Chapter 102 My Mom Is Pregnant
runaway?
What are you kidding, you are already adults, not children, and you are still playing the trick of running away from home?
Li Tang was speechless, paused for a moment before saying, "Then where are you now?"
"It's at the airport."
"Then take a taxi and tell the driver to go to Paoju Hutong in Dongzhimen North Street. Call when you get there, and I'll pick you up at the entrance of the Hutong."
"Oh, got it."
After hanging up the phone, Li Tang sat on the bed in a daze for a while, then shook his head with a wry smile, got up slowly, and dragged his slippers to the bathroom to wash up.
About half an hour later, the cell phone rang again. While answering the call, Li Tang walked out and instructed Xiaopang to let the taxi come in.
Xiaopang not only came, but also brought two large suitcases of luggage.Li Tang helped her unload the luggage from the car, seeing that there was no place to talk, he greeted her: "Let's go, let's talk when we go home."
Pulling the luggage to the door of my small courtyard, I happened to meet the two aunts wearing red hoops I had seen last time.When the aunt saw Li Tang pulling the luggage and bringing a girl with her, her eyes lit up immediately, and she hurried over to say hello, "Xiao Li, you're back!"
He said he was greeting Li Tang, but his eyes kept on looking at Xiaopang's face.Although Xiaopang was wearing sunglasses, he was recognized by the piercing aunt.
One of the aunts clapped her hands excitedly and exclaimed, "Oh, Jinsuo!"
The other aunt was a little slower, but still exaggerated: "Oh, it's really a golden lock. I've heard that you and Xiao Li are a couple. I didn't expect to meet them today."
Li Tang hurriedly said: "Auntie, you have misunderstood. Jinsuo and I are just friends, and she just stopped by to see me."
"Oh, it's a friend, by the way..."
The aunt looked at the suitcase the two were pulling, showing a mysterious smile, and deliberately lowered her voice: "Xiao Li, don't worry, aunt understands, you celebrities will never reveal their relationship easily, that's called... er, called What's going on?"
An aunt next to her hurriedly picked it up: "It's called a scandal."
"Yes, yes, gossip! It's the scandal that is often said in the newspapers. Don't worry, aunt is not an ignorant person, so she will definitely keep it a secret from you."
Li Tang couldn't explain it, and even got darker and darker. He looked at Fan Xiaopang helplessly, but the silly girl actually covered her mouth and giggled.
He could only say: "Auntie, I thank you all! Look, we are all at our doorstep, look..."
The aunt came to her senses and hurriedly said, "Oh oh oh, then we won't bother you."
As he said that, he deliberately said to Fan Xiaopang: "Jin Suo, if you have anything to say in the future, just say it. My family lives at the entrance of the alley, you just need to ask Aunt Han, there is no one in this alley who doesn't know."
"Hey, thank you, aunt." Xiaopang smiled and waved goodbye to the two aunts.
As soon as he entered the door, Xiaopang laughed "hahaha" without any scruples: "I think your place is so interesting, those two aunts are so funny."
Seeing her heartless look, Li Tang couldn't laugh or cry, and said, "Hey, you feel better now, don't you cry?"
"I used to be in a bad mood, but when I came to you, I felt better all of a sudden."
Fan Xiaopang only had time to look at Li Tang's yard at this time, and he couldn't help being surprised: "Wow, your place is really nice! Show me around!"
Li Tang led her around inside and out, and finally stayed in the west wing amidst her yelling like she had never seen the world.
This is a tea room. The tea room has almost never been used. It is like a new one. There is a guest room next to it with a bathroom.It is equivalent to an independent house with one bedroom, one living room and one bathroom.
Fan Xiaopang nodded with great satisfaction and said, "Okay, I'm requisitioning here."
requisition?
Li Tang glanced at her and said with a smile, "Yes, the rent is 1000 yuan a month."
"1000 yuan?"
Xiaopang was stunned for a moment, then he took out his wallet from his bag and said in a big voice, "It's no problem, bet one for three or one for six?"
"What's the matter, do you still want to live forever?"
"My house is unlivable now, of course I have to rent a house."
As she said that, she took out a wad of money from her wallet, shook it, and said triumphantly, "Do you want it?"
