How can I allow you and others to get involved in my old lady's Tang Dynasty?

"It is said that homesickness is like the ivy in Kyoto. The officialdom is everlasting. Although it has gone through many twists and turns, it is still popular in the country. Sinan holds great power in the Executive Yuan. He is the fifth ruler of the country. He is a man who has both sides. He is the leader of the country. He is one of the most influential people in the world." Mr. Liu said with a smile, "Homesickness and wife are the same words. It seems that he has a close relationship with wife."

"Homesick, so homesick, what do they want to do?" The master snorted coldly, and the air around him began to feel depressed.

Mr. Liu continued regardless, "Qi Zhu was in Kyoto, and Sinan visited him several times. He treated him with the courtesy of an elder brother and made it clear that the master was his father, his mother was Shen Wanqiu, and Qi Zhu was the first among his family. Economic envoys and sword wielding envoys still need to move around more, I think Sinan is also a gentle, respectful and thrifty person."

"Asshole, I have never seen such a shameless person." The master said angrily, "Does Shen Nan have the nerve to say that I am his father?"

"Since Qi Zhu has written a letter, I just want to ask Master, what should I do?" Mr. Liu said to Master, suppressing a smile.

"Just handle it yourself. Tell him that I have nothing to do with this homesick person. The Shen family is really shameless. Back then, they caught my son-in-law and forced me to marry Miss Shen Wanqiu. I didn't want to, and neither did Wanqiu. , but the old thief Shen Huaixi forced Wan Qiu all day long, so that Wan Qiu was depressed every day. On the day we got married, Wan Qiu and I announced in the hall that our engagement was cancelled, and the Shen family lost all face. Then I was suppressed by this old man Shen Huaixi, and I was found. I was exiled to Liangjie Mountain for a reason." Master said, "Later, I destroyed three graves, punished five canons, eliminated eight ropes, climbed nine hills, and wiped out all the corrupt scholars in the world. Seeing that I was powerful, the Shen family adopted a son to Shen Wanqiu. , this is Shen Nan."

"Searching for a son-in-law under the official list is a good thing. You have completed the process of three matchmakers and six appointments. Legally speaking, Shen Wanqiu is indeed your wife. Shen Nan is adopted by Shen Wanqiu, so he should indeed be regarded as your son. Master, I advise you to admit it." Mr. Liu still said to the Master calmly.

"Mr. Liu, you are really..."

"Isn't it because you found out that you were deceived and then imprisoned yourself in Jiuqiu? In order to distance yourself from you, Shen Nan threatened to have nothing to do with you and was at odds with you, an old thief." Mr. Liu suddenly laughed, "I say Master, Are you being killed by justice?"

"If that's the case, I don't care." The master sighed, "Shen Huaixi showed his favor to Immortal Shen Xi, expelled Wan Qiu from the Shen family, and kicked Wan Qiu out, so that Wan Qiu died in depression."

"Shen Xi is also old and confused."

"He is very smart. At that time, I was the enemy of Confucianism in the world. During his life, he called himself the Confucian Sword Immortal and gathered a large number of Confucian disciples. For the sake of his so-called reputation, he would not want to have anything to do with me. The relationship." The Master said, "Later, when the Wu Shen Dynasty was overthrown, Shen Huai saw that the situation was not good and went to Liangjie Mountain to seek Shen Xi's protection. The remaining Shen Nan and others learned that I was one of the main participants, so they enshrined the late autumn tablet in the ancestral hall. Among them, I changed my surname to Si. However, I returned in a hurry due to the seal riot, and the few economic envoys I left behind were concerned about this relationship, so they did not pursue the matter of the Shen family's shaman dynasty."

"At that time, you were uneasy because of Li Jie's incident. I was seriously injured in a sneak attack by Tao Zhenzhen. In the chaos, this small incident of the Shen family was forgotten. Later, the Shen family established its family based on Confucianism, and the Confucian family in Liangjie Mountain With the support of his disciples, the rumors of chaos in the country have arisen." Mr. Liu said, "Confucian scholars in the world claim to be Zhengshuo, consider themselves orthodox saints, and have always been on good terms with immortals and Buddhas. They are the number one scholar in the human race. Cultivation method, it is ironic to say that you, the public enemy of Confucianism, also came from Confucianism."

"Some Confucians are stubborn and have a high self-esteem. At critical moments, they are like grass on the wall, swaying uncertainly. They are so upright and don't want to do it." The master showed contempt, "Some great Confucians even Scholars have lost their integrity and joined the demon clan for the sake of immortality. Some demon gods rely on these Confucian scholars to implement strategies to fool the people in their own territory in order to steadily harvest flesh and blood and regenerate souls. This is even more hateful than the Ten Thousand Demons Sect."

"Master's words are biased. Confucianism is not that bad. Although it is a bit old-fashioned, most Confucian disciples can still maintain the awe-inspiring righteousness in their hearts." Mr. Liu said, "For example, Qilin'er thinks about his family. He is full of splendid articles, has excellent poems and songs, and is one of the best in Kyoto in music, chess, calligraphy and painting. The key is that he is a suave man and is known as the best talent in Kyoto."

