Qin Hu

Chapter 107 It's against the sky, you dare to disobey your husband!
Zhao Zihu didn't come out of the felt tent until it was almost noon, he greeted the crowd proudly, and set off to catch up with Yujia.

Then, taking advantage of the time between Ben Boerba and Ba Boerben leading people to pack up, they dragged the shy Xiangliyue to play in the river next to the camp to cool off the heat.

It is very important for the army to set up camp, and they must rely on water sources, otherwise thousands of soldiers will have a big problem with drinking water.

"Hey, shameless bitch..."

"In broad daylight, what kind of dignity..."

Xiao Diaochan and Fat Qing'er were called by Zhao Zihu to watch the wind by the river, but they watched and spit and complained endlessly.

Xiangliyue heard the two girls swearing and complaining, and dived into the water in shame, wishing to drown herself in the water.

Zhao Zihu was very bachelor, he stretched out his hand and pulled Xiangliyue up, then pinched his waist and said: "Come on, Xiaoyue'er, help me to take a bath~!"

Xiangliyue: "..."

What the hell is this called?

Thank you for being able to yell!

Xiangliyue was so ashamed and annoyed, she rubbed Zhao Zihu's back hard with a rough linen cloth, and said angrily, "If you dare to call me like that again, I will rub the skin off for you..."

Zhao Zihu was speechless: "I have already shouted so many times in the tent, didn't you agree well, why are you unwilling?"

Xiangliyue was at a loss: "Is there?"

Zhao Zihu nodded affirmatively, and said earnestly, "As soon as I called you Xiaoyue'er, you agreed so happily, just like this... ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

Xiangliyue: "..."

Fat Qinger: "..."

Little Diaochan: "???"

Snapped--

After Xiangliyue recalled it, she slapped Zhao Zihu's ass hard, and said in shame and indignation: "If you dare to imitate me, see if I don't smash your ass!"

Zhao Zihu's Danfeng eyes widened in pain, and he said angrily: "What the hell, you dare to disobey my husband~!"

Saying that, he turned around and grabbed Xiangliyue, and once again performed the wrestling and fighting technique, pushing him into the water to teach him a lesson.

Fat Qinger: "..."

Little Diaochan: "..."

……

……

At noon, the team finally started to catch up with Ying Zheng's driver.

On the way, Zhao Zihu didn't mind the sweltering heat, so he dragged Xiang Liyue into his car, and had lunch or breakfast together.

Fat Qing'er and Xiao Diaochan wanted to get into the car afterward, but Zhao Zihu pressed their heads one by one and forced them out of the car, saying: "Why are you so ignorant? Hurry up and stay away, don't disturb others !"

Outside the car, Zhao Tuo, Wang Li and the others couldn't help laughing loudly when they saw the two girls being kicked out.

The two girls glared at everyone resentfully, and had no choice but to ride their horses instead.

In the car, Xiang Liyue was so ashamed to hear the laughter of the crowd, she begged Zhao Zihu, "Let's go out for a ride too."

Zhao Zihu held her waist with one hand, and gnawed on the roasted crane leg with the other, replenishing the energy he wasted, and said vaguely: "Why are you ashamed, you and I are supposed to be like this, are you afraid of being laughed at by others?"

Xiangliyue reproached Youyou and said: "I'm not married yet, why do you talk about husband and wife, you and I are a wild couple, if you let the royal courtiers see you doing things like this, you won't laugh at me for being shameless."

Although there were not many dogmas in this pre-Qin period, it was all about honesty and shame after all.

Especially the nobles who insisted on their status, it would really make people laugh if they were too meng lang.

Zhao Zihu was noncommittal, bared his teeth and said happily: "I'm a dandy, Xiaoyue'er, if you follow me, you won't have any good reputation in the future. This time is just for you to get used to it first."

Xiangliyue: "..."

Xiangliyue was speechless for a moment, fully aware that this was the truth, marrying this clan tyrant, and then the husband and wife would become one, and if they wanted to have a good reputation, it would be more difficult than going to heaven.

To put it bluntly, I blame myself for my incompetence, how smug I was at the beginning, but now I have not tamed this stubborn tiger, but I have been eaten up first.

Calculate the time, it's only a few days, it's like giving away for nothing!
"Okay, don't frown, life is short, enjoy yourself while you can..."

In the time Xiangliyue felt sorry for himself, Zhao Zihu had already killed a roasted crane, his stomach was full, and he began to be dishonest again.

Xiangliyue clapped his hands away, and said with shame and helplessness: "The sun is in the sky, and the car is so stuffy, you are not afraid of catching the heat, so be honest."

As he spoke, he took out a handkerchief and wiped off the hot sweat on Zhao Zihu's forehead.

