The years I was a pirate in Interstellar

Chapter 150 Unfinished Fairy Tale
"One day, Bond, Henry, Ford, and Bill were playing a game of shooting apples under the apple tree."

"Bill put the apple on his head. After Bond walked fifteen steps away, he drew his pistol and smashed the blade of the apple on Bill's head with one shot. He blew on the muzzle of the gun and said: "I'm bonder. ""

"Henry pulled out his gun after walking ten steps, smashed the apple on Bill's head, and he blew on the muzzle of the gun and said: "I'm hery. ""

"After walking five steps, Ford drew his gun and shot Bill to death. He blew on the muzzle of the gun and said: "I'm sorry. ""

"Hahaha~"

Yi You, who was holding a glass of fruit wine, looked awkwardly at the smiling captain who leaned forward and back and slapped the table frantically. To be honest, she didn't find any laughing matter.

Especially the fictional character in the joke, why every time he shoots a gun, he will say a strange word that is neither the interstellar common language nor the elven language, and even the founder's secret language of the star palace.

How funny is this weird joke?
However, the words of the captain's lord's reminder are still in my ears, and you must have eyesight when you are in the human world.

Squeezing a smile on his face, Yi You praised against his will:
"Your jokes are really good, the best I've ever heard."

Ah, mother tree, please forgive my lie!

Kailan heard the words and said happily:

"Really, then you elves can't keep up with humans in telling jokes. I just read books such as The Complete Book of Jokes and Three Hundred Foreign Jokes when I was a child. They are all very funny. If I have a chance, I will tell you one by one."

"This……"

You don't have to!
Yiyou felt her face stiffen from laughing.

"Is the captain interested in listening to the jokes of our elves?"

"What's the captain or not? Didn't you just call me Alice during the break? But I've never heard of the elves' joke."

The rosy-faced Kailan looked at Yiyou with sharp ears, and listened to alien jokes told by aliens. If she could go back, she could blow it for a year!
"The elves are an extremely xenophobic race, because they think their bloodlines are the most perfect and noble, especially for humans. Although humans now hold the sovereignty of the two major galaxy universes, the elves and nobles have always regarded humans as degraded bloodlines. The elves, the sub-elves, secretly look down on humans."

"Sub-elf, haha..."

Kailan felt a little funny. He was used to hearing about sub-humans and sub-dragons. It was the first time he heard sub-elf, and this sub-elf was referring to Xinghai humans. The forest is so big that there are all kinds of birds.

"The self-proclaimed noble elves forbid intermarriage between elves and sub-elves with inferior and dirty bloodlines. Once found, they will be expelled from the elves family. Because of the cleanliness of bloodlines, a law has been enacted that does not allow elves to use human blood transfusions. Even if you die, once you are found out, both the blood transfusion recipient and the blood transfusion recipient will be severely punished."

"But one day, an elf princess representing the will of the mother tree and the purest holy spirit fell in love with a human with inferior blood, and they even had children."

"Old-fashioned stories. Then they broke the barriers of race and lived together in love with each other? There are a lot of such forced consummation stories in my hometown, and people are almost dumbfounded."

"The elders of the elves captured the human being, and then killed the human being in front of all the elves."

The hand holding the wine glass trembled unnaturally, "You aliens dare to make it up, and then what?"

"Because of her special status, the elf princess escaped with her life, but the elf elders deprived her of her identity in the name of the undefiled bloodline of the sacred tree. The matter has come to an end. Under the strict order of the elders, this matter has been exposed. Can't mention it any more."

"Until the half-elf child grew up, through unremitting efforts, he joined the Sacred Tree Guards, which she most wanted to join, and climbed up step by step with his own strength, until he reached the position of deputy head."

Sacred Tree Guards?Kailan, who was a little drunk, felt as if he had heard this name somewhere, but now that he thought about it suddenly, he really couldn't remember it at all.

"An opportunity to be promoted to the head of the legion was supposed to be a competition between several deputy heads based on their own abilities, but she was framed. She was injured on the way to perform the mission, and was transfused with human blood by the military doctor in a daze. Being turned out again, the punishment for transfusing human blood is still second, but the Sacred Tree Guards can't stay any longer."

Yiyou suddenly smiled, "Later, they moved out of the world of elves and settled down in the territory of humans. They were warmly welcomed by humans and lived happily ever after."

Kailan opened her mouth speechlessly, the unfinished fairy tale made her unable to complain.

Elves are xenophobic, but humans are not xenophobic?

Just ask the native civilizations of the Second Galaxy who were photographed and died in history, and you will know that human beings are not exclusive.

That's not exactly exclusive.

Because those who are not pleasing to the eye are killed early, of course the dead don't have to be excluded.

"Woooo~woooo~"

Just when the atmosphere of the party dropped to freezing point because of Yiyou's tragic and joyous story, the alarm in the main control room of the starship suddenly sounded, and the harsh alarm sound immediately made the two sober up.

"Enemy attack? Be alert, ah~"

Kailan, who had just stood up, stepped on a melon rind because she was too excited and fell down again.

Yiyou's movements are undoubtedly more professional than Kailan's. He immediately took out the weapon he carried with him, a disintegration ray gun that elf warriors love to use.

Because the decomposition ray shot by the decomposition ray gun has the characteristics of high penetration and high damage, and it is also loved by the elves who admire nature very much, that is, the target killed by the decomposition ray gun will not leave the body, and will be killed in an instant. Within minutes it is decomposed and replaced with the basic carbon element.

It can be said to be very natural and environmentally friendly.

"It doesn't look like there is an enemy invasion."

This is Yiyou's conclusion after checking the monitoring system of the Silver Fox.

Kailan who just got up from the ground grinned and asked:
"Then why did the alarm sound on the spaceship? What the hell?"

"Didi~Didi~advanced communication request, Didi~advanced communication request..."

A communication request suddenly appeared on the captain's screen.

Kailan and Yiyou looked at each other and said:
"Little Ari, connect me to the spaceship communication."

hum~
A soldier's projection in azure military uniform, yellow shawl, and several military medals on his chest appeared in front of Kailan.

"Captain of the spaceship number DC1334, I am now temporarily recruiting your starship, including all crew members, to participate in the academy star guard battle according to the first clause of the seventh paragraph of the Kingdom's special wartime regulations."

"what?"

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(End of this chapter)