What should I do if I suddenly become a magical girl?

Chapter 195 Extraordinary Transaction (6K)

In the morning, Li You woke up with his eyes open.

Thoughtfully, he reached out his hand to touch the soul gem in his trouser pocket, he couldn't help being dazed for a while, and then sighed softly.

"Although I already know who I am, it's still hard to accept after thinking about it."

After getting dressed neatly, Li You went to the bathroom to brush his teeth and wash his face.When passing by Chuci's bed, he accidentally looked up.

At this moment, Chu Ci was still fast asleep.

After taking out his phone and checking the time, Li You gave up his plan to wake up Chuci.It was still early and there was no need to wake up my roommate.

It is common for college students to oversleep in the morning.Some people even woke up and found that the time was ninety o'clock, so they simply continued to bury their heads in sleep, and skipped the morning class by the way.

After washing up briefly, Li You gently opened the door and walked out of the dormitory.

While walking on the road, he heard screams in the distance.

Looking around, he found a low-level monster nearby.Judging from its appearance, this is a telegraph pole monster.

At this moment, its long and narrow body has grown a pair of hands and feet, and it is moving slowly and comically.

Probably because the monsters on the telephone poles were not aggressive, the nearby college students also calmed down, and some even took out their mobile phones and started taking pictures.

After recovering, Li You subconsciously clenched the soul gem in his pocket.

When he was in the Witch Countermeasure Bureau yesterday, Captain Lei told him that this is his jurisdiction.However, the problem is that Li You, who has lost his memory, doesn't know how to fight.

"In short, let's change first." He began to look around.

After finally finding a remote place to transform, after the light flashed, Li You, who was about to set off to expel the monsters, looked at himself and shook his head slightly.

"Ah, why do you look like this? I still feel very uncomfortable." He blushed and said. "Forget it, let's talk about expelling the monster."

In any case, Li You bit the bullet and went to fight the telegraph pole monster.

After he swung his sword casually, the telegraph pole monster in front of him turned into countless black gas and disappeared slowly.

"Eh? Is it so easy? So I'm so strong." He said in surprise.

The students next to him looked at Li You with a look of surprise.

They were already very familiar with the cardinals, but the telegraph pole monster brought them a lot more freshness.

At this moment, a figure slowly walked over.

Li You turned his head and saw that it was Du Bian.

Du Bian looked down at Li You's skirt slightly, and couldn't help sighing softly.

"Sigh, magical girls in safety pants don't make people excited no matter what."

"Please be careful with your words." Li You twitched the corners of his mouth.

Looking at his own appearance, he couldn't help sighing.It's okay to deal with low-level monsters, but if he ran into a fourth-level or fifth-level monster or witch, he might have to suffer.

"I have to hurry up and find that witch and get my memory back." He thought silently.

late at night.

In the food street of the living area, a down-and-out middle-aged man was walking slowly.After his company went bankrupt, he was burdened with debts, and his wife and daughter divorced him, and he fell to the bottom of his life all of a sudden.Now he works as a waiter in a restaurant in the food street, and sometimes he has to wash dishes under the orders of the young boss.

"If only there was a chance to stand up." He couldn't help thinking silently.

Since it was already late at night, most of the shops in the food street were closed, and there was no one on the street, only he was walking alone.

As he was walking, he suddenly felt a chill coming from behind him.

It seems that something is following him.

The middle-aged man couldn't help but stop, and a few drops of sweat dripped from his forehead.

"Couldn't it be a monster witch?" When this thought came to his mind, he ran forward recklessly, and took out his mobile phone to call the police.

However, while running, he still felt something was wrong.

Boldly turning his head, he found a retail machine behind him.

This retail machine is colorful all over, and there are all kinds of weird products in the machine. The middle-aged man was quickly attracted by it and stopped in his tracks.

When he walked carefully to the retail machine, he found a line of small characters printed on it.

"Use the time you have to buy the perfect product to build your wonderful life."

"What does this mean?" The middle-aged man couldn't help but frowned.

Then he continued to look at the products displayed in the retail machines.He froze when he saw a jar in the lower left corner of the retail machine.The jar was shining brightly, and there was a line of labeling on it.

"The intelligence of a college student needs to pay for 5 years to obtain."

