Chapter 237 Bald heads are actually cute too? (6K)

Through the information exchange of the Witch Countermeasures Bureau of various countries, everyone was able to know that the cute witch is a sixth-order witch.

Now she has fled to the vicinity of the city where Captain Lei and the others are located.

In order to get rid of the cute witch, Captain Lei needs to send Li You as the main force.

However, the current unexpected situation is... because of the loss of the double ponytails, Li You no longer has the will to fight.

"Without twintails, I feel like I can't do anything," he murmured.

Captain Lei was shocked when he heard the words, and reached out to grab Li You by the collar.

"Stop making such jokes! It's just that the ponytails are missing!" He couldn't help but say.

However, no matter how much he persuaded, Li You still collapsed on the ground like mud.

After sighing deeply, Captain Lei said helplessly.

"Okay, this time only Qingzhi and I can go."

Although the cute witch is a sixth-level witch, and Captain Lei is often beaten by the sixth-level enemies, the situation has improved this time, because the cute witch was born based on the "cute" trait, and she basically doesn't have much combat power, so Possessing the ability is nothing more than taking away the lovely things in the world.

Therefore, Captain Lei is confident that as long as he joins forces with Li Qingzhi and the others, it is possible to expel the cute witch.

Not long after, Li Qingzhi, Lin Dahua and Zhao Gang joined Captain Lei on the rooftop.

"Anyway, she is also the root witch of the sixth level. Is it really okay for us magical girls to fight her?" Li Qingzhi said worriedly, "Why don't you call Ayou."

"No, Li You, who lost his twintails, has no fighting power." Captain Lei shook his head.

In fact, not only Li You and Li Muze, but most of the magical girls in the city are also powerless because of the loss of their twin tails.

He bent down and pulled the white socks on the heels of his thick legs, a proud smile appeared on Li Qingzhi's face.

"In the final analysis, we still have to rely on us men." He said sincerely.

Lin Dahua, who was pulling the stockings on his legs, nodded when he heard it.

"That's right."

In the final analysis, there is nothing cute about the four magical girls at the moment.Except for Captain Lei's normal male body, the remaining three magical girls are basically wanted by the police station as soon as they appear.

It is precisely because of this that everyone has the confidence to face the cute witch.

"It's not too late, let's go now." Captain Lei said softly.

Soon they found the cute witch.

At this time, the cute witch just came out of the public toilet, still whistling.

After seeing this scene, Li Qingzhi couldn't help clenching his fists.

"She actually came out of the men's bathroom, she is really a lowly witch." He couldn't help but say.

"With this burly figure and this uncle's face, is he a man or a woman?" Lin Dahua couldn't help asking.

Zhao Gang, who was standing beside them, looked at the cute witch who was digging his crotch with his hands, and couldn't help but whispered.

"Cute, miss the day."

"Okay, now everyone concentrates and prepares to start fighting." Captain Lei said softly.

At this moment, the cute witch looked at him, and the bearded uncle blushed slightly.

"What a cute bald head." She couldn't help saying softly.

After hearing this, Captain Lei, who was about to make a move, couldn't help being stunned, his expression stiffened, and he looked around subconsciously.

"What are you looking for? You are the only one with a bald head here." Li Qingzhi couldn't help but said.

Lin Dahua's eyes were full of shock, and he couldn't help reaching out to touch his chin.

"It's strange, is it true that a bald head is also a cute thing?" He couldn't help but say.

Zhao Gang looked at the lovely witch who was flirting with Captain Lei, and a trace of loneliness flashed in his eyes.

"Can't you think about me? I really can." He said.

"What do you mean?" After regaining his senses, Captain Lei pointed at the cute witch and said angrily.

"It means very cute." The cute witch blinked her eyes and said innocently with her mouth pouted.

Seeing the three of Li Qingzhi looking at him suspiciously, Captain Lei waved his hand neatly and said angrily.

"It's just that she is trying to confuse the crowd, everyone, don't be fooled by her, and concentrate on fighting!"

Having said that, doubts arose silently in his heart.

"Could it be that my bald head has always been cute?" he thought to himself.

Just when the four magical girls were ready to strike, the cute witch showed a difficult expression on her face and shook her head desperately.

"No, I really don't want to fight with such a cute magical girl!"

