Queen: Let you go on stage to sell miserably, and you go on stage to laugh

Chapter 1

Good voice backstage, there is no sound.

Xu Jiao stared at the contestants on stage, secretly cheering herself up.

When she was in the dressing room, the agent said that she had already said hello, as long as she went through the procedures that should be done, there would be basically no problem.

This is the last chance the company gave her, if she messes up again...

Thinking of the consequences, Xu Jiao became even more nervous, her heart beating a little faster.

She didn't even hear the host calling her name for the first time, but the host called her again helplessly.

"Aren't you so happy to see the four mentors? You can't even hear me calling you if you look straight ahead. Let's take a moment and introduce yourself first."

The host stood aside and smoothed things over.

"Hello, teachers." Xu Jiao bowed and continued, "My name is Xu Jiao, I'm 19 years old, and I'm from QQHE."

It's over, what's next?The agent said to talk about the hometown first and then guide... to guide the audience's emotions.

Seeing that she stopped halfway, the other people on the field were also dumbfounded.

In the direction of the instructor, the female instructor who had already been greeted by the company said immediately: "Little girl, don't be nervous, tell me why you came to the stage of Haosheng?"

Xu Jiao's nervousness eased a little, and she began to recite the terrible script given by her manager:

"Because I like music, my biggest dream when I was young was to have a professional teacher like other children, but... my family was not well-off. At that time, I worked three jobs a day to save money for tuition fees, but unfortunately it was still far from enough to learn music. .”

"But I met a good teacher at that time. He knew that I liked music, so sometimes when I went to steal lessons from their classrooms, he would turn a blind eye and pretend not to know. Didn't forget him."

In the dressing room, her agent had rehearsed for her and made her sensational.The tone must be sincere, with tears in the eyes and a wry smile on the face.

She was originally innocent, but once she made this little expression, she immediately looked pitiful.

On the other hand, looking at the expressions of the tutors, they were already deeply "moved". The sister didn't know whether it was because of her strong empathy or her acting skills, her eye sockets were already filled with tears.

The host pursed his lips tightly, as if he was giving Xu Jiao a silent hug.

At this time, the director did not dare to show the camera to the audience, because they all had mocking faces, as if to say: Can you change the routine?

Is this kind of miserable plot of the assembly line uniformly wholesaled?
In fact, Xu Jiao also felt this way.

When she said these words, her toes were scratching the ground, and she was almost out of a courtyard.

Suddenly, the director's camera switched to the face of a young lady off the field.

The young lady's eyes were red, and she was wiping away the unstoppable tears with a tissue, her crying was so touching.

Xu Jiao met her before, at the company, she was hired by her agent, two hundred a day.

Calling Xu Jiao to stop moving again, the manager was extremely anxious behind the stage, and even gave her two gestures to continue.

It wasn't until Xu Jiao realized that her pitiful testimonials were not over yet.

"I never thought of giving up my dream, in order to chase my dream... I... I..."

No, this line is too fake to memorize.

Going to be a babysitter for a dream?And sweep the toilet?Just because the boss hired a music teacher for his children.

Xu Jiao tried her best to bear it, she kept her head down and pressed the corners of her mouth, afraid of laughing out loud, and also afraid that the camera would catch her blushing face.

Her voice became choppy and indistinct.

It doesn't sound right.

The host and the instructors quickly exchanged glances, and their expressions changed.

The audience in the audience were sharp-eyed, and they had already sensed that something was wrong.

"Pfft..." Xu Jiao couldn't help laughing out loud, but the laugh became uncontrollable, and in the end the laughter became louder and louder, and she couldn't stop at all.

All of a sudden, everyone on the scene was dumbfounded.

What's happening here?
In the entire studio, except for Xu Jiao who was standing on the stage laughing, everyone else looked at each other in blank dismay.

Everyone was stunned, what's going on?Why are you laughing when you talk?It can't be that there is something wrong with the brain.

The audience in the audience is also whispering.

"What is this man doing?"

"New script?"

"Not like, mentally ill."

At this time, the manager standing in the background had his eyes burning, his face was frosty, and he was staring at Xu Jiao with his body motionless.

Pointing at her, she shouted silently: What the hell are you mother doing? ! !
The instructors on the field glanced at each other and felt that there was going to be a live broadcast accident. Fortunately, the host responded quickly: "Xu Jiao, did you suddenly think of something happy in life?"