Fat people are mostly afraid of heat, and Zhao Zihu, a black and fat boy, is no exception. After eating a roasted crane, he was sweating hotly, which was washed in the river for nothing.

"Hoo~!"

Zhao Zihu let out a sigh of relief, cursing and saying: "This Haotian God, really doesn't show face... Hurry up and help me take off the armor!"

Xiangliyue put away the towel, but didn't help him take off the armor, just said: "It's hot in this car, and you can't do bad things, why don't you ride outside the car, run fast, and you'll be cool."

bang-

Zhao Zihu did it himself, took off the armor three times, five times and two times, then lay flat on his back, raised his eyebrows and said, "My dear little moon, you know what to do, don't you?"

Xiangliyue: "..."

……

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In the afternoon, the team caught up with Ying Zheng's driver.

What Xiangliyue was worried about...that is, being laughed at by the accompanying princes, did not happen.

Because Zhao Zihu never let her get out of the car...

No one knew that Xiang Liyue was in Zhao Zihu's car, so no one would watch her jokes, which is reasonable!

But the weather is so hot, it's really not a good thing to be bored in the car without shame.

When he arrived at the campsite in the evening, Xiangliyue was almost suffering from heatstroke, and he refused to mess around with Zhao Zihu any more, and wanted to go back to his camp to rest.

Zhao Zihu lay flat all afternoon, knowing that he felt sorry for Xiangliyue, he helped her into his felt tent, and comforted her: "My dear Yue'er, you rest in my tent first, and I will get you some A good thing to relieve the heat.”

Xiangliyue was so exhausted that she didn't even care about Zhao Zihu's more and more shameful title, she just said sadly: "Don't you really love me?"

Although she is an over-mature woman, but after all, it is the first time in the world, and she is really exhausted physically and mentally at this time.

I just want to go back to my tent and have a good rest!

"How could I not feel sorry for you..."

Zhao Zihu was wronged, so he immediately blamed him and said, "I'll let the fat girl fetch water, and after you wash up, you can rest in my tent, so that you can sleep cool tonight."

Xiangliyue saw that he was swearing, and he didn't seem to be lying to herself, so she had no choice but to say: "Let's make it clear first, don't touch me again tonight, it's really..."

Zhao Zihu nodded knowingly, and said in a manly manner: "I told you, I know I love you."

The corners of Xiangliyue's lips twitched, and she couldn't laugh or cry: "Okay, okay, I believe you, go and tell Qing'er, let her fetch water for me."

Zhao Zihu smacked his lips, didn't bother to talk nonsense, turned around and left the felt tent.

Outside the tent, Fat Qing'er was still waiting for Xiangliyue, wanting to go back to rest with her aunt.

"Fat girl, go get some bath water and help your aunt wash up."

Zhao Zihu greeted Fat Qing'er.

Fat Qing'er was stunned for a moment, then frowned and asked, "Aren't you going back, aunt?"

Zhao Zihu shook his head: "If you don't go back, you will stay at my place tonight. After you have filled up the bath water, you can go back by yourself."

Fat Qing'er made a bitter face and said, "I'll go back by myself, how can I explain to Father Zeng?"

Zhao Zihu stared: "That's your own business, don't ask me!"

Fat Qinger: "..."

I really want to beat this bastard!

Zhao Zihu saw her mouth curled up, so he urged impatiently, "Hurry up and get some bath water..."

Fat Qing'er had no choice but to call on Ben Boerba and Ba Boerben in resentment, and asked them to fetch water for her bath together.

Zhao Zihu waited for him to go far away, then turned to lower his voice to the guards on duty, "I'm going out to do something, watch closely, don't let your young master slip away."

"only."

The chief of the village, Si, hurriedly bowed his hands in response, with a wretched expression of "I understand the young master's mind".

Zhao Zihu rolled his eyes at him, and said: "If Master Han Fei and Confucianism masters come to teach, you should know how to deal with it, right?"

Si raised her hand again and said with a smile: "Naturally, I know that Mr. Han Fei and today's doctor are not the kind of people who are disturbing the scenery. Most of them don't need to deal with it, so they left on their own."

Zhao Zihu nodded, gave him a [You are very nice] appreciative look, then crossed his legs and walked towards the felt tent not far away, walking like a crab.

Well, this is the first time he has ever lived as a human being, so he is very uncomfortable!
"Mr. Xu Fu, are you there?"

Zhao Zihu walked to the felt tent and asked.

Xu Fu was his guest, so he also lived next to him in the camp of the clan's children.

bang——

wow-

Xu Fu in the tent seemed startled by Zhao Zihu's voice, and he didn't know what he was doing, after a while of tinkling bells, he responded, "Fu is here."

Before the voice fell, Xu Furen had already left the tent, bowed his hands to Zhao Zihu and said, "I have seen you, young master."

