Build a farm from the mountains
Chapter 328 I Can Coax Myself
When the first light snow falls in the Northeast, it is best to clear the snow out of the yard, otherwise it will melt at noon and freeze at night, and the snow will be covered with ice.
It is easy for anyone to get stuck.
When the next heavy snow falls, those who don't like to clean up the yard just need to clear a path for people to walk.
The yard in front of the tile-roofed house is huge, and Niu Si and the others swept out several snowdrifts, and pushed some out with a cart after work every day.
When you see a truck entering the yard, you have to help unload things.
Wu Hao waved his hands and told them to go to work, and he could handle this by himself.
Let the four minks into the barn, then open the rearmost carriage to put the dogs down, and go up and down throw the sacks containing the rabbits.
Li Erhuai walked in from the east gate, first threw the grass in the dirt basket to the animals, then put down the dirt basket and walked to the back of the truck.
Putting his hands behind his back, he asked, "Xiao Wu, do you need the second master to help you?"
Wu Hao said a word without looking back: "Get lost!"
Li Erhuai leaned back on the carriage, curled his lips and said, "Shanghaizi is not a business, as if the second master is willing to talk to you."
Wu Hao still remembered the last time he was beaten. When he got to the back of the car and was about to make a move, he saw Li Erhuai looking at Mr. Er who was working four meters away.
Sometimes I scratch my head, sometimes I can't help laughing.
He was also so bored, why did Niu Si and Da Zhang come to help unload the car just now, Mr. Er, who is usually the most diligent.
Loaded the cart with snow and didn't look back.
There must be a demon in the abnormal situation.
It seemed that Li Erhuai knew what was going on, so he patted him on the shoulder and asked, "What's wrong with your father?"
Li Erhuai gave him a squinting look, knocked off the hand on his shoulder and said, "Don't touch Sosodi, show Erye some respect, the kids ask about everything."
"Heh!" Wu Hao laughed angrily, stretched out his hands to pinch the back of his neck, lifted him up with one hand and asked, "I gave you face, didn't I?"
"Oops! Oops!" Li Erbai kept baring his teeth in pain, instead of grabbing his hands, he punched him round after round.
He couldn't even reach his face, and shouted: "You dare to strangle me! If you have the guts, let go!"
"Are you going to say it?" Wu Hao added more strength.
Li Erbai's face was a little red, but he sneered with a look that he would rather die than submit: "Fuck! The second master is afraid of you, so don't let go!"
"Yougang!" Wu Hao knew that he couldn't accept this kid, and he didn't let go of him, he took out a dollar from his pocket and seduced: "Say it?"
Li Erhuai looked at the one dollar dangling in front of him, hesitated for a while before shaking his head: "Because one dollar is not a crime to be beaten."
"Won't you get beaten if you don't pay me?" Wu Hao made a gesture and was about to pick it up.
Li Erbai snatched the money in one go, and usually only spends ten cents, but this one is quite a lot, and he knew that he couldn't fool Xiao Wu with too much money.
Putting it in his pocket first, he took a peek at his father's back and said, "I heard my second father say last night that when a horse reaches his heart, a donkey reaches his lungs, and a person sheds tears when he reaches his navel."
"Let's brag about it." Wu Hao curled his lips in seconds.
Li Erhuai didn't understand, but he agreed without delay: "It's not bad!"
He wasn't stupid either, and said in a low voice: "My second mother said that his rabbit's tail is just that squat, he eats too much soybeans and radishes, and he talks like farting."
"I haven't been a Taoist priest for two years and I dare not chat with him, Ma De! There are so many nonsense!"
The latter sentence was spoken very loudly, but in fact, when he spoke in a low voice, Mr. Er, who was four meters away, could also hear him, and he was trembling with anger just now.
Wu Hao noticed it, and couldn't help laughing: "A kiss between a middle-aged couple will last a few nights!"
Li Erhuai didn't understand, and immediately nodded heavily: "Oh! You're right!"
"I also feel that the two of them are fighting in nightmares. Not only did they scold each other last night, they even started fighting."
"What did you say about stabbing her in the back to make her have a high fever, and even said that both parties would kneel down and beg for mercy!"
Wu Hao laughed out loud, patted Li Erbai on the shoulder and said, "You're still young, you don't understand!"
"The one who was stabbed in the back is not necessarily a knife, the one who has difficulty breathing is not necessarily asthma, the one who has fever all over the body is not necessarily a high fever, and the one who is kneeling on the ground is not necessarily begging for mercy."
"What is that?" Li Erhuai scratched his head in astonishment.
