Chapter 224 Who and Who

"Why are flies and insects in the master's house? With me and Mr. Liu here, the flies, flies, rats and mice can't get out of the way. Could it be that there are enemies around? I should report this to the master and Mr. Liu as a precaution." Tao Yao turned around. When he wanted to leave, Li Jie was a little at a loss.

This is a chicken-and-duck talk, Taoyao is such a piece of wood, but Li Jie had no choice but to say, "Maybe my hands were not very clean just now, so I was careless when I rubbed my eyes."

Tao Yao said doubtfully again, "You need to wash your hands when eating and drinking. The young man just washed them."

"Maybe it's not cleaned well." Li Jie was at a loss for words and secretly complained in his heart, Taoyao, do you know that you will chatter to death like this?Can you stop being so serious?
"In this case, Xiao Langjun still needs to pay attention to food hygiene." Tao Yao said.

Li Jie weakly replied to Taoyao, lowered his head and tried hard to compete with the three-piece suit, Taoyao, don't you hate Haofa so much?
Not long after the meal, Li Jie sat in the room and meditated on the Three Character Classic that he had studied in the library yesterday. It was funny to say that something that was used for enlightenment in his previous life was actually regarded as a standard. There was actually some shadow of ancient history in it?

Isn’t his motto a thousand-character prose?Why should I read the Three Character Classic instead of the Thousand Character Classic?

The trouble is that if you don’t know that the Three-Character Sutra is composed of three characters, sentence segmentation is really a problem. Yes, there are thousands of words, all connected together, a dense mass of words. Trypophobia will call an expert when you see it. It is said that there are tens of thousands of words. Didn't the great Chinese scholars with a history of [-] years not even invent basic punctuation marks?

I asked the Master this question myself, and the Master said that the ancient classics handed down by the saints require a method called sentence reading when reading them.Generally speaking, the last word is a sentence, the last word is a reading, the wording is a pause, and the movement of the breath is a pause.

It was just a broken sentence, so complicated that no one said it the same way. Li Jie was thinking about whether to add punctuation marks and shock the master's eyes.To prevent the old guy from nagging all day long, it’s time to show the true skills of the time traveler.

Just when Li Jie was ambitious and wanted to use the knowledge from his previous life to make a big splash, a cry similar to "oh" came from the sky. The sound was low and penetrating, making people tremble.

At this time, the master's voice came to Li Jie's ears, "Come quickly."

Li Jie's heart tightened, could there be an enemy?Master told me to go quickly. Is this a strategic shift?No way, there is a hidden boss like Master who is nervous?

Is there another possibility that according to the laws of Internet literature, the plot of the Novice Village in Confucius Mansion is about to end?The master's hidden boss's identity was discovered by the enemy. The enemy sent a more powerful boss to bloodbath the master's house. Do you want to sneak away first to respect him?

But the existence of the master who has been overthrown, how can I run away without being killed?
But there was no trace of nervousness in the master's voice. Could it be that the master was already confident and confident, so he called me over, just because he was afraid that he, the oil bottle, would become the opponent's handle. After all, according to the principle of wooden barrels, the shortest board determines the upper limit of the water capacity of the barrel. .

Of the four people or monsters in the Master's Mansion, he is the weakest and the shortest board. He must have not escaped. The Master asked him to go over, maybe to make up for his shortcomings?
But if I was in the center of a big boss's storm, could my small body be able to bear it?

The second kind of speculation is based on the laws of the Internet. The master must have hidden a great treasure or a huge secret. Now that the enemy is attacking, the master must ask himself to pack up the treasure or tell himself the secret, let him go to relatives and friends, or hide his name, and start from now on. A life of wandering.

It's a bit exciting to think about it. Isn't this the template for the protagonist of the Internet article? From then on, he shouldered the mission of the master. After working hard to find the enemy, he started the protagonist mode of killing the god when the god blocks the god, and killing the Buddha when the Buddha blocks the enemy. The group destroyed the opponent and embarked on the journey The pinnacle of life, well, this is the script that time travelers should take, isn't it?
As for the safety of the Master, a man who is said to be helpless even to immortals and Buddhas, a hidden boss who has no moral integrity, does he consider the safety issue himself?

As for whether it is reasonable or not, what is unreasonable after traveling through time? This is still a world of cultivation, and it is reasonable for a ten-thousand-year-old immortal to pop out of any corner.