Of course, Li Tang couldn't really collect Xiaopang's rent. He looked up and down and said with a smile, "Aside from money, is there any other way?"
"In what way?"
When Xiaopang noticed his squinting eyes, he immediately said angrily, "Get lost!"
"Okay, then you can clean up slowly."
Li Tang saw that she was in a good mood, so he didn't ask why she ran away from home, and turned back when he walked to the door: "Are you hungry, what do you want to eat?"
"Casual!"
Xiaopang came out of the house in the morning in a fit of anger, sulked all the way, didn't even touch the plane meal, he was really hungry at the moment.But she was embarrassed, so she could only shake her head sullenly.
"Okay, then you can eat whatever I eat."
Li Tang waved his hands and went out humming a little tune.
After being in contact for so long, he has already figured out Xiaopang's temperament. On the outside, you may see a precocious, worldly, slick, and good-for-nothing little girl, but in private, she is a sensual, playful little girl. , and even some unreasonable little girls.
The longer it is on the outside, the more obvious it will be exposed in private.
Li Tang slept for most of the day and was already hungry, so he went out to the restaurant he frequented in the alley and ordered a few dishes.
Xiao Pang loves to eat meat, so he ordered a sauced elbow. The sauced elbow at this restaurant is pretty good.In addition, I also ordered leek boxes, stir-fried vegetables, tomato puree and stewed hairtail.
Seeing the stewed octopus, he suddenly remembered the episode of "I Love My Family" in which Heping Amnesia said: "Let's eat octopus, buy the most expensive one, buy [-] cents a catty."
For this reason, he also specifically asked the boss, what is the thirty-eight-one catty hairtail like?
The boss said that at that time, the price was uniform, and hairtail fish of [-] catties was definitely the best. The hairtail fish eaten now was only [-] catties at most.Moreover, this kind of hairtail of thirty-eight pounds is not something that ordinary people can eat, even if you have money, you can't buy it.
When it was over, the boss looked at the menu he ordered, and suddenly said, "I heard that Jinsuo is here, is it enough? Do you want to order two more hard dishes?"
"Uh……"
When he returned to the small courtyard with the packed meals, Xiaopang had already taken a shower, and she was wearing a cotton print pajamas, her hair, which had been cut short before, had just grown to cover her ears, and her Her hair was dense and voluminous, and after drying, she fluffed up like a crazy woman. She stood in the veranda with slippers on her feet, and when she saw Li Tang coming in, she asked, "What did you buy?"
"Didn't you just say whatever you want, eat whatever you have."
Li Tang replied unceremoniously, seeing her standing there motionless, he shouted again: "Don't be dazed, hurry up!"
Xiaopang curled his lips unwillingly, and followed him into the restaurant in the East Wing.
"Wow, sauce elbow, not bad!"
Seeing a lunch box of bright red soy elbows, Xiao Pang’s eyes shined brightly. As for other stir-fried vegetables, tomato puree, etc., she didn’t take a look at them, especially stewed hairtail. For her who grew up by the sea Speaking of it, it is even more dismissive.
She impatiently took a piece of elbow and stuffed it into her mouth, chewed it twice, then nodded in surprise, and said vaguely: "Mmm, it's delicious!"
Li Tang took out two cups and a bottle of wine from the cabinet, and said, "Would you like some drink?"
Xiaopang looked at the white wine in his hand, and immediately said vigilantly: "You want to get me drunk?"
Li Tang didn't even bother to talk to her, so he poured himself a glass, and then asked her, "Do you want a drink?"
Xiaopang hesitated for a moment, then pushed the cup over: "Pour less, half a cup is fine."
The sauce flavor of Langjiu is very strong. When Wu Jing came here before, he always clamored to drink Moutai. Li Tang thought it was expensive, so he bought a case of Langjiu. A bottle of more than ten yuan, economical and affordable.
Li Tang picked up the cup and said, "Come, let me toast you."
"What do you respect me for?" Xiaopang tilted his head and asked.
"I respect you for running away from home!"
"..."
Xiaopang pursed his lips, touched him, and took a big gulp.
Seeing this, Li Tang hurriedly said: "You can take it easy, don't rely on me when you're drunk."
