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Chapter 105 Version Update
Chapter 105 Version Update
【New Version: Old Blues】
[In this version, we have opened a resurrection point deep in the wasteland and brought a series of new tasks.All players, please save your personal belongings before one o'clock in the morning, and log off in advance]
[We have launched a leader of the players: Queen of Monsters, Alps Youlin. 】
Below the update page, there is a photo.
A girl with an immature face, pursed lips, and wearing a graceful and luxurious long dress squinted her eyes, seemingly sleeping.
To her, it seems that all the attention is nothing more than that, and no one can make her take it seriously.
So domineering and exposed.
On the forum, netizens suddenly became excited.
[Netizen A]: I love it!I declare that this is my wife!
[Netizen A has been banned by the administrator]
[Netizen B]: Queen, please step on me with your feet!
[Netizen C]: If you think too much, the Queen will not reward you.She only rewards me!Queen!I am your dog!Your most loyal dog!Please let me kneel down and kiss your feet!
[Netizen D]: How do I feel, the queen's expression is not contempt, but she is simply tired, taking a break from her busy schedule?Sometimes I finish my homework with this expression.
[Netizen C replied to Netizen D]: Primary school student, right?I tell you, no one knows the Queen better than I do!
[Supreme Crazy Young Master]:? ? ?
……
[Supreme Kuang Shao]: Administrator, are you asking the artist to make clothes for the new NPC according to the queen's uniform of cosplay?
[Luoshui Three Thousands]: That's right.Potato girl, look, doesn't it fit well?
[Supreme Kuang Shao]: Admin, although it's just a game, you can report the queen's measurements without even thinking about it... To be honest, isn't it a little too perverted?
[Luoshui Three Thousands]: Of course we have to keep improving. (dog head)
【Supreme Crazy Young Master】: (smiling and touching the dog's head)
……
[In this version, we have expanded the server capacity to strive for more new players to enter the game.After that, we will open a batch of new player places from time to time.The number of new players this time: 50. 】
In the university dormitory where Xiaodai lived, four men gathered together.
"Success or failure is here!"
They have serious faces and are full of energy, as if they are discussing important matters together.
"This..." Xiaodai said in embarrassment, "I can draw a quota for one person at most, and basically I won't win. My internal test quota, it's just luck."
A fat man next to him showed a crying face and hugged Xiaodai tightly.
"Little fool! Look over there!"
The fat man pointed to the game cabin in the corner of the dormitory: "The most expensive game cabin on the market, the Red Dragon series, a production line for military and civilian use! Although I can only buy the castrated version for civilian use, I have tried my best! I have everything ready! , Xiaodai, Xiaodai—"
Hearing the fat man's soul-stirring cry, Xiaodai showed embarrassment: "This is just a lottery, almost like a lottery. I've never been lucky since I was a child."
"father!"
With a sound of father, the stone was shocked!
The fat man squatted down softly, hugging Xiao Dai's thigh, and kept pretending to cry.
Xiaodai closed his eyes and said, "It's about to start."
There was silence in the dormitory, just like the dead silence before the war.
five four three two one!
Xiao Dai used the mouse to click on the sign-up icon.
For a while, the entire forum page was stuck, with various pop-up warnings and broken windows stacked one after another.
"Did you make it?"
The eyes of the roommates were full of hope. Looking at the computer screen, it was like staring at a warm campfire in the dark night.
After a full minute, the machine was stuck until the forum almost collapsed, and then slowly recovered.
The forum automatically restarts and reloads.
"You have obtained the game qualification of the game "Cyber Psychosis", please register according to the regulations, and..."
Just looking at the first line, the fat roommate suddenly looked up to the sky and laughed, saying "I've won! I've won!" such crazy words, while rushing out of the dormitory, knocking on the doors of nearby dormitories one by one, sharing their joy.
After 2 minutes, he came back again.
"Little Daddy! You are my big daddy!" Fatty said excitedly, spitting all over the place, "This game qualification, the market has been speculated for a quota of 100 million yuan, and there is no price!"
With blood on his face, he hugged Xiaodai and kissed him hard on the face, still mumbled: "Xiaodai! You are my dear father! My dear father!"
Xiao Dai finally broke free, and hurried to the toilet to wash his face.
He didn't feel clean anymore.
As soon as I wash my face, I want to wash my hair; as soon as I wash my hair, I want to take a bath; as soon as I take a bath, I want to swim in the sea.
Swimming in the sea is nothing to hope for, but washing your face has become a bath.
His fat roommate was already lying anxiously in the game cabin, pinching his face to "beautify".
This can't help but remind Xiaodai of the video of the famous anchor [Reverse smoking like a fairy] on the forum: "Let me say one thing first, in the game, there is no three-day resurrection time limit for the novice story of fighting a berserker in the arena. Berserkers are much dumber than real ones. According to the game settings, the arena is just an illusion.
Seriously.Audience friends, especially male compatriots, don't think about useless things every day.