"Go and ask your father." Wu Hao pointed at Mr. Er who was trembling again and said, "Do you think he looks like a lonely old lamp standing in the wind and snow?"
Li Erbai slapped his thigh and exclaimed, "Oh! That's really the case!"
Turning his head and giving a thumbs up, he praised: "Xiao Wu is still educated!"
Seeing that Mr. Er was not in a hurry, Wu Hao asked, "Why didn't this old lamp turn back? What happened to the two of them?"
"Heh!" Li Erhuai sneered, looked at Mr. Er with disdain and said, "I'm talking with others, my eyes are blue from being beaten, and I almost didn't get up today."
Shaking his head, he couldn't bear to look at it, turned around and curled his lips and said, "I guess I'm ashamed to see people."
Wu Hao saw Mr. Er turned around, and sure enough, his eyes were bruised from the beating, and his face was still a little pale.
Leaning closer, he only said in a voice that Li Erhuai could hear: "Damn it! It's just these two times that I'm still embarrassed!"
After speaking, he turned and went down to the warehouse.
Li Erhuai didn't know that Mr. Er was coming, so he nodded and said, "That's not bad! I don't even know how capable I am, I've completely embarrassed the second master!"
The second gentleman kept a cold face, without saying a word of nonsense, walked behind Li Erhuai, stretched out his hand to push and beat the back of the head.
With a lot of force this time, Li Erbai bumped headfirst into the carriage.
The last carriage is open, and if the carriages on both sides are not fixed, they will sway, and even so, there will be a "boom".
Li Erhuai was "drunk too much" at that time, he didn't move his feet, and his upper body swayed slightly like a tumbler.
He rolled his eyes a little, shook his head and cursed: "Fuck! There are countless stars in the sky."
After speaking, he sat down on the snow, his head was dizzy, and he covered his eyes with his hands and lay down.
Wu Hao took out a thin bamboo from the barn, walked to Li Erhuai's side, raised his foot and turned him over.
He untied the hemp rope and pulled down the cotton trousers, and slapped the back mound with considerable force.
The movement was too fast, and Li Erhuai lay there covering his eyes and was still a little dazed, so he didn't react, and let out an "oops" in pain.
This meeting was completely awake, stretched out his hand and pointed to the head, exclaimed: "Fuck! Second child, you dare to hit the second master after sneak attacking me!"
Wu Hao handed the bamboo to Mr. Er and reminded: "If this child doesn't hit him, he will still talk about everything in the future. It's useless to hit him lightly."
He told the truth, even though Mr. Er knew that he did it on purpose, he still had to beat his son hard, otherwise this kid really has no memory.
Forcefully "slap" and pumped twice.
Li Erhuai screamed twice, tears streaming down his face, he was no longer confused, and turned his head to see that it was indeed his father holding the bamboo.
He stretched out his hand and said, "I knew it was you who hit me."
"Don't stop if you have the guts, the second master will take your surname to hide!"
"Your boy? Second master?" The second gentleman gritted his teeth and said, "Made! I will satisfy you!"
This time I beat him really hard, and Li Erhuai really just got on. He was beaten seven or eight times, and he lay there crying "Wow" but didn't move.
Wu Hao couldn't stand it anymore, and hurriedly persuaded Mr. Er, who wanted to continue beating, to leave.
When he came back to unload the car, Li Erhuai suppressed his crying, gritted his teeth and said, "Xiao Wu! Second Master's beating is not in vain! You have to pay more!"
Wu Haozhen took out a dollar and put it in his hand, then slapped Houqiu again and asked, "One dollar, do you want more?"
After that, Qiu Gang became swollen and hurt even to the touch, and Li Erhuai couldn't stand it any longer. He cried and wiped away his tears, and immediately shook his head and said, "It's enough!"
Seeing that he was about to leave, he added: "Just now, I have to give you one piece!"
Wu Hao was right when he thought about it. He took out a dollar and put it in his hand to educate him: "You can make money if you are short of money, don't beep about everything."
Li Erhuai immediately raised his head and retorted unhappily: "The second master is not a tiger! He just wants to be beaten!"
"Oh!" Wu Hao was left speechless, and cursed: "You are not a traitor!"
Knowing that it is wrong to speak out about everything is indeed wrong.
But I always want to be beaten, isn't this Hubi?
In terms of looking for a beating, he really couldn't fix Li Erbai, so he went to unload the car first, and then went to the sauna to take a bath.
After eating, the dog and mink also took a bath before going into the house to rest.