Xiaopang glanced up at him, and said with a half-smile, "If I'm drunk, you just have a chance!"
"Cut, I still can't do such a thing as picking up corpses." Li Tang said with disdain.
That's right, although he is very greedy for Xiaopang's body, but a gentleman does something and doesn't do something, he never does things that are not tasteful.
"What do you mean by picking up corpses?" Xiaopang couldn't understand.
"Drunk, can't move, isn't it almost like a dead person."
Although Xiaopang was not a human being, he could still understand, his little face blushed, and he gave him a hard look.
Covering up, he picked up the cup and replied: "Thank you, and congratulations on your nomination for the Golden Rooster Award. I wish you the best of luck."
It's not that she doesn't know what to do, Li Tang can take her in, which is a great help.Otherwise, I have to find a new house, which is troublesome.
Li Tang held the cup and said with a smile: "You are not sincere, just toast with three words?"
Fatty didn't say anything, he raised his head to toast, and showed him the bottom of the cup, he said boldly, "I've done it, you can do whatever you want!"
"Good guy, yes!"
Li Tang just poured her a small two, but Xiao Pang actually wiped it out in two bites, and he still looked calm, which really surprised him. Thinking of his ex-girlfriend's appalling amount of alcohol, he might be called Bing Bing Can drink it.
He could only bite the bullet and take a big sip, then picked up the wine bottle and poured wine for Xiaopang.
As a result, just poured half a cup, Xiaopang knocked on the table and said impatiently: "Fill it up! Fill it up!"
Hey, that's what you said!
Li Tang poured her a full glass unceremoniously, and poured out a bottle of wine.
After drinking for three rounds, Li Tang looked at Xiaopang with blurred eyes, and asked tentatively: "Tell me, why did you run away from home?"
Xiaopang's original smile froze in an instant, and he opened his mouth, looking as if he couldn't speak.
Seeing this, Li Tang was even more curious, and urged repeatedly: "What's going on, tell me!"
"My mother is pregnant!"
Hey, the old clam produces pearls!
Let me report the results. The average order for 24 hours is more than 800, the high order is [-], and the order ratio is more than [-] to [-]. It is really horrible!
(End of this chapter)
runaway?
What are you kidding, you are already adults, not children, and you are still playing the trick of running away from home?
Li Tang was speechless, paused for a moment before saying, "Then where are you now?"
"It's at the airport."
"Then take a taxi and tell the driver to go to Paoju Hutong in Dongzhimen North Street. Call when you get there, and I'll pick you up at the entrance of the Hutong."
"Oh, got it."
After hanging up the phone, Li Tang sat on the bed in a daze for a while, then shook his head with a wry smile, got up slowly, and dragged his slippers to the bathroom to wash up.
About half an hour later, the cell phone rang again. While answering the call, Li Tang walked out and instructed Xiaopang to let the taxi come in.
Xiaopang not only came, but also brought two large suitcases of luggage.Li Tang helped her unload the luggage from the car, seeing that there was no place to talk, he greeted her: "Let's go, let's talk when we go home."
Pulling the luggage to the door of my small courtyard, I happened to meet the two aunts wearing red hoops I had seen last time.When the aunt saw Li Tang pulling the luggage and bringing a girl with her, her eyes lit up immediately, and she hurried over to say hello, "Xiao Li, you're back!"
He said he was greeting Li Tang, but his eyes kept on looking at Xiaopang's face.Although Xiaopang was wearing sunglasses, he was recognized by the piercing aunt.
One of the aunts clapped her hands excitedly and exclaimed, "Oh, Jinsuo!"
The other aunt was a little slower, but still exaggerated: "Oh, it's really a golden lock. I've heard that you and Xiao Li are a couple. I didn't expect to meet them today."
Li Tang hurriedly said: "Auntie, you have misunderstood. Jinsuo and I are just friends, and she just stopped by to see me."
"Oh, it's a friend, by the way..."
The aunt looked at the suitcase the two were pulling, showing a mysterious smile, and deliberately lowered her voice: "Xiao Li, don't worry, aunt understands, you celebrities will never reveal their relationship easily, that's called... er, called What's going on?"
An aunt next to her hurriedly picked it up: "It's called a scandal."