In the game, you spend precious face pinching points, which are actually useless at all.After all, this game is not a dirty game, and you can't even take off the tights in key parts.Remember, it's not worth it.If you pinch it too abnormally, maybe your game character will be banned from entering the game.
And those who want to make themselves into aliens, or strange creatures, let me advise you, the anchor, the aesthetics of the people in Giant Spirit City is also the same as ours.You can pinch your face to be down to earth, but please don't be down to earth!Some players' aesthetics are too advanced, which is too early for the entire human group. "
Xiao Dai turned off the switch of the shower head, and walked out of the toilet in a pair of underwear.
He picked up his phone and found that there was a missed call on it.
Call back.
"Hello? Who is it?" Xiao Dai asked.
If it was a salesman, he hung up the phone.
"Xiaodai," a lazy female voice familiar to Xiaodai came from the other end of the phone, "I've arrived at the gate of your university, the north gate. Shouldn't I go to the wrong campus?"
It's the voice of Potato Girl.
"Sister?" Xiaodai was stunned, "Why are you here? Also, how do you know my phone number and the school?"
The Tudou girl on the other end of the phone said: "When you enter the game, don't you have to fill in the detailed registration and verify your real name. You may not know that I am one of the shareholders of the operating company of the game "Cyber Psychosis". Although It’s a bit of a violation of the rules for the shareholders to check the user’s personal file, but I didn’t disclose it, so it’s fine. Do you have time to come down for a walk?”
"Yes, yes. I'll be down right away." Xiao Dai hung up the phone.
A roommate next to him took off his headphones: "Xiao Dai, I never heard that you have a sister?"
"I recognized it in the game."
"In the game?" The roommate looked at Xiaodai from head to toe, "a bit skinny, but the skeleton is not bad, it's better to eat protein powder for fitness; the face is also good, Xiaoshuai. Xiaodai. In this game you Dear sister, are you single? Are you rich?"
Xiao Dai was puzzled by the question: "Why are you asking this? Sister, she has never heard of having a boyfriend. What about money? At least a lot of money was spent on playing games."
The roommate rubbed his right hand against his chin, with a mysterious smile on his face: "Little Dai, you haven't figured it out yet, it's okay. Your clothes are too old, and you don't even have a famous brand on your whole body. In this way , I’ll pick out a suit of clothes for you from me, and you can change into it before you go.”
In a daze, Xiao Dai put on the clothes prepared by his roommate.
Looking in the mirror, I looked like a dog, and I was much more energetic.
(End of this chapter)
【New Version: Old Blues】
[In this version, we have opened a resurrection point deep in the wasteland and brought a series of new tasks.All players, please save your personal belongings before one o'clock in the morning, and log off in advance]
[We have launched a leader of the players: Queen of Monsters, Alps Youlin. 】
Below the update page, there is a photo.
A girl with an immature face, pursed lips, and wearing a graceful and luxurious long dress squinted her eyes, seemingly sleeping.
To her, it seems that all the attention is nothing more than that, and no one can make her take it seriously.
So domineering and exposed.
On the forum, netizens suddenly became excited.
[Netizen A]: I love it!I declare that this is my wife!
[Netizen A has been banned by the administrator]
[Netizen B]: Queen, please step on me with your feet!
[Netizen C]: If you think too much, the Queen will not reward you.She only rewards me!Queen!I am your dog!Your most loyal dog!Please let me kneel down and kiss your feet!
[Netizen D]: How do I feel, the queen's expression is not contempt, but she is simply tired, taking a break from her busy schedule?Sometimes I finish my homework with this expression.
[Netizen C replied to Netizen D]: Primary school student, right?I tell you, no one knows the Queen better than I do!
[Supreme Crazy Young Master]:? ? ?
……
[Supreme Kuang Shao]: Administrator, are you asking the artist to make clothes for the new NPC according to the queen's uniform of cosplay?
[Luoshui Three Thousands]: That's right.Potato girl, look, doesn't it fit well?
[Supreme Kuang Shao]: Admin, although it's just a game, you can report the queen's measurements without even thinking about it... To be honest, isn't it a little too perverted?
[Luoshui Three Thousands]: Of course we have to keep improving. (dog head)
【Supreme Crazy Young Master】: (smiling and touching the dog's head)
……
[In this version, we have expanded the server capacity to strive for more new players to enter the game.After that, we will open a batch of new player places from time to time.The number of new players this time: 50. 】
In the university dormitory where Xiaodai lived, four men gathered together.
"Success or failure is here!"
They have serious faces and are full of energy, as if they are discussing important matters together.
"This..." Xiaodai said in embarrassment, "I can draw a quota for one person at most, and basically I won't win. My internal test quota, it's just luck."
A fat man next to him showed a crying face and hugged Xiaodai tightly.
"Little fool! Look over there!"
