Start with a god-level director

Chapter 86 Divine Comedy, are you ok?

Watching the movie for two hours was a great enjoyment for Xiao Lizhu.

Although the ending of the story is uncomfortable, there is a feeling that this is life.

She watched the movie for two hours, and she was moved to tears. The story of the five female soldiers was so touching, and each of them died so heroically. What, made her creep even more.

"I can't say, I don't understand... But Li Zhu, I'm sorry..."

The eldest princess's expression was a little broken, and she shook her head hard, trying not to think of anything bad.

It seemed that Shen Yu had done something terrible to her.

For example, she looks at Xiao Lizhu with a silly smile now, as if she has the expression you have today.

The voice of the announcer was heard not far away, and he invited everyone to take a seat. Below, there is a short video for everyone to show, thank you.

"Tell me, please! There are still many things that can be undone!"

Xiao Lizhu pleaded again, but the eldest princess just shook her head numbly like a broken puppet.

She looked at Xiao Lizhu's eyes, the playfulness and cruelty made her hair stand on end.

What the hell did Shen Yu do?
The information she got was that Shen Yu wanted a videotape of her, and borrowed a voice actress from the Moscow Conservatory of Music. That girl was good at imitating other people's voices.

What can Shen Yu do?
She suddenly remembered the moment when she saw the Schindler's List movie for the first time.

After she saw the script in advance and made her psychological expectations, she finally saw the complete version of Schindler's List movie. She sat in the movie theater blankly, everything around her seemed black and white. Shocked by his talent, he has changed into his shape since then... Ah no, I have to praise him in public again and again, praise him, hold him up in humiliation, call that cooperation a match made in heaven, and tell everyone that she and Shen Yu gets along very happily.

Could it be that Shen Yu...

……

The Grand Duke sat in the audience, full of curiosity.

Outsiders thought that it was the charm of director Shen's movie that made the princess bow down, but knowing the inside story, he knew that the princess didn't watch the movie at all.

He was really curious about what video tape could make the proud and strong princess bow her head and admit her mistake.

The lights dimmed again, and then there was a press conference, Ms. Xiao Lizhu, the president of Universal Films, introduced one of their movies to American fans.

Her English is not very fluent, and she could hear some bumps and bumps. The press conference was not long, about 10 minutes, and Ms. Xiao Lizhu's speech ended.

The only difference is that the process of the press conference has been edited, making it smoother and smoother. Ms. Xiao Lizhu's bumpy English has a sense of rhythm.

Well, there are Russian-English bilingual subtitles below.

Everyone is a little curious, is that all?
Then the next moment, Mr. Lei, are you ok appeared.

Thank you!
Thank you!

Are you OK?
Are you ok?

Hello!
Hello!

Thank you!
Thank you!

Thank you very much!
thank you very much!

Hello!
Hello there!

Thank you!
Thank you!

Thank you very much!
thank you very much!

He Hello!
Hello!
Thank you!
Thank you!

Thank you very much!
thank you very much!

He He Hello!
you you hello!

Thank you!
Thank you!

Thank you very much!
thank you very much!

How are you America cinephile?
American movie fans, how are you?
Do you like new film?
Do you like new movies?

OK America cinephile
good american movie fans
Do you like my film?
Do you like our new movie?
We will give everyone
we want to give everyone

a big surprise
a big surprise
and me(.·ω·.)
And I! (.・ω・.)
……

In another time and space, Mr. Lei and the masters of Internet creation collided to create a song of praise for loyalty, ah no, it is a very ghostly song.

The search name of this song on a certain website is, [Circular Direction] Shake it up with Mr. Lei! Are you OK!

Once created, this short video of "are you ok" got a very high volume of views on video sites and spread rapidly, providing a very high promotion for Xiaomi's marketing.

On the surface, Mr. Lei likes it very much, but in fact he likes it very much, maybe.

Many people think that Xiaomi should give awards to the video editors. After all, this song has been out of the circle, which has added great enthusiasm to the development of Xiaomi. When many people talk about Mr. Lei, they think of this song. Then, this time and space , the magic reform is you ok, will Xiao Lizhu be grateful?
After getting the original film, Shen Yu, with the help of the teacher, spent three days creating the world's first official spoof ghost animal mv. Xiao Lizhu's voice was recorded by a supporting actress.

