Saying XX lines makes me rich

Although Mr. Gundro's short composition tweet is a bit embarrassing, as grasshoppers on the same rope, there are many well-known artists or celebrities who are scheduled to perform on the stage, but they still bite the bullet and want to go crazy with one hand. With his toes digging into the ground, he sent a series of words of support to Gundro on his social account.

No matter how ordinary people with normal views feel in their hearts and have wrinkles on their faces after seeing these famous figures collectively committing skin disease speeches.

Wherever there are people, there will be fights. If there is a wind that wants to blow to the left, there must be clouds that want to blow to the right.

They say the people who know you best are not your friends, but your enemies.

As soon as Mr. Gundro's die-hard fans saw his behavior, they knew that this guy had taken money to help his master cause trouble on the Internet again.

In addition to surfing the Internet for work, Cui Siwen, an international first-class trolling expert who strives to be a trendsetter on the Internet, adheres to the rule of thumb that if she doesn't understand the purpose of her enemy, then do the opposite to him first, and immediately without hesitation, she doesn't need to do anything. I opened the document to write a manuscript, improvised on the spot, and wrote an online interpretation of Gundro's essay "English to English" in one breath.

The writing style throughout the article is smooth, the feelings are sincere, the words are simple, the descriptions are vivid, and the author's thoughts and feelings are concretely and vividly expressed.

Except for one thing, the amount of "silly" is a bit excessive, everything else is good, and it is definitely suitable for all ages.

Regardless of his own performance, the gangster experts went around swaying people and mobilizing fellow gangsters who had similar feelings to him to join in the action. "I have a hunch that this will be a great online battle!"

Of course, this is just one of the exaggerated remarks made by Cui Siwen, the gong expert. In fact, they are just a group of keyboard warriors who enjoy insulting people online, and they are not very great.

Whether it was simply to gain traffic or simply to eat too much and have nothing to do, an online scolding war started out of nowhere.

Otherwise, everyone would say that this year’s netizens are Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, and there must be phoenix chicks around Crouching Dragon.

Within almost half an hour, “rebels” emerged from the seemingly one-sided online voice. These marketing accounts either used serious analytical language, or used a teasing and mocking tone to settle old scores with rivals, or Or from the perspective of an innocent passerby, he fully expressed his confusion about the confusing speeches of these entrepreneurs, and by the way, he had a "little" doubt about the sinister intentions of these entrepreneurs.

Unsurprisingly, one certain well-known cyber keyboard warrior is an absolute standout.

The name of this person is "Cui Siwen, an expert in bullying" who is a well-known bullying expert on Twitter. He is famous for criticizing people. Every day he is either criticizing people or on the way to criticizing others. He treats everyone equally and shoots at all the people he wants to criticize without distinction.

Many netizens like to watch him quarrel with others.

He was also very busy this time. After quarreling with Gundro who spoke first, he continued to quarrel with the next scholar without stopping. He quarreled more than 20 people in one breath. Netizens who followed him jokingly called him a person. Beat up a group of people and set a new personal record.

The foreign students and overseas workers in Xia who were so angry at the shameless remarks of Gundro and his many younger brothers immediately turned their anger into laughter, and also flocked to the social account of this conspicuous bag, showing no signs of support. No weaker than those idiot fans of Gundro.

Being scolded like this, Gundro is not a good-tempered person, so he quickly responded positively on his social account: [I would like to advise some clowns here, this is a place to discuss serious topics about the future of mankind, please Don't act recklessly, otherwise I will give you a painful blow! 】

Cui Siwen, the gong expert, took a look and said, oh, boy, you are an expert in human biology research, and I am an expert in network language research. We are both experts. Why can you only open your mouth to spit shit, and I am not allowed to open my mouth to bite people?

I must teach you how to be a good person!

So when Chu Qingyu went to a certain hall to hold a small meeting, the international network had developed into a situation where Gang Jing Expert and Gundro were the leaders, each with their younger brothers and countless followers, and the two sides started to curse each other in the air.

The entire external network became excited because of this.

It is said that eating melons is engraved in human genes. Whenever possible, netizens from all over the world, regardless of the time difference between them, transformed into 猹 and hung up on the social platforms of these two well-known figures.

Looking at the crazy growth in traffic, the boss of the social platform is very confused.

So should employees work overtime overnight to maintain network connectivity, or should we urgently hire foreign aid to maintain network stability?

External network.

Internet celebrities gathered together due to a small essay, and the passionate open mic battle continued to heat up. The two sides exchanged insults on social platforms for a day and a night.

In fact, one day is enough for barber expert Cui Siwen to complete the mental needs of today's hobby.

After all, he is also very busy. It would be nice if he occasionally jumps out to trouble people who can't stand it and satisfy his spiritual enjoyment. However, when he was about to give up, he suddenly received a call from the father of a mysterious financial owner.

After answering the phone, Cui Siwen's greasy and tired face was full of confusion and excitement.

So, is it true that the best thing in the world is to turn your personal hobby into your main business of making money? !

Cui Siwen was so excited that she thought of something and quickly sent a message to her group of friends, asking them if they had received a call from the father of the funder who had a somewhat special hobby.

When Cui Siwen learned that the friends who performed best in the day-and-night online scolding battle had received new orders for scolding, Cui Siwen had a sudden realization that "this is indeed the case."

"So as long as we continue to keep the heat of this scolding war going, we will have a lot of money to take!"

"The rest of you can't relax either. Maybe if you perform well next, you will be able to attract the admiring eyes of the sponsor's father!"

A group of people suddenly regained new strength.

On the other side, Gundro and others, who had already sensed the fatigue of their opponents and thought that this scolding battle was coming to an end, suddenly discovered that the gangster Cui Siwen and others actually broke out into a new state.

What’s even more unbelievable is that that night, on the social accounts of dozens of big figures on the international Internet who are usually strict in style, professional in speech, and low-key but are considered to be big names in their respective fields, they seemed to have mistakenly eaten Xuanmai before going to bed. Without warning, he suddenly ended up directly participating in the online scolding war that was originally just a group of Internet celebrities talking nonsense.

This is a surprise that has escalated this online scolding war to a new level.

It has been elevated from "rabble" to the level of "professional debate".

It was quite like having just finished a cross-border academic seminar, and we came together to chat with people online, engage in team building, and relax.

Gundro and others were suddenly cueed by the top players in these fields: "???"

Cui Siwen, a leverage expert, and others who were suddenly praised by top leaders in these fields and said, "Me too" said: "???"

Gundro and others, who were directly hit by artillery fire, expressed a hundred thousand incomprehensions.

No, we are bricks and mortar, parallel importers who specialize in throwing bricks on the Internet. Who are you? You can cause an eight-magnitude earthquake just by stamping your feet in your respective fields!

Extinct volcanoes that have been dormant for thousands of years will burst into new life and vitality because of you!

You are so valuable, why do you suddenly lower yourself and use your butcher's knife to kill little chickens like us?

Just when Gundro and the others were in a state of confusion, these big guys were as active as black fans who had stolen their accounts. One big boss, who is usually known for being taciturn, actually sent out more than 30 tweets in ten minutes.

This beaver?

This is definitely not Beaver!

Because there were signs of a truce between the two sides, the onlookers who were about to disperse were shocked.

The same suspicion arose immediately.

[Mr. West, if you are kidnapped, just blink! 】

[God, are all hackers so arrogant nowadays? How dare you steal the accounts of so many big guys! 】

[Oh my God, someone please tell me these are shameless fake accounts! Otherwise, I really have to suspect that the 丨丨丨World War is coming soon! 】

【Ah this, ah this】