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Chapter 285 Today’s outcome is En Jing’s victory and Shen Qiu’an’s complete defeat!

Chapter 285 Today’s victory or defeat, En Jing wins, Shen Qiu’an is completely defeated!
On the stage, the second round of mini-games quickly started under everyone's attention.

It was Eunjing who asked first.

"Shen Qiu'an, what is your personality?"

Shen Qiu'an replied: "Dogs won't eat spicy tofu brains!"

(╬ ̄dish ̄)
Enjing raised her eyebrows!
Shen Qiu'an immediately asked: "Do you like it?"

"Hey..." Enjing stopped the car with great perseverance, looked up at the ceiling, and showed a silly smile that was completely inconsistent with her usual, "Hehe, the weather is really nice today."

Shen Qiu'an's expression became serious.

Enjing asked: "Do you want to go out and fly a kite together later?"

Shen Qiu'an replied: "It feels so good to kiss you."

Then he asked: "What did you eat this morning?"

Enjing said lightly, "I want to kick you hard!"

"Are you happy about winning the game today?"

"The factory director told me that he has another mental problem."

"What are you wearing today?"

"Yao Ni Bobo is here~! Taking a bath."

After three rounds!

The two of them were evenly matched, evenly matched!
"Awesome, these two people's ability to tell lies has reached a certain level, fierce!/Gotou"

"Director: So, what's wrong with me? Are you cueing me again??/Full of rage."

"Uzi: Cue you? Did I say anything? Who is taking a shower, Yuni Bobo or me? You are obviously making fun of me!/Angry/Angry"

"Haha! A kiss on the mouth? You still want a kiss on the mouth? Don't even think about it! We won't kiss Eunjing! He is a scumbag!"

"..."

Everyone watched with great joy. On the stage, the expressions of Shen Qiu'an and Enjing became obviously more serious.

The atmosphere of confrontation is still rising!
Like an enemy.

next moment!
Shen Qiu'an said first: "Are you, Soraka, as good as bronze?"

humiliation? !
But Enjing remained calm in the face of danger. Instead, she raised the corner of her eyes slightly, and immediately replied in a wicked way: "I won't accept gifts during the holidays this year."

What the hell!

Shen Qiu'an in the center of the battlefield was still fine, but the countless LPL viewers waiting in the live broadcast room suddenly felt a bad feeling in their hearts!

This is! ! ...

As expected, Enjing continued to open her hands and danced twice in a decent manner. She did not stop asking questions, and glanced at someone sideways: "Only accept gifts?"

Shen Qiu'an didn't think about it at all. He just responded out of human instinct and answered those three words in one second: "Melatonin!"

"Ha ha!"

Enjing smiled and raised a slender finger to indicate that Shen Qiuan had lost again.

"Holy shit! Cultural leak??"

"No, this was all learned by Enjing? /Shocked/Shocked"

"If she can do this, how can Qiu Shen do this?"

"I was so poisoned by brainwashing ads that I shed tears silently."

"This! It's a bit cruel!"

"To be honest, I couldn't control myself, so I reflexively gave the perfect answer.../with tears streaming down my face."

The LPL fans and audience were dumbfounded. After seeing Shen Qiu'an's briefly dumbfounded expression, they couldn't help but mourn for him.

This thing has poisoned everyone since they were young. When it comes to memory, the fluency with which everyone remembers this is even better than "Silent Night Thoughts". She said the first half of the sentence, "It's almost impossible for you to resist yourself." Respond to the second half of the sentence very smoothly!

If Eun Jung has mastered such a powerful weapon, how can she still play with snake skin? !

"Do you want to be so cruel?" Shen Qiu'an swallowed, and his expression suddenly became tense.

"It's not good for children to have coughs all the time." Enjing smiled softly, like a little fox, seducing her softly, "Probably?..."

"...It's useless!" Shen Qiu'an gritted his teeth and struggled to stop himself from saying those two words. However, if he didn't say the correct two words, there was something even more terrifying!

"Eh?" Enjing was obviously hearing this statement for the first time. She was surprised and repeated it in Chinese in her heart. It turned out to be quite smooth, even smoother than the original!

Oh?
I have learned a lot again.

Then she chuckled and held up two fingers.

"You don't want to play like this! Are you really going too far?" Shen Qiu'an resisted this instinctive restraint to the limit and asked with red eyes.

This was obviously regarded as a question again. Enjing smiled slightly, took out her pocket, and replied to herself: "I seem to have something in my pocket."

As she said that, she took out a box of Yida chewing gum!
Then she pushed Yida to Shen Qiu'an with a bit of embarrassment. With her left hand, she pushed the black hair on her forehead behind her ears, and with a girlish look on her face, she asked softly: "Hey~! This is your benefit." Da?"

"No!"

"It's your Yida."

Shen Qiu'an was going crazy. He couldn't suppress his instinct and answered smoothly.

There is no doubt that this is another standard answer!
Every word is correct!
Childhood memories are so firm! !

