What should I do if I suddenly become a magical girl?

Chapter 197 Seagull Broker (6K)

Li You snorted coldly and closed the office door with his hands.

After hearing the sound of the door closing with a click, the expressions of the four of Li Qingzhi immediately became extremely tense, and some even dripped a drop of sweat from their cheeks.

Li You folded his arms with both hands, and looked around at his father and the others with scrutiny.

"Who will come first?" He said coldly.

After coughing a few times, Li Qingzhi stood up first.

"Ayou, you know me. Sometimes I can't go out on patrol with you at night because I have to hand in my homework." He said softly.

Li You remained silent, turned to look at Lin Dahua, Lin Dahua's expression was serious, and he said calmly.

"Ayou, you also know me well. The reason why I was called the tiger of the high school group by all the teachers is because"

"Okay, okay, don't talk anymore!"

When he turned his head to look at Captain Lei, Captain Lei said without changing his expression.

"Look at mine." He said calmly.

Li You was shocked for a moment, and quickly stopped him.

Immediately afterwards, he and his father looked at Du Bian together.

A few drops of sweat dripped from Du Bian's forehead immediately, and he waved his hands repeatedly and said.

"Hey, isn't the most important thing right now is to deal with this witch in front of me? What's going on with you?"

"I think the current situation is also very important. Let's confirm who it is first." Captain Lei said coldly.

Seeing a group of middle-aged men wrangling in front of her, the shop witch couldn't help but sigh.

She didn't expect men to be such boring creatures.

When everyone came back to their senses, the shop witch had long since disappeared.

"When did you run away?" Li Qingzhi murmured.

Soon, the shop witch reappeared in a remote alley.

Seemingly thinking of something, she couldn't help but sighed.

As a shop witch, she possesses the characteristics and rules of the shop, which prevents magical girls who meet her from harming her, and at the same time gives her great restrictions.

The shop witch has to hand over 15000 years of time as operating expenses every year, and for every 100 years of time she gains through transactions, she needs to pay taxes for 13 years.

In addition, the shop witch also needs to maintain her shop regularly, which also requires a large maintenance fee.

Although the expenditure is high, the income of the shop witch is also quite high.Because the time she obtained can not only be turned into her magic power, but she can even increase her level by paying time to make her stronger.

The only problem is that the annual operating expenses of 15000 years make her almost breathless.The only way for a shop witch to get time is to trade with humans, but most humans are afraid of witches, let alone make deals with witches.

The middle-aged man last night was a bold guy, and he was also a big customer of the shop witch.

It's September now, and the total amount of time the Shop Witch currently has is only 4562 years, which is far from the 15000-year mark.

If 1 years have not been collected to pay operating expenses by January 1 next year, then she will be erased directly.

Then, the shop witch became anxious.

She began to desperately plunder everyone's most precious items, and forced humans to make deals with her.The result of this is that she quickly became the focus of the Witch Countermeasures Bureau, and the humans she met did not dare to trade with her, so they simply gave 5 years to eliminate the disaster.

Such effects are minimal.

Reminiscent of human entrepreneurs consulting economic advisors when they're in trouble, the Shop Witch decided to give it a try.

Her chosen targets were two guys with a lot of business experience.

And the meeting place is in this alley, and the meeting time is coming soon.

"I hope these two guys are reliable enough." She thought silently.

A few minutes later, two seagulls took advantage of the sea breeze and landed steadily into the alley.

"Come on, come on." Seagull Adi shook his body, folded his wings, and walked towards the shop witch with Seagull Ake.

Yes, Brother Seagull is the economic advisor hired by the Shop Witch.

Although the Seagull Brothers lost all their assets and owed their own debts, they have been in human society for a long time and have rich experience in business.

Based on the idea of ​​using a dead horse as a living horse doctor, the shop witch decided to ask Brother Seagull to have a try.

"I need to scrape together 1+ human hours for the remaining three or four months, so what the hell am I going to do?" she asked.

Brother Seagull fell into deep thought upon hearing this.

Seagull Ake raised his wings and opened his mouth wide to say something, but was stopped by his elder brother Adi.

"Don't worry." It said softly.

In the following time, the Seagull Brothers got a tattered blackboard in the alley, and Seagull Adi put on a pair of glasses and picked up a piece of chalk.

