What should I do if I suddenly become a magical girl?

Chapter 259 The Seagull Meets the Tauren Again (6K)

"To put it simply, what question do you want to consult this time?" Dr. Chen asked politely.

After coughing a few times, Seagull Adi said.

"I have a younger brother, his name is Ake"

"Stop!" Doctor Chen immediately stretched out his hand and made a prohibitive gesture after hearing it.After Seagull Adi stopped talking, he looked at it patiently, and said softly: "Mr. Adi, there is no one else here, so you can safely and boldly say, is the brother you mentioned really yours?" Own."

"No, this time I really have a younger brother." Seagull Adi explained.

Dr. Chen just shook his head slowly, with a look of deep hatred on his face.

"The thing I hate the most in my life is someone lying to me." He said word by word.When Seagull Adi was about to explain, he immediately took out his stethoscope and put it on its chest, closed his eyes and listened.

A few seconds later, he put away his stethoscope, nodded slightly, and the expression on his face softened.

"You really didn't lie to me, then we can continue." He smiled.

After a pause, Seagull Adi continued to speak.

"Simply put, my current troubles come from my brother's girlfriend," it said.

"What's going on?" Doctor Chen asked. "By the way, who is your brother's girlfriend? What is she like in general? What are her outstanding talents?"

Seagull Adi was silent for a while, then spoke slowly.

"She is 5.4 meters long and weighs 680 kilograms. Her specialty is that she can bite a prey, perform a death roll, and tear it apart. She has a failed marriage and has 45 children with her ex-husband.

After taking a deep breath, it continued.

"Doctor Chen, my brother's girlfriend is actually a Nile crocodile."

To Seagull Adi's surprise, Dr. Chen didn't change his expression, and even nodded with a smile.

"Really?" he said. "Isn't that nice."

"Ah?" Seagull Adi frowned.

Recalling the appearance of Mary the crocodile, and his younger brother's obsessed expression towards Mary, it finally couldn't help it.

On the desk, the seagull, which had always been elegant and decent in the eyes of others, began to thump desperately, roaring indistinctly.

"No! I just can't accept it!" It couldn't help but said, "What kind of girlfriend is my brother looking for? A female crocodile weighing several hundred kilograms! There are 45 children! Ah! I really You're going crazy! Kill me quickly!"

In the face of his patient's gaffe, Dr. Chen remained calm.

"Mr. Addy, I think I understand your question completely," he said.

Seagull Adi quickly regained his senses and looked at Dr. Chen again.

"So, Doctor Chen, how to solve this problem?"

Dr. Chen patiently enlightened it.

"Mr. Adi, didn't you also find a female brown bear weighing several hundred catties as your girlfriend? It stands to reason that you should be mentally prepared. Why are you so upset about your brother's finding a female crocodile as his girlfriend?" What?" he asked patiently.

"No, I just can't accept it!" Seagull Adi couldn't help saying.

Doctor Chen's expression became serious after hearing this.

"Then let's solve the problem," he said, "if you just break up your brother and the female crocodile, your worries will be solved."

Seagull Adi fell into deep thought after hearing this.It began to think seriously, that is, compared with its own thoughts and the happiness of its younger brother, which one is more important.

Soon, it came up with an answer.

"I still can't accept that if Ake lives with that female crocodile and her 45 children, I will have nightmares every night." He looked into Dr. Chen's eyes and couldn't help saying word by word. "Yes, I am the kind of vicious elder who wants to forcibly break up the relationship of the younger generation in TV dramas. I don't mind what others think of me, anyway, I just want my younger brother to end this relationship as soon as possible, no matter what it is All means are available.”

Doctor Chen nodded upon hearing this.

"Okay, then let's end its relationship in the way that hurts your brother the least," he said. "Actually, Mr. Adi, I have a good solution now."

"Oh? Then please explain in detail." Seagull Adi's eyes lit up when he heard it.

"That's the tauren." Dr. Chen said.

"Doctor Chen, I don't know what you mean by the tauren." Seagull Adi couldn't help asking.

"I know an old friend. He is a lover and a tauren master." Dr. Chen said, "He is very good at stealing other people's girlfriends."

Seagull Adi's eyes lit up when he heard the words, and he already understood what Dr. Chen meant.

Please ask Dr. Chen's lover friend to help pry away Mary's girlfriend, so that Ake, who has been raped, will give up this relationship.Although this will cause some psychological damage to it, there is no better way now.

