Rebirth 2002: Chic Life

Chapter 404 We Chinese are not the sick men of East Asia

"Did the camera over there capture it?"

"Go to the control room and have a look."

"Go, go, go"

"Hey, tell me, how about I post this on Weibo?"

"Send a dick, just a few of your fans, will anyone read it?"

"Don't post it, you know whether President Wu is happy or not, you'll lose your job later."

"Oh, oh, then I won't post it." Wang Lei said perfunctorily, and said to himself, "I only have more than 200 fans, how could President Wu know."A few birds are just jealous.Pooh! '

……

"Old Wu, be careful, slide down slowly and I'll follow you...Damn it, don't jump!...Ahhh."

Wu Dong felt that his body was as light as a swallow. After being reborn, his physical strength has greatly improved. He has never tried where the limit is.

But the 3-meter-high wall is really nothing, and there is no need to reincarnate. When he was in college, the bastards from Jixiang Physical Education College next door used to jump over the wall to find his girlfriend.

Wu Dong stood firmly, the ground was soft, nothing happened.

"Fuck, you really dance, are you okay?"

"It's okay. What's up, did you catch the big rice field eel?"

"Hey! I asked you to bring a few bottles of beer. I got a bunch of eels and a few snakeheads. I didn't see the big one they said."

Wu Dong followed Dazhi through the wetland with difficulty.

"You really brought a saw and a lighter?" Wu Dong asked in surprise.

Dazhi smiled awkwardly, "Don't listen to Xiao Lin bragging, just because she talks about how awesome I am, I'm riding a tiger right now..."

Dazhi not only brought saws, fishhooks, and lighters; he also brought tents, sleeping bags, jackets, a climbing stick, pots and pans, and even oil, salt, sauce, and vinegar.

"Why do you carry so many things by yourself?"

"It's me alone. When I came here, Qiao Yuanshan, Zhang Leilei, and Wang Mi were four. During the day, two of them were scared away by leeches. When I saw a snake at night, Qiao Yuanshan also ran away..."

"What kind of snake?" Wu Dong was also a little scared.

"Crossing the mountain peak, I passed it in the grass at night, 3 or 4 meters long." Dazhi said lightly.

"Hey, don't snakes only come out in summer? It should be in June, July, August, and September that snakes come out?"

Dazhi smiled slightly, "Who did you hear that February [-]st is over, that is, at this time there are the most snakes, and they have just finished hibernation as the weather warms up."

"Then you are not afraid?"

"Afraid of hair, I sprinkled realgar around my tent, and wrapped twist thorns around the four corners with wire..."

"Why do you live here at night?" Wu Dong humbly asked.

Although they are friends, Dazhi feels that Wu Dong is better than himself in everything, and this time he finally got bullish. Dazhi is very proud, and he carefully explained to Wu Dong, "Generally, eels are the most aggressive in mid-April, because the breeding season is coming soon. , as soon as you tease him, he will bite the hook."

"Eels are usually inactive during the day, and only come out of their caves to look for food at night. They come out of their holes to look for food around 8 o'clock in the evening, and around 9:4 is the peak period of foraging for ricefield eels. From April to around the Dragon Boat Festival every year, it is the most plump time for eels. , The eels of this period are very delicious, with few spines and thick meat."

"In a while, let's stew the fish and rice field eels with river water. After we eat and go to bed, we will come out at night. I will catch it with my hands, and you can fish with a hook. By the way, take a look at the ground cages I made during the day..."

"Who did you learn this from?"

"When we were young, we did this as soon as we got out of school. Every child knew how to eat, sell money, and give it to their parents. Later, my parents never did it again." Dazhi said with a little regret.

……

After struggling for about an hour, they arrived at Dazhi's camp.

What the hell!

For the scene in front of him, Wu Dong only had two words, shit and awesome!

On the muddy wetland, Dazhi used shrubs and small trees as a base to create a wooden floor of ten square meters. On the four corners, there are four wooden stakes with a height of 1.5 meters, surrounded by thin wires, and there are twisted thorns on the top. Except people.No animal can break through.

NND, this is not survival in the wilderness, this is a vacation in the wilderness. He even set up a small table in front of the tent, with pots and pans of oil, salt, sauce and vinegar on it, and there are mosquito coils beside the tent...

"Well, my place is alright. I made it myself. I originally brought a hammock and four people took turns to keep watch. Now I'm the only one left to make things more comfortable."
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Principal Wu is back, and Principal Wu has disappeared again!

The students said that Principal Wu went to catch the big rice field eel.

"Playing the piano indiscriminately, what are you doing? Why do you still look like a child at such a grown-up age? Hey, Xiao Lin, do you think they can really catch them? These two young people are unreliable. If they really can't, I should do it myself."

Wen Jianguo was very dissatisfied when he heard that Wu Dong went to watch the fun without him, and kept chattering.

"Hey, Lao Wen, you still say they are like children, I don't think you are much better."

"Hehehe" Zhang Min snickered aside.

Because Wu Dong and Dazhi are actually outside the school, the distance is not far in their hearts, and they didn't worry too much.