It began to write complex calculation formulas on the blackboard.

"Wow, brother, you are really cultured!" Seagull Ake couldn't help but admire.

"Hush." ​​Seagull Adi said with a serious face, "Don't bother me."

Soon, it got results.

"If you want to make up more than 1 years of human time in the remaining few months, you may have to make a complete change." It turned to the shop witch and said.

"So what should I do?" The shop witch's eyes lighted up, and she asked reverently.

"First of all, you need to abolish the rules of forced buying and selling." Seagull Adi said, "First, you can't plunder everyone's most precious things without authorization. Second, you can't force others to pay five years of handling fees."

The shop witch was taken aback when she heard this, and then became annoyed.

"Nonsense! It's impossible!"

For her, these two items are the foundation of her life. If she doesn't plunder other people's most precious things and turn them into commodities, how can she enrich her own store.If she doesn't force every human she catches to pay a 5-year time fee, she'll probably go away empty-handed.

However, Seagull Adi had a serious expression on his face.

"Hush, listen to me patiently," it said.

Forcibly suppressing the anger in her heart, the Shop Witch regained her composure.

"Then tell me carefully." She said lightly, "If you can't come up with any tricks, I will pluck all the feathers of you two brothers."

Seagull Adi just smiled heartily when he heard this.

"Listen, your fundamental advantage is that you can take what everyone has and trade with anyone." Troubled. Ugly people don’t think they’re handsome enough, poor people don’t think they’re rich enough, rich people think they don’t live long enough, etc.”

"Your current business model is completely wrong!" It waved its wings, "You don't have to focus on the mere 5-year handling fee, it will make your guests have a bad first impression of you, and they don't even want to pay for it. Trade with you. Where you really make money is in the 1-year time fee deducted every time the customer refreshes the store."

The shop witch fell into deep thought.

Thinking back carefully, the five-year handling fee that the middle-aged man paid her yesterday was a completely small amount.In order to refresh the store and get new products, he has paid for decades, and that is the big one.

"Everyone has a gambler's mentality, and you have to learn to take advantage of it." Seagull Adi persuasively said.

Under the explanation of Seagull Adi, the shop witch gradually began to understand the main points it said.

For her clients, if it is time to increase, they do not choose to suffer from various very serious diseases, which, although they add a lot of time, will seriously damage their physical health and kill them.

So what would add time without much harm?
That's diseases that don't do much harm, or bad relationships and idiosyncrasies.Although the increase in these commodities did not take much time, the accumulation is not a small sum.

And her store also sells very attractive and expensive commodities such as handsome appearance, excellent wisdom and knowledge, money, healthy body, and interpersonal relationships of bigwigs.

When these products are placed in front of her guests, the guests will undoubtedly make a choice.

That is to choose to suffer from diseases that have little impact to increase your time, and then buy these attractive products.

It is everyone's idea to strive to complete one's life through reasonable transactions.

But the problem is
The Shop Witch only refreshes 5 items each time, and may not necessarily refresh to the right items.

At this time, customers will make new choices when they look at the products that make them unsatisfied.

That is to pay for 1 year, try to refresh once, and see if there are any good products.

Anyway, the cost of refreshing is not high, and you can earn it back if you suffer from a disease casually.

If you refresh to some diseases that can gain a lot of time, it is simply a blood profit.

They may not know that their gambler mentality has already begun to make trouble at this moment.

"So it is!" The shop witch suddenly realized.

Listening to Jun's words is better than reading ten years of books, and she finally realized how she should run her business.

Looking at Adi the seagull standing proudly in front of her, she said gratefully, "So how should I thank you? What do you need?"

"Don't worry." Seagull Adi shook his head slowly, "There is still a second lesson."

"Lesson two?" The shop witch was surprised.

"You have to learn to control the products you refresh." Seagull Adi raised his wings and said persuasively. "For example, you meet an ugly guy. What does the ugly guy think? Of course it is to make yourself handsome. Then you shouldn't put the commodity of handsome appearance on it too early."

"I should first put a little handsome product on it to tempt him, and then gradually put different grades of handsome products on it." The shop witch said tentatively.

"Yes, yes, yes, yes!" Seagull Adi nodded again and again, "What a child can teach!"

