From Fist Wishing Blade to Muscle King Ming

Chapter 349 Bastard, Where Are You Inserting Me?
"broken?"

"It broke so easily?"

"Didn't you say that it is a peerless sword made of rare minerals?"

"Why is the texture so crispy?"

Leng Kong also saw that this sword was called a peerless sword, so he wanted to try its hardness.

If the texture passes the test, it can be used to pretend to be a swordsman.

When the enemy was still waiting for his sword, the fist had already hit his face.

And the swordsman is also strong enough.

After all, when it comes to muscular monsters or something, when people hear it, it's pretty badass!
And swordsman. That is synonymous with handsome!

I will perfectly transform from a muscular monster into a hard, thick and handsome handsome man!

But a pity!

The so-called peerless sword is not pure enough, not hard at all!

I just broke my strength and it was completely parallel imports!
"crisp?"

"You say I'm fragile?"

"Bastard, do you know how strong you are?"

"Dry!"

"And if it wasn't for those bastard experts in the museum messing around, how could I be broken by you so easily?"

Anubis' mentality collapsed.

What it hates most now is not Leng Kong, but those so-called cultural relics protection experts!

Mo Dan, it's okay if you don't protect it, but if you protect it, its purity will drop a few pieces!
Anubis feels that he can still maintain his current strength after being protected by the museum for decades.

As we all know, the cultural relics were in good condition before the expert came. Once the expert came, the protected cultural relics would at least peel off their skins, and even more seriously, they would be completely unrecognizable.

Cangzhou Iron Lion: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"

"But you just... broke!"

Leng Kong stabbed Anubis' body and mind again, and then shook his palm on the back of the sword, shaking the hilt out of the young man's hand.

"What happened?"

"I killed someone?

"And it was the father who killed him?"

"Ah."

The magic sword left the body, the consciousness returned to its original position, and the memory of slaughtering his father and uncle emerged from his mind, and the boy screamed in horror.

"devil!"

"The devil lives in this sword!"

When the sight touched the sword of Anubis again, it was like seeing a terrifying demon and ran away.

"No, don't you run away?"

"If you want to run, take me with you!"

"Otherwise what will I do if you run away?"

Seeing the host abandoning his sword to escape, Anubis was depressed.

It is a sword, although it has the ability to stand in, but if there is no host, it is still a sword, the kind that cannot move!

"Okay, now tell me, what is Dior's power beyond everything?"

"I'm so hungry!"

"Ha ha."

Leng Kong held the half-cut sword in his right hand, flicked the sword with his left hand, and returned to the ship in small steps.

"Hungry and thirsty?"

"Ha ha."

"It's a pity you didn't have a chance!"

Baojian suddenly appeared a phantom of a dog's head, and rushed towards Leng Kong's brain with a wild laugh!

The host is gone, just find another one, this is its core ability.

And with the strength of this muscular monster, as long as... as long as it can control its physical body, why don't Jonathan and Jotaro just kill it casually?

"Ha ha."

"Now you are mine!"

The dog-headed Anubis uttered the mantra when Leng Kong harvested his physique.

"Mind body?"

"I'm familiar with this! Haha."

Leng Kong narrowed his eyes slightly, and the phantom of the soul came out of the body, and the soul body was holding a 4-meter-long samurai sword in his hand.

"Intention cut!"

卌卌!

Ten knives per second, ten deep knife marks appeared on the body of the dog head instantly,
"How...how is it possible?"

"How could you attack my phantom of the soul?
"That's what Master Dior can't do!"

Anubis spewed out the essence qi crazily (the soul body has no blood), and the condensed body quickly dissipated. After it was almost transparent, he stopped spraying and retreated to the blade at a high speed.

Click
As an alternative life form, the soul is the foundation of Anubis. After a large amount of energy was lost, the sword body also burst into cracks.

Crack! Crack!

In the end it shattered.

"Am I pushing too hard?"

"It won't kill you directly, will it?"

Seeing that the Anubis sword broke apart for a while, leaving only the finger-long blade still stuck on the handle, Leng Kong was speechless.

"That's right, it was a little bit harder!"

After Anubis was broken in two, the blade became more brittle, and it was only when he was hit by a thought that he slashed, the blade almost collapsed.

"Hey, are you dead?"

"Don't die!"

"You still haven't told me how strong Dio is?"

Leng Kong was anxious, but flicked Anubis's remaining sword lightly, so he really didn't dare to use force now.

"Stop playing"

Anubis's extremely weak voice sounded faintly: "Play again, and my last bit of body will collapse."

"Yo, are you still alive?"

"Okay, good! Haha"

Leng Kong quickly withdrew his fingers.

"teacher"

Seeing Leng Kong returning with a smile, Er Qiao immediately asked, "What's so happy?"

"This sword says that Dior is very strong, I am very excited!"

"There is hope again in this day, haha."

Leng Kong shook the broken sword with only the handle left in his hand and smiled.

"Dior?"

