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Chapter 163 Camping at Spirit Mountain

Chapter 163 Camping at Spirit Mountain
Zhou Qing's actions were as vigorous and menacing as when she brought her sisters to kick Chu Qingyu's bedroom door. She just got Chu Qingyu's nod with her front foot, and Chu Qingyu and the others were still on the bus going to the club campsite with her back foot. Just a quick swipe out of the phone, and I saw the post on the top of the campus website with a small flame tail.

"Inventory of the weird scumbags around me"

[It is well known that art comes from life, and the strange things in reality are often strange. Now let the landlord take brothers and sisters to take stock of the strange and scumbags around him.】

It can be seen that the copywriting of this post should be that Zhou Qing spent money to hire professionals to write it, and it is not just about her ex-boyfriend's series of scumbags.

After all, people’s ability to empathize is limited. Even Mr. Lu Xun said that the joys and sorrows of human beings are not interlinked. Blindly accusing will only make people feel noisy, and many people will even directly stand in a strange perspective and turn to the victim. The critics are critical and implement the "criminal theory of the victim".

But from another point of view, assuming that you are just an inventor from the perspective of God, and calmly put Jin Bo's scumbag behavior into the ranks of many weird scumbags in a teasing and amusing way, the probability of subsequent expansion will obviously be significantly increased.

Even if it is done properly, it can be directly molded into a new Internet celebrity stalk, so that it will be labeled as a "scumbag" and passed on. In the future, Internet celebrity archeology can also be dug out at any time.

It can be said that it has achieved a true "lifelong fame".

Sure enough, after roughly reading the inventory of the strange scumbags, the host also thoughtfully attached the source of the scumbag prototype after each inventory.

This move greatly stimulated the enthusiasm of the melon-eating netizens to chat with each other in person, and almost every weird scumbag in the follow-up posts was pointed out.

[I went to this cowbill, and my girlfriend came back from vacation and found that the scumbag has a new partner. She proposed to break up with the scumbag but disagreed, and instead pulled the two girlfriends into a group for them to debate?Hahahaha I laughed so hard, how did this man's brain grow? 】

[Before watching: It's just a scumbag, how weird can it be?After watching: Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck! 】

[I seem to have learned something, but I seem to have learned nothing [doge]]

[I declare that the third scumbag, Kim Mou-deok, is not worthy, he is just a stingy guy + riding a donkey to find a horse, and he is not worthy of being ranked third among the weird scumbags]

[Nine hundred and ninety-nine stars QAQ's dead black history suddenly revived and attacked me, dreaming back to junior high school and staying up all night to break the stars, each star wrote a sentence of confession to him, but he threw it in the trash can]

As far as the degree of discussion in the comment area is concerned, Zhou Qing's ex-boyfriend Jin Bo seems a bit too ordinary, but it doesn't matter, as long as this inventory post can be expanded and reposted, and it becomes popular, other colleagues will always let him lie down.

Chu Qingyu considered herself to be a soft-hearted, kind and helpful passer-by, so after reading the post, she forwarded it to Special Assistant Lin who was far away in Jiang City, and left a message: "Let Xinxin buy the hot search list It’s time to put this in as well.”

As always, Special Assistant Lin didn't question a word, but quickly replied: "Got it, arrange it immediately."

Losing interest in the follow-up, Chu Qingyu quit the post and went to Weibo to watch sand sculpture videos, and left "hahahaha" and "hahahahahaha" all the way with her sister's vest, leaving the netizens who followed her speechless for another round And chased and shouted all the way: [Boss, you haven't posted on Weibo for three months!The donkeys in the production team dare not rest like this! 】

It's a pity that Chu Qingyu has always adhered to the "true hero never looks back", so he doesn't know anything about it for the time being.

Not long after, Zhaoran, who was sitting behind her, suddenly stretched out a finger from the gap between the two seats of the bus, poked hard at Chu Qingyu and Hongyan who were sitting side by side in front, and at the same time yelled loudly: "Hey, hey, look! Is it a hot search? I went to that sister to hide her secrets! She actually bought the post of the strange scumbag on the hot search, and it’s the kind of the whole network!"