The middle-aged man took a step back, feeling shuddering instantly.He thought of the college student who was killed in the food street before.Although the Witch Countermeasure Bureau kept the news secret, the family of the college student revealed some information, saying that he did not die normally.

When the middle-aged man was about to leave quickly, he found that his body was not in control and he couldn't move at all.

At the same time, the retail machine in front of him opened a pair of big charming eyes, black air slowly emerged from the machine's body, and stretched out countless slender hands and feet.

"Hi, I'm the shop witch." She said softly.

The middle-aged man's expression instantly became extremely terrified. He subconsciously took out his mobile phone and wanted to call the police for help, and then shook his head slightly.

It was too late to call the police, and when the staff of the Witch Countermeasure Bureau and the magical girl arrived, they had already turned into a corpse.

Instead of this, it is better to find a way to find a way by yourself.

"What do you want?" he asked bravely.

"I want to get your most precious thing." The shop witch replied.

"The most precious thing?" The middle-aged man hesitated for a while after hearing this, "But I have nothing left. What else can you get besides taking my life?"

"No, you don't care about your life." The shop witch replied lightly, "In fact, your most precious thing is your daughter."

The middle-aged man trembled all over when he heard it, and his lips couldn't stop trembling.

The Shop Witch was right.As a bankrupt middle-aged man, his youth and enthusiasm have been exhausted in the past years, and now he is just lingering on his last breath, his life is not important at all.

The only thing he cares about now is his daughter.Even if he is trapped in the whole situation, the middle-aged man will still save some money to find his ex-wife to meet his daughter, take her to her favorite restaurant for dinner, and buy some gifts for her.

"No, you can't do that!" He shook his head desperately, "Please, that's my everything."

"If you don't want me to take your daughter away, then you can only make a deal with me." The shop witch said.

"Deal? What deal?" the middle-aged man asked.

"I like to collect some weird things and sell them as commodities." The shop witch said slowly, "And they can all be purchased with time, in units of years. Everyone can randomly swipe a row of commodities from me, And consider whether to buy."

"Understood, let's start." The middle-aged man nodded.

Hearing this, the shop witch patted her body lightly, and displayed a row of products for the middle-aged man.

The middle-aged man looked around and found five products in front of him.All the products displayed in front of his eyes were strange and weird, far beyond his comprehension.

"This..." The man's eyes widened, he hesitated to speak.

It didn't take long for him to understand what was going on.

To put it simply, the shop witch sells everything about human beings, such as memories, organs, emotions, interpersonal relationships, illnesses and so on.

Good things like memory and a smart mind take time to buy.On the contrary, commodities such as smoking addiction, disease, and bad interpersonal relationships have negative attributes in themselves, so as a compensation, buying it will not consume your own time, but will increase your time.

How smart is a middle-aged man who has been in business for many years, and he quickly figured out what was going on.

For example, the precious memory of a high-level magical girl worth two years, maybe a newcomer magical girl may be interested, after all, it will allow her to learn how to fight and grow.But it's useless for a down-and-out middle-aged man like him.

It may be a loss to exchange 10 years for the intelligence and wisdom of college students in key colleges and universities.But if a primary school student buys it, his grades will improve rapidly, whether it is the high school entrance examination or the college entrance examination.In the future, if you are admitted to a key university, getting an offer from a famous company is naturally not a problem.This is equivalent to spending 10 years buying a future.

As for the bad heart of a patient with severe heart disease, the sudden purchase of 25 years is very exciting for a middle-aged man, but he dare not bet on it.

"I'm buying heavy smoking and bad relationships," he said without hesitation.

For him who is already bankrupt, it doesn't matter if he is social or not, and he is an old smoker himself, so it's okay to suffer from heavy smoking.

"Thank you for your patronage." The shop witch nodded.

Countless black air slowly floated out of her body and penetrated into the middle-aged man's body.

"Now you have added 4 years." She said quietly.

"Since the transaction is completed, can I go now?" The middle-aged man breathed a sigh of relief.

"You can indeed leave, but are you willing?" the shop witch asked back.

After hearing this, the middle-aged man who turned around and was about to leave quickly turned around and frowned suspiciously.

"What do you mean by that?" he asked.

"When you choose to start a transaction with me, you have already paid 5 years as a handling fee." The shop witch replied.

