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Chapter 243 How many eggs do I have in my pocket?
If he knew the psychology of the group of big sisters in front of him, Shen Yu could only sigh.

You think too much.

"Sisters-in-law, don't be angry, after all, no one who can go to the prince's side is a smart person, so how can a smart person come to the prince's side?
Sisters-in-law, if you count the death rate of concubines around the emperor and their future lives, you will know that this is a Shura field.

Also, if your fathers and brothers want to put people around the emperor, they will naturally not put the smartest people there, because the smarter a person is, the more he will understand where his butt is sitting. Find ways to get money and resources from the family to support the prince.

The people who can be around the prince can only be those who are loyal, honest, gentle and considerate, and even satisfy your sense of moral superiority in all aspects, making you feel that they sent you to enjoy the glory and wealth, making you feel guilty and need Repay the favor..."

Shen Yu talked about his own understanding, but found that the faces of the sisters-in-law in front of him were a little strange, okay... let's not talk about this, you are all good people, I really don't look down on you.

"The chapters in these history books, don't believe everything in them, because the people who write the books will have their own positions, and the people who write the history will definitely change it, but there are always some things that can't be erased."

He said so, and sighed.

According to historical records, Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty hated the benevolence of the prince very much. Zhu Yuanzhang reprimanded Zhu Biao for his benevolence many times. Kangxi finally chose Yongzheng, who was mean and ungrateful. Qianlong, who praised you today and tomorrow at the dinner, is the real meaning Tomorrow, I will directly order your house to be confiscated, because you received too luxurious people, and you are very disappointed in the prince who everyone praised.

Many people felt that something was wrong, that the emperor was mentally ill, but in fact, the position of emperor needed an inhuman monster.

History, history... These women were raised in deep boudoirs. Although they were intelligent, they had been trapped in information cocoons, working hard in the wrong direction.

"Okay, I don't need ten dishes and one soup tomorrow. It's not good to waste it if I can't finish it. Four dishes and one soup will do. I'll order tamales, braised lamb, braised fish and braised tenderloin. You can add it to the menu. "

After distributing the bibliographies to a group of sister-in-laws, Shen Yu returned to her house.

Alas, they are all a group of ancient people, and they are also poor people.

It's still the basement, shut yourself in at night, the kind of TV drama or something, someone lurking on the beam, or watching the scene from the window, it will not appear in Shen Yu's place.

I just hid in the tortoise shell, waiting for one day to break through the ground and shock the world.

By the way, they should be able to understand my painstaking efforts.

……

The next day, Shen Yu woke up very early, and several sister-in-laws had already prepared breakfast for him.

Breakfast is mainly milk, desserts, etc., but there are a few little guys eating together, including the daughter of the princess, the four grandchildren and princesses.

The emperor issued an edict to let them pass, so the princess had no choice. This is the pain in the system. Unless you want to rebel, some orders cannot be disobeyed.

Shen Yu ate happily, while the sisters-in-law at the other table looked at Shen Yu as if they were villains.

Because he said just now, leave a plate of dim sum and bring it with him when he visits Empress Yang later, so a certain sister-in-law lost a plate of dim sum.

Although a long time ago, the concubine and Empress Yang were siblings, and the sisters-in-law also had a good relationship with Empress Yang, but the constant conflicts over the years made Empress Yang an existence like the Great Demon King in everyone's hearts, but Shen Yu said he would visit Empress Yang?

By the way, in addition to a pack of snacks, there is also a small box. This small box is a treasure chest from Tianji Pavilion. If the lock is not unlocked in a special way, including breaking the box violently, the box will explode.

"Sister-in-law, you can go with me this year. Let's have a good talk with Empress Yang. No matter what the conflict is, we must always look forward and sit down and talk about it."

Shen Yu said in a gentle manner, but Xue Yuhua bit his lip, stared at Shen Yu firmly, and finally shook his head.

"I dont go."

"Go, don't worry. I brought them a big gift this time. I believe it will satisfy her. She will be very happy. Not only will she turn enemies into friends, but she will even take the initiative to apologize for what happened before."