"Thank you, three times."

Enjing smiled happily, put the chewing gum back into her pocket, looking slightly satisfied, and gently waved three fingers with a bit of playfulness in her eyes.

Shen Qiu'an's expression was extremely lonely!With a dejected look on his face, he was willing to accept the punishment. He tilted his head slightly and asked Enjing to come over and blow.

"Hahahaha!"

On the barrage, the unscrupulous LPL audience was still laughing so much that they almost had stomachaches from laughing.

Of course, most of them are still teasing and making speeches that can't help but laugh.

"Qiu Shen, this time I have suffered a loss because I am not 50~/squinting and smiling"

"From today on, I don't care about anything else, but Qiu Shen must not be a humanoid walking on his own! I guarantee it with my personality! / Dog Head"

"The brainwashing advertisements made me feel so oppressed when I was a kid! Damn it, why didn't my memory of the ancient poems memorized when I was a kid so good?"

"I can see that Qiu Shen is already trying his best to control himself from answering, but he can't control it at all!!"

"Hahaha! Opening your mouth is the standard answer, and so do I./Smile"

"I just tried it with my wife, wow! This feeling of being stuck in the throat is really uncomfortable! And I couldn't hold it back! I still answered it~ So I really don't blame Qiu Shen/face covering."

“Which excavator school is better?”

"China Qilu is looking for Lan Xiang!"

"6!"

"Haha! You see, this kind of thing is easy to say, but it is really difficult to answer the wrong question!"

"Exit is the old standard answer! / Squint and smile / Squint and smile"

"..."

Some LCS and LCK fans didn't know what was going on. At first, they thought it was Shen Qiu'an who was acting like a gentleman and giving way to Eun Jung.

As a result, I searched the quotations I just mentioned online... Holy shit!Good guy!They call him Good Guy!

on the stage.

After Enjing finished blowing Shen Qiu'an, Shen Qiu'an didn't enjoy it at all and was even a little panicked!

He is in a panic now.

Eunjung blows too much.

This one is going to be broken!
Although she could only blow one breath at a time, Enjing's breath was not very big, but after blowing it for four breaths, the balloon still inflated visibly to the naked eye.

I estimate that with two or three more blows, even with Enjing's lung capacity, she will be able to blow it up.

The key is!Now Enjing still possesses a powerful weapon, one that he, as an authentic Chinese, cannot resist at all.

"Shen Qiu'an."

Enjing spoke with a soft smile, this time with a lot of playful little pride, without any concealment.

"Huh?" Shen Qiu'an raised his eyebrows and was about to negotiate with Enjing. He couldn't stop cheating like this. If he wanted to have fun, he should have fun.

Enjing's big eyes rolled, she twisted her orchid fingers and made a pose that no one expected, she looked sideways with a smile on her face and said: "Palace Jade Liquid Wine~!"

She speaks pure Beijing-accented Chinese. I don’t know when or where she learned it.

Shen Qiu'an looked solemnly and blurted out like a reflex: "One hundred and eighty cups!"

"Hahaha!"

Enjing was completely stunned. She couldn't help but bend over and cover her stomach. She looked very happy.Shen Qiu'an has a black streak on his head.

The viewers of LCS and LCK rushed to find out what the joke was, and the fans and viewers of LPL, like Eunjing, burst out laughing again at this moment, holding their stomachs and laughing so hard that they almost shed tears.

"Too cruel, too cruel."

"Where on earth did she learn this?"

"Every sentence is a classic!"

"Not only is the sentence structure correct this time, but the tone is also correct!/Shocked"

"Qiu Shen experienced for the first time what an absolute counter is!"

"The counter is dead and can't be operated at all! I strongly recommend that both Xiaohu and Brother Guan come to learn it! / Dog Head."

Shen Qiu'an's mouth was dry. Looking at Eun Jing who was laughing so hard that she couldn't stand up straight, she very considerately gave her a dry tissue.

"Thank you."

Enjing wiped the tears from laughter with a tissue, but once the image of Shen Qiu'an's crisp answer without any typos popped into her mind, she still couldn't help but want to laugh.

"Can you change the topic? Otherwise, the game will be unplayable." Shen Qiu'an tried to negotiate and communicate.

"Okay."

Surprisingly, in the face of Shen Qiu'an's show of weakness and negotiation, Enjing nodded generously and chose to give up this tried and tested ultimate killer weapon.

"what?"

"I have a bad feeling."

"I agreed so easily, either Eunjing is really kind, or...!!"

"She's even more ruthless!"

"Autumn God, danger!!!"

"..."

Shen Qiu'an was naturally aware of some of the things that the audience could expect, and at that moment, he became extremely vigilant.

Today, Enjing is really well prepared. He wants to continue to win easily, but it doesn't look that simple anymore.

"Oh, by the way, before that, Shen Qiu'an, please let me blow it for a while." Enjing thought of something and approached cautiously.

"no!"

