Stop it Cybermen, it's full of gamers

Chapter 28 Is It Tasty?
forum.

The closed beta players posted a lot of pictures of wasteland.

Boundless deserts, uneven asphalt roads, dilapidated old buildings, and a man with a neon flashlight shining his face in blue.

The cyan face spoke, it turned out to be a video.

"My lords!" Brother Zhu Jun raised the unknown creature in his hand, "Just now, we got the first batch of prey on the wasteland! Don't be too happy, I think this is just an insignificant harvest. The whole wasteland is ours. hunting ground!"

He held up a strange thing.

The creature's head was shattered by a bullet, but it can still be seen that it originally had two heads.

In addition to its four normal limbs, it also has two tiny appendages growing under its neck.

"This thing should be an aberrant species. It was shot in the head by Brother Wolf." Brother Zhu Jun dug a small hole in the sand, dripped a few drops of gasoline, and added a handful of dead branches. , I think it's a dog, or at least a canine."

He put a stone next to the small pit: "Its muscles are so developed, and its protein content is that of beef... Anyway, it must be very high. I am a foodie, and I will save any available ingredients."

Brother Zhu Jun cut open the fur of the mutant's leg with a knife, and carefully cut out a thin slice of meat.

He shook the light-transmitting piece of meat towards the camera: "I only practiced knife skills during the Chinese New Year, but now I am doing quite well."

The flames rose, and after thick black smoke rose and died down, everything returned to normal.

The stone gets hot, and that's exactly what Zhujun wants.

He placed the piece of deformed seed meat on the scorching stone surface, and it quickly sizzled.

The sliced ​​meat is bursting with oil, quite fat, with a lot of fat.

As the meat darkens, it curls slightly around the edges.

Meaty and tangy.

"We are short of a little cumin powder, a little sesame powder, and a little chili powder," Zhu Jun mourned deeply. "It's my problem. I should buy some seasonings in Giant Spirit City. No matter how much it is, let's eat!"

Using two dead branches as chopsticks, he picked up the cooked slices of meat and placed them on another clean stone surface.

Brother Wolf came over and frowned: "Are you sure you want to eat this? It has two heads and six legs. It's not a normal creature at all."

"Brother Wolf, I love food, just like food loves me." Brother Zhu Jun picked up a piece of meat and stuffed it into his mouth.

"Well, well," he frowned slightly, "huh? Huh."

Brother Zhu Jun swallowed the food in his mouth, and concluded: "It's a little sour, a little smelly, it tastes like beef, but it's too old."

He glanced at his attribute panel: "There is no blood loss from poisoning, you can eat it!"

……

When the news spread, the players who originally worked together to go to the mission location, the queue began to become loose.

They began to work hard, looking for edible mutants beside the abandoned road.

The appearance of many small mutants is horrible: rabbits with only a few patches of fur, mice with eight legs, cats with four eyes and two tails...

It can be seen that they did not form new species.

Because even a litter of identical creatures can look all kinds of different.

Players squander ammo recklessly, showing off their prey to others.

"Ask yourself, are they delicious?" Zhu Jun said his famous saying, "If they are delicious, don't care what they look like."

……

"Brother Wolf," Tudou girl frowned, watching the players put weird things into her mouth, "Are we still going to do the mission?"

"Do it." Brother Wolf said, looking around.

There are 22 other players, park the motorcycle behind him.

These people were not disturbed by "food". Just like Brother Wolf himself, they just wanted to do the task wholeheartedly.

"Let's go."

23 motorcycles galloped on the road again.

[Big-eyed cute boy]: Brother Wolf, I'm online, where have you been?

The player [Learn to Meow a Wolf] shared the task [Airship Crash] with you

[Like a meowing wolf]: Find a motorcycle and come to the wasteland, this location!

[Big-eyed cute boy]: Received.

……

Warehouse at 66 Plum Street.

ID [If you stay in the house for a long time, you will naturally stay].

No matter what virtual reality game he plays, he calls himself the same name.If there are repetitions that are not allowed, he will add numbers after the name to avoid repetitions.

His teammates always call him "Little Daddy". One is that he is not very old, and the other is that his game level is not satisfactory, whether it is good or bad, and sometimes the operation is very dull.

what can he doHe's just a helpless, healthy college student.

Xiao Dai walked out of Warehouse No. 66, embracing the blue sky of Giant Spirit City.

He came here for fame.

Since the virtual reality game "Cyber ​​Psycho" won No.1 in the global election, in addition to professional players who have obtained special qualifications, ordinary players are also looking forward to it.

According to the incomplete statistics of relevant personnel, "Cyber ​​Psychosis" has only issued about [-] internal test qualifications so far, and professional players and expert players accounted for more than half of them.

Every day in the game forums, people call on the producer to start a public beta, but the producer never responded.

Xiaodai would not spread the word widely. He himself had obtained the qualification for the internal test as early as the beginning of the game's release; it was just that he was busy with classes and didn't care too much.

"Ah! Fresh air!" He closed his eyes.

Buzz!
A fast-moving motorcycle passed by, leaving a trail of exhaust fumes.

ID [Big-eyed cute boy].

It's the boss who wrote the strategy for clearing the arena!
"Ah! Beautiful surroundings!"

He opened his eyes and found that the landscape trees on the side of Meizi Street had long since disappeared, leaving only rows of stumps crying about the evil deeds of the players.

Xiao Dai finally knew how the pile of wooden short spears in the warehouse came from.

"what."

His excitement subsided.

"What about the other players? You have to do something."

Xiao Dai muttered.

He came up with a brilliant idea.

As a friendly and gentle ordinary student, he has never fought since he was a child; he is not allowed to play any violent virtual reality games, and this ban also makes him very lack of fighting knowledge.

Now, as a first-time college student, Derpy's hands itch and itches to fight.

He purposely found a dark alley and pushed a drunk homeless man.

"What are you doing?" The tramp was very angry.

That's it!That's it!
The classic tone of the villain in the film and television drama!
"Fight with me." Xiao Dai said.

"Go away."

Xiao Dai softly punched the homeless man on the shoulder.

The tramp's eyes became fierce.

He smashed the wine bottle in his hand and moved his neck.

"You're finished," said the tramp viciously.

……

Later, Xiao Dai didn't know how he got out of that dark alley.

He was beaten vertically, horizontally, and obliquely by the tramp.

Health drops from 5 all the way to 1.

If the vagabond hadn't been old, sick, weak, and physically weak, he might have been beaten to death.

"Ha." Xiao Dai, with a bruised nose and swollen face, and pain everywhere, turned his head, looked at the homeless man who couldn't get up at the end of the dark alley, and let out a sneer.

He won after all.

【You have changed your job to: street gangster】

Is there a worse gaming career than this?

(End of this chapter)