"It's really a good idea, Dr. Chen." It couldn't help but nodded.

"There is one more thing I didn't tell you." Dr. Chen said.

"What's the matter?" Seagull Adi asked.

Under its suspicious gaze, Dr. Chen slowly loosened his white coat, revealing the white shirt inside.I saw a tauren icon imprinted on the white shirt.

After seeing this scene, Seagull Adi couldn't help being stunned.

"Doctor Chen, what is this?"

"That's right, I'm a Tauren lover." Dr. Chen said solemnly, "Long live the Tauren, the Pure Love Party will die for me."

Seagull Adi came to his senses and began to applaud.

"Are you a tauren fan too? Mr. Adi?" Dr. Chen asked.

"I'm not, but I've noticed that I have this tendency." Seagull Adi replied seriously, "But then again, Dr. Chen, this time the object is a female crocodile weighing several hundred catties. Are you sure your friend can do it? ?"

"Of course no problem, my friend is very strong." Dr. Chen nodded.

Then he made a phone call to his friend.Not long after, his friend took a taxi to the office.

Seagull Adi immediately looked at Dr. Chen's friend, and what surprised him was that the lover of the tauren was actually a 70-[-]-year-old man with a bald head.

"This is your friend of the Holy Spirit?" It looked at Dr. Chen with disbelief.

"Don't be fooled by his appearance, he is a devil who is very good at playing with women's psychology." Dr. Chen said word by word.

Seagull Adi heard the words and looked at the old man in the Mediterranean, and the old man nodded at him.

"Don't worry, sir, I am a professional tauren." He said solemnly, "No matter what kind of woman it is, I will pry her away from her boyfriend!"

"I hope." Seagull Adi said. "Speaking of which, what is your charging standard?"

"20 once, guaranteed to succeed. Don't bargain with me, I hate this kind of behavior the most." The old man said word by word, "By the way, Mr. Seagull, what kind of woman is the target you mentioned? ?”

"A Nile crocodile weighing several hundred catties." Seagull Adi said, "If you find it difficult, I can add more money."

After hearing that the target of this attack was a Nile crocodile, the old man frowned and began to think.

Immediately afterwards, he stretched out his ten fingers to Seagull Adi.

"100 million?" Seagull Adi said in surprise, "I can't accept this at all! Or just forget it!"

The old man shook his head upon hearing this.

"No, you misunderstood Mr. Adi, this time you only need 10 yuan." He said.

"Why?" Seagull Adi asked suspiciously.

Under its gaze, a smile gradually appeared on the corner of the old man's mouth.

"Because I'm starting to get excited." He licked his lips as he said, his eyes lit up.

".You really are an amazing person."

Soon Adi the Seagull reached an agreement with the old man, and the old man came forward to seduce Mary the crocodile.When he succeeds and makes Seagull Ake give up the relationship, Seagull Adi will immediately transfer 10 yuan to his account.

To his surprise, when he learned that Mary Crocodile and his ex-husband had 45 children, the old man took the initiative to reduce the 10 yuan just negotiated to 5 yuan.

"It's getting more and more exciting." He licked his lips, eyes brighter and brighter.

"If you join our tauren camp, we can also provide you with a discount, Mr. Adi." Doctor Chen next to him did not forget to remind.

Seagull Adi thought about it for a while, then shook his head slightly.

"Let's forget it," it said.

After leaving the mental hospital, it flew to the Witch Countermeasure Bureau to continue its busy work of the day.After get off work, Seagull Ake didn't go home with Seagull Adi, but happily flew towards the zoo.

Seeing this, Seagull Adi just sighed helplessly.

"Ake, don't blame Big Brother." It thought silently, "Big Brother is all for your own good."

After returning home, it started to have dinner with his wife Ayu.

"Why didn't Ake come back with you today?" Ayu couldn't help asking.

"It went to meet its girlfriend." Seagull Adi asked softly.

A smile appeared on Ayu's face when he heard it.

"That's great." She said sincerely, "Young couples are like this when they first start dating, think about when you and I first met."

Seagull Adi put down his bowl and chopsticks when he heard it, and quickly shook his head.

"No, it's not good at all." It said word for word.

The smile on Ayu's face disappeared after hearing this, and she frowned and looked at her seagull husband.

"Adi, what's the matter with you?" She said angrily, "Your brother finally fell in love, but I think you seem very unhappy."

