Chapter 5 Prank Revenge
"Big Brother, Second Brother, wait for me, I'm going too."
It was Jian Xingxing, she closed the door excitedly, and ran over on tiptoe.
Brothers:...
"Why are you not sleeping yet."
Yan Xing held his forehead, bent down and picked her up, he didn't know if she had slept or not, her hair was messed up, it was as good as a fried chicken coop.He combed her hair smoothly and helped her tidy up.
"Because I want to do bad things with you!"
She tilted her head and smiled mysteriously, her round almond eyes sparkled, hum, I didn't expect it, she guessed it during the day, the eldest brother must be going to teach that Aunt Rong a lesson.
"You're just a little kid who is holding back, what can you do, go back to sleep."
Yan Nan even disliked the six-year-old Yan Sheng, let alone the five-year-old Jian Xingxing.
"Brother~~~ Please, I won't hold you back, take me with you, I'm small, I can get in, let her chickens out, and let their chickens fly away!"
Jian Xingxing acted like a baby in a childlike voice, and rubbed against Yan Xing's shoulders. Yan Xing really had nothing to do with her, so he had no choice but to bend the corners of his lips and agree.
"Then let me hug you obediently, don't come down and run around, and don't shout."
"Okay, I'll post four!"
Jian Xingxing was slurring her speech, and with her playful face, she raised four fingers. This scene was extremely funny.
"Ugh."
Yan Nan muttered something like a mop bottle, but he couldn't hear it clearly.The three of them sneaked into Aunt Rong's house by taking advantage of the light halo of the setting moon.Her yard is surrounded by a fence, which is much easier to climb than a wall.
Yan Xing disliked that Yan Nan's action of blowing up the cesspit was too dirty, and he refused to participate. He directly jumped into the yard, grabbed a handful of soil and threw it into the water tank. The clear and full water in the tank immediately changed It became cloudy.
Aunt Rong's house is far away from the well in the brigade, and it takes at least half a day to fill the water tank, and it takes an hour to go back and forth.
He thought about it, then took a dustpan to sweep a pile of chicken feces from the chicken coop and poured it in. The water tank was dirty now, and she was disgusted to death.
Jian Xingxing was not idle either, she picked up the thick hemp rope that was placed in the corner, and tied the two ends to the doorknobs of the two rooms respectively, the rope was just enough, she stood on tiptoe and tried hard to tie a knot.
Hehe, if this is the case, it will be difficult for them to come out tomorrow.Either pull hard to break the rope, or wait for the others to wake up and then open the door for them, it's all troublesome.
"Brother, am I powerful?"
Jian Xingxing put her hand to her mouth and asked quietly.
"sharp."
A smile flashed in Yan Xing's eyes, he picked up Jian Xingxing and prepared to retreat, the toilet was in the corner of the yard, and after exiting, he would blow up and run quickly.
"Hold well."
He handed Jian Xingxing over the fence to Yan Nan, who stood outside and did not come in.
"Not enough."
Jian Xingxing thought that she hadn't adjusted her posture properly, and it went smoothly when she came in, so she tried her best to straighten her legs, lowered her height a bit, and tilted her head back sharply to facilitate the exertion.
The bamboo on the fence has some edges and corners, and it will be fine if it is tied up.Yan Xing quickly freed up a hand to put a hand behind her head, only holding her.
"Sigh~~~"
As expected, the back of Jian Xingxing's head was pushed up, and Yan Xing's palm was pressed against the spikes. He hissed in pain, and the flesh on the back of his hand was dented in several places.
"Brother, what's wrong with you?"
Yan Nan had successfully caught her and put her on the ground. Fortunately, Jian didn't miss her brother's hiss, and asked worriedly.
"fine."
Yan Xing wiped off the small drops of blood on the back of his hands, stepped on the fence, turned over, and landed handsomely.
"It's my turn, hehe."
Yan Nan rubbed his hands, first pushed down the prepared big rock from the top of the latrine, and with a muffled bang, the board laid on it was directly crushed, and then he immediately lit his long-preserved Firecrackers were thrown in.