When the other people in the car heard it, they lowered their heads curiously to check the trending search, and they saw the reposting and expansion of that post.

This "weird scumbag" was the first to become popular in the campus forums of several universities near them, and now it suddenly appeared on the Internet's hot searches, and everyone suddenly felt a burst of excitement for no reason.

Some people just eat melons, and some people can't help being "one-handed melon insiders" for the first time, and plunge into the comment area under the hot search, expressing their desire to talk about the "insider" they know.

About this is called immersive eating melon.

Because there were melons to eat, everyone was very quiet in the first half of the journey. It was not until the vice president of the astronomical club began to organize the members to sing and tell jokes together in the second half, and then pulled everyone's attention back from the Internet.

There are not many members in the astronomy club. On the one hand, it is because the interests are unpopular and impractical, and on the other hand, the basic equipment for entry is too expensive.

Although public equipment can be used, so many people use it together, coupled with the sensitive mentality of "others have it, I don't have it", many freshmen joined out of curiosity, and left soon.

Of course, many of those who left were because, as medical students, their studies were not light.

At present, according to a senior sister in the club, there are a total of more than [-] people in their club. Excluding the "zombie members" who hardly appear in the seniors and fifths, there are only about [-] active members on a daily basis.

There were only twelve people participating in the camping activity of the club this time. Excluding Chu Qingyu and two other freshmen who also joined the club, there were only seven veteran club members.

But losing is not losing. As a well-known concentration camp for local tyrants, the astronomical club is also full of ostentation this trip.Even if there were only twelve people, they still booked a bus with a separate toilet or a small rest room.

In addition, there are special drivers and two safety instructors who are responsible for taking care of the logistics services that everyone needs when camping.The president is a pure astronomy enthusiast who wears glasses and has a somewhat shy temper. He just entered his junior year this year, and his family has money. The club's expenses basically don't need to go out to solicit sponsors, and the president directly takes care of it.

The vice-president is the president's girlfriend, who is mainly responsible for internal management and external recruitment, and can be regarded as the real manager of the club.The other seven seniors are mostly sophomores and juniors, and everyone is very kind to the newcomers.

The campsite they chose this time is in Lingshan, which is known as the "first peak" in the capital, and it is also the best choice for many astronomy enthusiasts to stargazing in the wild.

Although it is to see the stars and increase the members' interest in astronomy, mountain climbing is also an important part.The bus pulled everyone to the foot of the mountain and went directly to the dedicated open-air parking lot.

The supplies here will be transported up by the driver and the safety instructor alone, and Chu Qingyu and the others are responsible for carrying their lightest backpack, with a little energy-supplementing chocolate bar and drinking water in the bag, and they can set off lightly.

At the beginning of the mountain climbing, everyone was in high spirits, and they could sing a song or chase and fight along the way.

An hour later, the 12-member team was gradually pulled into a vertical "1" formation, with the Huchi Huchi in front climbing up, and the Huchi Huchi behind trying to chase.

Two hours later, the team turned into a formation of candied haws, holding each other in twos and threes, and they had no energy to talk and laugh at all.

three hours later.
Chu Qingyu put Zhaoran and Hongyan on one arm, who wanted to spread themselves on the bluestone steps at their feet, climbed up for a while, and when he saw a stone that was pleasing to the eye, he placed the two of them on it, then turned around and looked down with his hips akimbo As if zombies were toddling in the other nine.

"Help, help, I can't do it."

"President, I'm sorry, woo woo woo, I shouldn't have refused to take the car up the mountain directly."

The president, who was also so tired that his eyes were full of gold stars, had no energy to speak. He pulled his girlfriend to raise his head with difficulty, and looked at the three freshman girls who had gone a long way in front of him, and infinite self-doubt arose in his heart.

——Are all the junior girls so powerful now?Or is my physical strength too bad?
(End of this chapter)

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