Shen Yu shook the box in his hand a little proudly, as if it contained something very precious.

"I dont go."

The corner of Xue Yuhua's mouth twitched, she admitted that she was really confused by Shen Yu.

He is on the prince's side, and all his actions are actually for the good of everyone, but she really doesn't understand what Shen Yu wants to do. As for Shen Yu who has no integrity and wants to seek refuge with Queen Yang?
What a joke, he wants to go straight to the sky, go directly to the emperor, and then follow the path of civil servants. No matter how the court changes, he will not be implicated, but he will become popular and have a bright future.

But, what exactly does he want to do!
And also prepared such an expensive gift?
Suddenly, Xue Yuhua really wanted to lift Shen Yu's head and see what was hidden inside!
"Go, don't go, you will really regret it."

After the dim sum was wrapped, Shen Yu found that he likes to use dim sum as a gift to others recently. It is cheap and affordable, and he can bring it back when he is away, and he can still deliver it in a few days.

"I'm not going, you go with the third and fourth sisters, Eunuch Wei, are you going?"

"The slave will naturally go. Is there any order for Mr. Shen?"

As an invisible person in the palace, Eunuch Wei is of course always present.

"Okay...then Hanbo will follow along, and you should follow along, as I will need your help then."

Shen Yu was a little helpless, his sister-in-law had a temper, what else could she do?
You can't take her there with you, can you?So, he ordered Xie Hanbo and asked her to go with him.

A group of people went out, and as soon as they turned around, they came to the military camp in the south of the city.

The barracks used to be very deserted, but now, it is in full swing.

All kinds of stone locks, equipment filled the open space, the air was filled with the smell of medicine, the strong young men... well, none of them were topless, when Shen Yu said that they were going to come in, they all put on clothes, Moreover, Shen Yu also saw many big girls exercising.

Hebei Jiangmen follows the line similar to that passed down from father to son and father to daughter. Each small family has a small and fine inheritance. From the children, they select talents suitable for martial arts, grow up by means of conquests, patrols, etc., and bring them to the family. Wealth, some of the leaves fall back to their roots, while others blossom and bear fruit elsewhere, and finally formed the means of martial arts practitioners everywhere in Hebei.

But today's Yang family is the most powerful of the generals in Hebei.

"Mr. Shen, welcome to come, I have admired your name for a long time."

It was not Empress Yang who came out to meet Shen Yu, but her elder brother, a middle-aged man in his 30s. This unpretentious middle-aged man, with a vicissitudes of life and thick arms, pulled Shen Yu enthusiastically. In addition to welcoming, she also told Shen Yu embarrassedly that something happened in the nearby counties, so Empress Yang led her army to set off this morning to resolve the matter.

Well, Shen Yu can understand that Empress Yang is now a walking humanoid auspicious person, with countless families destroyed, and wherever she appears, she is always in trouble. It is very likely that something happened around her, so she ran to deal with it.

"We are really happy that Mr. Shen can come."

Yang Pingyuan said very politely, and at the same time said that what Shen Yu said yesterday was really true.

"Mr. Shen, let me toast you!"

A quarter of an hour later, several tables of meals were prepared in the barracks. Compared with the delicate and delicious dishes in the Prince's Mansion, the meals here are mainly big fish and meat. Shen Yu raises his glass.

Really, what Shen Yu said yesterday was so damn right.

Ever since Empress Yang and the crown prince started fighting, the generals of Hebei have been looked down upon by the people all over the world. They are ridiculed and despised from all sides. When they meet scholars on the road, they often look at them with contempt.

This makes Hebei warriors very depressed, they are also doing things for the emperor, why are they looked down upon by everyone?

Although bitterness and sweetness came later, Empress Yang defeated the prince, but the reputation of Hebei generals became even worse. Many people called them shameless, and even they were very confused.

But today, in front of the public, Shen Yu's theory illuminated everyone's vision like a torch. Even Queen Yang did not expect that Shen Yu could really clear up her grievances.

