The whole network was shocked!You call this a psychiatrist?

Chapter 218 Impressed by myself, the botanical garden releases the five-step snake

In terms of shape, it looks like a monk in a temple.

The online name is Cihang Pudu.

"Amitabha."

A water friend named Cihang Pudu, with a kind smile on his face, recited a Buddha's name with his left hand.

"This patient, how can I help you?"

Chen Yu said expressionlessly.

"Good, good, the poor monk is here to ferry the benefactor."

As soon as this remark came out, the stomachs of the water friends burst out laughing.

What rhythm is this?
Instead of customers, he said he wanted to cross Chen Yu when he came up.

All the old water friends know that Chen Yu is not so much a psychiatrist as a fortune teller who can predict the future and the past.

The fat monk Duhua is a fortune teller, does everyone in your circle play like this?
Chen Yu said with a half-smile: "This patient, how are you going to save me?"

Cihang Pudu said with a dignified expression on his face, "Chen Benefactor, you have exposed other people's past several times, unknowingly offending the karma."

"If things go on like this, it will definitely bring disaster to myself."

"The poor monk couldn't bear it, so he connected wheat with you and crossed you out of the sea of ​​suffering."

The water friends were taken aback after hearing this.

A flood of bullet screens came.

"Brothers, why do I feel that the old monk is here to find fault?"

"Be confident and remove the word feeling."

"It's a stone hammer. Seeing that Dr. Chen is very popular on the Internet, I came here on purpose to divert traffic."

"Nimma, whether it's a human or a ghost, everyone wants to grab some wool from Dr. Chen."

"I didn't expect even monks to be so utilitarian."

"What's wrong with being a monk? Ordinary people can't become a monk even if they want to."

"The temple is recruiting a young novice monk, under the age of 35, with a master's degree or above, proficient in three foreign languages, and the monthly salary is negotiable."

"Why don't you kill you?"

Looking at the various bullet screens on the screen, the corners of Cihang Pudu's mouth twitched slightly.

"Ugh."

Cihang Pudu let out a long sigh, and said in a compassionate tone: "Benefactor Chen is in front of the majority of water friends. It is a big mistake to expose the privacy of the benefactor's mother-in-law."

"The old people have something wrong, and we should save some face for them."

"The so-called don't hit at seventy and don't scold at eighty."

"What you have done this time and in the past will surely suffer karma in the future."

Chen Yu smiled lightly and said, "Whether I will suffer karma or not, I don't need you to worry about it."

"Your trouble is coming soon."

Cihang Pudu said sternly: "The poor monk knows that loyal words are harsh, so it's okay if Master Chen doesn't like to hear them."

"But you must not commit oral karma again, so as not to harm your relatives."

Chen Yu smiled slightly and said, "This patient, do you feel itchy all over your body recently?"

"Ok?"

Cihang Pudu was taken aback for a moment.

"You not only have a mental illness, but also a very serious physical illness."

"Do you need me to help you heal?"

Chen Yu asked.

"Amitabha, the poor monk worships the Buddha every day. With the blessing of the Buddha, how can he get sick?"

Cihang Pudu clasped his hands together.

Chen Yu played with taste: "Since you serve the Buddha every day, you might as well read a scripture to let me feel the profoundness of Buddhism."

"That's good, since benefactor Chen wants to hear it, the poor monk will recite a passage."

As he spoke, Cihang Pudu closed his eyes and muttered words.

"Don't say it, it really smells like that."

"Is he reciting Buddhist scriptures or singing scriptures? Why is he humming?"

"It sounds familiar..."

"I also have the same feeling, as if I heard it there."

"Pleasant Goat, Beautiful Goat, don't look at me as a sheep, I'm not! This old guy is singing the theme song!"

"I can also sing Buddhist scriptures, listen, Shaolin Kung Fu is good~ really good."

"I am the King Kong Leg, and he is the Iron Head."

"The Sutra of Increasing Fortune and Longevity. (Dog Head)"

Cihang Pudu, who had his eyes closed, continued to whimper.

The water friends are about to laugh crazy.

Dressed up to look like a dog, but what he reads is the theme song of the cartoon.

After reciting the song, Cihang Pudu opened his eyes and said, "Benefactor Chen, Buddhism is vast, and there is no one who cannot be converted."

"wait."

Chen Yu interrupted Cihang Pudu and said, "Are you sure you don't need treatment?"

Cihang Pudu said in a profound context: "The poor monk has his own blessing from the Buddha, so there is no need for Donor Chen to worry."

"Buddha can't get you out of prison."

Chen Yu sneered and said, "Not long ago, many animals were released, right?"

"How do you know?"

Cihang Pudu was shocked.

What I usually like to do most is to release life with lay believers.

Chen Yu said: "I am a professional psychologist. Through conversations with others, I can observe the facial micro-expressions of people and judge what the patient has done."

"Say you are a monk, yes, and no."

"Three years ago, on a whim, you bought a residential house in the suburbs, refurbished it and renovated it into a temple."

"I also bought cassocks, wooden fish, Buddha statues and other things, and turned into a temple host."

"In order to gain fame, you often participate in life-release activities."

"Not long ago, I brought a group of men, women, old and young generals to buy hundreds of five-step snakes from snake dealers."

"Release to the botanical garden not far from the small temple."

As soon as Chen Yu finished speaking, some of the water friends were about to explode.

"Old bastard, it's no wonder there are so many poisonous snakes in the botanical garden. You did it."

"I've heard about it. About a month ago, it was on the hot search."

"Everything has animism, let's release some cash, gold bars."

"Most of the releases are utilitarian behaviors, or self-moving."

"These people are full of food, starving for three days, let alone releasing them, they can eat them alive."

"Go fishing once, release the animals upstream, and fish downstream, a perfect industrial cycle."

"Shouting Amitabha Buddha on the mouth, usually not good, but temporarily hugging the Buddha's feet, there is a Jier."

In addition to the active water friends, there are also many water friends who have sent popular science knowledge.

The five-step snake is a kind of extremely poisonous snake, commonly known as the king of rotten meat among the people.

If the detoxification serum is not injected immediately after poisoning, it will cause serious harm to the body.

It can even be life-threatening.

Others are operating businesses without a license, while Cihang Pudu is operating a temple without a license.

Many water friends think that he regards opening temples and performing life-release ceremonies as a business.

Many water friends from the same IP address as Cihang Pudu.

I can't wait to rush to him along the network cable.

Smack the old guy some big pussies.

One day last month, there was a snake disaster in the botanical garden.

A large number of citizens who used to play were bitten.

The worst is a pair of young men and women who are about to get married.

I happily went to shoot the location of the wedding dress, and a few five-step snakes sprang out of the grass.

The two are still lying in the hospital now.

"Humans and animals are all creatures in the world, and so is the five-step snake."

"Where people live, animals also have the right to live and live."

Cihang Pudu talked eloquently.

Chen Yu smiled and said, "The animals you released are not limited to these hundreds of snakes."

"There are not one or two local citizens who want to settle accounts with you."

Chen Yu raised his hand and pinched his fingers.

"It's conservatively estimated that there are hundreds of people who want to talk to you about free fighting."

(End of this chapter)