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Chapter 340 You Old 6! [Seek to follow up!Ask for support! 】

Chapter 340 You Sixth Son! [Seek to follow up!Ask for support! 】

"Am I not mistaken? This is our country's aircraft carrier!"

"You read that right, it is the aircraft carrier [色] [色] [色] of our country."

"Looking south to Master Wang for another year, Master Wang still has a few companies [dog heads] left."

Yanguo's No. 001 aircraft carrier made its debut on the Yanguo internet network, which aroused great enthusiasm.

Almost all the netizens who saw the New Year's greeting video were having heated discussions around the No. 001 aircraft carrier.

There are also some netizens who are familiar with military common sense and have noticed the large number of J-15s in the Air Force New Year's greeting video.

"It seems that our country may really have our own aircraft carrier!"

"It is said that the J-15 is a carrier-based aircraft. It was still in the land-based testing stage two years ago, and there are so many of them!"

"As the saying goes, if there is a mother, there is an opportunity. There are so many carrier-based aircraft, can the aircraft carrier be far behind!"

I have to say that this year's netizens are really thoughtful, and they deduced the news that the Yan Guo aircraft carrier is about to be commissioned based on just a few clips.

This comment was immediately liked and forwarded frantically, and it directly rushed to the top of the hot search list.

As a result, under the new trending search, the comments of various netizens gradually became strange!

"Ahem, let me announce that the name of the new aircraft carrier is Yanjing!"

"Fart! What does it have to do with you, you are not next to the sea!"

"If you want me to say, it should be called the Jinmen number!"

As soon as this remark was made, before the netizens in Yanjing could refute it, the netizens in other inland provinces couldn't sit still, and immediately started to fight back violently!

"Why can you only name it after your coastal provinces?"

"What's the point! Don't you know that the Mongolian Navy is number one in the world? They rely on the sea!"

"That's right, I will vote for Liaodong!"

For a while, netizens in coastal provinces and inland provinces started a heated debate on how to name No. 001.

Among them, there are also some "weakly asked, what should the three eastern provinces be called, is it Hei Ji Liao or Liao Ji Hei?" This kind of deliberately misleading comments.

But soon, a comment came out, and in less than half an hour, it rushed to No. 1 in the hot search!
"Comrades, why should we limit ourselves to place names?"

"Let me start by throwing bricks and stones at you. I think Pippi Shrimp is a good name!"

"Think about it, a title like Dongfang Shenlong is certainly cool."

"But there is no warship in the world that can bear the shame of being sunk by the Pippi Shrimp!"

"nobody!"

Hey, don't say it!
This kind of remarks, including this naming, seems absurd at first glance.

In fact, if you think about it carefully, it makes a lot of sense!

"Fuck! Don't say it! You really don't say it!"

"Senior, no one in this world can bear the shame of being sunk by Pippi Shrimp!"

What a place name, what an oriental dragon, how can it be as enjoyable as the Pippi Shrimp!

Seeing that the popularity of this comment was getting higher and higher, the Navy duty officer had no choice but to urgently post a Weibo.

[Our military has relevant regulations on the naming of naval submarines, which will be announced when new ships are handed over and enlisted]

Seeing this, many netizens directly commented on the microblog.

"Translate, don't think about the Pippi Shrimp!"

"Then the big name can be called something else, and the nickname can also be called Pippi Shrimp, okay?"

This year's netizens are really outrageous, and some people are acting coquettishly under the official account!
But no matter how the netizens slapped and rolled, the official account of the navy did not make any response.

The Navy, with practical actions, expressed its rejection of the Pippi Shrimp!
Netizens who didn't get a response gradually stopped commenting, and the popularity of the topic quickly dropped.

Topics on the Internet are like this, the heat comes and goes quickly.

unless
New topics can emerge!
"Is no one paying attention to the army?"

"The Navy has new aircraft carriers, the Air Force has new aircraft, what does the Army have?"

"Army? The Army has recruits [dog heads]."

"Upstairs, you said less, the army still has new shoes!"

When this netizen commented, he just wanted to be clever and make a joke.

Unexpectedly, as soon as this remark was made, many people immediately retorted fiercely!
"New shoes? Do you want to stop watching the New Year greeting video carefully?"

"Look at the black combat shoes, you can't even tell the original color!"

"There is also the soldier who paid New Year's greetings in the video. I think there is only one tie left on the hat!"

"Look at the fighters of the navy and air force. They are all clean and tidy. There are new aircraft carriers and new planes, my God!"

"Soldiers of the army, life is too hard!"

Someone mentioned our army!
Almost instantly, netizens immediately watched the New Year's greeting video again!
Sure enough, as said in the comments.

The soldiers of the army, although from the video, it can be clearly seen that the morale is high and the momentum is strong.

But if you take a closer look, you will find that the soldiers of the army are miserable!
Torn cotton hats, old clothes, it's nothing!
The most outrageous thing is that there are still people repairing tanks during the shooting of New Year's greeting videos?