"Also!" It said again with a serious expression, "Like a certain dysfunctional disease for life, which can give customers a lot of time for high-quality products, you have to learn to control their refresh rate, and keep them as low as possible. "

"Understood." The shop witch nodded repeatedly as she listened.

After a series of teachings, the seagull shook himself and pecked at his own feathers.

"Okay, I've already taught you everything that needs to be taught, let's try the results next."

Late at night, an ordinary high school boy was walking home.

At this moment, a retail machine suddenly appeared in front of his eyes.

After seeing this retail machine, a look of horror appeared on the face of the high school boy.He had seen the announcement from the Witch Countermeasure Bureau, so he naturally understood that it was a witch.

The shop witch slowly opened her eyes.

"Excuse me, would you like to make a deal with me?" she said.

"No, I don't want it!" The high school boy shook his head again and again, looking flustered. "You will take away the most precious things from others, even if it is just a transaction, you will also charge 5 years of handling fees."

"Not now." The shop witch replied sincerely, "Speaking of which, don't you want to change your ordinary life and make yourself complete?"

After hearing this, the high school boy who was about to run away pursed his lips and his eyes flickered.

"Is it really possible?" He asked softly.

Not far away, Brother Seagull was watching what happened on the street.

"Brother? Can it be done?" Seagull Ake asked nervously.

Seagull Adi has a calm expression.

"Trust me Adi, it's absolutely possible." It said calmly.

After making up his mind, the high school boy decided to give it a try.

"Come on, then," he said. "Refresh some products for me to see."

The shop witch immediately refreshed a line of products for him.

[1. Excellent learning wisdom, paid for 5 years to obtain. 】

[2. The extremely bad cold, gain 2 years. 】

[3. Make your face look a little handsome, pay for 3 years. 】

[4. The mild so-and-so dysfunction that troubled a certain middle-aged man got 10 years. 】

[5.10 yuan bank deposit, pay for 2 years. 】

Looking at the products in front of him, the high school boy fell into deep thought.He was not in a hurry to buy, but asked softly.

"How many years do I have?"

"You have 66 years now." The Shop Witch replied softly. "That's a lot."

"Yeah." The high school boy nodded.

He began to think carefully. In the past, if they wanted to get away from this shop witch, most people would choose to trade with her and pay a 5-year handling fee.

"Now that she doesn't charge a handling fee, it means that I have spent 5 years in vain. Maybe I can use these 5 years to buy some useful things in the store." He thought silently.

Maybe he didn't know it himself, but his mentality had changed a little at this moment.

A high school boy first purchased excellent learning wisdom. He is now a freshman in senior high school. Whether it is for the future college entrance examination, college life, or even work and study, it is very useful.

After completing the purchase, his mind became much clearer in an instant.

Immediately afterwards, he directly purchased 10 yuan in bank deposits.

High school boys are converted in this way. He may not be able to earn 10 yuan after working for two years without eating or drinking. It is easier to exchange directly.

"With this 10 yuan, I can live a very good high school." He thought silently, "But should I tell my parents?"

In order to earn back the two years he had paid for, he immediately chose to suffer from a terrible bad cold.

It was at this moment that his nose became extremely uncomfortable, and he ranny nose and sneeze crazily.After all, this is a very bad bad cold. Although it can be cured by taking medicine, it is inevitable that it will be uncomfortable for a while.

As for making himself a little handsome, the high school boy shook his head and felt that it was not cost-effective.As for the fourth product, he is even more afraid to choose, after all, he is still young and has a long way to go.

At this moment, the shop witch said quietly.

"You can pay me for one year to refresh the store once."

"Huh?" The high school boy was stunned upon hearing this. "Can it still be like this?"

Thinking about it carefully, 1 year is actually not too much time for him, he only needs to suffer from a disease with mild symptoms.

What he wants most is actually to make himself extremely handsome.

"There should be some in this store." He thought silently.

After sneezing several times, he covered his nose and said.

"Refresh me once."

The shop witch smiled, and immediately refreshed him with new products.

After glancing at the refreshed products, the high school boy frowned slightly.

These products are neither good nor bad, the most important thing is that the product he wants to buy is not available.After careful consideration, he bought three items, and then said: "Continue to refresh."