Zhao Zihu saluted back: "Sir, you don't need to be too polite... What are you burning in your tent? Why is there a strange smell?"

Xu Fu shook his head: "It's nothing, why is the young master looking for Fu?"

Seeing that he was hiding something, Zhao Zihu raised his foot and stepped on crab steps, swaying his arms and walked straight into the tent.

"Young master, no..."

Xu Fu stretched out his hand to stop Zhao Zihu, but before he stretched out his hand, Zhao Zihu's elite servants stopped him first: "Mr. Xu, as a guest, you should be the governor!"

If you serve the king, you must be loyal to the king. There is no reason to conceal and deceive the king.

Xu Fu immediately didn't dare to stretch out his hands again, because several elite followers had already put their hands on the handle of the Tang Dao.

If there was a big disagreement, he cut off his posture!

Zhao Zihu was afraid that Xu Fu would do something wrong, so he didn't go directly into the tent, but stopped outside the tent, staggered to lift the curtain, and took a second look inside.

Inside the tent, Xu Fu's fellow cultivators were all there, all of them were surrounded by a small bronze cauldron with dejected faces, as if they were regretting something.

Zhao Zihu stared at it for a while, and it took a while to understand the smell.

The so-called small bronze cauldron, to be precise, should be called an alchemy furnace!
These old god sticks are making alchemy!
No wonder, it can be smelled outside, there is a strange smell of burning!

Zhao Zihu lifted the curtain and entered the tent, and saluted several old gods: "Gentlemen, you are polite."

Seeing that Zhao Zihu really barged in, the old gods had to hurriedly return to him: "I have seen you, sir."

Zhao Zihu pointed to the small bronze cauldron under their feet and said, "Gentlemen, are you refining elixir?"

Several old masters nodded, with somewhat resentful expressions.

Zhao Zihu came suddenly and shouted outside, scaring the alchemists, but now they have failed.

The burnt smell is the best proof!

"Well, it seems that I disturbed you gentlemen, ashamed, ashamed..."

Zhao Zihu also had self-knowledge, after figuring out the joint, he apologized to the old gods, but there was no apology at all on his dark and fat face.

On the contrary, there is such a novelty like watching a joke!

As he said that, he walked over to the small bronze cauldron the size of a basketball, lifted the hot lid and looked inside.

The elixir inside is not the round elixir like grape grains in people's impression, but a black paste.

Zhao Zihu frowned from the strange smell, quickly loosened the hot cauldron cover, put it back on, and asked curiously: "Why isn't this fairy medicine the pill you've seen before?"

At this time, Xu Fu also followed into the tent, and took the initiative to take over the conversation and explained: "The fairy medicine itself is mushy, as for the pills...that is when the refining is thick enough, before it cools down, the pills are kneaded with hands. .”

Zhao Zihu: "..."

Well, disillusioned.

He also thought that the so-called elixir was in the shape of pills when it was refined, just like those written in those novels... When the elixir furnace was opened, several golden elixirs appeared in it, and the medicinal fragrance was tangy...

After working for a long time, it turned out that it was made into a sticky paste first, and then kneaded into pills with hands.

It's so low!

Zhao Zihu smacked his lips, and asked curiously: "What kind of fairy grass is used in this batch of fairy medicine, which makes gentlemen feel so sorry?"

It’s okay if he doesn’t ask, Xu Fu couldn’t hold back any longer when he asked this question, he was so distressed that he was about to cry, and replied with trembling beard: “There is the whiteness of warm jade, the nobleness of gold, the splendor of cinnabar, and the fineness of nitrate.” ..."

Zhao Zihu: "???"

Damn, is there anything that people can eat?
Are you sure this is a refining elixir?
Are you sure it's not alchemy?
No wonder Yingzheng burped and caught a cold when he was young and strong, and it wasn't all due to worrying about state affairs, but more because of being fed alive with pills by you gangsters!
"I was thinking that this place is a royal camp, and I can absorb some of the spirit of the emperor, or it can be refined into immortal medicine, so I used the essence accumulated over the years in this furnace... I can't imagine... I can't imagine... ..."

The more Xu Fu spoke, the more sad he became, and at the end of his speech, his voice began to tremble, and he almost cried out in distress.

The corners of Zhao Zihu's mouth twitched, he thought that you old gods really lied to himself, and he said with shame: "This is my recklessness, gentlemen, write a list, and when I come back... I will ask my father to pay for it." you."

Hearing this, Xu Fu felt better. He took a deep breath, calmed down, and asked again: "Young Master, why are you looking for blessings?"

Zhao Zihu said: "Don't you have saltpeter? Bring me some more!"

ps: It seems that the software has crashed!Tsk, I am asking for a recommendation ticket.There is no shame in asking for a monthly ticket...

(End of this chapter)