The host even patted her on the shoulder specifically, indicating that she should stop in moderation and that she was live broadcasting.

Xu Jiao stopped laughing, and at the same time she knew that she was finished!
What she did just now is called a broadcast accident.

But... But she really didn't mean it.

Xu Jiao looked around timidly, then looked at a few instructors, and said awkwardly: "I'm sorry, I... the first time I'm not very skilled in selling misery, I couldn't hold back the laughter, four teachers, how about... ...shall I say it again?"

As soon as these words came out, the audience was silent for three seconds, and then everyone on the scene burst into laughter.

"Hahaha, this sister is too real."

"Haha, although I know they are all scripts, this is the first time I've heard the parties reveal themselves!"

"Hahaha, this sister actually wants to say it again."

"After it's over, this sister is probably out of the game. She's openly provoking the show crew. Haha, you see, the faces of the host and the mentors are so dark that they are almost the bottom of the pot. Tsk tsk, I really like her character."

"Hahaha, the company probably terminated the contract with her overnight."

At this time, Xu Jiao, who was standing in the center of the stage, wanted to cry but had no tears.

She knew how stupid her behavior was just now!Not to mention the program group, it is estimated that the brokerage company is rushing her to "terminate" the contract at this time!

Ahhh! ! ! !How can I be so stupid!Just give me a piece of tofu and kill me.

Xu Jiao was depressed, and sadly put the microphone on the table next to her, ready to go backstage to "suffer to death".

How dare the host let her go at a time like this.Once she leaves, her good voice will become a joke.Step forward in three steps and two steps, grabbed Xu Jiao: "Did you come on stage just to make us happy? The song hasn't been sung yet."

The host has a flexible mind, and he can resolve any embarrassing situations for you.

After he finished speaking, the audience also echoed his joke: Yes, let's go after singing.

After finally meeting such a stupid and cute player, everyone became interested.

The instructors were relieved to see that the enthusiasm of the audience was lifted. As long as the audience is not angry, the program team can say that this is the effect of the program that has been discussed in advance, and it is used to satirize the constant emergence in recent years. Players sell miserably.

It's just that even if the audience is not angry and objecting now, the instructor is more or less impatient with this kind of player.

You can't spread the fire on the contestants, you can only settle accounts with her agent, the mental illness that came from there!
The manager has [-] regrets at this time!At that time, the reason why Xu Jiao was brought was because she was beautiful, honest and talkative, and her singing voice was not bad. I thought it was a cash cow.

Who knew that she wasn't honest at all but stupid!If she doesn't lose money now, it will be considered that God loves her.

Xu Jiao on the stage didn't know what was going on in her manager's mind, so she turned to look at her manager and said timidly, "Sister, can I sing?"

The manager rolled his eyes, leaving only two blank glances at her.

Big sister, what do you see me doing, why do you ask me, you are trying to play me to death!

Xu Jiao couldn't guess what the manager was thinking, what does this mean?Let me sing or not let me sing?
"Xu Jiao, please start your performance." The instructor didn't give her a chance to struggle.

"I... I'm going to bring you an original song today. In my singing, I hope... I hope everyone likes it." Xu Jiao stuttered, she was afraid that she would say the wrong thing again.

The host and the program team didn't want to have any more accidents, so they quickly gestured to the sound engineer.Hurry up and finish singing and get out of here.

As the accompaniment sounded, Xu Jiao raised the microphone.

without any precautions
no worries

You appear in my world like this
Surprise me

but you are like this

quietly disappeared without me knowing
.......
Xu Jiao was flustered on stage, but once she got into the singing, she regained her confidence.

She can sing to the point of forgetting herself, and even the people present are "fake" in her eyes. She brings everything into herself from the lyrics to the meaning of this song.

The unique hoarse voice reached everyone's ears through the microphone.

At this moment, she didn't know that this song would be a turning point in her fate.

You exist within the depths of my mind
In my dreams, in my heart, in my singing

You exist within the depths of my mind
In my dreams, in my heart, in my singing.

Xu Jiao only sang a short section, but everyone at the scene was attracted by her.

I didn't expect this little girl to sing really well.

Soon, a few minutes passed, and one of my songs was sung, and there were bursts of applause from the scene.