Seagull Adi was stunned for a while when he heard the words, and then went crazy.

"Yes! I just can't accept this relationship!" It yelled while fluttering its wings on the dinner table. "A seagull and a crocodile weighing hundreds of catties! My God! What kind of relationship is this! Why is it my brother! Kill me!"

Ayu's expression became serious after hearing this.

"Adi, your thinking is so selfish!" She couldn't help saying. "Think about when you were at the beginning, you and your brother became the most wanted criminals in the world, and you fell in love with Misha, a brown bear who also weighed several hundred kilograms, but how did your brother do it?"

Seagull Adi fell into silence after hearing it.

It has already thought of how Seagull Adi did it.Although he didn't understand his love affair with the brown bear Misha, Ake the Seagull resolutely chose to support his elder brother, not only helping him divert the pursuers of the Witch Countermeasures Bureau, but even telling the truth on the TV camera after being arrested. The phrase "Brother, you must be happy!".

Tears flowed silently from the corners of Seagull Adi's eyes.At this moment, it has realized what a serious mistake it has made.

"I was wrong." It said in a daze, "Adi supported me like that at the beginning, but I did such a thing."

Ayu hugged Seagull Adi tenderly.

"Adi, it's because you love your brother so much and are worried that it will be hurt, so you made a mistake." She said, "It's okay, just look at it."

"Yes." Seagull Adi nodded.

After cuddling in his wife's arms for a while, it immediately realized a serious problem and immediately broke away from his wife's arms.

"What's wrong, Adi?" Ayu asked suspiciously.

"In order to separate Ake and Mary, I hired a tauren expert to pry Mary away!" Seagull Adi anxiously took out his mobile phone, "No, I have to let him stop now."

Soon he called the old man in the Mediterranean.

"What's the matter, Mr. Adi?" the Mediterranean old man asked.

"The situation has changed temporarily, and the plan has been cancelled!" Seagull Adi said anxiously. "I can give you some money as compensation! How about 1 yuan?"

After hearing this, the old Mediterranean man fell into deep thought.It wasn't long before he answered.

"No."

"Why?" Seagull Adi asked suspiciously, "Isn't it cool to get 1 yuan for nothing?"

"You are wrong, Mr. Adi, it is more enjoyable to be a Tauren than to get 1 yuan for nothing!" the Mediterranean old man said loudly.As he spoke, there was a wicked smile on the corner of his mouth, and he licked his lips unsatisfied.

"And I'm getting excited now."

Before Seagull Adi could react, the old Mediterranean man hung up the phone.

Seagull Adi was stunned for a while, and then sweated profusely.

"It's over, everything is over!"

The Mediterranean old man has already developed a strong interest in Mary, even if it increases the money, he will not stop.It wouldn't be long before he'd succeeded in prying Mary away, playing with her and throwing her away.And Ake's first love will be completely broken.

At this moment, Seagull Adi finally realized what kind of mistake he had made.It created the tauren with its own hands and destroyed the happiness of its younger brother.

"Don't be nervous, don't be afraid." It comforted itself, trying to calm itself down. "Adi, you are the smartest! Use your little brain! Come up with a good solution!"

Soon, Seagull Adi thought of a way, and a smile appeared on his face.

"Ayu, I'll go out for a while. I'll be right back." It said.

It didn't take long before it flew to a club, and the title of the club read "Pure Love Club."

Yes, this is a club organized by a group of people who believe in pure love, each of whom hates the tauren.

Seeing a seagull fly by, people in the club got up.One of the bald-headed men stopped Seagull Adi and stretched out his hand to it.

"Wait! Are you a pure love party or a tauren party?" he asked.

Facing the question from the bald man, Seagull Adi said without hesitation: "Of course I am a pure love party, and the tauren will die for me."

The bald man had a look of relief in his eyes when he heard the words, and nodded to Seagull Adi.

"Welcome to the Pure Love Club." He extended his hand to Seagull Adi sincerely.

After shaking hands with the bald man, Seagull Adi said seriously to him and the people behind him: "Everyone, I found a damn tauren!"

As soon as they heard that there was a tauren, everyone immediately showed expressions of righteous indignation.

"What? The damn tauren appeared?"

"He must be hit hard!"

"Pure love reigns supreme!"

The bald man stared into Seagull Adi's eyes, and said in a loud voice, "How did you find him, and how did you confirm that he was a tauren?"