If the master couldn't bear it, Li Jie would still feel uncomfortable. Although the old man liked to pretend to be thirteen and was still bad, overall he was pretty good to himself. He was like a teacher and a father. How could he bear to be like this? Watching the Master die?

But if this is a web plot, what can I do?Call for sideline assistance?Where is the support?Who can support?
Li Jie suddenly remembered the jade pendant given to him by the Master. According to the knowledge the Master instilled in him, there was a restriction on the jade pendant. After it was activated with Haoran Qi, anyone who carried the jade pendant would definitely receive an emergency message, which was related to the life and death of Renzong disciples. Renzong disciples will do their best to rescue him.

As Li Jie ran towards the Concubine's courtyard, he stretched out his hand and touched the center of his eyebrows. For a moment, he was so angry that a small ball of light formed on Li Jie's fingertips. He then put his fingers on the jade pendant. As long as he saw this, If not, activate the ban immediately.

When passing by the peach blossom forest, I saw Taoyao standing under the peach blossom tree. There was a huge crane-shaped monster in front of her, about five or six meters tall, with wings spread tens of meters long, which was extremely oppressive and impactful.

I saw the strange crane stretched out its neck and raised its head to the sky and let out a cry of "Oh", and the stone hammer struck. This was the incoming monster. Taoyao was confronting it, and maybe a big battle would happen soon.

Taoyao looked at Li Jie and nodded to Li Jie, as if to say, don't worry, I am here, and go find the master quickly.

Li Jie also nodded to Taoyao, silently meditating, motivating the maxims, uttering the word "天" in his mouth, and his figure immediately crossed the small lake and appeared outside the gate of the Confucius' courtyard.

The tense air was on the verge of breaking out. Li Jie opened the door and saw the small courtyard outside the master's study. In the center of the courtyard stood a middle-aged man with his hair tied up with a wooden hairpin, facing him with open arms and standing under the eaves of the main hall. Mr. Liu and his wife.

Just when the middle-aged man retracted his hands, Li Jie suddenly thought that he was going to attack the master. In desperation, the maxims in the sea of ​​consciousness moved slightly, and the word "地" blurted out, and a stone barrier appeared between the man and the master.

Li Jie's right hand also quickly used Haoran Qi to activate the restriction in the jade pendant.

"Don't hurt me, Master!" Li Jie shouted loudly, which echoed throughout the courtyard.

Li Jie felt that he was like a god descending to earth. He triggered the maxim and appeared behind the middle-aged man in a flash. He lifted his foot and kicked forward.

The middle-aged man was accidentally kicked in the lower back by Li Jie, and he stumbled forward.

The stone wall triggered by Li Jie's motto gradually dissipated, revealing the Master and Mr. Liu behind with their mouths slightly open and their eyes slightly surprised.

"Shuzi, how dare you!" The middle-aged man stood up, the light from his hand flashed away, and he patted Li Jie.

"Stop!" Mr. Liu shouted, "What a shame."

When the middle-aged man heard this, he retracted his hands, clasped his hands together, and bowed deeply to the Master, "Disciple Shangluo, pay homage to the Master."

The master was about to speak, but his brows furrowed slightly.

At this time, in Kyoto Zhixing Academy, Qi Zhu and Li Shenhou looked at each other.Immediately, Li Shenhou burst out with an extremely violent momentum, like a prehistoric ferocious beast, and roared, "Which turtle son dares to touch my junior brother son of Li Shenhou?"

At this time, in the academy library, a person in the shadow behind the bookshelf frowned slightly, "Li Shenhou actually broke through the fifth realm. It is not a big trouble."

Qi Zhu helplessly held down Li Shenhou who was about to go berserk, "Don't be anxious. What dangers will Li Jie encounter in the Confucius Mansion? Let's wait for now. When the situation becomes clear, it won't be too late to worry about it."

"That's my son, brother, that's your nephew." Li Shenhou said angrily.

"Have faith in Master."

On the battlefield of Liangjie Mountain, a swordsman dressed in black and wearing a bamboo hat was pulling out the sword from the eye of a monster. He glanced at the jade pendant on his waist and said to the air, "Zigui , something happened to a sect disciple."

A black crow flew from the sky and landed on the swordsman. He glanced at the jade pendant and said, "The youngest disciple of the Renzong? Could he be the cheap son of Li Shenhou?"