"Yes, yes, gossip! It's the scandal that is often said in the newspapers. Don't worry, aunt is not an ignorant person, so she will definitely keep it a secret from you."
Li Tang couldn't explain it, and even got darker and darker. He looked at Fan Xiaopang helplessly, but the silly girl actually covered her mouth and giggled.
He could only say: "Auntie, I thank you all! Look, we are all at our doorstep, look..."
The aunt came to her senses and hurriedly said, "Oh oh oh, then we won't bother you."
As he said that, he deliberately said to Fan Xiaopang: "Jin Suo, if you have anything to say in the future, just say it. My family lives at the entrance of the alley, you just need to ask Aunt Han, there is no one in this alley who doesn't know."
"Hey, thank you, aunt." Xiaopang smiled and waved goodbye to the two aunts.
As soon as he entered the door, Xiaopang laughed "hahaha" without any scruples: "I think your place is so interesting, those two aunts are so funny."
Seeing her heartless look, Li Tang couldn't laugh or cry, and said, "Hey, you feel better now, don't you cry?"
"I used to be in a bad mood, but when I came to you, I felt better all of a sudden."
Fan Xiaopang only had time to look at Li Tang's yard at this time, and he couldn't help being surprised: "Wow, your place is really nice! Show me around!"
Li Tang led her around inside and out, and finally stayed in the west wing amidst her yelling like she had never seen the world.
This is a tea room. The tea room has almost never been used. It is like a new one. There is a guest room next to it with a bathroom.It is equivalent to an independent house with one bedroom, one living room and one bathroom.
Fan Xiaopang nodded with great satisfaction and said, "Okay, I'm requisitioning here."
requisition?
Li Tang glanced at her and said with a smile, "Yes, the rent is 1000 yuan a month."
"1000 yuan?"
Xiaopang was stunned for a moment, then he took out his wallet from his bag and said in a big voice, "It's no problem, bet one for three or one for six?"
"What's the matter, do you still want to live forever?"
"My house is unlivable now, of course I have to rent a house."
As she said that, she took out a wad of money from her wallet, shook it, and said triumphantly, "Do you want it?"
Of course, Li Tang couldn't really collect Xiaopang's rent. He looked up and down and said with a smile, "Aside from money, is there any other way?"
"In what way?"
When Xiaopang noticed his squinting eyes, he immediately said angrily, "Get lost!"
"Okay, then you can clean up slowly."
Li Tang saw that she was in a good mood, so he didn't ask why she ran away from home, and turned back when he walked to the door: "Are you hungry, what do you want to eat?"
"Casual!"
Xiaopang came out of the house in the morning in a fit of anger, sulked all the way, didn't even touch the plane meal, he was really hungry at the moment.But she was embarrassed, so she could only shake her head sullenly.
"Okay, then you can eat whatever I eat."
Li Tang waved his hands and went out humming a little tune.
After being in contact for so long, he has already figured out Xiaopang's temperament. On the outside, you may see a precocious, worldly, slick, and good-for-nothing little girl, but in private, she is a sensual, playful little girl. , and even some unreasonable little girls.
The longer it is on the outside, the more obvious it will be exposed in private.
Li Tang slept for most of the day and was already hungry, so he went out to the restaurant he frequented in the alley and ordered a few dishes.
Xiao Pang loves to eat meat, so he ordered a sauced elbow. The sauced elbow at this restaurant is pretty good.In addition, I also ordered leek boxes, stir-fried vegetables, tomato puree and stewed hairtail.
Seeing the stewed octopus, he suddenly remembered the episode of "I Love My Family" in which Heping Amnesia said: "Let's eat octopus, buy the most expensive one, buy [-] cents a catty."
For this reason, he also specifically asked the boss, what is the thirty-eight-one catty hairtail like?
The boss said that at that time, the price was uniform, and hairtail fish of [-] catties was definitely the best. The hairtail fish eaten now was only [-] catties at most.Moreover, this kind of hairtail of thirty-eight pounds is not something that ordinary people can eat, even if you have money, you can't buy it.
When it was over, the boss looked at the menu he ordered, and suddenly said, "I heard that Jinsuo is here, is it enough? Do you want to order two more hard dishes?"
