Siheyuan: starting from prying the corner of the silly column

Chapter 55

"Boss, send the couplets and happy words to Ma Hua."

After dinner, Yan Bugui looked at the ink marks fixed on the red paper, and greeted Yan Xiecheng.

Yan Jiecheng snorted immediately: "I won't go, this kid is not a good person, I feel upset when I see it!"

Yu Li put down her chopsticks and said, "I'll go."

"You can't go!" Yan Jiecheng shouted.

Yu Li stared: "Why can't I go?"

"You ate the melon seeds and wedding candies that Mahua gave me, and I ate them too, and you are excited to send them back?"

"If you are so capable, don't eat other people's food."

Yan Bugui said: "It doesn't matter who goes, I have to explain... First, after writing something, shouldn't MCA give me some benefits?"

As soon as Yan Bugui said, Yu Li waved her hand directly: "Yes, your first one is enough to kill people, I won't go!"

"Write once, and you still want to get two benefits? If I go to ask for it, what will I do?"

Yan Jiecheng and Yan Jiefang also stated: "I'm not going either!"

This matter, there is no way to speak without a thick skin-they can all see why Yan Pugui let others go, isn't it because Yan Pugui himself feels too embarrassed to open his mouth.

Yan Bugui changed his statement when he saw that they all made such a statement.

"This kind of thing can be done in Chengdu or not, and it doesn't matter if it doesn't work; the most important thing is the second point, which must be discussed with MCA."

"Ma Hua, Sha Zhu, Qin Huairu, and Lao Yi are at odds with each other. When he got married, the Intermediate Court probably didn't have any neighbors to help him. At that time, he will definitely need women to cook, and he will definitely need someone to accompany guests."

"What I mean is, your mother and Yu Li will do the cooking, and I will accompany the guests..."

Speaking of this, Yan Bugui smiled triumphantly, and Yan Jiecheng and others also understood: from cooking to accompanying banquets, not only eating and drinking for free, but there are a lot of benefits in it; even if it is eating and drinking for free, this A good meal full of oil and water is absolutely guaranteed to make money.

"Okay, you can really calculate!" Yu Li said: "You have already spoken, and Ma Hua didn't agree, so let us go again?"

"I'm not going."

Yan Jiecheng and Yan Jiefang also said again: "I'm not going either!"

There are two things that are not reliable. If you go to talk about it and act thick-skinned, there is no benefit at all... whoever is going to be stupid!
Yan Bugui saw that they all express their stance not to go, but also persuaded them: "Hey, you don't know how to live, the old saying is good, if you can't eat poorly, you can wear poorly, and if you can't figure it out, you will be poor..."

He muttered a few words, and Yu Li picked up the couplet and Xizi: "It's okay, okay, stop talking about it! It's like Monk Tang talking about Sun Monkey!"

"I'll send it to Mahua, but I won't give you any guarantee about the two things you said."

"Just ask, maybe you can do it!" Yan Bugui was overjoyed when he saw Yu Liken set off.

"If you have jujubes or not, first come three poles..."

Yu Li sneered and went out with her things.

When he arrived at the middle courtyard, he knocked on Ma Hua's door.

Ma Hua opened the door, and Yu Li handed over the Chinese New Year couplets and happy wedding characters together: "Here, groom officer, here it is for you!"

Ma Hua took it and said with a smile: "Sister, where are you getting angry?"

"Everywhere!"

Yu Li couldn't help complaining about Yan Bugui's calculations.

"I already know about Teacher Yan's situation. You should know better than me." Ma Hua said, "Let's calm down first."

After Yu Li complained, she looked at the big red paper in Ma Hua's hand and felt a little emotional, and said in a low voice: "Ma Hua, after getting married, accompany your new wife well. You won't care about a woman like me in the future."

Ma Hua said with a smile: "How can I not be rare? Looking at my sister's appearance, I want to be rare now."

When Yu Li heard this, she couldn't help but pat him reproachfully: "Forget it, you're also lying."

"You'll know then!"

After speaking, he turned and left.

At this time, He Yushui also came back from get off work, saw Yu Li and Ma Hua talking at the door, and greeted them.

Yu Li responded, and by the way, said that Ma Hua was going to get married and was preparing for a happy event.

He Yushui also hurried over to congratulate Ma Hua.

After only a few words, Shazhu poked his head out: "Rainwater, go back to the house!"

He Yushui smiled: "Brother, this neighbor in the neighborhood, what are you doing?"

"Mahua is getting married soon, how about a congratulations?"

Silly Zhu was annoyed: "I still congratulated him? The bride he was going to marry was brought by Qin Huairu for a blind date with me, and he insisted on prying it for me!"

"Rainwater, let me tell you, go back to the house!"

"This kid is not a good person, be careful to be deceived by him!"

He Yushui looked curious: "Really? I really don't know much about this, brother, tell me what's going on."

"That bride, why didn't you follow Ma Hua?"

Silly Zhu felt as if he had been stabbed by a balloon, and let out a gasp: "What are you asking nonsense? I told you to go home and go home..."

"I'm just curious, brother, can you tell me?" He Yushui looked serious, "I really don't know."

Sha Zhu raised his head: "She is a country girl, she has eyes but no eyes, and she doesn't know who is a good person! I will find someone better than her sooner or later!"

He Yushui nodded in agreement: "Yes, good!"

"Brother, you can't find it too badly! Compared with his family!"

Then he said to Ma Hua: "Ma Hua, I can tell from what my brother said, you are not a good person. You have pried my brother's blind date, and you want to marry her!"

"You are so bad!"

"How can you pry my brother's partner and rob my brother's woman? You make my brother such a masculine man, where will you put your face?"

"Can my brother still go out to meet people in the future? Isn't it shameful to be ashamed?"

Silly Zhu listened to the call, blushing, and hurriedly called He Yushui: "Yushui, you girl, stop shouting! Are you afraid that your brother is not embarrassing enough?"

He Yushui looked innocent: "Brother, I will help you fight the injustice, you rest, I will continue to scold Ma Hua..."

Silly Zhu saw that her words were leaking, so he first lost his face, thinking that this silly girl can't swear, and she didn't scold Ma Hua, so she lost more than half of my face first.

He hurried over and took He Yushui back home.

"Okay, okay, my little aunt, you can shut up and accept your supernatural powers first!"

After finally settling He Yushui, who was "filled with righteous indignation" and "fighting for injustice", Sha Zhu's eyes went dark again when he went out.

Yu Li had already left, and Qin Huairu was standing at the door of Ma Hua's house, joking and congratulating Ma Hua.

Seeing this scene, Silly Zhu felt his tongue hurt again: Sister Qin, why are you talking to him too!

Ma Hua is not a good person!

Under Sha Zhu's sour gaze, Qin Huairu didn't stop for a few words of congratulations to Ma Hua, and greeted Sha Zhu again, and went home.

(End of this chapter)