"You old tree is saying something sarcastic, do you think I can't hear it? If a spring water flows down from the top of the mountain, and the upper water has rotted, will the lower water be spared?" Master said, "The idea of ​​immortals and Buddhas using the heaven and earth to support themselves is Although I don't agree, I agree with one thing. The right to speak in the world is in the hands of those with power, and only those with power can change the rules of the world. In such a world, how can the fate of ordinary people be freed? Once there was freedom, there was never a future.”

"That's a long way off. I'm going to summon you all. If someone who is homesick comes to visit, they will all be received by the monkey. How about that?" Mr. Liu said with a smile, "If I tell the monkey about these past events, I guess the situation of the homesick person is not very good." Better off."

"The Shen family." Master glanced at Mr. Liu, "I have never admitted to being homesick."

"Hahaha." Mr. Liu burst into laughter, raised a glass of wine and drank it down. "Everyone in the world knows that they are homesick in Kyoto, so why come to the Shen family in Kyoto? Homesickness is like the bright sun, and the Shen family is already a thing of the past."

While the two were arguing, there was a loud noise from the direction of the kitchen. The master frowned slightly, spilled a glass of wine and floated in the air, forming a water mirror. In the water mirror, Tao Yao was spotless. Li Jie got up from the ground in disgrace. There was a pot on the ground. Split in half.

Tao Yao's voice came from the mirror, "Xiao Langjun, I really don't understand how to control the size of this fire. What is medium fire, big fire, and small fire? I didn't control the power for a while. Please forgive me."

Li Jie looked at Taoyao and gritted his teeth, "If you come again, I won't believe that you won't be able to eat it today."

The two of them cleaned up, and Tao Yao took out a new pot and said to Li Jie, "Xiao Langjun, there are only a few mouthfuls left in the pot. How will you and I explain to you when Mr. Qi Zhu comes back?"

"How to explain? Ask the master, and when the uncle comes back, he will tell him that the master won't let me eat." Li Jie packed up the knives in his hands and continued to complain to Taoyao, "You said that such a big master's house would not have many employees. A servant? At least hire a cook. Is the master short of money?"

Taoyao didn't answer, but bowed in the direction of the master.

Mr. Liu looked at the two people in the water mirror and looked at each other with the Master, "What about the kitchen? Is this child going crazy with Taoyao's food and actually doing it himself? Master, why don't you ask?"

The master hid his face and said, "The so-called gentleman is far away from the kitchen. I am also familiar with cooking. Let the two of them take care of it. After all, I am short of money and cannot afford to hire a servant."

Mr. Liu looked at the Master with a critical look, "You have no money? Your cheap son who is in charge of the country is in charge of the money bag of the country. How about you recognize a son and live the legendary good life." Master He glared at Mr. Liu and said, "Identify whoever you want. Is worldly money useful to you and me?"

After dozens of cooperations and dozens of blows on the stove, Li Jie and Tao Yao finally made their first pot of braised pork belly without a fryer. Looking at the translucent red meat on the bottom of the pot, Li Jie used chopsticks to I picked up a piece and put it in my mouth. It pricked my mouth a little. It was because the hair was not shaved cleanly and the fishy smell was a bit strong. It was because it was not marinated properly and the bite was not chewy. It was because the heat was insufficient. Forget it, everything is fine. It’s just that my cheeks are a bit useless, but in the end It's a familiar recipe and a familiar taste.

"Xiao Langjun, your meat..." Taoyao looked at the pot of meat and frowned, "The smell of fireworks is too strong, why don't I make another Dongpo pork..."

"Dongpo pork, isn't this braised pork?" Li Jie replied, then suddenly paused, "Brother Taoyao, what did you just say?"

"The meat in your pot is too fatty and the smoke is too strong. It will harm your health if you eat it. At this time, I should eat light food and don't indulge in your appetite." Tao Yao said.

"No, what dish did you just say you were going to make?" Li Jie thought he was hallucinating and asked hurriedly.

"Dongpo meat." Taoyao said, "That's what I've been cooking for you these past few days."

Taoyao's faint voice was like a thunder exploding in Li Jie's ears. Could it be the same name? Could it be a coincidence?It must be a coincidence, Dongpo Pork, where did Su Dongpo come from in this world? Without Su Dongpo, where did Dongpo Pork come from? It must be a coincidence. Besides, can the thing made by Taoyao be called Dongpo Pork?The thing that makes dogs shake their heads when they see it is Dongpo meat, which is popular all over the country?
"Dongpo meat, brother Taoyao, please tell me in detail." Li Jie's face was a little stiff. He hoped that it was not the result he expected. Someone had worn it before him and brought Su Dongpo's Dongpo meat.

If the situation is worse, if someone else takes the first step in copying documents, what should you do?If you have traveled through time in the world of Confucianism and Taoism, this is your only golden finger. Speaking of other people’s time-travelers, you will be treated differently, and you will be treated differently when you travel through time. Comparing others will cost you, and comparing goods will result in throwing away. If you don’t really know that you are wearing something, Li Xie now has serious suspicions that he is wearing a fake suit.