"You!" The middle-aged man became angry instantly. "You didn't even tell me beforehand! This is so unreasonable!"

"Are you sure you want to reason with a witch?" the shop witch said lightly.

The middle-aged man was silent.

He really didn't dare to provoke a witch, and she was an extremely weird witch.But thinking about it carefully, he was a little unwilling.

After all, he paid five years of handling fees to the shop witch, even if he bought two side effects, he still lost one year.

"Speaking of which, do you know how much time I have now?" He asked softly.

"You originally had 47 years. After paying the transaction fee for 5 years and purchasing the goods, it is still 46 years now." The shop witch replied.

"Can I live so long?" The middle-aged man asked in amazement.

"If you are willing to sell me something that belongs to you, you can get more time with me." The shop witch replied.

As she spoke, she listed a series of acquisition projects in front of the middle-aged man.

[1. Heal your own lung cancer that is about to transform into an advanced stage, and pay for 20 years. 】

[2. Sell your years of business experience and get 5 years. 】

[3. Sell all your memories about your daughter and get 15 years. 】

[4. Make one of your own eyes lose sight, and gain 12 years. 】

[5. To cure my severe beriberi, pay for 3 years. 】

"I actually have lung cancer now, and it's about to become terminal?" The man was surprised.

No wonder he often coughs non-stop, and sometimes coughs up blood.

"I want to pay for 20 years to repair my terminal lung cancer." He said without hesitation.

The shop witch nodded and extended her hand towards the man.

Immediately, wisps of black air rose from the man's body, drifting towards her quickly and slowly.At the same time, the man felt a warm current slowly coming from his lungs.He realized it was the Shop Witch who was healing his lungs.

At the same time, he also understands that he has paid for it for 20 years.But it doesn't matter to him at all, because this is definitely a value-for-money deal.After all, he has no money to treat his own lung cancer, and it is very painful to cut the lung.

"We have to find a way to earn back these 20 years." The man said slowly.

At this time, he didn't realize that he actually had a gambler's mentality.

"It will take 3 years to cure my beriberi?" He looked at his feet and couldn't help shaking his head. "Forget it, let's bear with it. It's a big deal to apply more beriberi cream when it happens in the future."

To his delight, he can get a total of 32 years this time through the sale.

But thinking about it carefully, he couldn't help frowning.

Trading 12 years at the cost of losing the sight of one eye means that he will be a one-eyed dragon for the rest of his life, which he still cannot accept.

As for the business experience, although the man is down and out now, he still has the ambition to make a comeback, so he won't give up.

The most valuable thing left is all his memories of his daughter, which is worth 15 years after all.

And it doesn't cost him anything.

Still, the man shook his head.

"No, absolutely not." He said softly. "If I lose this, what reason do I have to live?"

For him, all the memories related to his daughter are the most important things to him.He has personally watched his daughter grow up step by step from birth to growth.

His daughter is his only spiritual sustenance at present. If he gives up his memory, he will become an empty shell.

"Humans are indeed elusive creatures." The shop witch said softly.

"Okay, I've finished shopping." The man scratched his head, then his eyes flickered, and he bowed sincerely to the shop witch in front of him. "Thank you for curing my lung cancer."

"It's just an equal deal." The Shop Witch replied flatly.Seeing that the man turned to leave, she added another sentence. "Are you sure you want to go? We can continue to trade."

"I'm not interested in the rest of your stuff." The man waved his hand.

"You can choose to refresh my store to obtain new products." The shop witch said, "Of course, this will cost a small price, which is one year."

After hearing her words, the man stopped his steps and turned around hesitantly.

His brain began to think at a high speed.

Taking a year to refresh the store is completely within his acceptable range.

Just let yourself buy athlete's foot, appendicitis, colds, or bad tempers and relationships to make it up.

I am now completely devastated, and the remaining 20 years are basically useless.It's better to gamble with the witch in front of you.

Thinking of this, he waved at the shop witch.

"bring it on."

The shop witch chuckled a few times and refreshed new items for him.