"Be careful, Master's youngest disciple, this fool like Monkey has good luck." The swordsman said calmly, "Ask what happened. If necessary, I will kill you three thousand miles today."

The crow rolled its eyes, looked up to the sky and cried, "Kill, kill, kill."

The swordsman raised his sword upside down, and like a black dragon, he swept towards a monster army camp not far away, "I, Qin Wujiu, no matter what happens to my disciples of the Human Sect today, the blame will be on your monster clan's head." "Sir, if you die, I will sacrifice three thousand miles of your demon clan to the disciples of my human sect. If nothing happens, I will also take three thousand miles of you as a celebration."

The crow kept calling on Qin Wujiu's shoulder, "Kill, three thousand miles, kill, three thousand miles, kill, three thousand miles."

The demon clan's military stronghold instantly turned into a millstone of flesh and blood.In the bitterly cold place in the far north of Xianting, a big man with a wine gourd hanging on his waist glanced at the jade pendant on his waist and said to the middle-aged woman who was cooking barbecue by the fire, "Something happened to my junior brother, the child adopted by the monkey. .”

"Although we have reached a critical moment in searching for the saint's relics, I will ask the monkey soon. If necessary, you and I will set off immediately and return to the country."

"When something happens to a disciple of my Renzong, I always need an explanation."

In the Buddhist Kingdom, a lazy monk wearing a tattered monk's robe and a tattered monk's hat, with a roasted chicken in his left hand and a roasted goose in his right hand, was lying on the golden steps in front of the Daguangming Temple. Several people were already at his feet. When the wine jar was empty, the pedestrians and monks who came and went all clasped their hands and meditated on their sins silently, and left as far away as if they were avoiding the god of plague.

A jade pendant in his arms shone slightly, and the monk suddenly opened his eyes, his eyes shining brightly, without any trace of laziness.Putting down the roasted chicken and roasted goose in his hands, he sighed, "I bought this after I ran out of the Buddhist Kingdom to go to the fair in Xianting. I'm not happy today. Come, bald donkey from Guangming Temple, and have a fight with the poor monk." shelf."

After saying that, he ran to the gate of Daming Temple and kicked it out. The magnificent gate fell down. Countless monks and soldiers gathered around with weapons in hand. The monk shouted, "Come on, Master said that I have deep Buddha nature." , come to the Buddha's country to practice hard, and do not enter the five realms, and are not allowed to return. Today, my disciples of the Renzong are in trouble, and the poor monk is depressed, so I come here to find you to relieve the anger in my heart."

After speaking, he rushed into the crowd, and the Buddha's light flashed. He heard the monk crying while beating him, "Master, once you enter the five realms, how do you return? I know you lied to me, but I am depressed in my heart."

Many big figures in China were furious, curious, or confused, but they all turned their attention to one place, Confucius Mansion.
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At this time, Li Jie was looking at the middle-aged Shangluo who had been kicked by him with an innocent face, and stood aside helplessly.

"Absurd." Mr. Liu said, "Li Jie, you..."

The master waved his hand, and with a flick of his finger, the jade pendants on Shangluo and Li Jie emitted light at the same time, and an interface similar to TXT text popped up.

But I saw text flying around on the interface, and the first sentence was Monkey: Junior Brother, what's wrong with you, son?
Then came Qi Zhu: Shangluo, what's going on at Confucius' Mansion? Didn't you go back?The monkeys are going to tear down Kyoto.

Kill without mercy: If my disciple of the Renzong is in trouble, I will slaughter the demon clan for three thousand miles with my blood. If nothing happens, I will celebrate by massacring the demon clan for three thousand miles.

Monk Hua: Master, please let me go back. Something happened to my Renzong disciple, and I want to go back.

Guan Mier: Master, what happened to my junior brother?Shangluo, after seeing the reply, I have ordered the local county government to go there. If necessary, please contact me quickly.

Missing: Monkey, what’s wrong with your son?If necessary, July and I will return immediately.

July: I can’t wait anymore and will return to my country immediately.

Li Jie's eyes widened, "Oh no, what is this? Can spiritual practice be so sci-fi? Is this a chat room?"

The master flicked his finger again, and a picture was transmitted.

Li Jie's eyes widened even more, "And the picture, high-end, so advanced?"