Shen Yu didn't doubt the power of this MV at all.

First, in another time and space, the real MV was invented by Michael Jackson in the 80s. In the past, everyone’s MV just picked up a microphone and sang, twisted a few times at most, and played a little bit of beautiful women to accompany the dance.

Second, the form of ghosts and animals only emerged after the development of the Internet. Who would have thought that there would be such an artistic method before.

Thirdly, the song are you ok is a masterpiece of inspiration, the original song is also very good, one plus one equals the power of n.

Fourth, he has a reputation, and everyone will try to accept it.

So, after layers of buf are superimposed, can this song move people to tears?

Although there is no Mr. Lei's ecstasy voice, nor his honest and simple appearance, but Xiao Lizhu, a beautiful and beautiful woman who sings with love, has another kind of charm.

This is a slap that transcends dimensions, this is a magic sound that transcends time and space!
Shen Yu, I really thank the eldest princess and Xiao Lizhu, you ducks!
Let you (princess) have long hands, and make you (Xiao Lizhu) have a low mouth!
So, I took this thing out and let you know why the flowers are so red!

……

When the magic song sounded, the eldest princess had a kind of morbid pleasure.

The blue veins on the skull are bouncing, as if a rabbit is saying, it's nothing, let's kill Shen Yu!
Hit him hard, hit him with your head, if you can't kill him, we will continue to hit him!

She clearly remembered how she felt when she saw the video tape.

It was a sunny afternoon, and she woke up from a nap to deal with government affairs.

Shen Yushen mysteriously sent someone a video tape and asked her to watch it, but she ignored it and continued to deal with government affairs, and handed the video tape to her secretary for her to taste it.

My heart is like a bright moon, I have nothing to hide, and my privacy can be threatened by others. Although she is curious about the video tape sent by Shen Yu, she really doesn't think it can change anything.

She was handling government affairs, and the two secretaries went to the audio-visual room. Two hours later, two young men and women came back with distorted expressions.

In order to prevent them from understanding something in the video tape, they watched it three times and listened to the melody no less than 50 times.

"Your Highness, we feel that you should appreciate Director Shen's... threats."

After experiencing all kinds of ups and downs and all kinds of harsh training, they were not moved by the Altai landslide, but the two made the same suggestion.

Please carefully consider Director Shen's threat.

We committed too many crimes in our previous life, and our life has been ruined in this life, Your Royal Highness, don't bother with that kind of person.

So... maybe she had done too many sins in her previous life, so she went to the audio-visual room.

Two secretaries guarded the door, and she went in and opened the videotape.

The press conference for the first 10 minutes was normal, and then the next moment, Her Excellency Xiao Lizhu transformed, and showed her what is called the big princess, you dare to kill my horse, in a performance form of exploding into the sky on the spot!
Ah no, Shen Yu, the big killer who dared to kill my horse, has not been released, and the spring breeze of reform has not blown everywhere, but are you ok is enough for the princess to taste what it means to be a genius who pretends to be confused.

Mr. Lei is in a high grade, while Mr. Xiao is a young, beautiful and heroic lady who speaks unorthodox English, but is distorted by an indescribable existence into the shape of are you ok.

The picture flickers, pauses, replays, and distorts. The beautiful lady sings and talks, giving people a feeling of... wanting to share it with others immediately!

She listened to it over and over again, only to feel the magic sound kept ringing in her mind.

wtf!

If I were replaced by him, then...

The reason why he chose Xiao Lizhu as the chicken was because she made rude remarks on the phone that day, so the chef wanted to show off his skills, so he appointed a random chicken and made it delicious.

Chicken, seasoning, and kitchen utensils are not important. What really matters is the chef.

He can turn any chicken into an amazing dish, so can a monkey.

He gave the eldest princess a special threat, a threat of extreme elegance and peak art, so, is she afraid?
You also want to become Mr. Monkey, ah no, that monkey?
That night, she had a nightmare, dreaming that she offended Director Shen, and then he hung herself up to watch TV.

Director Shen forced her to watch those inexplicable TV shows, and steamed a big pot of steamed buns as a killer weapon... Ah no, what is this steamed bun?