Hearing this, Li Qingzhi and the others put away their hands, with a look of hesitation on their faces.

"So cute? Who are you talking about?" He couldn't help asking.

"Who else, of course you four." The cute witch replied naturally.

Hearing this, Li Qingzhi glanced at himself and his companions.

Lin Dahua was wearing a classic and exotic blue cheongsam, with black stockings on his thick thighs, his short hair turned into a bun, and two red ribbons fluttering in the wind.The body has become extremely strong after being strengthened by magic power, and there are light-colored heart glasses on the face.

Zhao Gang is wearing a golden scum girl with big curly hair, wearing a pink enchanting long dress, with girly magic gloves on his hands, and black stockings on his feet.

Look at yourself again.

The stalwart body wearing a plaid scarf, the strong arms with protruding veins in gorgeous girlish gloves, and the thick heels wearing white silk socks
Li Qingzhi looked at it and couldn't help nodding.

"It turns out that we have always been cute." He said with a full face of conviction.

Not only Li Qingzhi, but Lin Dahua and Zhao Gang also showed extremely convinced expressions on their faces.

"Probably because we are so cute, people can't accept our existence, so they choose to call the police after seeing us." Lin Dahua said sincerely, "The reason why the police station want us is not because We're middle-aged transvestites, but because we're cute magical girls on the run."

"That's right, that's right." Zhao Gang nodded calmly, "All along, it's not us who are wrong, but this world."

After hearing what his companions said, Captain Lei instantly turned pale with shock.

"Hey, what medicine did you take wrongly? Do you also believe this kind of nonsense?" He couldn't help but shouted. "Hurry up and deal with this damned witch with me!"

However, when Captain Lei turned his head to look at the cute witch, he found that she was digging her nostrils and looking at him affectionately.

"Tsk..." He was sweating profusely for a moment, and couldn't help taking a step back.

Although he was afraid, but inspired by the sense of justice in his heart, Captain Lei chose to face the difficulties and waved his iron fist of justice at the cute witch.

The result of the battle ended with the defeat of Captain Lei.

Li Qingzhi and the others didn't participate in the battle because they were entangled in how cute they were.

What makes Captain Ray feel bad is that the cute witch takes his precious panties after he loses.

"Just keep it as a souvenir of our meeting," she said, waving her panties before leaving.

It wasn't until he rushed home and put on new underwear that Captain Lei heaved a sigh of relief.

"Damn it, guys like Qingzhi are completely unreliable when it comes to critical moments." He couldn't help but said angrily, "Someone even took away my precious underwear."

But after thinking of the affectionate look of the cute witch, Captain Lei couldn't help being taken aback.

Then his face turned red.

After recovering, he quickly shook his head, trying to wake himself up.

"No, Keton, you can't be depressed like this!" He said quickly, "Call Yuumi first and see what it thinks."

Generally speaking, Yuumi's phone is basically difficult to get through.

Because it is either participating in the silver party, or it is on the way to participate in the silver party.

But Captain Lei has enough confidence this time, because cats and dogs all over the world have turned into uncle faces, including those little female cats that Yuumi usually likes most.

"Since it's all like this, Yuumi should have no interest at all, so she can devote her energy to saving the world." He said to himself.

However, the situation was far beyond Captain Lei's expectations.

After the kittens all over the world turned into uncle faces, Yuumi not only didn't hold back, but continued to participate in the silver party even more vigorously.

Captain Lei immediately realized that Yuumi probably awakened some bad habits this time.

In the following days, the situation continued to develop in a bad direction.

The cute witch used her power again and took away the third cutest thing from the world.

As for what that is.
One morning as usual, Captain Lei got up early and went to the bathroom to wash and shave.When he saw himself in the mirror with sleepy eyes, he couldn't help but spray all the toothbrush water out of his mouth.

Because for some reason, he is no longer bald, but has grown a head of black and thick hair.

"How could this be?" He quickly reached out and stroked his hair.

After thinking about it carefully, he immediately understood what was going on.Because the cute witch thinks his bald head is cute.

"Perhaps because you think the bald head is the cutest thing in the world, so you plundered it mercilessly?" he said to himself.

Touching his hair, Captain Lei couldn't help but smile.

"I didn't expect this cute witch to do good deeds." He said happily, "Now I am no longer bald, I am no longer bald."