"Uh……"
When he returned to the small courtyard with the packed meals, Xiaopang had already taken a shower, and she was wearing a cotton print pajamas, her hair, which had been cut short before, had just grown to cover her ears, and her Her hair was dense and voluminous, and after drying, she fluffed up like a crazy woman. She stood in the veranda with slippers on her feet, and when she saw Li Tang coming in, she asked, "What did you buy?"
"Didn't you just say whatever you want, eat whatever you have."
Li Tang replied unceremoniously, seeing her standing there motionless, he shouted again: "Don't be dazed, hurry up!"
Xiaopang curled his lips unwillingly, and followed him into the restaurant in the East Wing.
"Wow, sauce elbow, not bad!"
Seeing a lunch box of bright red soy elbows, Xiao Pang’s eyes shined brightly. As for other stir-fried vegetables, tomato puree, etc., she didn’t take a look at them, especially stewed hairtail. For her who grew up by the sea Speaking of it, it is even more dismissive.
She impatiently took a piece of elbow and stuffed it into her mouth, chewed it twice, then nodded in surprise, and said vaguely: "Mmm, it's delicious!"
Li Tang took out two cups and a bottle of wine from the cabinet, and said, "Would you like some drink?"
Xiaopang looked at the white wine in his hand, and immediately said vigilantly: "You want to get me drunk?"
Li Tang didn't even bother to talk to her, so he poured himself a glass, and then asked her, "Do you want a drink?"
Xiaopang hesitated for a moment, then pushed the cup over: "Pour less, half a cup is fine."
The sauce flavor of Langjiu is very strong. When Wu Jing came here before, he always clamored to drink Moutai. Li Tang thought it was expensive, so he bought a case of Langjiu. A bottle of more than ten yuan, economical and affordable.
Li Tang picked up the cup and said, "Come, let me toast you."
"What do you respect me for?" Xiaopang tilted his head and asked.
"I respect you for running away from home!"
"..."
Xiaopang pursed his lips, touched him, and took a big gulp.
Seeing this, Li Tang hurriedly said: "You can take it easy, don't rely on me when you're drunk."
Xiaopang glanced up at him, and said with a half-smile, "If I'm drunk, you just have a chance!"
"Cut, I still can't do such a thing as picking up corpses." Li Tang said with disdain.
That's right, although he is very greedy for Xiaopang's body, but a gentleman does something and doesn't do something, he never does things that are not tasteful.
"What do you mean by picking up corpses?" Xiaopang couldn't understand.
"Drunk, can't move, isn't it almost like a dead person."
Although Xiaopang was not a human being, he could still understand, his little face blushed, and he gave him a hard look.
Covering up, he picked up the cup and replied: "Thank you, and congratulations on your nomination for the Golden Rooster Award. I wish you the best of luck."
It's not that she doesn't know what to do, Li Tang can take her in, which is a great help.Otherwise, I have to find a new house, which is troublesome.
Li Tang held the cup and said with a smile: "You are not sincere, just toast with three words?"
Fatty didn't say anything, he raised his head to toast, and showed him the bottom of the cup, he said boldly, "I've done it, you can do whatever you want!"
"Good guy, yes!"
Li Tang just poured her a small two, but Xiao Pang actually wiped it out in two bites, and he still looked calm, which really surprised him. Thinking of his ex-girlfriend's appalling amount of alcohol, he might be called Bing Bing Can drink it.
He could only bite the bullet and take a big sip, then picked up the wine bottle and poured wine for Xiaopang.
As a result, just poured half a cup, Xiaopang knocked on the table and said impatiently: "Fill it up! Fill it up!"
Hey, that's what you said!
Li Tang poured her a full glass unceremoniously, and poured out a bottle of wine.
After drinking for three rounds, Li Tang looked at Xiaopang with blurred eyes, and asked tentatively: "Tell me, why did you run away from home?"
Xiaopang's original smile froze in an instant, and he opened his mouth, looking as if he couldn't speak.
Seeing this, Li Tang was even more curious, and urged repeatedly: "What's going on, tell me!"
"My mother is pregnant!"
Hey, the old clam produces pearls!
Let me report the results. The average order for 24 hours is more than 800, the high order is [-], and the order ratio is more than [-] to [-]. It is really horrible!
(End of this chapter)
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