The years I was a pirate in Interstellar

Chapter 204 The Robot Who Wants to Be a Pirate
But the Dabai robot didn't answer Kailan's question immediately. The virtual eyes on the LCD screen narrowed and said in a low voice:
"Om, I like the idiom you just said, mutual benefit!"

Ma Dan, the alien robots already know the word idiom, and they live a long life!
The smile on Kailan's face almost collapsed, "Mutual benefit is not an idiom, but you mean you want to use the technology of growing minced meat to make a deal with me?"

"Well, according to your understanding, and analyzing the meaning expressed by Buzz, you are right, Buzz wants to make a deal with you."

"What do you want, let's talk about it, let's talk about it first, you can't want what I don't have, and you can't want what I can't get, anyway, I have the right to explain, um, things that violate laws and regulations can be discussed, But I don't guarantee that I won't run away early, okay, let's talk first."

It was the first time I saw such a shameless and righteous person, the high-ranking soldier Reinhardt wished he could find a bigger crack in the ground to get in, because this guy who didn't even want to face was his own captain, his superior.

Ancestors of Haines, are you pointing in the right direction? Didn’t Master Sacrifice say that as long as I follow the person who saved me and held the Blossoming Spear, the glory of the Haines family will definitely be revived? , Are you really not mistaken?

At this moment, Reinhardt's firm belief in his ancestors was shaken.

The chubby big white robot hummed solemnly and said:

"I want to be on your spaceship, I want to be a pirate!"

Want to be a pirate?a robot?ha?

Kailan, who suspected that there was something wrong with his ears, couldn't help but look at his teammate, Reinhardt, but this person seemed to be more surprised than her.

Look, what scares our unsmiling aliens into what they are, a robot, which wiring in the head is wrong, or a bug in the underlying logic, wants to become a pirate?
Is this a normal phenomenon in the interstellar era? Robots are all chasing stars and oceans?
"Well, your request is a bit special."

"Robots also have their own hobbies and pursuits."

"This is the first time I've heard of it."

Although she originally wanted to fool this stupid robot into boarding the boat, you must know that this is a robot who has a personal pursuit and can speak idioms. A B-level master creator like Philip would kneel down when he saw it. That kind of thing, Kailan even suspected that this guy might be inextricably related to her fellow countryman who was so awesome but disappeared. Naturally, he wanted to take this robot with him, but now this guy opened his mouth first. Kailan hesitated to board her spaceship.

Just like she would never sell 10 yuan a barrel of oil in the supermarket, what if it is low-quality oil?But if the price of this barrel of oil increases to 100, although it is more expensive, she will buy it instead, because it is safe to eat!
But now, Kailan seemed to see a barrel of oil with an original price of 100, and suddenly touched a 0 on the back of the price tag hanging on his head.

This……

There is something wrong with this oil!

There is a big problem!

"Ahem, although our Silver Rose is still a fledgling pirate group with little reputation in the interstellar world, we are not a cat or a dog..."

"What are you looking at me for?" Reinhardt stared with golden eyes.

Kailan stared back at him again.

"Anyway, it's not something you can do if you want to. First of all, you need a skill..."

"I know how to grow the mother of Tai Sui."

"Ahem, besides this, even if you have a skill, you still need to have a heart of loyalty. When you come out to mess around, what you talk about is righteousness, drinking heavily, eating meat, you are a robot, you can't do these things Now, why do you let me take you as a pirate?"

After Kailan's request was finished, not only Dabai robot's CPU was hot, but even Reinhard's eyes were straightened. He always thought that as a pirate, as long as he could fight, he would be fine. Did he still have to be loyal?

The Dabai robot said a little disappointed:
"It turns out that being a pirate still requires so many prerequisites. No wonder Buzz has waited for so long and the master has not come back. Buzz is not ready. When I am ready, I will be a pirate again."

As he said that, he was about to leave here in dejection.

Kailan blinked when he heard this, and quickly stopped the Dabai robot.

Does this goofy robot want to be a pirate because its previous owner was a pirate?Looking at the place where it is now, a garbage star full of electronic waste and crashed starship debris, I am afraid that its owner is already in bad luck. It is estimated that there will be no other pirate who can let it board the spaceship again.

Since there is no need to worry about the future, the oil that breaks the bone must be quickly taken down.

Kailan's tone suddenly changed, "Don't rush away, the so-called rules are made by people, although your conditions are not so suitable, but it is not impossible to let you on the spaceship, but we have three chapters first, and I will allow you to become One of my honorable pirate crew."

The Dabai robot was pleasantly surprised, "Really?"

"Of course it's true. I'm the captain, and I have the final say. The first rule, you can't lie about what I ask you, and you can't hide anything from me. Can you do it?"

"Of course, Hum can guarantee it with the core chip!"

"Okay, the second rule, in the pirate group, I am the captain and the leader, you have to listen to me in everything, I say go east, you can't go west, I say rice is delicious, you can't say rice bowl Looks good, understand?"

"Understand!"

"I promised so quickly, and I don't know whether I really understand it or pretend to understand it. As for the third rule, I haven't figured it out yet. Let's talk about it later. The probationary period is six basic months, and the basic salary is 1 Gul. All that matters is performance, if you work hard, you can earn more than 2 a month without any problem, do you have anything else you want to add?"

"No……"

Reinhard, who couldn't stand it anymore, quickly grabbed the Dabai robot who was about to agree, "You are stupid, this guy's heart is dark, he doesn't talk about the twelve dangers and eight gold, and he doesn't even talk about the normal dividends. Ming wants to get another free labor force. Although you are just a robot, you are a part of us when you get on the spaceship and become a pirate. If you don’t understand, I suggest you ask the deputy captain Hera after you get on the spaceship. , she is really in charge, the one in front of you is a black-hearted foreman who fell into the eyes of money!"

"Hey, you alien naked pervert, what nonsense are you talking about, who is the black hearted foreman? Is this lady the kind of scum you say that only recognizes money but does not recognize people? He is a robot, where can I give him ten Two insurances, eight gold, and dividends. After you boarded the spaceship, have you made a single business so far? Not a single one. Conscience, I, the leader, have no income. Where can I give it to you? Go for dividends?"

"So is this why you give people a basic salary? And how do I remember that Yiyou's hourly salary is not low, how much?"

Kailan: ...

Ma Dan, I have already said that personal salary is a very private matter, don't let it out, don't let it out, don't let it out!

Why don't you listen when you say important things three times?

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(End of this chapter)