When people realized what was going on, the cute witch once again projected her own image in front of TV screens and mobile phone screens all over the world.

At this time, she had a very bright bald head, and on both sides of her head were two strands of long hair combed into twin ponytails.

"That's right," she said softly, "Stupid and pathetic humans, the third cutest thing I've taken from your world is your bald heads!"

Under the gaze of the shocked eyes of human beings all over the world, she spoke word by word.

"You'll never know what a lovely combination a bald head and twin ponytails are!"

For bald people all over the world, being deprived of their baldness is not a very bad thing, and it is not even considered a harm.

After all, they all had thick black hair.

The only ones that were seriously hurt were the hair transplant establishments, which went out of business.

Of course, there are also people who really love bald heads and have strongly condemned the cute witch.

Humming softly, Captain Lei came to the Witch Countermeasure Bureau refreshed.He never thought that he could actually go to work in the countermeasure bureau with his beautiful hair on his head.

However, after a long time, he realized that something was wrong.

Because in decades, he has long been used to his bald head.After thinking about it, Captain Lei couldn't help reaching out and touching his bald head, with a very melancholy look in his eyes.

"It turns out that I can't live without it for a long time." He couldn't help saying.

At this moment, high-level officials from various countries are already preparing for negotiations.

Because the facts show that the cute witch cannot be expelled through fighting, and everyone does not know what she will take away next.

Under the strong demands of the people, the top officials of various countries had no choice but to prepare to negotiate with the cute witch and ask her to stop.

For their request, the cute witch readily agreed.

Not long after, the meeting was formally held.

The high-level officials sent by various countries took their seats in the meeting room one after another, with extremely serious expressions on their faces.

"No matter what, the world cannot live without twintails." A senior executive couldn't help saying, "That's what really makes people yearn for a better life."

The person sitting next to him couldn't help it.

"Don't you care about those cats and dogs who are turned into uncle faces?" He couldn't help but said, "My cats are now stealing my Huazi every day, and molesting my 93-year-old grandma!"

"What is this?" The other person said slowly, two lines of tears could not help but flow down his face. "I've lost my cherished bald head forever."

The three of them looked at each other with firm expressions in their eyes.

"No matter what... we must take back what belongs to us." They said in unison.

Not long after, the cute witch came to the meeting room.

She slowly sat down in the center, surrounded by high-level people with extremely serious expressions.

The senior executive sitting in the front row cleared his throat, and then spoke.

"If it's okay, we can start negotiations now."

"I'm very busy, let's just get straight to the point." The cute witch said calmly, "What exactly do you want me to do?"

"To put it simply, we want you to stop here." A senior executive replied, "Of course, as a party to the negotiation, we will also make some concessions."

The cute witch shook her head lightly when she heard the words, a smile appeared on her face.

"Impossible," she said, "everything lovely in this world belongs to me."

"So there's nothing to talk about, right?" A high-level person said softly.

At this moment, the expressions of all the people in the audience became extremely dignified.

In fact, when they sit at the negotiating table, they are already at a disadvantage.Generally speaking, the witch will be expelled, and only when the witch in front of him cannot be dealt with will he choose to negotiate.

While rubbing her chin and looking at the crowd with interest, the cute witch suddenly thought of something, and a smile appeared on the bearded uncle's face.

"No, there is still a possibility." She said softly. "If you can do what I said, maybe I can consider making a little concession."

"Just say what you want!" a high-level executive said immediately.

As soon as the words were spoken, he felt remorse for his eagerness, and the people sitting around him also cast reproachful looks.

The cute witch smiled softly.

"Are you ready? I'm going to say it." She looked at the people in front of her.

"Well, you can say whatever you want. We will carefully consider your choice."

Under everyone's gaze, the cute witch spoke word by word.

"I want Renekton."

"Rekton?" A high-level executive was lost in thought when he heard this, "You mean the desert butcher, right?"

"It should be. I often use Yasuo to fight against it in the top lane." Another high-ranking officer nodded repeatedly, and the others followed suit with a sigh of relief.

However, after hearing the cute witch's explanation, they realized that Renekton was actually a staff member of the Witch Countermeasure Bureau, and that his bald head had recently become full of hair.