In the picture, Shangluo rides a crane to the sky above the Confucius Mansion. The crane crows, and the picture turns. Li Jie comes out of the room. His eyes are cloudy and uncertain, and he suddenly runs quickly. The awe-inspiring energy on his fingers gives a huge close-up, and then there is the peach blossom forest. Taoyao and Li Jie nodded to each other, and then Li Jie led Zhen Yan across the lake, pushed the door to protect the master, and then kicked Shangluo over.

After the scene was played, a bunch of words suddenly exploded on the text box.

Monkey: What a handsome kick, you are worthy of being my great boy.

Qi Zhu: Haha.

July: Shangluo, you, a scholar in the fifth realm, lived like a dog, and was kicked by your junior brother in the second realm.

Guan Mi'er: It's just a misunderstanding. It's fine.

Missing people: You are a good young man. He is flexible and alert. He will be a good treasure hunter in the future. I am optimistic about you.

Kill without mercy: Be happy, you hypocrite in Shangluo is still here today, I need to kill another three thousand miles to celebrate.

Monk Hua: My roast goose and chicken are so beautiful.

Master flicked his finger, and a piece of text appeared in the text box. Master: Nothing, let’s all be over.

The light curtain retracted, and Li Jie looked at Shangluo awkwardly. Just as he was about to say something, Mr. Liu burst out laughing, "Interesting, interesting, really interesting."

Li Jie's head lowered even lower.

The Master looked at Shangluo who was full of anger and Li Jie who was embarrassed and said with a smile, "It's a misunderstanding. Li Jie has met your second uncle."

Li Jie quickly bent down and bowed deeply to Shangluo, "My nephew has met his second uncle."

Shangluo snorted, turned around and said, "I can't stand it, I'm like a monkey."

The master laughed loudly when he saw this, "Whether you can bear it or not, this matter has been revealed. Shangluo, don't care about it like a child, it will lose your identity. After all, you are also the mountain chief of Zhixing Academy, or Li Jie My second uncle has such a small taste, wouldn’t it make his generosity laughable if he told me about it?”

Shangluo bowed to his master and said with a sad and indignant face, "This kid doesn't respect martial ethics and attacked me secretly. I am a high-ranking person in the fifth realm, but I was knocked down by a child in the second realm. It's really, really true."

Mr. Liu winked at Li Jie. Li Jie felt blessed in his heart, bowed deeply and said, "My nephew is reckless. Hearing the roar of the crane, he thought there was an enemy coming and took action rashly. Don't blame me. My uncle is angry." , my nephew is free to be beaten and scolded, I hope my second uncle will not argue with my nephew."

Shangluo waved his sleeves and smiled bitterly, "That's all, that's all, I'm the one who made it public. Those who don't know are not guilty, but the monkey has a good son."

Then he said to the Master, "Master, when I return from Shangluo this time, firstly I want to pay my respects to you, and secondly, envoys from the Buddhist Kingdom and Immortal Court are coming to the academy to borrow the old classics of Three Tombs and Five Canons. I need Master's seal."

The master frowned, "Why do you need my seal for ordinary inspection? Shangluo, you tell the truth and don't hide anything."

As soon as Shangluo heard the Master's words, he immediately knelt on the ground fearfully, "Master clearly knows that Shangluo is incompetent and cannot keep the Master's inheritance. People in the Immortal Court and the Buddhist Kingdom heard that the origin of immortal Buddha is found in the old classics of Three Tombs and Five Classics. According to the records, the saint became coveted for the secret of establishing the way of heaven. After sending people to check it to no avail, he actually asked for all the classics and wanted to take them back to the fairy court and the Buddhist kingdom."

The Master pondered for a while and then said, "Get up. I put these classics into Zhixing Academy back then. I know what is in them."

"It's just that I never thought that immortals and Buddhas would act so tyrannically now. What's the attitude of the country?"

Shangluo cupped his fists and bowed, "These classics can be exchanged for life-extending medicine, the number of true disciples of the Immortal Sect in the Immortal Courtyard, the status of Arhat in the Buddhist Kingdom, and a large number of low-level Immortal Rice and Buddha Valley."

"This is unreasonable. What do you think of our human sect's classics? These dynasty bugs." Mr. Liu said angrily. "Master, you must never agree to this matter."

(End of this chapter)

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