The only thing that can be done now is to pray that if there is a time-travelling predecessor, then this person should be a cook who does not understand poetry and songs. Moreover, according to the current level of information dissemination, Dongpo Rou is probably just spreading rumors, and there is no correct way to do it. Completely circulated.

Just listen to Tao Yao say, "For dolphin meat, Dongpo meat is the best way to cook it. This is recorded in ancient books. Wash the pan cleanly, add less water, and the firewood will not produce smoke. Don't rush it until it is ripe. The heat When he has enough time, he is beautiful. As for the source, it is from the ancient classic "Collected Works of Three Fathers and Sons of the Su Family", Ode to Pork."

Li Jie's mind went blank for a moment. Senior, you are walking in other people's shoes and walking your own path, leaving others without shoes and no way to go. You just copied it, but you left some soup for the people who came after you. I can understand if you copy Su Shi, but you have taken the blame for the three fathers and sons of the Su family. Can you be a more kind person?
This ruthless man took away all the points and turned out to be a werewolf. No, it was three points, wolf fire.

Li Jie suddenly felt congested, his nose was sore, and he wanted to cry. When he saw the chopsticks in his hands, they were still on the ground angrily, and he said something out of nowhere, "I can't eat without stopping the cup and throwing chopsticks. I want to hang myself from the southeast branch." "

"Young Master is wrong. He stopped eating and threw chopsticks. He drew his sword and looked around at a loss." Tao Yao's emotionless voice continued, "If I remember correctly, this is from "The Collected Works of Li Taibai, the Exalted Immortal" ", traveling is difficult."

Li Jie staggered when he stood up. He really didn't deserve to be a son of a man. After copying the three fathers and sons of the Su family, he gave Li Bai to Huo Huo. This senior was no longer a fellow senior. This was simply a wolf's death.Fellow fellow, I was shot in the back, but this shot was so painful that there was no room for reasoning.

"Hang yourself on the southeast branch, it should be from the Yuefu poem Peacock flies southeast, lingers under the garden tree, hangs himself on the southeast branch." Tao Yao's voice sounded again. At this time, Li Jie had thousands of mythical beasts running around in his heart. Who is that? Let me know where you are buried. Even if you are a senior or a fellow countryman, I will dig you up and crush your bones and spread your ashes. If you don't do this, your road will be narrow, you know.

"Xiao Langjun looks bad, but are you tired?" Taoyao asked, "That's it for today. Cooking a dish is quite tiring."

Li Jie nodded dully, his mind filled with thoughts about the time-traveler who was not a son of man. Although he knew that if he had time-traveled first, he would have done more than he did, but he couldn't be more angry. China's 5000-year-old civilization is China's It is shared by descendants, and if you do this, isn't it destroying unity?

According to the laws of the Internet, wouldn’t it be rare for a time traveler to encounter a time traveler? Will double time travel lead to death?Just wear it. Although everyone knows that copying documents is the easiest way, but when you have time, can you develop productivity, improve production conditions, improve production and living efficiency, and at least start industrial civilization in this backward world.

You, a time-traveling senior, are nothing. You will only satisfy your own vanity and be a copycat who is not conducive to the development of the world. You have really wasted your time-traveling in vain and lost the face of all the time-travelers. We, the time-travelers, are ashamed to talk to you. This person is in company.

Li Jie seemed to have forgotten the fact that he also planned to be a copywriter. He inadvertently glanced at the salt and sugar on the stove with his eyes, and realized that the salt was fine salt and the sugar was granulated sugar.Although I don’t know if it is the masterpiece of the time-traveling predecessor, the anger in my heart seems to be even stronger. After being copied, what else can I do?Cement, glass, and black gunpowder, this third child is really a younger brother in this world. It has no effect on the powerful power that can change the world. The curative effect of rubbing mushroom eggs with your hands cannot be done by yourself.

"Young gentleman, please remember to take a bath at night. I will enlighten you tomorrow." Tao Yao's voice sounded behind Li Jie, and Li Jie waved his hand indifferently, "I understand."

Li Jie, who was upset by the time-traveling seniors, didn't know how he returned to his small courtyard. The road to Wen Chaogong seemed to be blocked. As for the knowledge of Mr. De and Mr. Sai, the logic at the bottom of the world was inconsistent. Likewise, if you shout Mr. De, you will be slapped by immortals, Buddhas and monsters. No matter what your reason or justice is, it will turn into ashes. As for Mr. Sai’s knowledge, perhaps in such a world, it can only be called magic skills and silver ingenuity. , every time the master summons himself, it seems to move instantaneously. This is a ceiling that Mr. Sai's current knowledge cannot reach in any case.

Depressed, Goldfinger, where are you?It’s okay to not have a golden finger for time travel, but it’s still a world that has been traveled by. It’s really annoying. It’s like I went to a mobile phone store with two months’ salary to buy a mobile phone in my previous life, and the clerk fooled me into using it. I bought a second-hand one at the same price, but the key is that the main functional modules are still broken, which makes me angry just thinking about it.

It seemed that I had missed something, so I felt uncomfortable.Li Jie sat up from the bed. Who is this time traveler?