This Nima is a big Chinese New Year, and the soldiers in the army don't have holidays?
Did you train so hard?

Also, what's up with this tank?
It's electric welding and a wrench. Looking at this posture, it's no different from an overhaul, right?
Do you have to fix it in time for the Chinese New Year?

If it doesn't work, why not scrap him?

Shall we build another one?
What's more, commented directly under the hot search.

"Looking at the new equipment of the navy and air force, I am very happy and proud. I am very proud that our country can have such a great power."

"But I have to say one thing, it's time to pay attention to the soldiers of the Army!"

"It's Chinese New Year, the soldiers of the army are actually repairing tanks in the severe cold!"

"Don't forget to shoot a New Year greeting video for us!"

"What kind of spirit is this!"

"I propose that smokers across the country now buy a pack of cigarettes per person to speed up the tank. Ah no! Give the unit that shoots the video a new tank!"

"agree!"

"Reconsideration!"

At this time, netizens who are familiar with military equipment immediately came out to popularize science.

"What, if I'm not mistaken"

"All the tanks in the army video seem to be Soviet-style T34s"

"This thing doesn't seem right, it's older than my great-grandfather!"

"During World War II, this thing beat the Hans cat, and even the foot pot chicken. It is indeed a great achievement! It can also be regarded as the main tank!"

"It's just the main tank from decades ago"

"And the other equipment of the army seems to be old antiques."

"56 punches, 60 pressures, what the fuck? There's still 40 fires?"

"Shouldn't it? The veterans in Africa shook their heads when they saw these things. Our country's army is still using these equipment?"

As a result, as soon as this netizen finished commenting, his backstage news exploded immediately!

"You know shit!"

"Diligence, simplicity, and hard work have always been the fine traditions and consistent style of our army!"

"That's right! Otherwise, where do you think the Air Force's aircraft and the Navy's aircraft carrier come from?"

"Aren't they all the soldiers of our army, saved bit by bit!"

"As expected of the big brother of our army, he worked so hard just to support the other two brothers!"

"He really, I cried to death!"

At this time, a certain Lian Ye surnamed Lian, who was holding a mobile phone and happily watching the excitement, replied quietly under the comment.

"I know something."

"The unit that took this video claims to be the ace army of the army!"

It turns out that all the netizens are here expressing deep emotion for the harsh treatment of the Army.

Hearing this, he immediately became excited.

"What, is this the trump card army?"

"You told me this is the ace army?"

"Oh my god, the ace army is actually using these equipment?"

"Then what kind of equipment should we use for troops in difficult and remote areas?"

"I don't even dare to think about it!"

More sentimental netizens directly fanned their feelings in the comment area.

"Back then, there was no food, no clothes, no ammunition, and no artillery support... Ying Jiang was chased all over the mountain by us like Ying Jiang."

"Now that we have new aircraft, we will soon have new aircraft carriers."

"But the junior soldiers of our army still maintain such a hard work style."

"Even the clothes are torn!"

"What a group of young people, what a great army!"

"Don't say anything! I'll buy a Huazi first!"

"Accompany one!"

All of a sudden, all the smokers started to buy cigarettes spontaneously, vowing to give the soldiers of the army a crop of new equipment!

What's more, go to the major official accounts to comment wildly!

Thousands of words from all over the world finally gathered into a neat and orderly formation under the major official accounts.

Make money!Pay the army!

Seeing this, a certain Lian Lian surnamed Ye was so happy that he put down his mobile phone and said to the squad leaders who were cleaning up next to him.

"Ha, cough, clean up this hygiene."

"Lu Ran, tell the cooking team that two more dishes are added to the New Year's Eve dinner! It must be a big dish! Let the brothers open their mouths to eat!"

"Yes!"

After speaking, Ye Fei finally couldn't hold back anymore, laughed a few times, and left happily.

The soldiers of the Red Company were at a loss, what was Lian Lian so happy about?

And the old company commander who was far away in Yanjing, listening to the report given to him by the correspondent, was also very happy at the moment!

Originally, the old company commander was a little worried. A new exercise site had to be built, and the major pilot troops had to change their outfits.

These are all money!
This is all right, the problem is all solved!The funds may still be rich!
I said this kid is capable!
This year's military expenditure has been settled!

Now Ye Fei and the old company commander are happy.

But as the saying goes, "some people are happy and others are sad", Ye Fei and the others are happy, but some people are not happy!

"Look at that video of yours!"

"It's okay, why are you showing off!"

"That's it, how will the military expenditure increase this year? How do you want me to talk to the chief?"

Several political cadres in charge of filming the video, those who celebrate the Chinese New Year, were sprayed bloody by their superiors!

Don't dare to speak yet!
After all the political cadres finished being scolded, they reached a consensus in an instant!
Be sure to find out, who made the army's New Year's greeting video!
Then yell at him in front of him!
You six!

 Two chapters will be updated first, and the other chapter will be updated after waking up.

  Tomorrow will start to explode, fight!It must be enjoyable for the brothers to watch!
  Without further ado, ask for a monthly ticket!

  
 
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