After refreshing almost ten times, high school boys finally bought the Jushuai they wanted, which took 10 years to buy.

But it doesn't matter to him at all, because he has bought a series of products such as pica, beriberi, arthritis, hay fever, and mild leg fracture, which has added a lot of time for himself.

"It's worth the surprise." He glanced at his appearance through the phone camera and couldn't help talking to himself.

Now he has obtained a deposit of 10 yuan through transactions, an extremely handsome face, excellent learning wisdom, and high-quality goods such as interpersonal relationships.

For a high school student, this is simply a crazy game.

And best of all, after a string of deals, he now has 62 years left.

"Okay, I won't trade anymore." He said to the shop witch in front of him. "goodbye."

Then he turned and walked away, ready to go home.

While walking on the road, he was still sneezing non-stop, his legs were limping and even aching.His toes were so itchy that he buckled up his shoes.

To make matters worse, when passing the public toilet, he was slightly taken aback and stopped.

"It smells so good." He murmured absentmindedly, feeling the urge to have a full meal in his heart.

This is what comes from someone's so-and-so hobby.

The high school boy didn't have much anger, because after acquiring this habit, he gained a full 8 years.

For him, he just needs to overcome it slowly in the next time.

He needs to be more careful when going to the bathroom.

And the shop witch told him that the addict had paid her for 8 years to heal herself.

As he walked, the high school boy frowned and couldn't help but look back.

"This witch is actually not scary." He thought sincerely, "On the contrary, it's surprisingly good."

After the high school boys left, Brother Seagull flew from afar and landed in front of the shop witch.

"How is it? How does it feel?" Seagull Adi asked.

"Well, it's pretty good." The Shop Witch replied, "I think I'm confident now."

Looking at Brother Seagull in front of her, she said sincerely.

"What payment do you need?"

Seagull Ake heard this and looked at his elder brother, while Seagull Adi calmly lit a cigarette and said calmly.

"Money, we need a lot of money."

The shop witch immediately opened her merchandise cabinet, and spit out a lot of money towards Brother Seagull.

Seagull Ake's eyes lit up, and he opened his mouth excitedly to pick up the money, while Seagull Adi remained calm and calm, standing among a pile of paper bills flying like snowflakes.

"Maybe we can talk about further cooperation." It said to the shop witch. "Will you let us be your agent?"

The shop witch was taken aback when she heard this.

After recovering, she said quickly.

"Okay!"

Seagull Adi nodded, and then flew to the head of the shop witch.

"Now, I'm going to teach you how to promote yourself." It said lightly.

"Please explain in detail." The shop witch said modestly.At this moment, she completely trusted the seagull in front of her, and even spoke in a very respectful tone.

"Let's just play a simpler marketing strategy." Seagull Adi said lightly, "Just find a human being and tell him that as long as he attracts 5 customers for you, you will give him 20 years as a reward."

"20 years?" The shop witch was surprised, "Isn't that too much?"

Seagull Adi did not speak, but looked at her deeply.

The shop witch gradually came to her senses, and she looked at Seagull Adi with even more admiration.

"I see what you mean."

Seagull Adi raised his wings and continued to speak persuasively.

"Also, suppose you launch a high-value product that is worth 30 years. You can use this method to market. Let customers who want to buy it send your promotional links everywhere, invite relatives and friends to chop a knife, and reduce the price at once. 1 year time fee."

"Oh!" The shop witch nodded repeatedly.

"It's not over yet. When he cuts down to only one year left, every time he cuts it, he will reduce the time cost by 1 years. When he invites 0.1 relatives and friends to work hard to cut it down to 9 years, every time he cuts down, he will It will reduce the time cost by 0.1 year." Seagull Adi continued, "Then you set a new rule, you can only get the goods after cutting them all, and you can't get them through purchase!"

"But isn't this malicious fraud?" The shop witch asked suspiciously.

"Oh, what do you care about so much." Seagull Adi waved his wings, "The human world plays like this, and you just need to mark on the product that the final interpretation right belongs to the official."

Then it approached the shop witch, and continued to speak mysteriously.

"You can launch full discount activities, VIP member activities and so on"

In the night, a seagull was patiently teaching the witch in front of him, and the witch nodded repeatedly.

(End of this chapter)