Talking about this, Er Qiao got excited. He didn't even care about the fear of Leng Kong going crazy, and his body rushed over quickly.
"What does it say?"

"What is Dio's ability?"

"I don't know yet, it only says that Dior's substitute "World" is powerful beyond all the abilities of the world."

"Isn't that interesting?"

"Ha ha."

Er Qiao tentatively asked: "Haven't you said it yet? Why don't you let me ask him? I'm familiar with this!"

"can!"

Leng Kong handed the hilt to Er Qiao, "Be careful, this thing is very brittle, if you apply a little force, it will fall apart."

"crisp?"

"Your family is fragile!"

Hearing Leng Kong say that it would fall apart with a little more force, Anubis hid in the broken sword and complained fiercely,
Dead pervert!
Whose strength can compare with yours?

wipe!
"It's okay, I have a measure!"

Er Qiao took the sword, and deliberately sank into the river to wash off the stains on it.

"Asshole, where are you inserting me?"

"I don't know that I'm seriously injured now, and it will rust if I get wet, idiot!"

Anubis felt that Erqiao was even more unreliable than museum experts, and after knowing that Leng Kong didn't want him to die, he immediately pretended again,
"Remember, first rub my body with high-quality deerskin to warm it up, then use cotton gauze with a little sword oil to spread evenly all over my body, wait for 3 minutes, and then continue to massage my whole body with deerskin vigorously. My body heats up."

"In this way, I can better remove impurities on the blade surface, and allow me to better attract substances such as phosphonium calcium."

"Before the question is answered, you want to enjoy it first?"

Seeing that a sword is more enjoyable than himself, Er Qiao's eyelids trembled, but it was about Dior, so he suppressed his discomfort and said softly,
"It's okay to enjoy!"

"Tell me Dior's abilities, and I'll give you a full set."

Anubis' voice was loud: "Don't think about it, I, Anubis, will not betray others even if I die."

"You will not betray others even if you die?"

"Hey. I just like guys with tough bones!"

Er Qiao took the hilt of his sword and sank into the water again,

"Listen to you, will it rust if it gets wet?"

"Or, I'll sink you to the bottom of the Nile?"

"Heh, are you scaring me?"

Anubis was very guilty and his voice was loud.

"What do you say?"

Er Qiao let go of his palm, and the hilt of his sword sank rapidly.

"do not want!"

"No!"

"Get me, get me up, I say. I say anything!"

Seeing that Er Qiao really dared to let go, Anubis panicked. It didn't want to sink into the mud at the bottom of the river forever without seeing the light of day.

What's more, under the corrosion of water, there is no eternity. It will take only a few days for his remaining body to rust away.

"Wouldn't it be better to say that earlier?"

With a twist of Er Qiao's wrist, the thin vines tied to the hilt quickly retracted, pulling Anubis out of the water again.

"Dior."

Anubis took two breaths of fresh air greedily, and said cautiously, "Lord Dior's "world" can stop the world from turning, so it is impossible for you to defeat him!"

"Stop the world?"

Er Qiao wondered, "What do you mean?"

"It literally means that the "world" can pause time!"

Anubis was shocked by the power of the "world", and Dio surrendered, so he knew the true ability of the "world"!

"Time pause?"

"impossible!"

Er Qiao lost his composure and yelled, "How could such an outrageous substitute appear?"

Also of Joestar bloodline, the platinum star awakened by his grandson Jotaro is invincible, and Dior who occupies his grandfather's body also has a time stop, and he is caught in the middle, how can he be a purple hermit?
What's going on here?

Play against, right?
"I told you the information. Believe it or not, go find the buckskin and wipe my body now."

Anubis said and added, "Remember, you need to use high-quality buckskin!"

"Okay, just wait at the bottom of the river!"

"Maybe some high-quality buckskin will float over!"

Er Qiao let go, and this time he didn't help the vines.

Wave!
The water splashed, and the hilt sank straight down.

"Bastard, you cross the river and tear down the bridge!"

"Don't. Don't!"

"It's going to rust, there's only so much I can't hold on to!"

"I don't want the whole set anymore, fish me up, fish me up!"

"Bastard, stop the boat and get me!"

"asshole!"

"Shameless villain!"

"asshole!"

"You Joestar family are all bastards!"

Seeing that the bottom of the boat was drifting farther and farther on the water surface without any intention of stopping, Anubis, who sank at the bottom of the river, exploded in anger.

He didn't expect that Da Qiao's grandson, Er Qiao, could be so inferior in character. He said it well before, as long as he told him the information about Mr. Dior, he would give him the whole set.
As a result, as soon as he told the information, he lay down at the bottom of the river?

What is this called?

Didn't Lord Dior say that Da Qiao is a real gentleman?
Why is his grandson so virtuous?

No, you still have to save yourself!

The transparent dog's head emerged from the hilt, staring at the fish in the water,

"Hey little fishes, come over to me!"

"I have something good here!"

"Come here, just touch me lightly!"