Then he ran towards home non-stop, Yan Xing supported Jian Xingxing's buttocks, and ran faster than him.With a whoosh, both of them moved forward at full speed as if they had stepped on a hot wheel, and the sound of howling wind could be heard in their ears.
"Boom."
The firecracker made a loud noise in the cesspit, and countless stinky black and yellow objects flew out. The entire wall of the latrine was covered with paste, and many splashed out.
Fortunately, he ran fast.
"It's so exciting."
Jian Xingxing tightly hugged Yan Xing's neck, her soft laughter couldn't stop, she even wanted to turn back and play some pranks.
"Shhh, I'm going home, go back to your room and go to sleep gently, act like nothing happened tomorrow, don't tell anyone, you know?"
Yan Xing was worried, and patted her little head at the door and told her again.
"I know, big brother, don't worry, we are grasshoppers on a boat, if you confess you, you confess me, and you will be beaten."
Jian Xingxing straightened her body, nodded solemnly, she understood the rules of the world.
"You can talk a lot."
Yan Nan couldn't help but smiled, his attitude towards Jian Xingxing was much better, it was different after doing bad things together.
"Of course."
Jian Xingxing raised her round chin proudly, her eyes are bright, her voice is crisp, she is a super sweet cub.
With a smile on his face, Yan Xing helped her press the chicken nest head that was blown up by the wind again, and then the three of them went back to their rooms to sleep, and nothing happened all night.
the next day.
Because of sleeping late, Jian Xingxing has yawned five times since she got to the dinner table.
"Fortunately, you didn't sleep well last night? Why are you so sleepy? Don't you always go to bed early?"
Zheng Xiuxiu put the porridge in front of her in bewilderment, and brought up the pickles.
"Mom, I had a dream last night and woke up several times."
"Have you had a nightmare? Don't be afraid, mom will coax you to sleep after dinner."
"Okay, thank you mom."
Jian Xingxing smiled sweetly at her mother, while Yan Weimin looked at the eldest and second sons in puzzlement.
"Did you two also have nightmares? Why is it so dark around your eyes?"
"I do not···"
Before the two could answer, Aunt Rong came over with a murderous look, and she shouted outside.
"Yan Xing! Yan Nan! Come out, you two bastards! These two murderers! Did you blow up my hut last night! You also poured chicken feces into my water tank and closed our door Tied up, isn't it you! I heard the sound last night and I couldn't get out!"
"My hut is unbearable. The shit is splashed in the yard. It stinks! What crime did I do to make you torment like this? Your family must give me an explanation for today's matter! Strict for the people, strict for the people Are you at home! Come out for me!"
"what happened?"
Yan Weimin stared at the two of them, Yan Nan shrugged and said slyly.
"I don't know wow."
Yan Xing took a sip of porridge without changing his face, and said lightly.
"It's me who says it's me? Where's the evidence?"
"That's right, slander without evidence is wrong! Dad, don't believe her nonsense!"
Jian Xingxing hurriedly nodded in agreement, if Yan Weimin couldn't understand the eyebrow-eye lawsuit between the three, he would have lived in vain for so many years.
"I'll deal with you later."
Yan Weimin scratched Jian Xingxing's nose, and went to open the door with Zheng Xiuxiu.
"Sister-in-law, what are you shouting so early in the morning? It scared the children of my family."
Yan Weimin opened the door and said loudly.
"Bah! They're scaring me! Weimin, I didn't say that these brats in your family should really take care of them. I just said a few jokes and they are going to take revenge on me. This temper is not good. It’s too big, what else are you afraid to do in the future? I have to get them out and beat them up!”
She said that she wanted to go in, but Zheng Xiuxiu and Yan Weimin blocked the door together, preventing her from coming in.
I’m starting a new article again, this time it’s a cute article, cp is the big brother, the milk dumpling in the early stage, the love line in the later stage, and the micro-shura field, I hope everyone will support it~~~~
(End of this chapter)
"Big Brother, Second Brother, wait for me, I'm going too."