She does things mainly by intuition, and her mind is not so crooked. The one who really knows the inside story is the old emperor or one or two old and cunning people, but they can't tell the inside story, but now it's good, what Shen Yu said, let everyone Everyone suddenly understood that it turned out that they were the party of justice.

"The emperor is wise, the crown prince is stupid, the woman is ignorant, and Empress Yang is mighty!"

These sixteen characters are really wonderful.

"Well, what about the wine... I can drink three glasses. After all, I am a scholar who has no strength to restrain a chicken. I haven't practiced Qi or martial arts. If I drink too much, it will hurt my brain."

Shen Yu took the wine glass and replied flatly.

"It's okay, Mr. Shen can come today, we are very, very happy!"

Yang Pingyuan stopped the booing from his subordinates, and clinked glasses with Shen Yu very solemnly.

The generals of Hebei, with the help of Empress Yang, are now on the rise, but they also know their weaknesses. Apart from their shallow foundation, many enemies, and the emperor treating them as knives, what they lack most is real counselors.

The more people who have fought in war, the more they know how important an excellent adviser is, not to mention the Shen Yu in front of him, his words are simply overwhelming.

The two sides drank the wine, and then began to eat, drink and chat. Yang Pingyuan talked about the customs and customs of various parts of Hebei, including the difficulties encountered by Jiangmen in recent years.

"There are too many people, and there are too few fields. No matter how much food is grown, there is not enough food to eat."

"Fortunately, everyone helped each other, and finally survived. However, people who practice martial arts can't eat enough, don't eat well, and their health is bad. As for going to other places to make a living? If you don't know the place where you live, why should they use you? There are still many people Spread rumors about us Hebei people."

"The most abominable thing is the Ministry of War. It always deducts our military pay and military merits. After reporting it, it will take half a year and a year for you. The soldiers died in the front line, but the rewards have not been approved, and then the people who review it Come down, say that everyone is dead, how to investigate, you are not making money from death, right?"

"So, this time we went to Ping Zheng's house, we signed up enthusiastically one by one."

Yang Pingyuan was talking, and he also introduced those people present to Shen Yu one by one. The previous Lord Yang was a cousin of Queen Yang, and these people present were all cousins, cousins, cousins ​​and even sisters of Queen Yang. Including brothers, brothers, sisters, sisters, etc.

After hundreds of years of development, Hebei Jiangmen has become an armed aristocratic group with me in you and you in me.

And the most interesting thing is that because of the existence of extraordinary power, the people in the gate will not be corrupt, but have been tirelessly honing their martial arts, true energy, etc., and pursue higher and stronger.

"The Zheng family, they just deserve it."

"Yes, Mr. Shen, I have something to ask, can you not care about it?"

"Of course, as long as the marriage is not urged, anything is fine."

"Hahaha, Mr. Shen, what I want to ask is, what do you think of civil servants and military officials?"

"Civilian and military officer?

This is just a difference in distribution. In the Taiping era, civil servants had the right to distribute power, while military officials had to let civilian officials do the distribution. Both sides had power, so there was no difference. "

"Okay, then can I ask Mr. Shen, sister-in-law admires Mr. Shen's talent very much, may I get help from Mr. Shen?"

Yang Pingyuan is not a literati, and he doesn't have so many ways, so he asked this question directly.

Of course, he knew that Shen Yu would refuse 100%.

Even if he is tempted, he will definitely refuse, and then make three concessions, and finally agree reluctantly.

"Of course, I came this time to give Empress Yang a big gift."

There was a small box under Shen Yu's feet. Everyone was curious about what it was. Now that Shen Yu put it on the table, it attracted countless eyes.

"There is a book in it, which was originally dedicated to Empress Yang, but unfortunately she is not here, so let's talk about it when she comes back."

Shen Yu regretfully handed the box to Yang Pingyuan, "I'll hold the key first, the things inside are more relevant, and I'll give it to Queen Yang later."

"Okay, okay, okay!"

