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#Taojun big action UUs, please come in#

[Owner: As the title states, friends are welcome to come in and discuss the June National Action revealed by the boss at the press conference (PS: Please do not attack people, please do not make sensitive remarks, please do not slander others, speak positively, discuss harmoniously, and maintain this building) Life and death, I would like to say three grams of oil in advance)]

[Floor 1: Ahhh! ! ! Although I know it is inappropriate, as the first person to grab the sofa, please allow me to scream five hundred times for our dear motherland! 】

[Floor 2: The June Operation and so on may have something to do with the complete holographic world. Maybe Guo Jia’s father is planning to determine a new legal holiday that belongs exclusively to us Xia people? 】

[Floor 3: If it is really a new legal holiday, I hope to directly name it the Milestone Festival of Dad Yu. After all, my eldest father Yu is really awesome! 】

[Fourth Floor: History tells us that personality worship is unacceptable! Although Boss Yu is 4% unprecedented and unprecedented, he is cool and cool and makes the whole universe famous (manually omit a -word essay about flattering horses)】

[Floor 88: Since it is a national action, why didn’t Yushi and Guo Jia’s father jointly give us some universal welfare? For example, everyone has a copy of the latest development of optical brain in black technology? Or announce the birth of the ancestor of the great artificial intelligence AI? 】

[Floor 89: Has anyone ever doubted why our country has upgraded its technological skills so quickly in the past two years? National Action I bet a spicy stick that it must be Guo Jia’s father who is going to announce to us that we have an alien visitor from a future technologically advanced civilization! 】

[Floor 92: @Floor 89 Haha, buddy, why don’t you just bet that an advanced civilization in another galaxy has captured the signals we have been sending out over the years, and then there is an advanced civilization alien life group who decided to start from our Xia country and prepare Colonize our planet? 】

[Floor 101: Ah, ah, I don’t care, I don’t care, I have to guess that Guo Jia’s father announced the revival of spiritual energy and asked us all to start cultivating immortality collectively! 】

[Floor 102: Remember to add me if you are dreaming upstairs. 】

[Floor 103: Add me to the collective dream of cultivating immortals. 】

[Floor 104: Add me to the collective dream of cultivating immortals. 】

I don’t know if this group of netizens are suffering from another disease, but all the comments below are “Add me one”. It seems that the absurd dream of a middle school boy’s middle school has become the mainstream comment of the discussion thread.

I guess there are some martial arts fans who mistakenly entered this post, so among a group of chuunibyou patients, there were occasionally a few comments like "It's obviously a group practice of martial arts!"

As summer vacation approaches and half of June has passed, the opinions on the Internet are becoming more and more mixed.

Some expressed expectations, some expressed excitement, some expressed doubts, some deliberately muddied the waters, and some expressed pessimism.

However, no matter how public opinion changes, there is no official reaction.

Gradually, as June is coming to an end, the popularity of the topic of "National Action" is beginning to fade away.

[If it is a national action, it may be the promotion of a national movement! 】

This last pertinent guess was praised by the broad masses of the people.

In this regard, many netizens said that they are sports waste, and when the time comes, they will definitely provide mental support as soon as possible and take care of themselves physically.

**

In a provincial capital city in southwest China, in an old residential area where the occupancy rate of foreign tenants is as high as 80%, in a small room among thousands of pigeon cages, senior social worker Zhou Baiqing took advantage of his hard time to take a break and ignored it, not working overtime. On the weekend, even though the time had passed noon, he still fell asleep in bed.

Although logically speaking, after finally having such a leisurely weekend vacation, as a young man in his twenties, he should get out of the pigeon cage, get close to nature, and relax his body and mind.

However, his overly tired spirit and body, as well as his overly clean wallet, made Zhou Baiqing choose the most popular way of relaxing for most social animals - staying up unscrupulously at night to cultivate immortality, and sleeping until dark during the day.

Just when Zhou Baiqing was sleeping deeply, there were knocks on the door.

Unfortunately, it was obviously impossible to wake up Zhou Baiqing in the room with just this skill. And the person knocking on the door had obviously expected this, or was he experienced?

In the room, Zhou Baiqing's cell phone, which he had thrown aside when he finally finished his night of spiritual cultivation at dawn in the morning, vibrated slightly at first, and then started vibrating crazily.

