The years I was a pirate in Interstellar

Chapter 217 The Boy with the Grass on His Forehead

As soon as Kailan entered the kitchen, he saw the refrigerator that had been turned upside down, and the guy who was handcuffed by Reinhardt, fell to the ground like a small shrimp, with grass growing on his forehead, and was still talking nonsense.

"You despicable bastards, let me go quickly, you even put poison in the food in order to catch me, it's too shameless..., ah~"

Kailan kicked the hateful guy who was still slandering her without hesitation, and blocked the second half of this little boy who looked dirty and looked like a refugee.

Yi You, who had been on guard with a gun all the time, looked at Kailan with admiration, "Captain, you are so amazing, you can think of such a good way to catch the intruder?"

"Pfft~"

Hera couldn't hold back, and laughed directly in the communicator.

Kailan: "..."

There is no such thing as flattery for racial talent, you, a steamed stuffed bun elf with an hourly salary of [-], don't give it a hard shot!

How can you ask her to take such a blunt shot?
Admit that you poisoned your food?Or confessed that he didn't poison, but was just developing dark cuisine?
Looking around, he asked with displeasure:

"Who is this guy with a bunch of grass growing on his head? Where did he come from? He couldn't have been planted in a botanical garden, right?"

Yiyou's mouth opened into an O shape, and she glanced at the 'intruder' on the ground in surprise, her chubby face was full of surprise, after thinking seriously for two seconds, she said honestly:
"He doesn't look like my kind."

Reinhardt said:
"There are indeed some races in the Second Galaxy who like to live in the soil, but this one is still a human being no matter how you look at it."

"Humans? Humans with grass on their foreheads? Are you sure you don't have dizziness?"

Hearing this, Kailan carefully looked at the intruder on the ground. He looked like a thirteen or fourteen-year-old boy, with a pair of beast-like hostile green pupils, and his face was covered with black oil, looking dirty. , there is still an unpleasant smell after getting close, and I don’t know how long it has been since I took a bath, and there are a few green grasses on my forehead, which roughly don’t look like human beings, but rather look like some kind of human beings. star race.

But if you look closely, you can find that the few 'grass' growing on the other party's forehead are not real grass, but some fungi rooted in the flesh, and the roots of the 'grass' are constantly eroding The transparent mycelium of flesh and blood is the evidence.

"It's really a human!"

He stretched out his hand and touched the 'grass' on the forehead of the other party, and the boy who fell on the ground immediately let out a scream, as if in extreme pain, his body also curled up.

"It's just a carnivorous parasitic fungus that is common among the stars. It should be a human body that invades the human body from the mouth through raw food. It's not something of value, okay."

Clapping his hands, he stood up from the ground, and Kailan showed an evil smile, "Chop up this stinky guy, peel off the meat and send it to the botanical garden, don't waste the bones, send it to Tai Sui on the fifth floor Mother, use the waste."

The boy who fell on the ground panicked visibly, and shouted loudly:
"Don't kill me, I haven't seen a paradise full of water, I can't just die like this."

"I'm not an intruder either, my name is Tate, we met not long ago, nobleman, have you forgotten, in the village, you and that big man helped me drive away those scavengers, and I also helped you Did you forget that you got minced meat?"

"We met? Reinhardt, do you remember that?"

"forgotten."

The boy struggled to get up from the ground, and asked Buzzing for help:

"Silly, no, good robot, we are neighbors, please explain to those people that I am really not an invader!"

"Well, Mr. Leader..." Dabai robot looked at Kailan, ready to explain something.

"Stop."

Kailan reached out to stop the buzzing, and said coldly:
"Do you still remember the three chapters of our agreement? You must strictly implement what I said. A pirate crew member must not question the captain's decision first. Now, I want you to remove this invader who invaded our spaceship and declared war on the Silver Rose Pirate from Throw it out here."

The Dabai robot was silent and motionless, but the virtual eyes on the LCD screen kept switching from angry, calm, and indifferent to several simulated expressions. Obviously, the internal program was not as calm as it appeared on the surface.

Kailan was not in a hurry and just waited quietly.

In the end, the virtual eyes on the crystal screen were fixed in indifference, and with a big hand stretched out, he picked up the boy with a grassy forehead from the ground, turned around and was about to take him to the unloading bay, and then throw him into space.

"Are you going to throw me back to Balanta Village, I won't go back, you idiot robot, let me go quickly."

The boy who was picked up by the big white robot suddenly struggled violently, and kept punching and kicking Buzzing below him, trampling Buzzing's white body black and white.

"Send you back? Kid, don't be so naive. This is a spaceship, and the outside is space. Do you know what space is? A low-level transcendent like you will be frozen into an ice sculpture in an instant, inside and out. The kind that’s all frozen through.”

Seeing the other party's puzzled expression, Kailan suddenly said:
"Where did the ice sculptures come from in places that lack water? I don't understand, do you? Have you ever seen stone sculptures? It's in that state."

The boy was dumbfounded, "Then why don't I die?"

"What do you think, of course you can't die anymore? Of course, as a very, very benevolent pirate captain, although you have slandered me, this captain still decides to give you no pain in the spirit of humanity. death, you die with gratitude."

Reinhardt on the side was shocked by Kailan's shameless speech. He was obviously angry that his cooking was said to be unpalatable as if poisoned, but this is the truth, although everyone dared to I dare not speak out, but is it really okay for you to deceive yourself like this?
(Reinhardt's Human Observation Diary 33: Human beings are a group of shameless and unoffline creatures. When encountering the same kind of people who hold the opposite opinion, they will cruelly eliminate them without hesitation. Patriarch Uncle, I seem to have realized it!)

A group of people came to the door of the unloading cabin on the second floor of the Silver Fox, which is connected with the spaceship cargo warehouse and the refrigerated storage room. It is a door for the convenience of robots to transport cargo.

"Do you know what ice burial is? This is the tradition of star robbers."

Kailan chuckled.

Holding a thick snow rabbit caught in the kitchen, this was the main dish of today's dinner, but Kailan threw the poor rabbit into the space on the spot after being disturbed, and performed a rabbit-killing police monkey .

Seeing the lively and beautiful little animal being frozen into a lump of immobile 'stone sculpture', and then being shot into pieces by the woman with a cruel smile on her face, Tate's pupils dilated suddenly and he trembled. Sift the chaff.

It looked like he was really scared this time.

"Oh, Xiao Mian, I can't cure you anymore?"

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(End of this chapter)