Yang Pingyuan was very happy. He really didn't expect to invite Shen Yu so easily. Yesterday everyone discussed for a long time and found that there was no way. What they could give, others gave more, and once Shen Yu joined them, his reputation would be so great. It stinks.

"Mr. Shen, I assure you, if anyone dares to speak ill of you behind your back, I will be the first to spare him!"

Yang Pingyuan said this, and waved his fist at the three beauties who accompanied Shen Yu.

"Don't be like this, you can't help me, people are like knives, people are worth money, you guys never pay attention to publicity, and there are no talents in this area, which is one of the reasons why Hebei has been suppressed these years. Why."

"Propaganda, we also do publicity. We also tell people that Hebei is suffering, but no one listens. Those scholars don't care about us, they all say that we are vulgar."

The one who spoke was a heroic girl, she was Empress Yang's younger sister, she also had wheat-colored skin, and looked like a lively leopard.

"This is because you are stupid and don't know how to publicize!"

Shen Yu snorted coldly, looked at Empress Yang's cousins ​​and the others with regret, and shook her head regretfully again.

"By the way, sister-in-law Hanbo, how is the rehearsal program going in the city?"

What Shen Yu was talking about was the White Snake troupe, ah no, it was the White Snake troupe.

Director Shen and a group of people have made up plays these days. Of course, when the play is done, the troupe will start rehearsing. Now it has entered the beautiful scenery of the West Lake in February, one green and one white are sleeping opposite each other. Xiaoqing, started to get on the boat to seduce Xu Xian.

"Mr. Shen, they haven't let up these days."

"Well, let them come over and sing a play for these military lords on the set up stage, and the play will choose the chapter of the broken bridge."

Shen Yu's order made my sister-in-law puzzled, but she still politely carried it out.

There is no stage in the barracks, but it is the same if there is a high stage. The theater troupe was nervously invited to the high stage, and began to perform the scene of The White Lady and the Broken Bridge in the West Lake.

On the stage, the three women, um, Xu Xian is also a woman in reverse, and began to sing.

White Snake, the Broken Bridge on the West Lake is a very famous passage. Although Shen Yu has embellished it, changed its appearance, etc., it still makes the soldiers and generals watching from the audience clap their hands and applaud.

Who doesn't want to have two big beauties upside down, who doesn't want to be upside down again and again?What's more, their singing is so good, easy to understand, and tactful, which makes people mesmerized, especially at the end, where one man and two women are about to get together, and then the story ends! ! !
This is the end of the story, there is nothing below! ! ! ! ! ! !

Is that human being?
"Mr. Shen, this play is really great. It's much better than those babbling songs that we couldn't understand after singing for a long time. It's really great."

Yang Pingyuan praised sincerely.

"Well, then I feel that Mr. Shen is confused. What does this have to do with propaganda, and I am inexplicably ridiculed, right?"

As Shen Yu said this, his eyes flicked over the faces of these elite generals in Hebei.

These people grew up in a peaceful environment. Although they have seen blood and killed people, they still have humanity and virtues, not beasts that have gone through wars and worn out their last brilliance.

"I went to see the prince earlier and offered him three strategies.

Ladies and gentlemen, the best strategy is the Compendium of Materia Medica plus standing with His Majesty. Of course, this strategy has great side effects. If you have a headache, treat your head and feet, and treat your feet. Simply put, it is to ease conflicts, not resolve them. "

"what?"

Everyone present was stunned for a moment. Everyone had heard of Shen Yu's top, middle and bottom strategies, and thought that the Compendium of Materia Medica was the best strategy, but they didn't expect that it was just a bad strategy, which simply cannot be used.

"As for the middle strategy... Well, today's drama is just a small part of the middle strategy. I'll give you three days. Guess what my middle strategy is?
By the way, this little box is on your side. It is my gift to Queen Yang. It is very important, very important. "

Shen Yu likes to give people questions the most, especially bullying a group of people who are not good at using their brains.

Excuse me, how many eggs are in my pocket?If you're right, I'll give you all four eggs.

"two!"

Shen Yu dared to bet that they would answer like this.

(End of this chapter)