The whole network was shocked!You call this a psychiatrist?

Chapter 15 Dual Mental Illnesses
"Things are impermanent, the large intestine wraps the small intestine."

"Brother Xu, what kind of grudge do you have with your brother, why do you have to send him away?"

"Potato chips and fat house water are ready, just wait and listen to the story."

"It's really a family that loves each other."

The water friends who watched the live broadcast yesterday have vaguely summed up some experience.

Once Chen Yu started to say no.

Coupled with that smiley expression, not only will there be big melons to eat.

And there will be lots of fun.

A netizen who followed Brother Xu's live broadcast room.

I usually listen to his little money-saving tips.

Go to high-end neighborhoods more, wander around garbage dumps near apartments with many young people.

There is a good chance.

Pick up [-]% to [-]% new furniture, clothes, shoes.

For toiletries, go to major washing and chemical websites and get them by doing surveys with prizes.

Do not do laundry unless necessary.

When you go to a public bath, take your dirty clothes with you and wash them together.

In addition to this, there is another way to save money on water bills.

The whole family eats in a pot.

All of the above are too numerous to list.

Fans sighed more than once.

It is definitely a miracle that Brother Xu's family of four can live healthy and healthy until now.

Now I heard Brother Xu almost sent the whole family away.

The atmosphere in the live broadcast room reached its first climax.

"When you were ten years old, your mother gave you fifty cents to go to the store to buy a bag of salt."

"Passing by the trash can downstairs, you saw a transparent plastic bag filled with a small half bag of white powder."

"I mistakenly took the washing powder inside as edible salt, took it home and poured it directly into the salt shaker."

"The family was poisoned because of this. Fortunately, they were sent to the hospital in time, so their lives were not in danger."

"Since your younger brother is the youngest, he recovers the slowest."

"In order to supplement his nutrition, you go to the fruit shop and plan to get some fruit."

"Picked up a heart sugar cane thrown away by the boss, and sent your brother to the emergency room again."

Chen Yu is like a party.

Tell the whole thing in detail.

"Hey, brother Xu is so dazed that he saves money, he can't tell the difference between washing powder and table salt."

"Popular science common sense, the red heart represents the deterioration of sugarcane, and the deterioration of sugarcane contains a lot of neurotoxins."

"Qingming sugarcane is better than snakes."

"Brother Xu, what does washing powder smell like?"

"You dare to eat the things you picked up from the garbage dump, why is Xu brother sending the whole family away in such a hurry?"

"If I were Brother Xu's younger brother, I would definitely shout out, it's good to be alive."

Friends who don’t know Brother Xu, one word came to mind.

Bewildered.

"I thought that every penny I could save was a penny, but I didn't expect that my whole family would be hospitalized."

"I tasted that bag of washing powder, and it does taste a bit salty."

"So I thought it was table salt that was thrown away."

Brother Xu blushed like a monkey's butt.

Rao is because he has trained his face to be invulnerable in order to save money.

Thinking of that incident, still can't help but feel hot.

Chen Yu said with a smile: "On the road of saving money, you have made a lot of oolong jokes, but you have never changed your original intention."

"Under your unified management, your family's living expenses are strictly controlled at a few hundred yuan per month."

"My parents and younger brother complained about you, but as you bought two second-hand houses within ten years, their complaints disappeared."

"A few years ago, you entered the live broadcast industry."

"Relying on various money-saving tricks, I attracted millions of followers within half a year,"

"Last year, you bought two new houses, and you still have several million in savings."

Brother Xu was almost dumbfounded.

After all, Chen Ran is a psychiatrist.

Or a private eye.

How can you be so clear about your own family affairs?

Whether it's an own joke to save money.

Or how many houses were bought later, and how much deposit did they have.

Brother Xu has never shared these contents with water friends.

"The other anchors are set up by the team for help. Brother Xu saves money to the core. This is a real person set."

"Are anchors making money like this now? Buying a house and depositing millions of dollars."

"I admit, I'm sore."

"The whole family's monthly living expenses are hundreds of dollars. This family is all Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles."

Seeing the emotions expressed by the water friends, Brother Xu was quite proud.

"Brothers, if you want to buy a house, welcome to my live broadcast room."

"I have countless money-saving tips, which will definitely allow everyone to buy a house with full money within a few years."

The water friends call him a good guy.

At this time, don't forget to advertise your live broadcast room.

It is estimated that after this live broadcast, Brother Xu will at least increase tens of thousands of fans.

Send out a carnival worth 3000 yuan in exchange for tens of thousands of fans.

Brother Xu's abacus beads are almost hitting sparks.

Facing brother Xu who kept poaching the corners of his live broadcast room.

Chen Yu was neither angry nor said much.

Just like that, watching him quietly.

After advertising seven or eight times in a row, Brother Xu finally stopped.

"Doctor Chen, I admit that you have some knowledge, and you are basically right about these things."

"But it's still the same sentence, I'm not sick."

The expected goal was achieved, Brother Xu waved goodbye to the vast number of netizens in the live broadcast room.

Getting ready to end the mic.

Open his Brother Xu money-saving class.

Chen Yu said: "Not only do you have a mental illness, but you will soon give birth to a second mental illness."

As soon as these words came out, bullet screens flooded the live broadcast room.

"Two blossoms are wonderful."

"Dr. Chen, don't be a fool. What's wrong with Brother Xu? Tell everyone to be happy... Take care."

"Brother Xu is in danger."

"Sister Zhou still has that cherry blossom. Just one item of depression has already made them suffer unspeakably. Brother Xu has set a new high."

"Brother Xu, listen to my elder brother's persuasion, hurry up and withdraw, don't hesitate."

"Come here, drag this twenty-five boy out."

Brother Xu smiled wryly and said, "Since all the water friends have said so, Dr. Chen, then you can tell me, what two kinds of mental illnesses do I have?"

For the anchors.

The sky and the earth are big, and the water friends are the biggest.

Food and clothing parents are full of interest.

Leaving at this time is equivalent to not giving face to the "parents".

The result is a lot of dust.

Even his own fans will switch to other anchors.

Chen Yu said lightly: "Next, the formal diagnosis and treatment will begin."

Hearing the official diagnosis and treatment, Brother Xu showed embarrassment.

Spending 3000 yuan to send to the carnival, Brother Xu struggled all night.

Let him take 5000 yuan to see a doctor.

to be frank.

Not much better than cutting off a piece of his flesh.

"I paid the 5000 yuan consultation fee, Dr. Chen, let's start the consultation."

A barrage of special effects appeared in the live broadcast room.

Brother Xu's eldest brother came by airborne.

"Thank you, Brother Bang, for your kindness."

Brother Xu was overjoyed.

A thousand thanks to the big brother on the list.

Chen Yu said with a faint smile: "This patient, your first mental illness is pathological self-control in emotional disorders."

"What disease is this?"

Brother Xu asked subconsciously.

"I'll explain it to you later."

Chen Yu briefly passed Brother Xu's question.

Turning to his second mental illness.

mania.

And it is also the most dangerous aggressive mania among manias.

(End of this chapter)