Stop it Cybermen, it's full of gamers

Chapter 16

"So hungry."

Potato girl climbed out of the game cabin and lay down on the skateboard which was longer than her.

Her silky long hair spread out, and as soon as her slender fingers slid on the ground, the skateboard took her out of the room and hit the window.

Although these wooden floors are slightly more expensive, the experience of skateboarding on them is much worse than that on tiles.

"The sun is so hot," Tudou girl covered her pretty face with pale palms, narrowed her eyes, "I'm so tired, I don't want to cook."

She kicked lightly with her bare feet and let the skateboard skillfully send her to a corner.

Sitting is worse than standing, and lying is worse than sitting.

If it's not so uncomfortable to eat while lying down, Tudou girl doesn't have to get up all day.

She rubbed her eyes, sat up, and looked out the window at the lush man-made landscape, a sparkling river, and two twenty-story apartment buildings.

"It's almost time to collect rent again, so annoying."

Potato girl looked out from the window on the third floor of the detached villa, and sighed faintly.

The monthly rent collection will last for three days, and those three days will always cause her extra pain.

It is very hard to walk through the two apartment buildings full of people, even if there is an elevator.

The potato girl lying on the giant skateboard picked up the landline phone without saying anything, just pressed a "1" button.

There is a line of small characters next to the "1" key, which reads: eat.

"Ma'am, what would you like to eat?" A young woman's polite voice came from the phone.

Potato girl closed her eyes, speaking softly and softly: "Braised chicken and rice."

"Okay," said the young woman, "are you ready to get up?"

Tudou girl gave a soft "hmm".

In less than 5 minutes, more than 20 beautiful young women walked into her villa and brought her lunch.

In front of the huge mirror, Tudou girl was bored and made expressions at the mirror.

Two young women stood beside her, combing her hair as she sat in a chair.

The life of the rich is so unpretentious and boring.

"Ma'am, I have your call."

She took the limited edition mobile phone: "Hello."

"Hello, have you ever considered going back to school to pursue a Ph.D.? With your talent, it's a pity that you only got a master's degree in the large category of computer."

"Not interested in."

"Our school will give you the best conditions. During your Ph.D. study, you will be given a monthly subsidy of [-]."

Ten thousand per month?
Potato girl hung up the phone directly.

It wasn't even enough for her pocket money.

She chose computer-related subjects for the postgraduate entrance examination, just out of interest; since she lost some hair, this interest has also dissipated.

"Little potatoes, little potatoes!"

Potato girl looked down from the window.

I saw a man with a young face trying to hold up a bouquet of roses, being taken away by two burly security guards.

"Little Tudou, I really like you!" He cried, "We have known each other for six years from college to graduate school, how can you be so cruel!"

Who is this person?

Tudou girl thought about it with her little brain, and realized that she didn't know her at all.

She turned her head and picked out her clothes for today.

……

after an hour.

Tudou girl was lying on the sofa, wearing her close-fitting pajamas and swiping her phone.

She doesn't want to wear socks.

The two little white feet swayed from side to side, sometimes fighting each other.

Skinny but not too thin foot curves, starting from the ankle, all the way to the round and pink nails on the toes.

She sent a question on her phone.

[Supreme Crazy Young Master]: What should I do if my body is weak?
A netizen replied: Quit hand punching

【Supreme Mad Young】: I am a woman
Another netizen said: find a boyfriend

[Supreme Crazy Young Master]:? ? ?I'm not a goblin who collects yang and nourishes yin.

She rolled her eyes.

It was okay when I was studying at school, but now when I go back to my home, I don’t socialize, and I don’t want to go out to exercise. I haven’t sunbathed seriously for a whole year.

Except for occasionally reading books like "Computer Programming from Beginning to Burial" to pass the time, she was very bored.

"Do you really want to find a boyfriend?" Tudou girl thought, shaking her head again.

Is the game not fun or the TV series not good to watch?

She casually clicked into the live broadcast room of the game anchor.

【Reverse smoking like a fairy】Teach you how to play "Cyber ​​Psychosis"!
The smoker's fat face made her frown.

"Guess what this is?" The smoker shoveled away a piece of mosaic with a shovel.

The surviving players are cleaning the battlefield, and the unidentified objects with mosaics are burned intensively, and the rest are divided among the players.

The barrage is not calm either.

【The mosaic turned into two lumps】

[The gunfight just now was really exciting, just like the real thing]

【Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow

【Dude, I don’t even have an internal beta number】

[Based on the length of the mosaic, I think it is a small intestine.By the way, do you know that the best pig intestine sashimi shop is next to the best anorectal hospital?Really delicious]

【What are you implying in front of you】

Potato girl sighed faintly.

She grabbed the black hair rope with her slightly raised mouth, then simply gathered her long hair with both hands and tied it tightly.

Walking barefoot on the floor exuding the aroma of logs, the girl in front of the big mirror put on a large black windbreaker and turned around in a circle.

The housekeeping company in Dawan has already cleaned this place, and bare feet will not get dusty.

However, she prefers games to reality.

Tudou girl compared the shape of a gun with her white palm, and shot herself in the mirror.

"boom!"

She voiced it with her soft voice, simulating the sound of a gunshot.

Potato girl pretended to be hit by herself and fell backwards on the giant skateboard that had been replaced with new bedding.

After a minute, she finally slid to the side of the game cabin.

She painted the entire game cabin pink, with a pair of folded rabbit ears on it.

Potato girl lay down and closed her eyes.

【loading……】

[ID confirmation, [Supreme Crazy Young Master]]

[Initial location: Happy House apartment public toilet]

……

Tudou girl walked out of the toilet.

A short-haired girl with purple dyed hair is banging her head against the wall on the left, and the one on the right is rolling her eyes while laughing.

"You!" There was another one who was quite normal, and raised a handful of mosaics towards her, "Do you want some stamps?"

"Not interested in."

As she walked, her eyes that had lost their light began to shine brightly, and the corners of her mouth curved unconsciously.

What's the point of reality, how fun is the game.

Potato girl jumped off a high platform and fell into a pile of black garbage bags.

In reality, she would never do such an image-destroying and dangerous thing.

However, this is a game, undead players have no taboos.

Attracted by her commotion, a gangster whistled flirtatiously at her.

Tudou girl walked over with a smile, aimed at the gangster's eyes and punched him hard.

Taking advantage of the time when the gangster was beaten into a daze, she ran away.

"Stop!" The gangster chased after him fiercely.

"Help!" Tudou girl ran and laughed, "There are NPCs trying to bully me!"

A dozen or so players kicking cans on the side of the road turned their heads and surrounded the gangster.

After some punching and kicking, the gangster raised his hands in surrender.

"I can give you some money." He burst into tears.

"Who wants your money?" one player said condescendingly, "Take off your pants."

The gangster looked terrified.

"I mean," the player knelt down, "your trousers are very rare, and the colorful ones are really a good fashion."

(End of this chapter)