At night, when everyone had left, Xiaodoubao remembered and exclaimed, "By the way, big pot, your girlfriend is hiding in the phone again."
Gao Lijuan immediately answered the call and asked, "Do you really have a date?"
"It's been several months." Wu Hao nodded and admitted.
Wu Weiguo asked in disbelief, "Where is it? Why didn't I hear you say it?"
"The capital city." Gao Lijuan immediately frowned when she heard the capital city, "Why did you find someone from a big city?"
Wu Hao asked with a smile: "If you can marry a powerful girl in a big city, wouldn't it be foolish not to marry?"
"Mom, are you right?"
"But..." Gao Lijuan didn't know how to refute.
Wu Weiguo sighed, "It's not easy for a girl from a big city to come to the countryside!"
Wu Hao curled his lips and said, "I'm so bored in a big city that I spend money to go to the zoo to see monkeys."
"Our family is building a big villa on the west side, and the yard surrounded by hundreds of miles is full of wild animals. She can't wait to come."
"I said it's not easy to raise and not coming." Wu Weiguo sneered and said, "What the hell are you sticking sticks in the cesspit, you can really stir up shit!"
After he finished speaking, he looked for a feather duster, just to whittle him down.
Wu Hao had no intention of running away at all. He looked at his mother and said, "Her parents agreed. After the new year, I will go to the capital to visit her father, and I will bring her home for you to see next summer."
"Put it down!" Gao Lijuan pointed at Old Wu who was holding up the feather duster.
Wu Weiguo pretended to be okay, sat back on the edge of the kang and muttered: "It's okay to take it back and have a look."
Gao Lijuan hurriedly asked again: "Her parents agreed? Can you really come?"
Who wouldn't want a big city daughter-in-law?Taking it out and introducing it to others also saves face.
Wu Hao nodded affirmatively, and comforted: "Your son is nothing, you don't have to worry about this."
Gao Lijuan was more willing to think on the bright side, nodded and said, "This time I can hold my grandson earlier."
"Then what are you busy with?" Wu Hao shook his head and looked at his sister with a smile, "You can't even coax this one."
Xiaodoubao was sitting on the kang, with her back to the three of them, eavesdropping, knowing that the eldest brother was talking about her, so she moved and turned around immediately.
He patted his chest and assured, "I can coax myself."
In two years, I will be seven years old, so I will definitely not say that I can coax children! (end of this chapter)
It is easy for anyone to get stuck.
When the next heavy snow falls, those who don't like to clean up the yard just need to clear a path for people to walk.
The yard in front of the tile-roofed house is huge, and Niu Si and the others swept out several snowdrifts, and pushed some out with a cart after work every day.
When you see a truck entering the yard, you have to help unload things.
Wu Hao waved his hands and told them to go to work, and he could handle this by himself.
Let the four minks into the barn, then open the rearmost carriage to put the dogs down, and go up and down throw the sacks containing the rabbits.
Li Erhuai walked in from the east gate, first threw the grass in the dirt basket to the animals, then put down the dirt basket and walked to the back of the truck.
Putting his hands behind his back, he asked, "Xiao Wu, do you need the second master to help you?"
Wu Hao said a word without looking back: "Get lost!"
Li Erhuai leaned back on the carriage, curled his lips and said, "Shanghaizi is not a business, as if the second master is willing to talk to you."
Wu Hao still remembered the last time he was beaten. When he got to the back of the car and was about to make a move, he saw Li Erhuai looking at Mr. Er who was working four meters away.
Sometimes I scratch my head, sometimes I can't help laughing.
He was also so bored, why did Niu Si and Da Zhang come to help unload the car just now, Mr. Er, who is usually the most diligent.
Loaded the cart with snow and didn't look back.
There must be a demon in the abnormal situation.
It seemed that Li Erhuai knew what was going on, so he patted him on the shoulder and asked, "What's wrong with your father?"
Li Erhuai gave him a squinting look, knocked off the hand on his shoulder and said, "Don't touch Sosodi, show Erye some respect, the kids ask about everything."
"Heh!" Wu Hao laughed angrily, stretched out his hands to pinch the back of his neck, lifted him up with one hand and asked, "I gave you face, didn't I?"
"Oops! Oops!" Li Erbai kept baring his teeth in pain, instead of grabbing his hands, he punched him round after round.
He couldn't even reach his face, and shouted: "You dare to strangle me! If you have the guts, let go!"
"Are you going to say it?" Wu Hao added more strength.
Li Erbai's face was a little red, but he sneered with a look that he would rather die than submit: "Fuck! The second master is afraid of you, so don't let go!"