After pondering for a moment, Seagull Adi said: "He is an old man from the Mediterranean Sea. This time he wants to destroy the relationship between my seagull brother and his girlfriend."

Hearing this, the bald man was furious, with veins sprouting on his forehead, and he clenched his fists tightly.

"The current tauren is really disgusting! They actually shot such a cute and innocent female seagull!" he said.

"No, you misunderstood sir." Seagull Adi said frankly, "In fact, my brother's girlfriend is a female crocodile weighing several hundred kilograms. She and her ex-husband have 45 children."

The bald man and his companions were even more frightened when they heard this.

"What? He actually shot such a cute and innocent female crocodile? And she's a wife?" After he finished speaking in astonishment, he immediately became furious. "Simply inexcusable!"

After Seagull Adi informed the old man Mediterranean, the members of the Pure Love Club found the old man Mediterranean immediately and imposed justice on him.

In this regard, the Mediterranean old man who was beaten black and blue was shocked.

"Why did you come to beat me! At least tell me the reason!" He couldn't help saying.

The bald man sneered, folded his arms and said, "Because you are a Tauren, and we are Pure Love Party."

"Now I'll give you a chance, as long as you change your mind and join our pure love camp, we'll let the past go." He stretched out his hand to the old Mediterranean man. "Come on, become a warrior of pure love like us!"

The old Mediterranean man just sneered when he heard it.

"Good idea, I will be a tauren until I die!" He said righteously, "Long live the tauren!"

In the end, he was beaten into the hospital by members of the Pure Love Party.

Facing the police who came to inquire, the leading bald man frankly stretched out his hands and let them put handcuffs on him.

"All of this was done by me alone, and has nothing to do with my companions." He said proudly. "Pure love fighters do things alone!"

After learning that his plan had succeeded, Seagull Adi breathed a sigh of relief when he returned home.

At this time, it received a call from the old man.

"Hello? What's the matter?" Seagull Adi asked pretending to be ignorant.

"I encountered some temporary difficulties, and I can't move for the time being." The Mediterranean old man in the hospital replied while letting the nurses bandage himself.

"Oh, is it?" Seagull Adi replied, "That's really a pity, sir, so can our plan be cancelled?"

"No!" The old man in the Mediterranean flickered, and licked his lips evilly. "I said that I am a professional, Mr. Adi. As a Tauren warrior, I will not back down just because of this difficulty!"

"Don't worry, Mr. Adi, I will definitely complete my task as soon as possible." He said.

Seagull Adi silently hung up the phone after hearing it.

"Let's not find someone from the Pure Love Club to beat him up." It thought to itself.

At this moment, the door opened, and Seagull Ake came back listlessly.Seeing its appearance, Seagull Adi immediately went up to meet it.

"What's the matter, Ake?" it asked suspiciously. "Didn't you go on a date with Mary? Why do you look very unhappy?"

Seagull Ake looked at his elder brother in frustration, and then threw himself into his arms and cried bitterly.

"Brother Wu, I'm broken in love." It said very sadly.

"Huh? Lovelorn?" Seagull Adi was stunned.

Seagull Ake immediately talked to it.

When the seagull Ake flew to the zoo excitedly after get off work, he saw his girlfriend nestling in the arms of a crow.

And the crow turned its head to look at Ake who was stunned, with a wicked smile on his face.After regaining his senses, Seagull Ake rushed to the crow angrily and started fighting with it.

It is no problem to deal with a crow with its fighting power, but what makes it sad is that his girlfriend chose to side with the crow.

Aya the crocodile roared angrily at Ake the seagull, protected the crow behind him, and tried to bite Ake the seagull to perform a death roll.

This time, Seagull Ake finally understood what was going on.

Not only did the crow pry away her own Aya, Aya herself also chose to cheat.

At that time, it was completely stunned, and two lines of tears could not help but flow from the corners of its eyes.

After saying this, Seagull Ake couldn't help crying in his elder brother's arms.

"Brother, I don't believe in love anymore! Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo."

Seagull Adi didn't expect that his younger brother would be captured by the Tauren after all.Right now, he can't help anything, so he can only comfort his younger brother softly.

"Okay, okay, don't cry Ake." It said, "You are so good, you will still find a suitable partner in the future. Why don't I accompany you to other zoos when I have time to see if there are hundreds A heavy and cute female crocodile?"

Seagull Ake left his big brother's embrace and wiped his tears with his wings.

"No, brother, I will never fall in love again," it said.

(End of this chapter)