Xiaoyu didn't hear Anubis' enthusiastic shout, but felt that the place was extremely cold, and exuded a strong sense of ominousness, and disappeared instantly with a flick of his tail.

"Cut, don't be afraid, I still have Brother Crab!"

Seeing that the little fish was so ignorant, Anubis looked at the crabs with their teeth and claws,

"Oh, little crab over there, please, take me to the shore?"

"I'll give you something delicious!"

call out!
The crab's perception is not bad, and it ran away holding two large pincers.

"Hello wait"

"Brother Crab, don't abandon me!"

Anubis upgraded from a young brother to a big brother, but still failed to keep the crab.

"Help!"

"Help!"

"If this goes on, I will get rusted in two days!"

Time goes by, the bottom of the dead river
God Anubis, stop thinking slowly!
Its last thought is that the local fish and crabs are too indifferent, completely impersonal!

At this time, Leng Kong and others had followed the river to the city of Luxor in the middle of the Egyptian mainland, which was also called Thebes city in the ancient Egyptian era.

Er Qiao leaned the boat on a remote river bank at random, "Let's go, go to the city to rest for a night, I can't help but want to go to the toilet."

"bathroom?"

When talking about the toilet, Bobo frowned instantly: "There won't be a pig's head in the toilet here?"

"how is this possible?"

"Customs vary from place to place, and pigs are not raised under toilets here."

Er Qiao waved his hand easily, showing that he understood, and then jumped ashore to find the toilet.

"Oh, My, God!"

Then everyone faintly heard his screams from behind.

It turns out that the toilets in the wild in Egypt not only don’t have pig heads, they don’t even have water, just dig a hole in the sand and cover it with a plastic board around the fence.

As soon as Er Qiao entered the toilet, he saw the wind blowing the excrement stick out of the cesspit, then flew out of the toilet against his heels, and finally drifted away with the wind.

Because the air is dry, the toilets here are not flushing, but wind blowing!
The most important thing is that there is a bucket of sand where the paper is placed.

What does that mean?

Wipe your butt with sand?
I am!

People say that they rely on mountains to eat mountains, rely on seas to eat seas, and Egypt depends on sand, so sand can also work?

Outrageous!

It's just out of line!

"never mind!"

"I'll bear it and wait until the hotel."

Er Qiao felt that his aging bladder could bear it any longer.

"Ok?"

"What is this?"

After getting out of the toilet, Er Qiao discovered that there was actually an electric socket installed on the lonely stone pillar.

"Is it for charging tourists?"

"But does this thing have electricity?"

Er Qiao looked left and right, but he couldn't find any wires coming through.

"An old electrician once said that you can tell if there is electricity or not by touching it!"

zizi
"Mom, I was electrocuted!"

"Could it be that there are wires connected underground?"

A certain bastard was knocked to the ground by electricity, still thinking about how the electricity came from,

"The more you can't touch something, the more someone wants to touch it! Hehe."

After Er Qiao left, a white-haired girl with a graceful figure, wearing a red hoodie and a short skirt with black stockings made complaints.

Then he snapped his fingers comfortably, and the electric plug board on the stone pillar disappeared immediately.

"When you get here, it's not far from Luo Luo. It probably won't take you two days to get there."

After confirming the room, everyone sat in the dining room to order food. On the way, Er Qiao spoke,
"We're about to face the final Dior, everyone, have a good rest today and prepare for the big fight!"

"that.?"

The emperor Hortos, who had a very low sense of existence, suddenly raised his hand,

"I know Dior's ability."

"But his time stops, how are you going to solve it?"

"This ability feels very incomprehensible. After the time is suspended, we may not even know how to die.

"Or should we break up?"

"Otherwise, if you don't kill Dior, Dior will definitely kill me, the leading party."

Er Qiao seemed confident: "Don't worry, it's easy to solve!"

"Time stop is easy to solve?"

Holhaus didn't believe it at all, and felt that Er Qiao was fooling himself.

"Ok!"

Er Qiao nodded confidently,

"The time-stop ability is unsolvable, but Dio is a vampire, so it is easy to solve. You must know that I have solved not one thousand vampires, but three hundred. The weakness is too obvious."

Jotaro raised his head: "Old man, what can you do?"

"The way is to attack during the day!"

"So simple?"

"Easy? Hehe"

Er Qiao laughed, "It's because of Hornhaus, without him leading the way, we would not be able to determine the exact location of Dior, nor the time when we encountered him."

"And with Hoerhaus, we will be fully prepared before going to war with Dior."

"I'll let Dior know that times have changed, and vampires can't hide!"

"Well, I'll make a phone call first and get ready to fire. Haha."

With that said, Er Qiao borrowed a phone number from the hotel, and then asked the SPW Foundation to contact the local underground organization in Cairo to prepare a large amount of gasoline, guns and cannons for him.

What he said earlier was not arrogance, but that he was going to blow Dior out in broad daylight by directly plowing the ground with shells.

Finally, he is going to play a big game!

(End of this chapter)