"Yougang!" Wu Hao knew that he couldn't accept this kid, and he didn't let go of him, he took out a dollar from his pocket and seduced: "Say it?"
Li Erhuai looked at the one dollar dangling in front of him, hesitated for a while before shaking his head: "Because one dollar is not a crime to be beaten."
"Won't you get beaten if you don't pay me?" Wu Hao made a gesture and was about to pick it up.
Li Erbai snatched the money in one go, and usually only spends ten cents, but this one is quite a lot, and he knew that he couldn't fool Xiao Wu with too much money.
Putting it in his pocket first, he took a peek at his father's back and said, "I heard my second father say last night that when a horse reaches his heart, a donkey reaches his lungs, and a person sheds tears when he reaches his navel."
"Let's brag about it." Wu Hao curled his lips in seconds.
Li Erhuai didn't understand, but he agreed without delay: "It's not bad!"
He wasn't stupid either, and said in a low voice: "My second mother said that his rabbit's tail is just that squat, he eats too much soybeans and radishes, and he talks like farting."
"I haven't been a Taoist priest for two years and I dare not chat with him, Ma De! There are so many nonsense!"
The latter sentence was spoken very loudly, but in fact, when he spoke in a low voice, Mr. Er, who was four meters away, could also hear him, and he was trembling with anger just now.
Wu Hao noticed it, and couldn't help laughing: "A kiss between a middle-aged couple will last a few nights!"
Li Erhuai didn't understand, and immediately nodded heavily: "Oh! You're right!"
"I also feel that the two of them are fighting in nightmares. Not only did they scold each other last night, they even started fighting."
"What did you say about stabbing her in the back to make her have a high fever, and even said that both parties would kneel down and beg for mercy!"
Wu Hao laughed out loud, patted Li Erbai on the shoulder and said, "You're still young, you don't understand!"
"The one who was stabbed in the back is not necessarily a knife, the one who has difficulty breathing is not necessarily asthma, the one who has fever all over the body is not necessarily a high fever, and the one who is kneeling on the ground is not necessarily begging for mercy."
"What is that?" Li Erhuai scratched his head in astonishment.
"Go and ask your father." Wu Hao pointed at Mr. Er who was trembling again and said, "Do you think he looks like a lonely old lamp standing in the wind and snow?"
Li Erbai slapped his thigh and exclaimed, "Oh! That's really the case!"
Turning his head and giving a thumbs up, he praised: "Xiao Wu is still educated!"
Seeing that Mr. Er was not in a hurry, Wu Hao asked, "Why didn't this old lamp turn back? What happened to the two of them?"
"Heh!" Li Erhuai sneered, looked at Mr. Er with disdain and said, "I'm talking with others, my eyes are blue from being beaten, and I almost didn't get up today."
Shaking his head, he couldn't bear to look at it, turned around and curled his lips and said, "I guess I'm ashamed to see people."
Wu Hao saw Mr. Er turned around, and sure enough, his eyes were bruised from the beating, and his face was still a little pale.
Leaning closer, he only said in a voice that Li Erhuai could hear: "Damn it! It's just these two times that I'm still embarrassed!"
After speaking, he turned and went down to the warehouse.
Li Erhuai didn't know that Mr. Er was coming, so he nodded and said, "That's not bad! I don't even know how capable I am, I've completely embarrassed the second master!"
The second gentleman kept a cold face, without saying a word of nonsense, walked behind Li Erhuai, stretched out his hand to push and beat the back of the head.
With a lot of force this time, Li Erbai bumped headfirst into the carriage.
The last carriage is open, and if the carriages on both sides are not fixed, they will sway, and even so, there will be a "boom".
Li Erhuai was "drunk too much" at that time, he didn't move his feet, and his upper body swayed slightly like a tumbler.
He rolled his eyes a little, shook his head and cursed: "Fuck! There are countless stars in the sky."
After speaking, he sat down on the snow, his head was dizzy, and he covered his eyes with his hands and lay down.
Wu Hao took out a thin bamboo from the barn, walked to Li Erhuai's side, raised his foot and turned him over.
He untied the hemp rope and pulled down the cotton trousers, and slapped the back mound with considerable force.
The movement was too fast, and Li Erhuai lay there covering his eyes and was still a little dazed, so he didn't react, and let out an "oops" in pain.
This meeting was completely awake, stretched out his hand and pointed to the head, exclaimed: "Fuck! Second child, you dare to hit the second master after sneak attacking me!"
