A rebellious minister forced me to be a foolish king

The Cui family caught Guangning Wang Gao Xiaoheng and wanted to report to the officials, accusing the Zheng family of regretting the marriage. They refused to give the promised money to the wife of the house, and even demanded a high betrothal gift.
"We didn't ask them to hire them either. It was his family who wanted to marry my granddaughter with empty hands. They didn't give the bride price and asked for a dowry."

King Guangning said: "In this case, don't give the dowry. Your Cui family is also very difficult. The children will solve the children's affairs."

Grandma Zheng nodded and said yes: "It must be Guangning Wang Gonggong, come and see off the guests!"

The mother and son of the Cui family who were kicked out were stunned, and Cui Wei added: "We only said we don't want money, we didn't say we don't want a wife."

King Guangning: "??? What's the matter? I have to give you the Zheng family girl for free??"

Originally, Grandma Zheng was the only one who felt ashamed, but now even King Guangning can't bear to look down on her, so someone immediately "invited" Cui's mother and son out.

The mother and son who are about to sleep on the street are looking at the bustling streets and alleys, dumbfounded by the wealthy lintel, but Aunt Zheng sent someone to say that she wants to test her son's fertility, and wants to marry a Han outside first. Forcing her grandma to admit her grandson-in-law, Mrs. Cui grinned her ears behind her ears when she heard this, thinking that there is such a stupid daughter-in-law and such a good thing?

So that night, I went with my son to Aunt Zheng's mansion in the suburbs. Seeing his son being welcomed in by the red-clothed servants, he was patted outside the door when the door was closed with a bang.

Both the original couple get married at night, which is a "sun ceremony", and has the meaning of balance of yin and yang, and intercourse at dusk and dawn.

Youshi, dusk.

There are lanterns and festoons outside the courtyard, and tall red candles inside the house.

The bridegroom wearing a wedding dress at the door stood like a javelin. His red attire made the man's lips red and white, and his face haggard.

"Isn't this the bride's trick?"

The two Xi wives in front of the man were one tall and one short, one fat and one thin.

The slightly shorter thin boy had bright brown hair, and his skin, which was fairer than that of the Han people, was bloodless against the red clothes, but there were large and hideous red birthmarks on his face, and it was Adu who was posing as Xi Po.He was still holding a gray wolf cub in his arms. At this time, he glanced at a burly male Xipo in a skirt with large sleeves,

"We have this rule, whoever gets married will be blinded. Hurry up and cover him up. The bride is still waiting for this kid to come into the house to pay homage."

As a result, Cui Wei was held down by the shoulders and arms by the strong man and covered his head.

The young man with a rosy face was obviously happy, but he put on a stinky face that looked at people with his nostrils, and his lips rolled over.

"Okay, why are you wronged? Which man didn't come here like this? Don't cry and make a bad face on the big day. You are not the lucky face of Wang's wife. This family is about to let you cry."

In order to prevent the groom from escaping, the male bride kept pulling the four corners of the hijab until his head was about to be unscrewed, but even with the hijab covered, the man couldn't stop the man from putting his face against the red cloth and bursting out!
"Shut up!! Why are you talking so sissy, kid? Are you from the Qi country? You can't be raised by her, right? How can you speak for her for no reason?"

The young man said earnestly:
"Am I, can you control me? Aunt Xuannv is still young, how can there be a little girl who doesn't look at young boys? When you come in and give her a few big fat girls, she will naturally calm down, you This old man with a ruined willow and broken body, you need to know something, don't cause trouble for yourself, oh, you are not from Huaxu, and you can't give birth."

Cui Wei: "??!"

Although it is a commonplace saying that everyone in the Central Plains has heard, but the degree of deviantness of the gender change is simply a crushing blow to the male dynasty.

Cui Wei grew up in the land of Qilu and was influenced by the three cardinal principles and five constant ethics. He never thought that one day, he would be teased and played by a kid like this, and he would immediately throw off his hijab and leave.

As soon as he twisted around, he was grabbed by the burly male wife. Seeing this, A'Du sarcastically said, "Why do you want to escape marriage? If you marry, you will be a member of the Zheng family. I despise you, a lowly bastard."

As soon as Cui Wei's idea of ​​fleeing marriage took a step, he was snuffed out by the bearded Xi Po and the guards guarding the door.

The boy who hugged the wolf cub then stepped forward and kicked the man who refused to kneel down,
"You don't cover your head, you don't kneel in Gaotang, and you don't worship the Queen Mother of the West. Do you really think of yourself as a pure and clean young man? A man who has been married for many times is not used to your stinking problem? Men who don't love themselves are like rotten cabbages."

——At this time, the real Aunt Zheng, Yuan Wuyou, was sitting in a cubicle in a side room, eating wedding cakes around dragon and phoenix candles.

Because King Guangning provided all-round support for this operation, all the things used in the ceremony followed the customs of Shandong Qilu. The male respect has to let the mother respect to be a guardian of Taoism, to fight violence with violence, to fight poison with poison.

But it should not be said, in terms of ceremonies, King Guangning's arrangement is too decent, especially the anthurium candle on the table, the relief is lifelike, it is first cut out of shape and then painted with wax, it is extremely exquisite, even every piece The scales of the dragon and the feathers of the phoenix are all palpable, and the roots are distinct. According to legend, it originated from the house of a married woman in the Zhou Dynasty who kept candles for three days.

In the folks, only those who have lit the dragon and phoenix candles are considered official couples. Only married couples can light it. It can burn until dawn, even if the emperor has no chance to light it for the second time. move, specially brought.

Yuan Wuyou didn't want to waste everything, so he replaced it from the fake bridal chamber in the next room, and set it on fire in front of him.

She was eating cakes from this box of tea, and the one sitting next to her was eating wine with her elbows, when suddenly the person next to her poked her with an oily hand and said in a hoarse voice, "Eldest sister, I'm looking for you. "

Yuan Wuyou looked up suspiciously, it turned out that a man in a red round collar came out from behind the screen, his eyes were black and blue, his face was a little tired, but he was full of energy,
"Why don't you go in?"

"Someone went in for me." She was not at all surprised why Gao Yanzong appeared here.Instead, he pushed the bride next to her, who was facing her elbow with her bloody mouth open, "Put down your elbow, it's time to work."

Zhen Zhuangshi, who was like a wall, grabbed two steamed buns from the tray, stuffed them in the chest of the big sleeve, and smiled at her:
"Sister, tell me, should I faint from fright, or knock him unconscious with a punch?"

Yuan Wuyou: "..."

When Zhen Zhuangshi entered the house, only the aunt and nephew were left staring at the dragon and phoenix candles, Gao Yanzong said:
"Why don't you wonder why I'm here?"

This Aunt Zheng, who was supposed to be in the new house, had a ruddy complexion in contrast to his. Even in a lilac purple skirt with large sleeves, she looked charming and charming against the backdrop of the candles, but she had a cold face, brown eyes, It is inevitable calm and perseverance.

"King Guangning is your second elder brother, and Zhen Wenrou and others are your subordinates. If you hadn't been accommodating in secret, how could they listen to my orders like this?"