It was Jian Xingxing, she closed the door excitedly, and ran over on tiptoe.
Brothers:...
"Why are you not sleeping yet."
Yan Xing held his forehead, bent down and picked her up, he didn't know if she had slept or not, her hair was messed up, it was as good as a fried chicken coop.He combed her hair smoothly and helped her tidy up.
"Because I want to do bad things with you!"
She tilted her head and smiled mysteriously, her round almond eyes sparkled, hum, I didn't expect it, she guessed it during the day, the eldest brother must be going to teach that Aunt Rong a lesson.
"You're just a little kid who is holding back, what can you do, go back to sleep."
Yan Nan even disliked the six-year-old Yan Sheng, let alone the five-year-old Jian Xingxing.
"Brother~~~ Please, I won't hold you back, take me with you, I'm small, I can get in, let her chickens out, and let their chickens fly away!"
Jian Xingxing acted like a baby in a childlike voice, and rubbed against Yan Xing's shoulders. Yan Xing really had nothing to do with her, so he had no choice but to bend the corners of his lips and agree.
"Then let me hug you obediently, don't come down and run around, and don't shout."
"Okay, I'll post four!"
Jian Xingxing was slurring her speech, and with her playful face, she raised four fingers. This scene was extremely funny.
"Ugh."
Yan Nan muttered something like a mop bottle, but he couldn't hear it clearly.The three of them sneaked into Aunt Rong's house by taking advantage of the light halo of the setting moon.Her yard is surrounded by a fence, which is much easier to climb than a wall.
Yan Xing disliked that Yan Nan's action of blowing up the cesspit was too dirty, and he refused to participate. He directly jumped into the yard, grabbed a handful of soil and threw it into the water tank. The clear and full water in the tank immediately changed It became cloudy.
Aunt Rong's house is far away from the well in the brigade, and it takes at least half a day to fill the water tank, and it takes an hour to go back and forth.
He thought about it, then took a dustpan to sweep a pile of chicken feces from the chicken coop and poured it in. The water tank was dirty now, and she was disgusted to death.
Jian Xingxing was not idle either, she picked up the thick hemp rope that was placed in the corner, and tied the two ends to the doorknobs of the two rooms respectively, the rope was just enough, she stood on tiptoe and tried hard to tie a knot.
Hehe, if this is the case, it will be difficult for them to come out tomorrow.Either pull hard to break the rope, or wait for the others to wake up and then open the door for them, it's all troublesome.
"Brother, am I powerful?"
Jian Xingxing put her hand to her mouth and asked quietly.
"sharp."
A smile flashed in Yan Xing's eyes, he picked up Jian Xingxing and prepared to retreat, the toilet was in the corner of the yard, and after exiting, he would blow up and run quickly.
"Hold well."
He handed Jian Xingxing over the fence to Yan Nan, who stood outside and did not come in.
"Not enough."
Jian Xingxing thought that she hadn't adjusted her posture properly, and it went smoothly when she came in, so she tried her best to straighten her legs, lowered her height a bit, and tilted her head back sharply to facilitate the exertion.
The bamboo on the fence has some edges and corners, and it will be fine if it is tied up.Yan Xing quickly freed up a hand to put a hand behind her head, only holding her.
"Sigh~~~"
As expected, the back of Jian Xingxing's head was pushed up, and Yan Xing's palm was pressed against the spikes. He hissed in pain, and the flesh on the back of his hand was dented in several places.
"Brother, what's wrong with you?"
Yan Nan had successfully caught her and put her on the ground. Fortunately, Jian didn't miss her brother's hiss, and asked worriedly.
"fine."
Yan Xing wiped off the small drops of blood on the back of his hands, stepped on the fence, turned over, and landed handsomely.
"It's my turn, hehe."
Yan Nan rubbed his hands, first pushed down the prepared big rock from the top of the latrine, and with a muffled bang, the board laid on it was directly crushed, and then he immediately lit his long-preserved Firecrackers were thrown in.
