Rebirth 2002: Chic Life

Chapter 5 5. Be patient when fishing (please collect)

In this era, the Internet name should be a little more literary, and it can’t be as straightforward as 20 years later. Wu Dong originally thought of a "Jinling Big Horn", which is simple and rude, but look at other usernames, what is "Residual Lotus Listening" "Rain", "Qiu Shui Yiren", "Focus on the East Wind"... I feel that the "big horn" does not conform to the trend of the times, so let's make one that conforms to the trend of the times.

"Jinling laughs and laughs."

Wu Dong chuckled, "Ton Ton" took a sip of Coke.

Get it!

There is no rush to get rich, let alone fishing.

Spray it if you have a chance, browse the forum and play games if you don’t have a chance,

It's not Wu Dong's character to force him even if he doesn't have a chance.

In 2002, the Internet was just starting, and the Internet was mainly in Internet cafes. It took five years for smartphones to become popular, and there were no short videos, hot searches, or Internet celebrities.

"The First Snow in 2002", well, this is a song by Dolan in 2003...

Searched around the Internet.

The movie did not hit;
Well, the TV series are pretty good: "Yi Tian Tu Long Ji", "Feng Yun", "Xiao Li Fei Dao".

"Well, the Yitian Tulongji I watched a few days ago turned out to be version 94."

Su Youpeng, Gao Yuanyuan, Zhou Haimei, Zhao Wenzhuo, He Rundong, and Jiao Enjun are at the peak of their looks.

"Hey, what should I spray if there's nothing wrong with it?" Wu Dong was a little annoyed.

This year's sports circle seems to be such a big event that the national football team entered the World Cup and the group failed to qualify. It has been more than two months, and there are still curses on the Internet.

"Chinese football, are you right about me?"

"How can 14 billion people not be able to find 11 people who can play football!"

"..."

Wu Dong couldn't stand it anymore, "I want to be fair!"

After all, I earned more than 5000 yuan by losing in men's football.

【Jinling Xiaoxiaosheng】:
"Don't be shameless!

This men's football team is worthy of you!
Do you know how happy you are?

What you are catching up with is the pinnacle of the national football team!
The East Asian semi-finals defeated Neon Man 2:0, which will never be seen again in this life.

The World Cup, you have caught up with this once in a lifetime, and you are still not satisfied. Do you want to go to heaven?
Let me put it this way, this year is the pinnacle, and even if the World Cup is expanded to 48 players, the national football team will not be able to enter. "

This is just talking casually, the sports column can't make any waves, just talk about it happily.

"I still want to enter the World Cup. I can't enter the World Cup. The head coach will go first. If I confess, I will be lenient and I will sit in prison."

It's not interesting, it's only past six o'clock, and Wu Dong doesn't want to go back yet.

"Network management!" Wu Dong waved to the bar again.

The little girl walked over cautiously, she waited for Wu Dong to speak without saying a word.

"Get an instant noodle and add a marinated egg."

"6 pieces".

It’s a little more expensive than outside, but it’s the same price in Internet cafes. Kangshuaifu, disposable bowls and chopsticks cost 2 yuan, 5 yuan here, and [-] yuan if you add marinated eggs.

"Okay." Wu Dong nodded, and started to find something to do.

CS is Wu Dong's strong point. In recent years, he has played Horse Riding and Blade on the desktop, and Wang Zang and Romance of the Three Kingdoms on his mobile phone.

After being reborn, he was busy adapting to the environment, and accompanied his parents every day to make up for the debts of the previous life. This was the first time he entered an Internet cafe to play games.

"I don't know if I can do it"

Randomly added a LAN, DUST2, this map is quite familiar.

8 vs. 8,

"Is it because of your youth, or the benefits of time travel? It seems that the reaction speed has become faster!"

In the two consecutive rounds, Wu Dong won a big victory here, and his sniper shot was superb.

The instant noodles haven’t arrived yet, but a few children gathered around, probably from grades 5 and 6 to the first and second grades of junior high school. Three people squeezed behind Wu Dong, and some children couldn’t squeeze in and stretched their necks to watch. .

Several people looked at each other, "Fuck, it's so accurate!"

Wu Dong collided head-on with an opponent with a sniper rifle, Wu Dong jumped up to avoid the opponent's bullets, and switched the sniper rifle to a Desert Eagle in the air, "papapapa"...

"Why do you switch so much?"

"..."

"..."

The little sister of the network administrator came over, "Do you want to play? Don't affect others."

"Your instant noodles."

Wu Dong put down the mouse, turned around and took the instant noodles. "Thanks."

Seeing Wu Dong stop the game, several children winked at each other, and finally one child spoke.

"Brother, I saw you blindly sniping just now!"

"Yes, yes, I saw it too."

"You didn't turn on the scope..."

"..."

Wu Dong bowed his head and blew on the instant noodles, which were still a little hot.

"How old are you? Don't you need to do your homework?"

"The homework is all done."

"I'm on the first day of next year. The elementary school's summer homework is not checked by the junior high school teacher..."

This reason is so damn good, Wu Dong can't even refute it.

"..."

Life trajectory is fixed, Wu Dong doesn't want to talk nonsense with these kids.

"After I finish eating, I'll play a game with you. If you think you have talent, I'll teach you."

They must have no talent, they were taught by Wu Dong to be human.

Even though it was summer vacation, some parents still came to visit us. After 7 o'clock, the children dispersed and the Internet cafe became much cleaner.

Listen to songs and play Siguojunqi.

The winger game was also one of the princes back then.

It was nearly nine o'clock and Wu Dong was ready to go back.

Just click on the forum to see,

"Fuck, it's on the 121st floor"

Scrolling down, all kinds of cynicism and swearing may have been deleted and I didn't see it. I guess there must be some.

"So many people scold me."

Wu Dong smiled slightly.

【Jinling Xiaoxiaosheng】: "Let me tell you a story.

There are three people who go to the temple to worship the Bodhisattva, they are Han people, Nihong people and Chinese.

After arriving at the temple, the Neon man asked: "Bodhisattva, when will our Neon football win the World Cup?"

The Bodhisattva thought for a while and replied, "You need 50 years."

The neon man cried after hearing this: "It seems that I will never see it again in my life."

Then the people of Han country asked: "Bodhisattva, when will our football in Han country win the World Cup championship?"

The Bodhisattva thought for a long time and replied, "It will take 100 years for you."

The Han people also cried after hearing this: "It seems that I won't be able to see it in my next life."

Finally, it was the turn of the Chinese. He asked, "Bodhisattva, I am more pragmatic. I just want to know when the Chinese football will qualify for the group stage next time. I should be able to see it?"

I haven't heard the Bodhisattva's answer for a long time.

He looked up at the Bodhisattva.

The Bodhisattva cried. "

……

"Hmph, Xiao Mian, fight with me!"

Click off the plane in the lower left corner of the screen, a dialog box pops up, 3 hours and 15 minutes, 6 yuan will be deducted.

At that time, Internet cafe billing software still cost money to buy. This thing has loopholes, and Wu Dong, who is a network administrator himself, of course knows it.

But in order to save a few dollars, it is too cheap to crack the management system of the Internet cafe.

So how poor can you do it?

……

At 9 o'clock, Wu Dong walked out of the Internet cafe, and another basket of steamed dumplings was bought from Shaxian Snacks, which cost 3 yuan.

Today's consumption method of spending money like water is unimaginable in the past.

Wu Dong wandered back to 302,

"Tomorrow I have to buy a TV, turn on the cable, buy a mobile phone, and get a quartz clock on the wall..."

(End of this chapter)