Xu Jiao's singing was beyond everyone's surprise.

The melody of this original song by her is really nice.

In addition to being surprised by Xu Jiao's singing level, the four tutors also analyzed something more professional. The song was completed in one go from writing lyrics to composing.

Even if they are professional, they have to say that there is something about this silly and cute girl.

At this time, the teachers had long forgotten to call her "mentally ill".

Snapped!Snapped!Snapped!
The instructors turned around one after another.

Najie, the female tutor who was greeted by the company, was the first to speak: "You wrote the lyrics and music yourself?"

Xu Jiao was a little surprised when she saw the four instructors turned around. This... is this passed?

Her heart beat faster.

Holding the microphone, he nodded shyly.

The elder sister's voice was also gentle at this time: "Don't be nervous, you sing very well, my team needs you like this."

Another Uranus superstar Jay Chou from Wanwan interjected: "Xu Jiao comes to my team, I will take you to sprint for the championship together."

Seeing that sister and Jay Chou have started to rob people, the other two mentors are not to be outdone.

"Do you know that you are being chased by God? Don't bury your talent, come to my team, and I will make you shine on this stage."

"Come to my team, I can hear your voice, it has a lot of stories. If you come to my team, I think there will be a lot of topics between us."

Xu Jiao on the stage was stunned, and all four mentors were robbing her!It was the first time she encountered such a scene, and she was a little overwhelmed for a while.

She cast a look of help to the backstage, hoping that the manager would tell her how to choose.

However, the backstage was empty, so there was no agent there!
This... what to do?

While anxious, she suddenly remembered that she seemed to have mentioned that sister during a company meeting some time ago.

The company has something to do with that sister, and originally wanted to let her join that sister's team.

And if you want to win the championship, you have to enter her group.

So, Xu Jiao looked at that sister timidly: "I...I choose that sister."

Hearing that, the sister immediately happily ran up to the stage and gave Xu Jiao a "warm" hug.

"Xu Jiao, don't worry, I will definitely let you play to your strengths! Let's work together to win this year's championship!"

In the beginning, the elder sister didn't like Xu Jiao at all, and she wanted to take her for two rounds as a formality and quickly let her be eliminated.

Who knew it was a treasure contestant.

She is not at a loss for bringing such a player, Xu Jiao is good, she is a "mentor", if it is not good, it has nothing to do with her.

It's just that I didn't expect such a powerful player, why would her agency say hello to me?

The sister shook her head, not thinking about these things.

Patted Xu Jiao on the shoulder: "Go and rest, prepare for the next performance, come on, I am optimistic about you."

Xu Jiao didn't know the small things in the female tutor's heart. After bowing to the audience and the tutors, she got off the stage in a daze to apologize to her manager.

But when she came to the backstage, she searched around but didn't see the agent. She ran to the dressing room again, but found no one either.

At this time, in the dressing room, some contestants who were preparing to go on stage had wonderful expressions when they saw Xu Jiao.

Some curled their lips and dismissed it, some pretended to be enthusiastic and congratulated her, and some praised her for being a champion.

Where did Xu Jiao experience such a scene, she was so nasty that she didn't know what to say, so she could only smile back.

She walked to another girl from the same company and asked in a low voice, "Have you seen Sister Ling?"

The other party sat on the chair, glanced at Xu Jiao through the makeup mirror, and said in an indifferent way: "Your manager, ask me why, so many mentors choose you, I am so happy."

"Uh...it's okay." She still had to be modest: "You work hard too, don't be discouraged if you don't get selected this time, come again next time."

When the girl heard this, her face instantly turned green.With a cold snort, he closed his eyes and ignored Xu Jiao.

In fact, Xu Jiao said this from the bottom of her heart. She had heard the other party sing, um...not very pleasant.

She was afraid that the other party would be sad if he was not selected when he appeared on stage, so she wanted to comfort her. After all, everyone belonged to the same company.

But I don't know why, if it is obviously comforting, why is the other party angry?
She could only quietly exit the dressing room with her small bag, stand in the aisle and call her manager, Sister Ling.

However, as soon as the bell rang, the other party hung up.

After calling again, it has been blocked.

"It's over, it seems that the manager is really angry."

Xu Jiao lowered her head weakly, feeling a little confused about what to do next.

(End of this chapter)