If they heard that there are poisonous snakes more than 4 meters long in the wasteland, they probably would not be in the mood to laugh.

Wen Jianguo muttered, "The excavator master said he saw it, but he didn't have a picture. Maybe he mistook the water snake for an eel..."

Lao Wen looked at Zhang Min, hesitant to speak. "Forget it, I'll call him later."

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Dazhi is a master of survival in the wilderness, carpentry, cooking, fishing, and catching birds seems to be something he knows nothing about.

Seeing Dazhi skillfully handling black fish, miscellaneous fish, and eels, "Hey, Dazhi, you were in the cooking class when you were a soldier, right?"

Dazhi hummed, "Well, I'm actually in the team, and I helped out in the cooking class."

"Hey! Dazhi, if you were thrown on a deserted island with nothing, would you survive?"

"Huh?" Dazhi turned his head and looked at Wu Dong, hesitating for a moment, "Hiss! Well, do you really have nothing? You must have a knife and a lighter!"

"Drilling wood to make fire! Build stone tools like primitive people..."

"Damn it, you're trying to kill me!" Dazhi chuckled and continued to handle the catch.

Wu Dong thought about it carefully, "I will equip you with a special medical team, bring a flare gun, a knife, and a lighter with you. Then throw you into the Gobi desert or deep in the jungle grassland to see how long you can live ..."

man!
Adventure, survival, seems to be something in the bones.

Dazhi was stunned, Wu Dong was serious, and a surge of enthusiasm rushed into his heart.
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Wang Lei took advantage of the opportunity of Lao Chen going to the toilet to remake the surveillance video with a digital camera.

2004年3月23号，下午6：16分，建国小区光明网吧。

A small V of a Weibo account [Art School Security] posted a video of more than ten seconds.

The resolution of the video is quite impressive.

Originally, his more than 500 fans were attracted by the word "art school".

As a result, this bastard didn't know what the following users wanted to see at all, so he complained about low wages, tired work, and so-so food in the cafeteria, and never mentioned art school students and female teachers.

After de-fanning, de-fanning, the number of more than 500 fans dropped sharply to 192, of which more than 100 were his relatives, friends and classmates, and dozens of ginger fans were removed, and the number of real active users was about 22!
Wang Lei is from the old Qin Dynasty and has not graduated from junior high school.Writing skills, well, Wang Lei probably can't read these four words.

Wang Lei's writing ability is probably at the level of the third and fourth grades of primary school.

"Look, who said we Chinese are the sick men of East Asia?"

He just watched "Fist of Fury" in the Internet cafe yesterday, and he wrote the words in it casually.

The article is made by nature, and it is occasionally obtained.

In one sentence, the three words "look at it" first hang people; the four words "who said we" empathize with us, who said what about us?

"Sick man of East Asia" poked on the lung tube of the Chinese!
Soon someone reposted this link, although he only has more than 20 active followers, several of whom are sports enthusiasts, they reposted the link and @ several track and field athletes playing Weibo.

Because it is the Olympic cycle, the attention of athletes on Weibo is still quite high, until the one who plays hurdles reposts this video.

Because there is no sense of copyright, the video flows from Weibo to forums and portals.

The video became popular on Weibo and the entire Internet.

"Wow, is this light work?"

"Must, look at those people, the wall is at least three or four meters away, and he took two run-ups!"

"There is no such thing as light work, this is called parkour!"

"Damn it, what is it called? It has to be defined by you foreigners. I said light work is light work..."

……

"Okay, okay, stop arguing"

"That's right, noisy, do you still dream of martial arts? Qinggong, the Olympics are about to start, why doesn't he go to the competition? You say he is awesome, high jump, long jump, or 100 meters casually!"

"Uh, I mean I don't know if the video is true or not, so there's no need to make noise!"

……

Because netizens were unable to distinguish the authenticity from the fake, the popularity dropped slightly.

However, at night when Wu Dong and Chen Dazhi were fighting in the wilderness, some Weibo staff recognized the protagonist as the big boss!

Flattering is a technical job, since the boss has posted the video, then you are embarrassed, oh, do you dare not give traffic?
All of the big Vs suddenly knew both technology and sports.

"Really, this video is absolutely true. According to my years of shooting experience, there is no trace of editing in the video..."

"I have had it analyzed by a professional, and the video is definitely fine. The problem is why this person doesn't participate in the Olympics, and which event he should participate in if he participates..."

"Judging from his run-up steps, his explosive power is super strong. I suggest triple jump!" This senior sports reporter surnamed Han has just completed a research activity on the development level of folk sports in New Malaysia and Thailand funded by Weibo.

This 2-month investigation cost a lot of money, even his family's...

Professionals from all walks of life continue to jump out, the same routine!

First shock! ! !There are masters among the people.

Then there is regret... Hey, the expert has been buried! ! !
The last is to offer advice and suggestions, @体育委员会, @田组, @华夏奥运会……

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"Fuck, be careful, that's not a rice field eel, let it go!!!"

(End of this chapter)