Rebirth 2002: Chic Life

Wu Dong looked at the script. This was just a first draft and there was still a big gap between it and the anti-scam hotline in his impression.

Except for the same characters and plot, the other [-]% are different. .

The funniest part is actually not included...

"How about Director Wu? The three screenwriters including Lao He, me, Fan Wei, Xiaohu and Xiaoli have revised this line many times. We drink tea every night and change the lines. I often have insomnia. Hehehehe ."

Lao Zhao spoke confidently, took out the cigarette case, hesitated and put it back.

After waiting for about 5 minutes, Lao Zhao said again: "If there is no problem, we will briefly perform it in the afternoon and everyone can take a look first."

Director Li Wei hummed, "Teacher He's lines are really impeccable, especially the part where he suddenly starts bidding and then sells the wheelchair to Chef Fan is very funny."

Zhang Hongqing said, "Well, there's no problem with the lines. You can act it out to see the effect, and find an audience to test it out."

There are a total of 7 directors of language programs including Wu Dong.

"Hmm..." Those who didn't express an opinion all nodded in agreement after reading the script.

Many of the laughs cannot be seen without acting, such as the sentence, "If someone has a brain teaser, please press 3, if someone is selling a stretcher, just dial 110" Fan Wei must say it with a big tongue to have that kind of flavor.

The review is mainly to see if there are any taboos in the lines, and it does not just pass.

After the performance, they will start to find fault, even the dressing, voice and intonation, the order of appearance, the position of the actors and so on.

……

The lively atmosphere suddenly became solemn.

Wu Dong never expressed his position. He frowned and read the lines.

(Do I need to pretend to do this? Even if I don’t tell them, they will still change it to that form in the end, right? Not necessarily, maybe the original director gave me some advice...)
He Kui hesitated to speak. He felt that it was not important to talk to Wu Dong directly.

Although Wu Dong's status was there, Lao Zhao didn't care.

The line is like a mountain. Wu Dong is an outsider in the sketch industry. He feels that Wu Dong is pretending to have a sense of presence.

Old Zhao laughed and said, "Director Wu, I never expected that I would watch your story several times and it would make me laugh so hard. I knew you could make movies, write lyrics, and run fast, but I didn't expect you to write jokes. There is also a set.

Hehehe, had I known I would have asked you to help change the lines. "

This sounds like a compliment, but it is actually a squeeze.

You can do it, do you think you can complete a sketch if you can only write two jokes?

Lao Zhao took out a box of Huazi.

Smoking is generally not allowed in CCTV conference rooms. They have a special smoking area.

"Director Wu?" He naturally gave way to Wu Dong.

Wu Dong smiled and waved his hand, and Lao Zhao lit up a cigarette.

Rules are for ordinary people. When you find that you are not following the rules and there is no one to remind you, then you can walk away from this place.

Smoking expressed his dissatisfaction and reminded Wu Dong of his status in the Spring Festival Gala.

……

Wu Dong watched him light up the cigarette and laughed, "Here, look at this section, where the bidding is, three thousand and five, four thousand, four thousand and five, five thousand.

Do you feel like something is missing? "

Everyone lowered their heads to read the lines. Old Zhao frowned and recalled that he already knew the lines by heart.

A quarter of the lit cigarette burned, and Lao Zhao didn't take a sip.

"Hiss! Ah, I think there is something wrong with what you said. When I was performing this part, I just wanted to hurry up and get over it. There was no laughter... Director Wu, what do you have in mind?"

Lao Zhao flicked the ashes of his cigarette. He was dissatisfied but did not fall out with the old Jianghu. With so many people present, only Wu Dong's words were more reliable and he was still willing to give the young people a step forward... But if what he said was too outrageous...

Although Teacher Zhao didn't fall out, it was obvious that he was unhappy.

Wu Dong said lightly: "Two thousand, two thousand and five, three thousand, three thousand and five, four thousand, five thousand, bang!" No one reacted, Wu Dong chuckled, "Come on, come on, Teacher Fan, let's act Once again.”

"I'm here to fool around with my two young apprentices. You follow my rhythm."

Fan Wei looked at Lao Zhao. Lao Zhao took a puff of cigarette and nodded slightly.

……

Big lie: How much does it cost?
Little Hustler A: Two thousand!
Chef Fan: I’ll pay two thousand!

Big liar: I’ll give you two thousand five hundred!
Chef Fan: Three thousand for me!
Big liar: I have three thousand five thousand!

Chef Fan: I have four thousand!
Big lie: I have five thousand!
Chef Fan: Deal!

Big Fake: Put it on Chef Fan.

Chef Fan: Hey, you shouted five thousand, I dropped the hammer, it’s a deal!
Big lie: It’s messed up, it’s messed up, it’s messed up!That's it, it doesn't matter who shouted it!Look, let's have a go at it. It's a bit chaotic. Who shouted first?
Chef Fan: I shouted first!

Big liar: How much did you shout?

Chef Fan: Two thousand for me!
Big lie: I have two thousand five thousand!

Chef Fan: Three thousand for me!
Big lie: Three thousand and five!
Chef Fan: Four thousand!

Big lie: Four thousand and five!
Chef Fan: Five thousand!

Big liar: Look!Clear, clear!

Chef Fan: Hey!A little messy, a little messy.

……

Lao Zhao took a puff of his cigarette and didn't react until it was hot to his hands.

Everyone looked at Wu Fan's performance in stunned silence...

……

"Hahaha, Teacher Fan, you are such a master, you just got on with it."

Fan Wei was stunned on the spot and smiled awkwardly, "You've already given me your lines, so you can only take them like that."

Wu Dong sat down gently and took a sip of tea, "Teacher Zhao, what do you think?"

Lao Zhao's face was full of joy, "Pah!" He patted Wu Dong, "Hahaha, if I had known this, I would have come to see you a long time ago. What are we doing in the hotel?

This allows you to finalize the whole thing.Come on, if you ask me to shoot another skit for the Spring Festival Gala next year, we won’t have to worry about it and just come to you to finish it. "
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5 p.m., CCTV Rehearsal Hall No. 3.

"The costumes and stage settings can be reconsidered. As for the title, I don't think it's necessary to just call it "Anti-Scam Hotline" or "Selling Stretchers" to gain popularity."

"Well... what Director Wu said makes sense."

Zhao Fan and his team acted out both versions and made a judgment.

It turned out that everyone was surrounding Wu Dong because he was the chief director.

Now everyone is surrounding Wu Dong because Director Wu can help them solve their problems.

Sometimes fame alone can't sway people, and you have to show off your skills.

……

Old Zhao said, "Director Wu, do you have any plans for the evening? Let's have a meal together. You have solved a big problem for me. I can't eat well and sleep well these days. You are so kind today..."

Wu Dong looked at Lao Zhao. This show actually had a flaw. The two apprentices were a bit old.

The key point is that when Wu Dong saw Cai Li, he remembered Li Daguo in Country Love, and Wang Hu, Wang Laoqi, and Wang Xiaomeng's father. Watching them play two young apprentices now is really too dramatic.

"Teacher Zhao, your two apprentices are too old, why don't you find two younger apprentices. I think they will be better in TV series than sketches."

Lao Zhao was stunned, "..." You are very lenient!But it seems to make sense. (End of chapter)