Wu Hao handed the bamboo to Mr. Er and reminded: "If this child doesn't hit him, he will still talk about everything in the future. It's useless to hit him lightly."
He told the truth, even though Mr. Er knew that he did it on purpose, he still had to beat his son hard, otherwise this kid really has no memory.
Forcefully "slap" and pumped twice.
Li Erhuai screamed twice, tears streaming down his face, he was no longer confused, and turned his head to see that it was indeed his father holding the bamboo.
He stretched out his hand and said, "I knew it was you who hit me."
"Don't stop if you have the guts, the second master will take your surname to hide!"
"Your boy? Second master?" The second gentleman gritted his teeth and said, "Made! I will satisfy you!"
This time I beat him really hard, and Li Erhuai really just got on. He was beaten seven or eight times, and he lay there crying "Wow" but didn't move.
Wu Hao couldn't stand it anymore, and hurriedly persuaded Mr. Er, who wanted to continue beating, to leave.
When he came back to unload the car, Li Erhuai suppressed his crying, gritted his teeth and said, "Xiao Wu! Second Master's beating is not in vain! You have to pay more!"
Wu Haozhen took out a dollar and put it in his hand, then slapped Houqiu again and asked, "One dollar, do you want more?"
After that, Qiu Gang became swollen and hurt even to the touch, and Li Erhuai couldn't stand it any longer. He cried and wiped away his tears, and immediately shook his head and said, "It's enough!"
Seeing that he was about to leave, he added: "Just now, I have to give you one piece!"
Wu Hao was right when he thought about it. He took out a dollar and put it in his hand to educate him: "You can make money if you are short of money, don't beep about everything."
Li Erhuai immediately raised his head and retorted unhappily: "The second master is not a tiger! He just wants to be beaten!"
"Oh!" Wu Hao was left speechless, and cursed: "You are not a traitor!"
Knowing that it is wrong to speak out about everything is indeed wrong.
But I always want to be beaten, isn't this Hubi?
In terms of looking for a beating, he really couldn't fix Li Erbai, so he went to unload the car first, and then went to the sauna to take a bath.
After eating, the dog and mink also took a bath before going into the house to rest.
At night, when everyone had left, Xiaodoubao remembered and exclaimed, "By the way, big pot, your girlfriend is hiding in the phone again."
Gao Lijuan immediately answered the call and asked, "Do you really have a date?"
"It's been several months." Wu Hao nodded and admitted.
Wu Weiguo asked in disbelief, "Where is it? Why didn't I hear you say it?"
"The capital city." Gao Lijuan immediately frowned when she heard the capital city, "Why did you find someone from a big city?"
Wu Hao asked with a smile: "If you can marry a powerful girl in a big city, wouldn't it be foolish not to marry?"
"Mom, are you right?"
"But..." Gao Lijuan didn't know how to refute.
Wu Weiguo sighed, "It's not easy for a girl from a big city to come to the countryside!"
Wu Hao curled his lips and said, "I'm so bored in a big city that I spend money to go to the zoo to see monkeys."
"Our family is building a big villa on the west side, and the yard surrounded by hundreds of miles is full of wild animals. She can't wait to come."
"I said it's not easy to raise and not coming." Wu Weiguo sneered and said, "What the hell are you sticking sticks in the cesspit, you can really stir up shit!"
After he finished speaking, he looked for a feather duster, just to whittle him down.
Wu Hao had no intention of running away at all. He looked at his mother and said, "Her parents agreed. After the new year, I will go to the capital to visit her father, and I will bring her home for you to see next summer."
"Put it down!" Gao Lijuan pointed at Old Wu who was holding up the feather duster.
Wu Weiguo pretended to be okay, sat back on the edge of the kang and muttered: "It's okay to take it back and have a look."
Gao Lijuan hurriedly asked again: "Her parents agreed? Can you really come?"
Who wouldn't want a big city daughter-in-law?Taking it out and introducing it to others also saves face.
Wu Hao nodded affirmatively, and comforted: "Your son is nothing, you don't have to worry about this."
Gao Lijuan was more willing to think on the bright side, nodded and said, "This time I can hold my grandson earlier."
"Then what are you busy with?" Wu Hao shook his head and looked at his sister with a smile, "You can't even coax this one."
Xiaodoubao was sitting on the kang, with her back to the three of them, eavesdropping, knowing that the eldest brother was talking about her, so she moved and turned around immediately.
He patted his chest and assured, "I can coax myself."
In two years, I will be seven years old, so I will definitely not say that I can coax children! (end of this chapter)
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