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Chapter 161 The Battle of the Human Wife ([-])

On the vast wasteland, the vegetation is sparse.

A giant pig with a seat and a recliner on its back carried some players across.

Beside this old abandoned road, there is a temporary mobile barbecue stand.

The person who runs the barbecue stall is a player, and so are the diners.

He is used to carrying a single-shot rifle on his back, hunting in the desert, and then hunting the prey for barbecue and selling it for money, and buying new bullets with the money he gets.

In his own words, hunting in this no man's land is a man's romance.

The diners were eating barbecue, and suddenly their movements froze.

New missions, support missions.

The bosses of the land reclamation group are in trouble.

The owner extinguished the flame of the barbecue, and put the entire homemade barbecue car into the game backpack that has been expanded many times.

A faint wind of sand blew past his shoes, and he himself checked the long single-shot rifle, slung over his shoulder.

"Going to help?"

"I have something to do later, I have to go offline."

"Someone has a mother-in-law."

"What, niece? Hurry up, send me the picture!"

A diner observed the picture of the snake man: "Ugly is a bit ugly, but you can see that they are all in good shape. It doesn't matter, it's the same when the lights are turned off."

Another giant pig came running.

"Hey—" the player on the residence shouted, "Anyone want to do the task?"

"I!"

"And I!"

Players along the way sat on giant pigs one after another.

The shopkeeper is carrying a gun and sitting in the last position on the back of the giant pig.

He stepped on the pig's back with one foot hanging down, watching the deserted road covered with wind and sand after the giant pig ran past.

……

"For Brother Wolf!"

"For the boss!"

"For the human grandmother! For the little snake! For the snake girl!"

The player who shouted at the end ignored the strange eyes of other players.

Anyway, the modified face is used, and even acquaintances can't recognize it, and it's in the game again.

ah!very nice!Nothing is taboo!
He freely expressed his true thoughts, even if his XP was exposed, he didn’t care about it: "Everyone, this is a battle of human maidens! This is a battle of dignity! For the snake girl farm, for each human pet !"

While shouting, the player rushed into the hole of the underground facility.

"I want to go back," said a female player, "I'm not interested in the handsome basilisk. Or I'll play with the little sister in Giant Spirit City and play with the NPC bastard's ass."

The male player next to him dissuaded; "Bao, let's play for a while longer. There are fewer female players who are willing to stay in the wasteland for a long time, and there will be fewer people when you leave. And what's the point of the handsome monster? With me Handsome?"

The female player rolled her eyes: "Yes, yes, you are very handsome. You used to have nine-pack abs, but now they are all nine-pack."

The male player touched his stomach.

It's not lazy to go to the gym.

After half a year, all the muscles that should be fit together.

"Fizz!"

Together, the players rush into the hole in the underground facility and slide down the rope in the elevator shaft.

"Where was that person just now?"

"Look! He—"

The first player to rush in was pressing down on a snake man, using long metal sticks and ropes to tie it firmly.

With the protection of tights, he will never be able to do excessive things in the game; but even if he doesn't touch a few, it is still eye-catching to look at.

"From now on, you will be my pet," under the light of the players' flashlights, the player's voice is full of affection, "We will get acquainted soon. When can you wear a maid apron, give me some What about service, dear?"

He lowered his head and kissed the snake's head affectionately.

The female serpent almost went berserk.

With its IQ, it can't understand the player's behavior at all.

The "kiss" of this player, in its view, is to taste the saltiness before eating it.

"Fizz!"

The female snake man twisted wildly.

"Is this guy still normal?" The female player retched and almost vomited on her boyfriend's shoulder.

"That," the male player said shyly, "the maid apron...can you wear it? I want to see it."

The female player's almond eyes widened: "Don't even think about it! Perverted! Men are big pigs!"

She walked angrily to the other side.

"Hey, Bao, I was wrong, Bao!"

After walking for a short distance, the two began to make sticky intimate movements again.

The players behind them scratched their heads.

As a man born from his mother's womb, he has never held a girl's little hand outside. All the knowledge about women is heard from his younger sister who has been fighting with each other since childhood.

He once told his sister solemnly that every man has an egg changing period, just like changing teeth.

Seeing the scene in front of him, he felt as if he had realized something.

The scalp is a little itchy, maybe it's about to grow a brain.

"What about us?"

The player who scratched his head pointed to the player who pressed the snake, and then felt something wrong, and pointed to the darkness behind.

The players bypassed the snake-pressing players in a mighty manner and marched into the darkness.

[Player F]: Brother Wolf, where is the snake king?
[Player B]: Where are you from, buddy?Typing and speaking.

[Player C]: My DNA has moved, and I want to hang the beginning and force the end.

[Player D]: Stop typing, it's time to blame!

"I'm going to kill him first," Player D stared at the snakes rushing under the light, dumbfounded, "Is this a flash flood? Hit it with a hammer!"

Under the light of dozens of flashlights, the group of snakes almost occupied the wide rock wall.

"Tsk, it looks like I'm going to lure the snake out of the hole."

The players turned around tacitly and ran away.

The player who crushed the snake had just exhausted the snake man under him, and when he stood up, he saw other people running towards him frantically.

He immediately grabbed the limp female snake man and ran out of the cave.

……

outside the cave.

A large herd of giant pigs grunted.

Beside them are noisy players who are ready to form teams freely.

Even those life players who claim to stay in the Giant Spirit City where they can eat and drink until they die, came here out of curiosity about "human mothers".

"The watermelons in Giant Spirit City are sold cheap!" A player shouted on the spot, "I don't have much stock on the luxury airship! First come, first served! Watermelon, sweet watermelon!"

The ground trembled slightly.

The smoker sat on the back of a giant pig, wearing a straw hat woven by life players, looking towards the hole.

The players who went in first ran out one by one.

"What's the situation?" The smoker asked the player who was panting for breath next to the giant pig.

"Snakes are all basilisks," the player said stutteringly, "I have a psychological shadow on long things now."

The smoker picked up the big horn on the giant pig's back, telling other players to stay away from the cave entrance.

I saw a player running out of the hole with a thing thrown around on his back.

In the sunlight, he shook the head of the female snake man: "Don't die! It's just a bump, it's okay!"

The female snake man had just hit a hard rock wall, her head was bleeding.

"Is this the waifu?"

"Sorry, it's too early for human beings to come into contact with creatures of this degree of mutation."

"I'll take a basilisk back, will Dr. Anton give me money?"

"Yes. That big head wants everything, and it's rich."

Hiss!Hiss!
A flood of snakes poured out from the entrance of the underground facility.

(End of this chapter)