Then he ran towards home non-stop, Yan Xing supported Jian Xingxing's buttocks, and ran faster than him.With a whoosh, both of them moved forward at full speed as if they had stepped on a hot wheel, and the sound of howling wind could be heard in their ears.
"Boom."
The firecracker made a loud noise in the cesspit, and countless stinky black and yellow objects flew out. The entire wall of the latrine was covered with paste, and many splashed out.
Fortunately, he ran fast.
"It's so exciting."
Jian Xingxing tightly hugged Yan Xing's neck, her soft laughter couldn't stop, she even wanted to turn back and play some pranks.
"Shhh, I'm going home, go back to your room and go to sleep gently, act like nothing happened tomorrow, don't tell anyone, you know?"
Yan Xing was worried, and patted her little head at the door and told her again.
"I know, big brother, don't worry, we are grasshoppers on a boat, if you confess you, you confess me, and you will be beaten."
Jian Xingxing straightened her body, nodded solemnly, she understood the rules of the world.
"You can talk a lot."
Yan Nan couldn't help but smiled, his attitude towards Jian Xingxing was much better, it was different after doing bad things together.
"Of course."
Jian Xingxing raised her round chin proudly, her eyes are bright, her voice is crisp, she is a super sweet cub.
With a smile on his face, Yan Xing helped her press the chicken nest head that was blown up by the wind again, and then the three of them went back to their rooms to sleep, and nothing happened all night.
the next day.
Because of sleeping late, Jian Xingxing has yawned five times since she got to the dinner table.
"Fortunately, you didn't sleep well last night? Why are you so sleepy? Don't you always go to bed early?"
Zheng Xiuxiu put the porridge in front of her in bewilderment, and brought up the pickles.
"Mom, I had a dream last night and woke up several times."
"Have you had a nightmare? Don't be afraid, mom will coax you to sleep after dinner."
"Okay, thank you mom."
Jian Xingxing smiled sweetly at her mother, while Yan Weimin looked at the eldest and second sons in puzzlement.
"Did you two also have nightmares? Why is it so dark around your eyes?"
"I do not···"
Before the two could answer, Aunt Rong came over with a murderous look, and she shouted outside.
"Yan Xing! Yan Nan! Come out, you two bastards! These two murderers! Did you blow up my hut last night! You also poured chicken feces into my water tank and closed our door Tied up, isn't it you! I heard the sound last night and I couldn't get out!"
"My hut is unbearable. The shit is splashed in the yard. It stinks! What crime did I do to make you torment like this? Your family must give me an explanation for today's matter! Strict for the people, strict for the people Are you at home! Come out for me!"
"what happened?"
Yan Weimin stared at the two of them, Yan Nan shrugged and said slyly.
"I don't know wow."
Yan Xing took a sip of porridge without changing his face, and said lightly.
"It's me who says it's me? Where's the evidence?"
"That's right, slander without evidence is wrong! Dad, don't believe her nonsense!"
Jian Xingxing hurriedly nodded in agreement, if Yan Weimin couldn't understand the eyebrow-eye lawsuit between the three, he would have lived in vain for so many years.
"I'll deal with you later."
Yan Weimin scratched Jian Xingxing's nose, and went to open the door with Zheng Xiuxiu.
"Sister-in-law, what are you shouting so early in the morning? It scared the children of my family."
Yan Weimin opened the door and said loudly.
"Bah! They're scaring me! Weimin, I didn't say that these brats in your family should really take care of them. I just said a few jokes and they are going to take revenge on me. This temper is not good. It’s too big, what else are you afraid to do in the future? I have to get them out and beat them up!”
She said that she wanted to go in, but Zheng Xiuxiu and Yan Weimin blocked the door together, preventing her from coming in.
I’m starting a new article again, this time it’s a cute article, cp is the big brother, the milk dumpling in the early stage, the love line in the later stage, and the micro-shura field, I hope everyone will support it~~~~
(End of this chapter)
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