[1. A bank owns a 300 million loan that is likely to be irrecoverable, and it takes 5 years to purchase it]

[2. If you suffer from severe rhinitis that will trouble you for decades, you will get 3 years after completing the purchase. 】

[3. If you suffer from kidney stones that are so severe that you are dying of pain, you will get 8 years after completing the purchase. 】

[4. To obtain the social circle of a business group chairman, it takes 12 years to purchase. 】

[5. Obtain a sea king's address book and interpersonal relationship, and it will take 1 year to purchase. 】

"I'm going to suffer from severe rhinitis and kidney stones!" the man said decisively.

These are not serious diseases, and there is no psychological burden on him at all.

After completing the purchase, his nose instantly became blocked, and he kept running nose and sneezing, which was extremely uncomfortable.

What made him even more painful was that there was a heart-piercing pain from his waist, forcing him to squat on the ground and start rolling.

"It's okay, anyway, just pay attention to rhinitis. If you have kidney stones, you can go to the hospital for sonic lithotripsy." He gritted his teeth. "As long as you can bear it, bear it, there is absolutely no problem."

At this moment, the greedy nature of human beings is clearly visible in front of the shop witch.

Immediately afterwards, the man spent time buying 300 million loan claims and the social circle and interpersonal relationship of the chairman of the business group.

As for the fifth product, he didn't even look at it.These are nothing compared to what he bought.

After this round of purchase operations, his remaining time became 19 years.

"Do you want to continue trading?" the shop witch asked Youyou.

"Of course!" The man gritted his teeth and resisted the sharp pain from his abdomen, and replied fiercely. "Continue to refresh the products for me!"

After an unknown number of rounds of transactions, the man finally completed the transaction to his heart's content.

At this time, he had already suffered from mild beriberi, severe cold, appendicitis, toothache, myopia, severe tenosynovitis, tinnitus, so-and-so dysfunction, hemorrhoids and many other diseases that would not kill him, and gained a lot of time. .

In fact, mild beriberi and severe cold are equivalent to the same as the severe beriberi and severe rhinitis he has, which is tantamount to giving away for nothing.

Although these two diseases are just mosquito legs for one or two years, men will not let it go.

What makes him feel most worthwhile is that he has suffered from lifelong infertility from a super rich man.This gave him a full 25 years.

The Shop Witch even reminded him that the super-rich paid 25 years to cure himself of lifelong infertility, when he already had three children at home.

By the way, so-and-so dysfunction is worth more than infertility, for a full 30 years.

"I'm almost fifty, why do I need this thing." Thinking about it, he glanced at his trouser pocket and said comfortingly.

In order to increase his time, he bought all the diseases he could buy.

Now he has countless illnesses, extremely bad interpersonal relationships, and even countless strange hobbies.

Correspondingly, he now has countless debts, equity interests in several large companies, perfect business relationships, extremely keen business opportunities, and talent for stock speculation and investment.

More importantly, after the transaction, his time became 50 years.

"That's fine, I'm completely satisfied." The man nodded slightly and said, "In the next time, I just need to earn money to cure all the diseases on my body."

The flame of hope gradually ignited in his heart.

"So are you satisfied with the deal between us?" The shop witch Youyou asked.

"Satisfied! Of course satisfied!" The man said gratefully. "Thank you so much!"

Thinking of this, he was even more moved. He didn't expect that it was a witch who saved him when he was at his worst.

Just now he almost passed his chance to stand up.

After finishing speaking, he couldn't help covering his waist, after all, the severe kidney stones were still attacking.

At the same time he began to sneeze furiously, his eyes became clouded, his teeth ached, and his appendix ached.

When he saw the leftovers in the trash cans around him, he even had the urge to rush forward and have a full meal.

This is a 3-year-worth of strange hobby from a patient.

"I have to go, I have to go to the hospital to crush the stone." He said through gritted teeth.

"Go slowly." The shop witch said lightly, "Thank you for your patronage."

Hearing this, the man took a deep look at the shop witch.

He has made a lot of money, but the shop witch is obviously not losing money.

After all, she charged the man for 5 years at the beginning, and every time she refreshed, she charged the man for 1 year.

As the saying goes, you may have made money, but the business will never lose money.

As he bared his teeth and walked towards the road, a new idea suddenly appeared in the man's mind.

"What does this witch need so much time for?" He hesitated and said to himself. "It's really hard to understand."

When he turned his head to look, he found that the shop witch had long since disappeared, leaving only the empty streets.

(End of this chapter)