She listened to okok all night and felt speechless when she woke up.

...This, is really a bit weak in the legs.

So, she surrendered at the speed of light, she admitted that Director Shen is not human, she knew she was wrong, Director Shen, please let me go.

She didn't even dare to meet Director Shen, but she just invited the reviewing officials without changing her face, telling them that she was not angry with Director Shen anymore and would use Director Shen's version.

……

the other side.

Xiao Lizhu was surrounded by a large group of ladies. While praising Shen Yu's new film, they waited curiously for the video tape to play.

Could it be that Shen Yu used some strange method to change the head, or edited Xiao Lizhu and the villain together, etc.?
This kind of method is not without it, but it is easy to be exposed by others. Even if Shen Yu got two little boys and one Xiao Lizhu, what can it do?Such a threat is just to lose face, so how can the eldest princess give in?

Then... the magic song sounded.

are you ok?

A witch beside Xiao Lizhu was happily drinking orange soda, and then she spit it out with wide eyes.

The hamster-like cheeks of the popcorn-eating witch stopped moving, and then she laughed violently, and then she was choked there, coughing non-stop.

The audience, as if struck by lightning, were stunned to see that the promo was edited into a commercial, and what was even more annoying was that it was still playing in a loop!

That is to say, apart from the first 10 minutes of the feature film, the next 4 minutes or so of are you ok is played in a loop repeatedly, filling the duration of the entire video tape.

The producer kindly added subtitles below.

When the video was played for the third time, the big screen continued to play the video, Xiao Lizhu's magical voice came from the impression, the lights of the movie theater turned on, and the whole theater became a sea of ​​joy.

Are you ok?

Everyone said they were very happy and ok.

Although it sounds weird at first, why can't I stop this feeling of wanting to clap my hands?

Most people have a herd mentality, especially after knowing that it is a masterpiece.

This is the work of the master of art, Mr. Shen Yu Shen.

Other painters have painstakingly created works, and countless people criticize them, but recognized artists get more compliments even if they draw a line, but Shen Yu, everyone just watched the dawn here and appreciates this Russian-style work , cast all his admiration for him.

He has never been to Russia, but he can make such a movie that is full of hairy taste and makes people shed tears. Then, everyone is full of expectations for his next short film.

Maybe it's poignant love, maybe it's a fantasy journey, maybe it's... an art that everyone can't understand.

But from the very beginning, everyone was open-minded and ready to appreciate.

Director Shen served everyone a dish of stir-fried soybeans with strange flavor, and then everyone did not complain, but started to taste, not looking for bad things, but looking for fun things.

Because of empathy, everyone quickly understood what Director Shen wanted to do.

This Shen Yu is really interesting.

He didn't use the slightest threat to hurt the eldest princess, and he didn't have the dark thoughts like some people.

As a master of art, he watched the monkey, then grabbed a hen that was watching, and started cooking.

He just cut up the chicken breast, braised chicken giblets, stir-fried chicken wings... and used eighteen martial arts on that chicken to let the monkey know what would happen if he offended him?
The monkey shivered and put himself in his shoes. Shen Yu just took revenge on a whim, and it was so sharp. See how Xiao Lizhu's blushing turned. So, Your Royal Highness, do you really dare to offend Shen Yu for two songs? ?

In other words, after they return to the United States, they can turn you into a bigger are you ok, are you afraid?
Artists are so awesome.

The Grand Duke suddenly felt a trace of cold sweat on his head, did he offend Shen Yu?He had read the story of Yang Jiajiang. In history, Pang Taishi was actually a very good person, but because he offended the literati, he was tortured in various ways by later generations.

The little princess stared at the video dumbfounded, but hadn't recovered from the shock.

And the audience at the scene, especially the audience in Xiao Lizhu's box, all looked at Xiao Lizhu with a smile, and some people gave a thumbs up and asked.

"are you ok?"

It's not ok at all, her face is colorful, red, black, yellow, and purple mixed together, she twisted her stiff neck and looked around for Shen Yu.

She is a well-educated, gentle and gentle lady, never thought that she would be so embarrassed in public.

She is not ok at all.

She wanted Shen Yu to be ok ok again!

She really wanted to kill him on the spot!

ok?

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(End of this chapter)