Shen Qiu'an hurriedly retreated, not smiling to En Jing, "Isn't that just for fun? It was a normal chat, and it didn't even finish a round, so it doesn't count."

joke.

If you blow it again, it will really explode.

His error tolerance... even now, is infinitely low!
Enjing blew him so many times before he blew her once. This game was already difficult to play.

"Stingy, then I take back what I just said, and I will continue to use the ultimate weapon against you?" En Jingxu asked with narrowed eyes.

Shen Qiu'an was silent for a moment, tilted his head with shame and anger, and had to give in: "Okay! Then blow it! Be gentle."

He trembled slightly on the way and clenched his fists tightly.

LPL fans and audiences were smiling and laughing, but suddenly they felt something was not right...wait, wait, wait!
This scene now!

Holy shit, are you sure you're not driving?
"Qiu Shen, please restrain yourself!"

"This is not a bus to kindergarten!!"

"What are you blowing?/Doubt"

"Be gentler???"

"It's over, I actually understand, I'm not pure anymore~, I'm still a child, it's all your fault Qiu Shen!"

"Accuse! I accuse someone of driving in public!"

"..."

There was another period of restlessness on the barrage.

Enjing didn't think much about it. Now she just wanted to win the game wholeheartedly and punish Shen Qiu'an.

If she sensed something was wrong and her pretty face turned pink, she would definitely retract her promise in one second and beat Shen Qiu'an to death.

"All right."

After Enjing finished blowing up the balloon, she clapped her hands with satisfaction and thought it would be nice to do it a few more times.

By the time,
Bang! !

"Hehe~" Enjing thought of that scene and smiled in her heart with a little anticipation. As for her superficial expression, there was a hint of mischief, as if she was gloating.

Of course, I am afraid that only Shen Qiu'an can see this expression, because after Enjing turned around, she became serious again.

"call!"

The game was about to continue. Shen Qiu'an let out a long breath. He was fighting with his back to the wall and could not relax.

"You come first." Shen Qiu'an signaled. When he said these three words, he was already hinting to himself crazily.

Mickey Mouse drives a tractor!
Mickey Mouse drives a tractor!
Mickey Mouse drives a tractor!
No matter what Enjing asked next, he would answer this one.

Although playing this way does mean a bit of cheating, in this kind of game, you should focus on on-the-spot reaction.

But, everyone will lose!It’s okay to cheat appropriately.

Besides, who knows?
Enjing didn't know what Shen Qiu'an was thinking, but she still had a calm smile on her lips, as if she had everything in mind.

Shen Qiu'an gave in, her beautiful eyes narrowed slightly, and she asked directly with a smile: "Shen Qiu'an, do you like the black stockings I'm wearing?"

"M..." Shen Qiu'an subconsciously said the cheating answer that he had repeated in his mind n times.

It's just that, he just said one word, and his conditioned reflex was like a lump in his throat, and he even couldn't help but look down.

hiss! !

Very long legs.

nice!

His eyes were hard and his expression was obscure. He shook his head in disbelief, as if resisting, and then he said another answer: "I like it!"

"Pfft!" Enjing couldn't control herself anymore, she lightly covered her belly and laughed out loud.

All the LPL fans and audience burst into laughter, especially when they saw Shen Qiu'an's expression that she couldn't control herself at all...

"Hahahaha!"

"Holy shit! Damn it! A killer! This is even worse than the palace jade liquor just now!"

"Qiu Shen (panicked): What should I do? What's going on? My mind can't control my mouth?"

“A man’s obsession with black stockings!!”

"Akigami: I want to answer other answers! I really want to answer! But! Which man can say that he doesn't like black stockings?"

"I, Qiu Shen, don't bother to give those hypocritical answers! I just like black stockings, what's wrong? / Slap the table."

"Qiu Shen Niubi! I like you who dare to tell the truth. Tell the truth, I like it too, haha!"

"+1!"

"+1+1+1!"

"Who is not an old pervert?"

"No, brothers, please control your emotions first. Although Qiu Shen told the truth, Qiu Shen is about to lose!"

"That doesn't stop me from liking black stockings!!/Struggle"

"..."

"Hahahahaha!"

Kim Brisbois, who was off the stage, also burst out laughing. She held one hand on the table beside her, her chest trembling with laughter, and raised her other hand high in the air to cheer, "Beautiful! Eun Jung is so easy to kill!"

Shen Qiu'an took a deep breath and secretly cursed in her heart that Jingjing was really getting worse as she continued to learn.

He could only ask this kind of question, but Enjing now dared to ask it proactively. How bold.

But, it is also truly invincible!
If you ask, there will be no answer!

He felt that he basically couldn't win today, so he gave up on himself, and sighed: "You are too well prepared, how can I play this?"

"Sorry, I want to apologize to you."

Enjing gave up her hand, bent down and apologized to Shen Qiu'an seriously, but the next second she raised her head mischievously, lowered her voice and said jokingly: "Then do you like me wearing white stockings?"

Shen Qiuan: "!!!"

(End of this chapter)

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