"No matter what method you use, as long as I can get this man, I am willing to make some concessions." The cute witch said.As she spoke, a look of unsatisfactory expression appeared on her face. "Speaking of which, that's really a damn sweet man."

The high-level executives looked at each other, and then acted urgently.

"Hurry up! Find this desert butcher quickly! It's this man named Renekton."

In the office of the Witch Countermeasure Bureau, Captain Lei was sitting at the desk, watching his beautiful hair with a mobile phone camera.

There were footsteps coming from far and near in the corridor, the door was quickly pushed open, and two hurried official operators walked in.

"What's wrong?" Captain Lei immediately put away his mobile phone after seeing it, stood up and looked at them.

He also deliberately stroked his own hair in front of the two of them.

The two official operators communicated silently with their eyes for a while, with a look of difficulty on their faces.

"Dear Mr. Renekton, you may need to make some sacrifices." One of them said with difficulty.

After understanding their intentions, Captain Lei fell into silence.He slowly sat down on the chair, and gently touched his face with his hands.

"Let me think about it," he whispered.

Sitting slumped on the chair, Captain Lei closed his eyes and fell into deep thought.

He never imagined that one day he would choose to subjugate a witch for the safety of all mankind.The image of the cute witch with the uncle's face, bald head and double ponytails gradually emerged in his mind, and he couldn't get rid of it.

When he recalled the affectionate eyes of the cute witch in front of the public toilet, Captain Lei couldn't help but feel his heart skip a beat.

Actually, it's not impossible.

Just when he opened his eyes resolutely, ready to agree to the two official operators in front of him.The two official operators seemed to hear some order from the headsets they were wearing, and immediately shook their heads at Captain Lei.

"Sorry to disturb Mr. Renekton, we will not agree to the conditions of the cute witch." One of them said.

"Ah?" A surprised expression appeared on Captain Lei's face.

In fact, the high-level human beings in the conference room regretted it not long after agreeing to the cute witch.Because they learned that Renekton, whom the cute witch wants, is a member of the Witch Countermeasure Bureau, and can even be said to be a hero.For many years he has been fighting on the front line against monsters and witches.

"No matter what, we can't chill our hero." A high-level person sighed.

In fact, everyone has seen Captain Lei’s photo just now, and after seeing the photo, everyone has to admit
This is indeed a cute bald man.

Giving such a cute bald head to a cute witch to ruin, no one can accept such a thing.

"So we won't agree to your request, and there's no need to continue this negotiation." The leading executive said coldly to the cute witch, "Yes, we will fight you to the end!"

In the office at this moment, the two official officers also explained the reason to Captain Lei.

"The situation is like this." They bowed slightly apologetically to Captain Lei, "We guess you won't be willing to sacrifice yourself, right?"

Captain Lei shook his head lightly upon hearing this.

"Actually, it's not impossible." After he said this softly, he immediately raised his voice a bit. "Of course, I chose to sacrifice for the sake of all mankind. This is absolutely true!"

However, the two official operators did not listen to Captain Lei's words, they just apologized repeatedly, and then quickly left the office.

In the conference room, the cute witch frowned slightly.

"Not only you, but even Renekton himself rejected my request." The expression on her face became more and more angry, and she looked like she was about to explode at any time.

However, in the next second, a fascinated smile appeared on her face.

"As expected of the man I fancy, he is becoming more and more fascinating."

"As the leader and hero of the Witch Countermeasure Bureau, Mr. Renekton has always been steadfast, and he will never agree to the request of a lowly witch like you." A high-level person said coldly, "Also, he asked us to tell you One sound. The underwear you took from his crotch, he will take it back with his own hands!"

"Then come on!" A smile appeared on the cute witch's face. "In the next time, I will take away the lovely things in the world one by one, hahahahahaha!"

After that, she took a taxi and left.

All the high-level executives in the conference room looked at each other and fell into deep thought.

After a long time, a high-level person spoke softly.

"Since the negotiation has broken down, how should we deal with this witch?"

"I'm still more concerned about what cute things she will take away next," another executive said.

In fact, there is no need for everyone to guess, because the cute witch made another move a few days later.

This time she took away the cute faces from women all over the world and replaced them with uncle faces.

And this uncle's face still looks like Sun Xiaochuan.

For a time, men all over the world fell into deep silence.

(End of this chapter)

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