The fat man pointed to the game cabin in the corner of the dormitory: "The most expensive game cabin on the market, the Red Dragon series, a production line for military and civilian use! Although I can only buy the castrated version for civilian use, I have tried my best! I have everything ready! , Xiaodai, Xiaodai—"
Hearing the fat man's soul-stirring cry, Xiaodai showed embarrassment: "This is just a lottery, almost like a lottery. I've never been lucky since I was a child."
"father!"
With a sound of father, the stone was shocked!
The fat man squatted down softly, hugging Xiao Dai's thigh, and kept pretending to cry.
Xiaodai closed his eyes and said, "It's about to start."
There was silence in the dormitory, just like the dead silence before the war.
five four three two one!
Xiao Dai used the mouse to click on the sign-up icon.
For a while, the entire forum page was stuck, with various pop-up warnings and broken windows stacked one after another.
"Did you make it?"
The eyes of the roommates were full of hope. Looking at the computer screen, it was like staring at a warm campfire in the dark night.
After a full minute, the machine was stuck until the forum almost collapsed, and then slowly recovered.
The forum automatically restarts and reloads.
"You have obtained the game qualification of the game "Cyber Psychosis", please register according to the regulations, and..."
Just looking at the first line, the fat roommate suddenly looked up to the sky and laughed, saying "I've won! I've won!" such crazy words, while rushing out of the dormitory, knocking on the doors of nearby dormitories one by one, sharing their joy.
After 2 minutes, he came back again.
"Little Daddy! You are my big daddy!" Fatty said excitedly, spitting all over the place, "This game qualification, the market has been speculated for a quota of 100 million yuan, and there is no price!"
With blood on his face, he hugged Xiaodai and kissed him hard on the face, still mumbled: "Xiaodai! You are my dear father! My dear father!"
Xiao Dai finally broke free, and hurried to the toilet to wash his face.
He didn't feel clean anymore.
As soon as I wash my face, I want to wash my hair; as soon as I wash my hair, I want to take a bath; as soon as I take a bath, I want to swim in the sea.
Swimming in the sea is nothing to hope for, but washing your face has become a bath.
His fat roommate was already lying anxiously in the game cabin, pinching his face to "beautify".
This can't help but remind Xiaodai of the video of the famous anchor [Reverse smoking like a fairy] on the forum: "Let me say one thing first, in the game, there is no three-day resurrection time limit for the novice story of fighting a berserker in the arena. Berserkers are much dumber than real ones. According to the game settings, the arena is just an illusion.
Seriously.Audience friends, especially male compatriots, don't think about useless things every day.
In the game, you spend precious face pinching points, which are actually useless at all.After all, this game is not a dirty game, and you can't even take off the tights in key parts.Remember, it's not worth it.If you pinch it too abnormally, maybe your game character will be banned from entering the game.
And those who want to make themselves into aliens, or strange creatures, let me advise you, the anchor, the aesthetics of the people in Giant Spirit City is also the same as ours.You can pinch your face to be down to earth, but please don't be down to earth!Some players' aesthetics are too advanced, which is too early for the entire human group. "
Xiao Dai turned off the switch of the shower head, and walked out of the toilet in a pair of underwear.
He picked up his phone and found that there was a missed call on it.
Call back.
"Hello? Who is it?" Xiao Dai asked.
If it was a salesman, he hung up the phone.
"Xiaodai," a lazy female voice familiar to Xiaodai came from the other end of the phone, "I've arrived at the gate of your university, the north gate. Shouldn't I go to the wrong campus?"
It's the voice of Potato Girl.
"Sister?" Xiaodai was stunned, "Why are you here? Also, how do you know my phone number and the school?"
The Tudou girl on the other end of the phone said: "When you enter the game, don't you have to fill in the detailed registration and verify your real name. You may not know that I am one of the shareholders of the operating company of the game "Cyber Psychosis". Although It’s a bit of a violation of the rules for the shareholders to check the user’s personal file, but I didn’t disclose it, so it’s fine. Do you have time to come down for a walk?”
"Yes, yes. I'll be down right away." Xiao Dai hung up the phone.
A roommate next to him took off his headphones: "Xiao Dai, I never heard that you have a sister?"
"I recognized it in the game."
"In the game?" The roommate looked at Xiaodai from head to toe, "a bit skinny, but the skeleton is not bad, it's better to eat protein powder for fitness; the face is also good, Xiaoshuai. Xiaodai. In this game you Dear sister, are you single? Are you rich?"
Xiao Dai was puzzled by the question: "Why are you asking this? Sister, she has never heard of having a boyfriend. What about money? At least a lot of money was spent on playing games."
The roommate rubbed his right hand against his chin, with a mysterious smile on his face: "Little Dai, you haven't figured it out yet, it's okay. Your clothes are too old, and you don't even have a famous brand on your whole body. In this way , I’ll pick out a suit of clothes for you from me, and you can change into it before you go.”
In a daze, Xiao Dai put on the clothes prepared by his roommate.
Looking in the mirror, I looked like a dog, and I was much more energetic.
(End of this chapter)
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