking hands.
In the screen, the narration text reappeared, and the animation version of the arrow poked on Teacher Xiao Wang's head, and reminded: High energy ahead, please prick up your ears.
As a result, the audience's attention was temporarily shifted from the 749 points that shocked the [-]th generation of ancestors to Teacher Xiao Wang's next actions.
In the video, Teacher Xiao Wang waited for the phone to be connected, and immediately notified the other party loudly: "Er Yu!!! You are such a sweet baby! 749 points! The provincial number one!!!!"
Because he was so excited, Teacher Xiao Wang couldn't hold the phone to his ear to talk on the phone at all, so he chose to play the voice, which can be regarded as an indirect benefit to the audience of this short video.
Everyone was stunned, and then admired.
It turns out that such an awesome candidate is really a student taught by Teacher Xiao Wang?
Just when they were full of admiration and lying, the audience heard a voice that could not be described in words for a short time from the other side of the phone.
That's the kind of tone that is skinny and arrogant, and a bit funny like leading an elder.
The other party didn't feel surprised by his own results at all. Instead, he paid attention to Teacher Xiao Wang's hand speed problem, and then the teacher and the student pretended to be aggressive online through the phone. The audience couldn't help laughing Sprayed.
This said, absolutely should not, I should not have left the examination room early without checking the test papers.
The one said, ah, yes, yes, you have to learn your lesson, don't look at the loss of just one point, in fact, it is a chance to break the historical record of Yan Province's college entrance examination.
This also said that thanks to the teacher's continuous teaching, the students are deeply impressed by their internal organs, and they dare not forget to die young and walk on the road to Huangquan 500 years later.
That one also said, don’t think that I don’t know how to teach this idiom when I teach history, so I don’t need to remember the internal organs. Are you a king in 500 years?Then Pierce asked again, can the celebration party be held?
In short, this pair of teachers and students is genuine, awkward and funny, and the audience left a lot of "hahahaha" in the comment area. The real laughter is so loud that people can see it.
While exulting, the news about the 749 points of the college entrance examination of the fresh graduates in Yan Province also quickly spread to other corners of the whole network, quickly attracting countless netizens who came to watch.
Thanks to the omniscient netizens this year, news spread that the top scorer of Yan Province's liberal arts college entrance examination with a score of 749 was the younger sister of the Internet celebrity, the God of Wealth.On Weibo, Chu Qingyu didn't hide her secrets, and generously posted the content of her text message to check the results of the college entrance examination, confirming that the news is true.
So netizens who paid attention to the college entrance examination score of 749 gathered here from all directions.
[The front row pays homage to the god of the college entrance examination! 】
[Amen Jesus Tathagata Buddha Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva, God of the college entrance examination, please bless me to get a three-digit 7 in the college entrance examination next year [hands together]]
[I'm really old now, I just went to ask the short video blogger at the beginning, the score of Sister Fortuna is directly naked]
[Hahaha Guidance Dou Le short video@我家史史教师不老先阴头The conversation between the sister of God of Fortune and her head teacher in the short video is really laughable hahaha]
[So if you like to play and love waves, you are not 100% a scumbag. If you learn it, it is useless, so I will save it and forward it to my family group [狗头]]
[@富贵花开妈!Come and see!Here is a super invincible college bully who is naughty, rough, playful and troublesome! 】
[Hehe, where are the prophets who used to go out to play because their sister finished the college entrance examination, and thought that her sister was a scum? 】
【@戴就我对来了,Look at who this scumbag is, he only got 749 points in the test~[按鼻]]
One day passed, and the interest of the netizens in heated discussions did not diminish at all, until Chu Qingyu posted a new Weibo, expressing that he was happy today and would hold another tens of millions of dollars in the lottery draw for everyone.
[Island owner Yu V: I lost a point, lost my share, worry.Why worry?Only Kong Fang, thinking that it is better to be happy alone than to be happy with others, so he sent tens of millions of cash, who wants it? 】
The hundreds of thousands of sailors who had already waited for the sister of the God of Wealth to show off their majesty until the flowers all withered were shocked, stretched out their hands, and pressed the keys!
【I! ! ! 】
【Boss, do you think my kneeling posture is beautiful? 】
[Boss, please let me share your worries! ! ! 】
[Brother Kong Fang, come to my arms quickly! 】
At the same time, Chu Qingyu's Nongjiale Agricultural Products Company, Wangting Palace, Xinxin Film and Television Entertainment, and the newly opened Adventure Theme Park all posted blogs saying that they would keep up with the big boss and hold a limited-time lottery event on the official website. Netizens are welcome to participate actively. participate.
In the end, even Dayin Xisheng Law Firm joined in the fun, saying that they would hold a lottery together.
This amused the netizens who followed the official blog of Dayin Xisheng.
【Da Yin, what can you get as a prize? 】
[Da Yin, good boy, just go back and help the old, the weak, the sick and the disabled to file a lawsuit, let's not get involved in this matter]
Dayin Xisheng official Bopi expressed dissatisfaction, and commented back: "We can use gold medal lawyers to draw a lottery!" Later, they also posted work ID photos of several talented gold medal lawyers in their law firm, which is very proud!
Now that a law firm like Dayin Xisheng has joined in the fun, the official blog of the Peace of Mind Helping Medical Charity Foundation, which was originally as quiet as a chicken, is also weakly bubbling: "Then, let's set up one too?"
Netizens: "."
You are a charitable foundation that sends warmth to people in need, what kind of sweepstakes can you do?Is it possible to have a flag-style queue jumping opportunity to pre-book "online help for family members who are seriously ill and have no money for treatment"?
An enthusiastic netizen reminded the official blog like an old mother: [Xinxin, don’t be skinny, be careful to be beaten]
An Xin Aid Medical Foundation official blog subcutaneous: QAQ
Why can brothers and sisters do it, but I can't?
Thank you guys for your comments, encouragement and monthly ticket recommendation ticket support. I have read them all. The data in this article is too bad haha, but I like to read comments. If there are many book reviews, I will be energetic.
I will try my best to keep in a good state and continue to write, thank you for your encouragement and support, more heartfelt
PS: go to bed early, good night
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