As a veteran whose closest contact in daily life is not his pillow person, but his handheld mobile phone, the loud knocking on the door may not wake him up, but the vibrating sound of the mobile phone can definitely reach his soul.

Zhou Baiqing was in a trance when he heard the buzzing and vibration of his mobile phone. Before he regained consciousness, his first reaction was that his heart stagnated violently, and then he beat wildly. He murmured in his mouth: "MD, Zheng Papi's words don't count. If so, do you have to ask people back to the company to work overtime?!"

Although I didn't want to answer the call, my hand moved faster than my brain and I quickly pressed the connect button.

Fortunately, the voice of the person on the other side of the phone was unfamiliar and his tone was very gentle. He opened his mouth with a cordial greeting and said, "Hello, is this Mr. Zhou Baiqing, who is originally from Team 6, Team 11, County A, City S, Province X? We are here for a temporary emergency. Staff of the Publicity and Development Department.”

Hearing this, Zhou Baiqing's heart skipped a beat and concluded that this was a scam call!

Zhou Baiqing, who was already very sleepy, was not in the mood to continue listening to the other party's lies. He immediately said: "Are you mistaken? How old is it? There are still people engaging in telecommunications fraud in Xia Country? Isn't your boss? Do you know that the most bleak future for our Xia Kingdom right now is online fraud and cross-border trafficking? Okay, okay, brother, change your career and be a good person! Hang up!"

The staff member of the temporary emergency publicity department who is right outside the door: "."

The community worker accompanying and cooperating with the work said: "Haha, what the heck, young people are quite aware of fraud prevention, haha."

Reluctantly making peace, the community staff quickly took out their mobile phones and called Zhou Baiqing again, because their community grid staff usually had the task of visiting people from time to time, and they had a mutual relationship with these residents who had been renting for a period of time. Be aware of each other's existence.

Zhou Baiqing in the room had just hung up the phone and was about to fall asleep again when his phone vibrated again. He said "tsk" impatiently and thought about turning on mute for a while. Even if the king of heaven comes here today, he will never answer the phone!

However, looking at the "grid member Xiao Zhang" marked on the caller ID, Zhou Baiqing swallowed the oath he had sworn in his heart, adjusted his tone and answered the call.

Half a minute later.

The door finally opens.

Zhou Baiqing, who hurriedly put on short-sleeved shorts and didn't even have time to put on slippers, wore a chicken coop and smiled awkwardly as he welcomed several staff members who came to the door.

Fortunately, everyone didn't care about what they had just done. The staff who claimed to be the temporary emergency publicity department first sent two things to Zhou Baiqing, one was a promotional pamphlet, and the other was an unknown book with an ink knight drawn on the cover. , and then explained to Zhou Baiqing: "A week ago, Mr. Zhou, I believe the village cadres where your household registration is located should have called you in advance to explain the general situation, right? Since Mr. Zhou, you are a migrant worker, the village cadres where your household registration is located have not It is convenient to help you get relevant study materials, so our temporary emergency publicity and distribution department is responsible for delivering study materials to the homes of migrant workers like you."

Zhou Baiqing remembered that the branch secretary of his hometown did call him a few days ago. He was too busy at that time, and thought that if there was something important in his hometown, his parents would give him an extra call. illustrate.

So he only heard bits and pieces at that time, and only vaguely remembered what the old party secretary said to him to keep his phone open and pay attention to people coming to his door to send him some nationally unified study materials.

At that time, he only thought that the so-called national unified study materials were promotional materials for a harmonious society and a legal society.

Because they were still responsible for delivering materials to more people like Zhou Baiqing, the staff of the temporary emergency publicity and distribution department gave a brief explanation and told Zhou Baiqing to watch the teaching videos of a certain channel on a regular basis every day, and left soon after.

After seeing them off, Zhou Baiqing was completely awake.

He sat on the sofa in the small living room and looked down at the two books in his hands.

Open the small book, which contains all about the origin and development history of Xia Kingdom's ancient martial arts.

When he was a student, Zhou Baiqing was also an enthusiast of martial arts novels, so he had a general understanding of this. Zhou Baiqing opened another book and turned to the first page of the cover. What he saw were a few calligraphy words with bold and powerful strokes: Elementary internal skills and mental methods!

Zhou Baiqing: "???"

Zhou Baiqing: "!!!" (End of this chapter)